diet poop
01-28-2006, 04:14 PM
Possibly the most evil, offensive sports ever invented?
Only humans could take the most horrible war in the history of the universe and turn it into, i must say, a quite boring game. The Krikket wars were started by the planet of Krikket, a peaceful little planet filled with cheerful little people. but the sky over krikkit is the least interesting sight in the known universe. This is because the whole planet is surrounded by a giant dust cloud, engulfing the planet of Krikkit and its lonely little sun. Well, living in isolation from the beginning of the universe, they believed that they were the only beings in existance, but when they found out otherwise they came to a reasonable, well thought out desicion. they would destroy all other life in the universe. So with many intellegent white killer robots wearing shin pads and carrying krikkit war bats with which they launced bombs, the people of Krikket proceded to kill sextillions upon septillions of people all across the universe, untill they were locked in a slow time envelope the key of which was the wikkit gate, the symbol of all peace and unity in the universe.
Millions of years later, some primitive, instinctive memories in the mind of some pitiful human sparked the idea for a game. So you can see why Cricket is such a horrible game, especially the part about the ball hitting (and breaking) the wicket.
more on the wikkit gate:The Wikkit Gate is a universal symbol among the diverse cultures of the Galaxy of the basic ideals of civilization. The Galactic Government therefore chose to model the key that could unlock the envelope of Slo-Time surrounding planet Krikkit after a Wikkit Gate. The gate was destroyed, then the various parts re-animated as different objects around the universe. It is composed of:
* A Steel Pillar of Strength and Power (Marvin's leg)
* A Wooden Pillar of Nature and Spirituality (the reconstituted ashes of a cricket stump)
* A Perspex Pillar of Science and Reason (Argabuthon Septre of Authority,aka the Plastic Pillar)
* A Golden Bail of Prosperity (The Heart of Gold's heart of gold – a small box that powers the Improbability Drive)
* A Silver Bail of Peace (the Rory Award For The Most Gratuitous Use Of The Word "F*ck" In A Serious Screenplay)
The Wikkit Gate---a Wicket
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y20/dietpoop/wikkit.jpghttp://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y20/dietpoop/wicket.png
Only humans could take the most horrible war in the history of the universe and turn it into, i must say, a quite boring game. The Krikket wars were started by the planet of Krikket, a peaceful little planet filled with cheerful little people. but the sky over krikkit is the least interesting sight in the known universe. This is because the whole planet is surrounded by a giant dust cloud, engulfing the planet of Krikkit and its lonely little sun. Well, living in isolation from the beginning of the universe, they believed that they were the only beings in existance, but when they found out otherwise they came to a reasonable, well thought out desicion. they would destroy all other life in the universe. So with many intellegent white killer robots wearing shin pads and carrying krikkit war bats with which they launced bombs, the people of Krikket proceded to kill sextillions upon septillions of people all across the universe, untill they were locked in a slow time envelope the key of which was the wikkit gate, the symbol of all peace and unity in the universe.
Millions of years later, some primitive, instinctive memories in the mind of some pitiful human sparked the idea for a game. So you can see why Cricket is such a horrible game, especially the part about the ball hitting (and breaking) the wicket.
more on the wikkit gate:The Wikkit Gate is a universal symbol among the diverse cultures of the Galaxy of the basic ideals of civilization. The Galactic Government therefore chose to model the key that could unlock the envelope of Slo-Time surrounding planet Krikkit after a Wikkit Gate. The gate was destroyed, then the various parts re-animated as different objects around the universe. It is composed of:
* A Steel Pillar of Strength and Power (Marvin's leg)
* A Wooden Pillar of Nature and Spirituality (the reconstituted ashes of a cricket stump)
* A Perspex Pillar of Science and Reason (Argabuthon Septre of Authority,aka the Plastic Pillar)
* A Golden Bail of Prosperity (The Heart of Gold's heart of gold – a small box that powers the Improbability Drive)
* A Silver Bail of Peace (the Rory Award For The Most Gratuitous Use Of The Word "F*ck" In A Serious Screenplay)
The Wikkit Gate---a Wicket
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y20/dietpoop/wikkit.jpghttp://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y20/dietpoop/wicket.png