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Atomic1fire 02-19-2006, 05:49 PM who would win jackie or chuck
me im not sure since chuck could round house and jackie could turn anything into a kung fu weapon
Heyyou27 02-19-2006, 07:18 PM Jim Jones would kick both of their asses.
asfager 02-19-2006, 09:14 PM hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
i say that they wont be able to even get close to each other cause there would be too much awsome for any room or area to hold.
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magila 02-20-2006, 01:28 AM Bruce lee is dead!
magila 02-20-2006, 02:00 AM he coudn't win a fight.... because he is dead
No, he'd still kick their asses, at least Jackies.
asfager 02-20-2006, 12:29 PM he asked who would win out of jackie or norris
not jim jones, bruce lee, barney, or the sponge bob
I don't care, Bruce Lee is too awesome to not be in this competition.
uber_jedi 02-20-2006, 06:09 PM who would win jackie or chuck
me im not sure since chuck could round house and jackie could turn anything into a kung fu weapon
Godzilla wins because they would never fight each other, they would explode because of too much awesomeness. Then Godzilla burns their guts.
After that, Obi-Wan would just come in and Force-Pwn everything and anything that even tries to attack.
MRLIN 02-20-2006, 07:13 PM TOM JONES..... HE COULD OUT SING THEM BOTH.:paperbag3
asfager 02-20-2006, 07:41 PM well fine
then i say my little brother who would annoy them out of there minds.
Dante59 02-20-2006, 07:43 PM I say That my friend cheese would own everyone with is cheesy kung fu grip!!!!
Junk_Train 02-20-2006, 07:45 PM Well... I don't know. Both kick ass really good.
MRLIN 02-20-2006, 07:49 PM CHUCKIE IS OLD. CHAN IS MORE CREATIVE. CHUCHIES GOT A NICE PIECE OF TAIL AT HOME.(THATS Y HES PROB MORE LAX). CHAN DOESNT AND STILL NEEDS TO FIGHT FOR A NICE PIECE.:mf_brucel :goku:
J.c. Or Segal?
CHUCKIE IS OLD. CHAN IS MORE CREATIVE. CHUCHIES GOT A NICE PIECE OF TAIL AT HOME.(THATS Y HES PROB MORE LAX). CHAN DOESNT AND STILL NEEDS TO FIGHT FOR A NICE PIECE.:mf_brucel :goku:
MrNaPaLm32 02-20-2006, 09:22 PM id rather go for jack bauer.
Heyyou27 02-20-2006, 09:23 PM I said Jim Jones, he killed 911 people.
MrNaPaLm32 02-20-2006, 09:29 PM jack bauer has killed twice that many in terrorists
Heyyou27 02-20-2006, 09:32 PM Jim Jones killed 911 real people, not television characters.
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MrNaPaLm32 02-20-2006, 10:03 PM who was that?
Heyyou27 02-20-2006, 10:21 PM Jim Jones created his own colony, and then he and his followers all killed themselves drinking Kool-aid laced with cyanide. They thought the government was going to torture/perform experiments on them.
MrNaPaLm32 02-20-2006, 10:53 PM thats pretty cool.
Led_Zeppelin 02-20-2006, 10:55 PM That's cool? Wow.
MrNaPaLm32 02-20-2006, 11:04 PM think about it. some guy in the 30's tricks everyone to bellieve he is jesus, and say in the name of the lord we will kill ourselves. perhaps i said it wrong, but that guy had to be REAL good. tricking people into thinking you are jesus is a pretty tricky matter at best.
Led_Zeppelin 02-20-2006, 11:14 PM think about it. some guy in the 30's tricks everyone to bellieve he is jesus, and say in the name of the lord we will kill ourselves. perhaps i said it wrong, but that guy had to be REAL good. tricking people into thinking you are jesus is a pretty tricky matter at best.
He tricked a bunch of drug users that into thinkning he was jesus. Yeah, brilliant.
MrNaPaLm32 02-20-2006, 11:23 PM He tricked a bunch of drug users that into thinkning he was jesus. Yeah, brilliant.they werent drug users if you read up on it. they were normal people, some were southern blacks, trying to find equality etc. please note that there were also 257 or so children. these people were in it to stay.
Drunken_Shinobi 02-20-2006, 11:34 PM I don't care, Bruce Lee is too awesome to not be in this competition.
Agreed....because Bruce Lee is like the legend of martial arts movies people.
bfchickenchaser 02-20-2006, 11:35 PM Bruce Lee Is Dead???? Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Drunken_Shinobi 02-20-2006, 11:39 PM Bruce Lee Is Dead???? Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well...of course he is. He died a pretty long time ago, because of a brain problem or something. But even though he's dead, if he came back from the grave he'd own Chuck Norris and Jackie Chan.
MrNaPaLm32 02-20-2006, 11:45 PM i still say jack bauer could kick all their asses.
uber_jedi 02-21-2006, 04:07 PM Jim Jones killed 911 real people, not television characters.
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Didn't he drink it too?
MRLIN 02-21-2006, 04:21 PM david corresh(davidian compound) .... now thats a prety fukd up dude. smart&crazy,able to brainwash people to believe theyre going for a ride on some fkin comet. and bang all those broads w/out incident. try that in reality....the ol lady wood castorate the boys!
uber_jedi 02-21-2006, 05:04 PM I bet you were castrated...Everyone point and laugh at the eunuch!!
Led_Zeppelin 02-21-2006, 09:39 PM He tricked a bunch of drug users that into thinkning he was jesus. Yeah, brilliant.
That's some nice grammar, chief.
That's some nice grammar, chief.
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Junk_Train 02-22-2006, 09:49 PM Oh so that's why O'Reilly was making the kool aid jokes.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jim_Jones
Heyyou27 02-22-2006, 09:56 PM About time you got it. ;)
Artboy2000 02-23-2006, 08:23 PM Pillsbury doe boy
MRLIN 02-23-2006, 08:44 PM Pillsbury doe boy
ok we get it ..you like to bake.
Artboy2000 02-24-2006, 10:02 PM Chuck norris is getting old.
viper.gtsr 02-24-2006, 10:08 PM Jackie or bruce Lee.
Drunken_Shinobi 02-25-2006, 01:07 AM I still say Bruce Lee.
uber_jedi 02-25-2006, 11:41 AM Chuck norris is getting old.
With age comes wisdom.
viper.gtsr 02-25-2006, 11:50 AM And wrinkles.
uber_jedi 02-25-2006, 07:15 PM uber_lol
Chuck Norris would just roundhouse kick himself in the face to get rid of wrinkles.
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