I am an Insomniac, as some of you who live halfway across the globe for whom it is like, 8:00 may have noticed. I need sleep tonight, well, no more than any other night, but I realy wanna sleep tonight, for the people who are on...got any tips? Please?

melatonin pills usually work for me when i cant sleep

i did some searching, and then I remembered that reading about lucid dreaming and doing lucid dreaming techniques often helps me to get to sleep, and I have lucid dreams, so Im killing 2 birds with one stone. If you are interested in the material it is here. http://brain.web-us.com/lucid/luciddreamingFAQ.htm Some of the techniques are kind of stupid (like the making yourself realy hungry) but alot of them actually work! (like reality checks and stuff) See you in my dreams!

Well, that was short-lived.

its not over til im asleep, if Im not asleep in an hour i'll be coming back. If I'm not back in about an hour well...http://www.greenapple.com/~jorp/amzanim/kitty-sleep.jpg

I am an Insomniac, as some of you who live halfway across the globe for whom it is like, 8:00 may have noticed. I need sleep tonight, well, no more than any other night, but I realy wanna sleep tonight, for the people who are on...got any tips? Please?
Take Nyquil...or chloroform...or morphine.

does chloraform have any side effects, because it would make a great tazer

"GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY!!"

"ok, let me get my wallet"

*shoves wallet (and chloroform) into face*

*THUNK*

EDIT it does have side effect

"It is no longer used for several reasons: 1) it's toxic to the lungs and very irritating to the skin and respiratory tract lining 2) it's carcinogenic 3) we've got a lot better anesthetic agents now that are not so irritating and not carcinogenic."

http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Academy/8097/cascadehospital/toxicology.html

No...don't believe "professionals" who diss chloroform, the only side effect is that after you use it--you need to get more!



P.S. Chloroform is much better than Ether and with less harmful effects.

WOOT! I got a good nights sleep for the first time in like 12 days! (If you don't consider the fact that I didn't actually get to sleep till like 3:30 AM)

Just hit yourself over the head with a pipe next time.

Just hit yourself over the head with a pipe next time.
I'll do that and tell you how it works out.

Hopefully you'll receive complete brain damage and won't have to tell me how it went.

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y20/dietpoop/animals/Being_Hit_on_the_Head_Lesson.jpg

WOOT! I got a good nights sleep for the first time in like 12 days! (If you don't consider the fact that I didn't actually get to sleep till like 3:30 AM)
Who's method did you use? (and what was it)

i did some searching, and then I remembered that reading about lucid dreaming and doing lucid dreaming techniques often helps me to get to sleep, and I have lucid dreams, so Im killing 2 birds with one stone. If you are interested in the material it is here. http://brain.web-us.com/lucid/luciddreamingFAQ.htm Some of the techniques are kind of stupid (like the making yourself realy hungry) but alot of them actually work! (like reality checks and stuff)
reading about lucid dreaming helps me sleep for some reason

if that helps you sleep go into my old science class

if that helps you sleep go into my old science class
why? does it have to do with lucid dreaming? or is it because it's boring? I find lucid dreaming and lucid dreaming techniques facinating.,

Or you could just play Counter Strike: Source until you fall asleep.

No...don't believe "professionals" who diss chloroform, the only side effect is that after you use it--you need to get more!



P.S. Chloroform is much better than Ether and with less harmful effects.

didn't u read the the website... it causes cancer and vomiting...

if that helps you sleep go into my old science class

You don't even know what real science is. You're still in the "If you mix baking soda and vinegar together, you'll get a BIG surprise!" stage. Have fun when you get to physics, biology etc.

try reading rfcs. that'll put you to sleep farily quickly.

ive got a book called "yawn!"

it has a bunch of boring texts... like stain removal instructions

didn't u read the the website... it causes cancer and vomiting...
pff! That doesn't bother me.

mmmmm...cancer and vomiting

melatonin pills usually work for me when i cant sleep
Same with me.

an 11 year old taking melatonin pill, or even knows what melatonin is! What next!?

an 11 year old taking melatonin pill, or even knows what melatonin is! What next!?
It's not the whole thing, I'm only able to take a half, but that helps me sleep.

oh, you mean your mommy crushes it up and slips it in your chocolate milk?

No, I brake it in half, and swallow it with water.

i was kidding

Oh really?
How can I be sure?

you can't, I wasn't really kidding...
or was I?-

Bum bum bummmmmmmmm...

Diet Poop: Make an appointment to see your family doctor. Maybe he can prescribe something for you.

My Doctor finally prescribed something for me that acts as a sleep agent, muscle relaxer and antidepressant. It's great.

naw, i don't need a damn doctor telling me about my sleep habits. I'll just accept the fact that I am a natural night owl.

oh, you mean your mommy crushes it up and slips it in your chocolate milk?
You know, I've actually talked to kids 11 and 12 that are more mature than most teenagers (15-16).

Also, most teen agers become night owls. Sleepy all day, party all night.
I did the same thing. Now I wish I had diciplined myself to go to bed at a decent hour. Dragging your ass around all day just isn't worth it.

Also, most teen agers become night owls. Sleep all day, party all night.
I did the same thing. Now I wish I had diciplined myself to go to bed at a decent hour. Dragging your ass around all day just isn't worth it.
no, its not like that. Seriously, i TRY to sleep, but i just end up laying in bed wide awake for 2 hours.

no, its not like that. Seriously, i TRY to sleep, but i just end up laying in bed wide awake for 2 hours.

I did the same thing. I would go to bed at 7 or 7:30 or 8 and lay awake until 1 or 2 am. Sounds like anxiety to me.

I did the same thing. I would go to bed at 7 or 7:30 or 8 and lay awake until 1 or 2 am. Sounds like anxiety to me.
or pure straight insomnia.
like I told you, I'm a natural night owl.

I want to shoot an owl and see it drop from the tree.

are you just trying to piss off this particular gothic-hippi? (thats not my term, someone made it up to describe me ^_^)

gothic-hippie! Now i've heard of everything... except for the french winning a war

are you just trying to piss off this particular gothic-hippi? (thats not my term, someone made it up to describe me ^_^)
Me? No. I just want to shoot an owl...

Do you have a gun? (don't answer that.) Anyway, there's a guy I work with who goes out to a fire-ing range to practice. I gave him a waffle iron that I ruined to shoot at. He said, "That waffle iron was great. It flew up in the air and fluttered down like a injured bird." Maybe you should shoot small appliances instead of birds.

Or you can just shoot yourself in the head and sure enough everything will go black :) telle me how it works out.(side effects may include death death or...almost death then bleed to death) :):):)

....or one hell of a headache.

you guys should watch the movie, " The Machinist"
Its relevant to this topic.

If you ever want to sleep, usually warm milk does the job.