right this is a post game where you ruin the above persons wish i.e
i wish for 10 pumpkins
reply: you get your punpkins but their all rotten, i wish for......
go for it and use your imagination

i wish for a pumpkin.....

But Ryu happens to have a giant hammer. :shifty:

I wish for a million bucks!

Granted, but they happen to be stolen and soon the swat teams are busting down your door

I wish for a wish that cant be messed up.(I tried this one before wanna see the reaction i get this time)

A wish that can't be messed up? Thats tricky...so instead of messing your wish up, I'll mess you up!

*Ryu pulls out dual magnums, and blows Hewhoshallnotbenamed to Hell*

the whole world becomes quiet an you go insane from the lack of socialization.
i wish i had a mongoose :glad: come ere mongoose!

Granted but the mongoose is rapid and eats your face

A wish that can't be messed up? Thats tricky...so instead of messing your wish up, I'll mess you up!

*Ryu pulls out dual magnums, and blows Hewhoshallnotbenamed to Hell*
Interesting reply the one I got before was "Granted...that was it"

I wish I had the perfect guy ^_^

you get nobody cause no one is perfect :bash: :harhar:

:rm_panda: I wish I ruled the universe

wish is granted but u only get a whistle..better start tryin to rule it urself..with a whistle

i wish that i was in a world that everything happened my way! :astroboy_

you say "i wish i was dead!" one day and then you die

i wish everyone would get along in harmony

granted, but we'll have to kill about 90% of the world :ala:

(<_< diet ur meant to make a wish) :tv_horror

i wish i had some eggs
:mf_microw

u get the eggs but wen u coem to crack them into teh fryin pan a mutant chiken comes out and sucks ur brain out and u turn into anm egg and the next time some1 wishs for eggs they get an egg with a mutant chiken which is u and u suck there brains out and sooo on

i wish i had some hash browns

ahhhhhhhhhhhh hash browns neeeveeeeeeeeerr..u get the hash brown but then i come in just b4 u start to eat them and i order an air strike on them to obliterate the hashbrown :hands: :bangin: hehehe :mf_prop:

we end up typin like wat u sed but then a new person comes and remindas us that we r mental freaks :mf_laughb

they do but then i coem and screw it up

i wish everyone turned into a superhero and had some of the powers they wanted not all or theyll be way too powerfull(and its imposible for any one to hav more than hmm 3) :cheezy:

I wish my ex-girlfriend would forgive me...

wish granted.. dude i dont wanna mess with that

she forgives you but then a supermodel :mf_dribbl thats realy smart and funny and you can totaly relate to moves into town and she has a crush on you but you cant do anything about it cause ur already in a relationship.
EDIT: im sorry about your girlfriend dude, im hopin she'll forgive you :crazyeyes
i wish there was some way to answer this question correctly.
Q: Awnser truthfully to the following yes or no question, "Will your answer be no?" :smile1: :vomit3:

I wish i wasn't a child
http://www.gprime.net/board/images/smilies/partytime2.gif

u turn into an adult and u get ran over by a magical flyin pie and u turn into a kid again :mf_prop:

WOOPSEYDAISYS NOW I GOTA WISH
hmm i wish that dogs could talk cats could fly and pigs could breakdance :dopey_h4h

poop in your hair and you get served by a hog :santa_1:
i wish i had 6 million dollers in pennies :cheerful_

wish granted but u get only 5.999,999.000 dollars in pennies and u ask for a refund but insted of a refund they take all ur money and turn u into a baby :baby:

i wish this person on msn im talkin to will stop bugin me while i post on this forum! :argue:

the person stops buggin you but it turns out he dies of lonlieness and you are driven to insanity with guilt

I wish all clowns were dead :mf_clown:

all clowns die but then they get resuructed and turn into mutant zombie clowns that are a million times worse and they all come to ur house and huant u for wishin u killed them

ok hmm wats a wish i could wish hmmmmm i wish that the wish that im hidin under this wish comes true

the wish your hiding does come true but then the zombie clowns get sick of haunting me and then they go haunt you

i wish i wish i wish i was a fish :fish_h4h:

you are annoyed to death by people sayin "awww...look at the fishy, hes so cute" :fox: :sly:
i wish i was invincible, but could die if i choose to

u turn invinsible but then tammi dumps u and u say damn i wish i was dead becos u forgot u were invinsible and u die
sorry man its all part of the game peace out

i wish i had all the guns and weapons in teh world and if any one counteracts this wish i will shoot them :gun:

u turn invinsible but then tammi dumps u and u say damn i wish i was dead becos u forgot u were invinsible and u die
sorry man its all part of the game peace out

i wish i had all the guns and weapons in teh world and if any one counteracts this wish i will shoot them :gun:
i said INVINCIBLE!!!!!! as in cant be hurt. awww man :vomit5: tami dumps me :console(1

yeah i no but ur emotions can :jump2: :bleh:

i wish i had all the guns and weapons in teh world and if any one counteracts this wish i will shoot them :gun:
You get all the guns in the world but then people steal them of you and shoot you then they shoot your dead body
I wish it was easter todAY :gossip:

i wish that 2 so ur wish is granted!

i wish the turtles to looose! :evilguy:

the turtles win, too bad :evilguy:

no they dotn teh monkeys do crazy man :paperbag3

The turtles loose the battle but then more turtles come and they bring back their dead anscestors and relatives and just random turtles then they win the war

I wish that i lived in the simpsons cartoon

have you ever seen CB4? with chris rock?
We're the bagheads! the bagheads! the bagheads!
HAHAHAHAHAH! great movie for a crazy person :mf_opera:

u live in teh simpsons but then they axe the simpsons and theres no more and ur traped in a non existence show and nothin happoens so ur traped there for the rest of ur life

i wish this dog stopped runin :dog: hell hurt himself

they dog stops running so he has nothing to do so then you go and try to pat him but he bites your hand off. :mobile:

I wish i could have some ham

YOU CANT HAVE HAM! you can have a hat shaped like ham though :bleh:

but i don't want ham anymore now i want KFC Chicken but not those Wikid Wings

i want a nice piece of ufot tofu:D

Tofu eeww our teacher made us eat that last year

i wish that some1 will completement me on my monkey avatar

hahahah! i just pmed u about it!
where did u ind it on such short notice?

ull hav to wish for it lol:P :rotflmao:

i wish i had a better turtle avy :mf_tongue
u know what revilo? you are one of my good friends now :mf_doof: :rotflmao:

same to u poop :rotflmao: were best buddies on g-prime..worst enemies outside lol just kiddin

I think the war brought u 2 really close 2gether

who knew that trying to kill each other would make us such good friends? :ala: :mf_napole

You get a better turtle avatar but then it is so good it gets sick of being your avatar and climbs out of the computer and kills you.

I wish life wasnt so boring here in Indiana.

Granted your not bored but a rogue tornado from Texas in the U.S.A. travels over and decimates the entire area.

I wish I had a faster internet connection.

You decide to get broadband but then the person who comes to your house to hook up all the cables and crap turns out to be a homocidal serial killer. He/she kills you and displays your deceased body in a way that makes all the people who come to your house to investigate throw up and have mental trauma for the rest of their lives.

I wish someone would start a new war. (Im talking about the wars on gprime of course)

Granted, but unfortunatly the memory of the last war is too fresh in peoples minds and they soon lose interest not wanting to re-experiance the horror that is war.

I wish I had an unlimited supply of anime...

You get your unlimited supply of anime by being teleported into an anime yourself. Saddly your head is chopped off by a malfunctioning giant canopener as soon as you enter this anime world, but the main character vowes to avenge your death and is soon killed by mutated pubic lice.

I wish somebody else would start to play this game.

Granted, but they all die within 3 minutes and 34 seconds of playing. And explode into a fireball. POOF!

i wish hands that weren't spazhjdkslagtfbch vmkvclgj

i wish i had a g/f *sigh*

You do get a girlfriend but then you cheat on her so she chops your dick off with a rusty spahgettios can lid.

I wish everyone didnt think i was a jerk.

who says i was a guy

you get the wish

huh? I was pretty shure you were a guy when i saw your picture on the self picture thread.

nope thats my best friend
this is me

Ok, i dont want this thread to get off topic and be locked so lets get on with it!

I wish I had an alienware computer.

You get the alienware but then someone from Iraq takes it and buush says they stole a weapon of "M*** destruction."

I wish that Bush wasn't stupid.

nope thats my best friend
this is me
That means...

Bush becomes smart and learns youve been running a world wide meth lab opperation. You become public enemy #1 and are soon killed by a booby traped hacky-sack.

I wish people would stop hazleing the republicans.(i know the spellings wrong but it would bleep it otherwise)

ez we all stop and then bush does something dum again and we remember that hes an idiot
I wish that there was peace.

peace comes then everyone destroys all their weopons and aliens come and kill everyone.

I wish I new what to wish for

you get yur wish of what to wish for but your brain explodes before u can relize the awsomeness of the wish u thought up.

i wish for the toast song.

you get the toast song but it is really high pitched and running really fast so your brain shoots out of your ears and then a hamster uses your empty head for a home.

I wish I had a full ride college scolorship

u get the scholarship but its to a clown school.

I wish that people wouldnt spam.

Everyone stops spaming so the punishment for spaming becomes more severe and then one day you spam and are then banned.

Ok im outta wishes i wish somebody else would wish

ok michael jackson wishes about little boys and then u think of another wish

Now I wish drug reps gave cool stuff now like they did a while ago.

(They gave my father cool stuff along time ago like pacers tickets[dont make a crak about the pacers or I breaka yo face]now they just give him stress balls)

They give u more pacers tickets but then they like giving u stuff so much they give u a bom and u blow up.

Your supposed to make a wish......

I wish the pacers won the basketball world championship(and its not going to be very creative if you say something about Jermaine Oneal, Stephen Jackson, and/or Ron Artest coming and beating people up)

they win but then they find out one of the team member guyz smokes weed......and so the other team wins..and then the people u mentioned blew up :bicycle:

i wish that.............................................. .................................................. .................................................. .....................uhhhhh....................... .......................................wait i got a really good one............................................... .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .........ill come back too u on that one....wait i know....:)

i wish that i had a wish

But then your mind couldn't process anything what so ever because it's so bloody late at night. Instead you sat there, squinting at the computer monitor, wishing you had a better life, when suddnely a loud thump startles you from outside your bedroom door. It takes you a second to realize that there is someone standing there, As the door handle begins to move you concontrate on the peach yellow line of light beneath your door, gazing in illuminating the floor. YOu notice gaps in the light, as if someone was standing there, immediatly you get up, as if expecting to be barged in on like an unsuspecting patient. When you stand you feel light headded from trying to think so hard about a wish, your mind fills with lightness, a cloudy haze of dizzyness, briefly blinded, you freeze and reach out for the door. Scared stiff as to what may be on the other side, you decide to open it suddenly, and starlte whatever is there. Finally in a split second decision you whip open the door, only to find ...

I Wish someone will finish this for me, and reveal what was lurking about beside the door...
(remember the wish can't come true, so I built up loads of suspence for notihng :happy: )

You open the door and theres Ron Artest, he looks really pissed. Your lower lip quivers as you stare at him with your head tilted up because hes twice your size. He says "Im tired of that commisioner picking on us because we're a low market team" and proceeds to kick the crap out of you. As you fall to the ground after he punches you in the kidneys and drift at a concious -unconcious state you see Ron Artest reach for his face as if pulling off a mask. Then you relieze that that isnt Ron Artest at all its actually me dressed up as Ron Artest. Then you see everyone else from gprime come in and we all yell "HAPPY BIRTHDAY". You are overcome with joy, that is until you realize it isnt your birthday and see everyone else pull off another mask to reveal we are all zombie clowns. We all whip out AK-47s all light you up.

I wish...... oh im completly out of wishes. Somebody else wish

That means...

means what exactly???

I wish everything was pink

means what exactly???
nvr mind.
Oh bunniy your wish is granted everything is pink and then people look like this.---> :curlers:
I wish that michael jackson wasnt just plain.... EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW,

wohoo! everything is pink!

means what exactly???

No offense but get it through your thick skull. If you are a girl you must be a lezbo! Not that I have anything against that.

Michael Jackson is asasanaited then buried so no one can see his disgustingness anymore.

Somebody else wish... wait actually I wish samuri would tell the truth about his or her gender.

he tells you his gender but you are suprised to here he is a he she shame :smokeing1

i wish i hade lots and lots and lots of weed (drugs are bad)

"From a scale of 1-10.....how old is Michael Jackson's girlfriend?"
-Triumph the Insult Dog
I could say that comment about MJ made me laugh a whole mess.
Well anyways....I wish I had a godly computer right now and a whole mess of money and stuff.

granted, but some one with a sword comes and steals it from you...
i wish for nothing

Granted, and then there was nothing at all, everything was gone!, and you realized that it wasent a good wish, you curl up in the fetal position and cry for another wish.

I wish i was 18

you remain there and slowly decay.............till a lil pile of bones.

I wish to go to the nelly concert nuthin more

u get to go to teh concert, but the guy in the very back of the room pulls out a rocket launcher and blows nelly off stage.

i wish i was the guy with the rocket launcher.

You get the RL but dont know how to use it so u shoot ur self and then yea..
.

I wish that my comp was a dell.

Your wish has been granted. But it's a broken DELL.

I wish I could go to Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory.

you go but violet eats you.

I wish i had a dell and nothing can happen to it and its an invincible dell and nothing will beat it or anything. AAnd i cant gett any viruses.

Your wish has been granted but a week later your DELL has been stolen.

I wish I could breathe in water.

You can breathe in water but not on land... YOU DIE!

I wish that nothing could happen to my dell PERIOD. no way to stop that.

Your wish has been granted, but your DELL becomes intelligent and it kills you.

I wish I could fly.

Granted but its duck shooting season and you get mistaken for a duck ( a big juicy yummy one) and shot.

I wish I could go back to new zealand

Your wish has been granted but you just happen to get there when a war is declared in New Zealand and you die in an explosion. (everything seems to always go back to death)

I wish toys were alive but they would never attack anything and weren't trying to destroy the world and will not accidentally hurt anything and will never annoy anyone and will never go away but the people of earth don't want them to which is a good thing and never make the world a worser place. (I've missed things haven't I?)

eeeerrrrr....the batteries ran out!

i wesh i cod spel

u could spell but u die 7 days later...

i wish no one would mess up my wish

no one messes up your wish but then you sit in a corner waiting for them to mess it up and eventually you go insane

i wish that everything was delicious but never made you obese only regular weight

you explode :blowup: ... no questions

i wish i was gay :glad:

Just as you turn gay, every other gay person in the world turn sane all at once and you are left alone and afraid; shuned from the world as a gay freak.

I wish I had a 100 dollars in pennies.

This is basicly the "monkey paw" game I mentioned way back.

Granted, but then you get hepititus from the pennies.


I wish i was ripped

Congradulations. You have now been ripped into 7 peices, still alive on the floor bleeding to death.

I wish I had another box of original flavored "Mike and Ike(R)"

you open the box and you find that they are orange flavour!!!

I wish i was peter pan!

Granted, but Michel Jackson found out that u're pater pan, he rapes u and lock u away in his pedo land

i wish i had a wish so i can wish for a wish.

funny, treefalse

Granted but nothing happened because the wish cancelled itself out, so you try again repeatedly until your head explodes. :pile:

I wish i could get the computer of my choice and it wouldnt cost anything.

you get the computer but it sucks away your soul but before that happens everyone you ever cared about dies

i wish that pineapples where pronunced pin - ak - L

They are now called pinakles, but everyone still calls them pinapples. So, they decide to change it back.

I wish that I was the greatest drummer of all others at this moment.

the moment passes and some1 becomes better than u then every1 boos u

i wish that bananas where called bay - nay- na - nas

People continually look on their globes for a place called "baynaynanas" and can't find it. They then sue the government for millions and loose. When you can't pay it, you are thrown in Jail for 5 years.

but baynaynanas are a fruit

Try convincing that to the people.

I wish I had the full version of "Microsft GIF Animator"

you get it but all you can do is make crappy ones that say go me on it

i wish i had a torso

HEY! I made these on the free stuff!!

You get a torso, but it's an ant torso. It can't possibly hold up your weight, especially with that head of yours, and to get split in half and die.

I wish that someone would give a GOOD answer for my wish about the GIF thing!

sorry i just dont like them and they are two fast. but i guess they are good if you use a free product

YOUR GIFS ARE BLOODY EXCELLENT!!!!! but they become to excellent and...eerrrr...explode!

I wish i had the biggest magnifing glass ever to burn all the ants in the world!!!!

Your wish has been granted but you burn the grass and set your neighborhood on fire.

...*hgis* ... HSILGNE sdrawckab tneulf kaeps dluoc I hsiw I

It comes true, but the dogs wont shut up, the cats fly in to your house and splatter blood, and the pigs, well They kill themselves because they wish they could fly like the cats

I think I was a little late with my reply

I wish that someone will post a reply that says UZKAH!!

IZ NEVA HUD UH UZKAH.

I wish someone would post a really scary picture so I wouldn't be bored anymore and waiting for my friend to get here wouldn't seem to take as long cause there'd be something to laugh about while waiting for him to get his butt to my house.

I wish I had a godly computer right now....

granted but then god gets pissed at u for stealing his computer and you end up with sum gay ms-dos win 95

i wish i wish i had a fish....

and for u nickychriss
granted but the pic is so scary that you suddenly have a major hear attack and you die

granted but then god gets pissed at u for stealing his computer and you end up with sum gay ms-dos win 95

i wish i wish i had a fish....
you get a fish in a plastic bag but it is mistaken for a drip. All the water comes out and the fish dies.

i wish i had a *chokes, falls on floor, dies*

I dig up your grave and make your bones do funny things.

i wish for a yukka plant.

IZ NEVA HUD UH UZKAH.

I wish someone would post a really scary picture so I wouldn't be bored anymore and waiting for my friend to get here wouldn't seem to take as long cause there'd be something to laugh about while waiting for him to get his butt to my house.
Happy now?

i wish that heyyou27 would play word games properly

Your wish is granted (guess who I am), but in trade for him being proper at them, I become EXTREMELY ANNOYING!!! and not good at word games


I wish that I was better at word games


wsdgas
fgsdfgsdfgs
dfg
sdfgsdfgs

->

Isnt it annoying to scroll down?

I can sense your rage

fdsfadsfgsdfghsdfg!??!?!?

tee-hee
Im very bad at word games.

<-

pk you become the best person in the world at word games but then you suck up everyone else's word game talent and the n you are called a freak because you are good at them

->

hfu wrt782364y ysdgja

weeee

i like scrowling down

i wish chocolate grew on trees

<-

Granted, but the chocolate is poisenous and contagious and then you die from tree poisening.


I wish that I will be quoted, and given a compliment, and win the lottery, even though the person who grants my wish will have bought 30,000 tickets, and I bought 1.

all that happens but then your brain falls out of your head and you die

i wish i had a goose that layed a golden egg every two minutes

granted but you get greedy and cut open the goose to find no eggs blah blah blah we know how the story goes.

I wish I had an invincible goose that laid a golden egg every two minutes

granted but the goose kills you

i wish that i could not die unless i want to on the inside and say it on the outside so tha nobody can brainwash me

you say that you wanted to die and you do.

i wish i had a ninja monkey

granted, but he eats your pet moose called thad.

I wish that my post count will go up by one after this post.

Ah, great. The post count glitch is back!

I wish for someone to tell me the "free flash" download...

GRANTED BUT THEN THE POLICE CATCH YOU AND EAT YOUR BRAINS
I KNOW THE FREE FLASH DOWLOAD SO JUST P.M ME IF U NEED IT
I WISH FOR A PIKLE

You get it but find out your ability to spell is lacking. I wish this thread would die.

Granted But Then You Realize That You Are The Thread So You End Up Dying Ha Ha
I Wish I Was Funny

granted, but even though your funnyness level went up alot, your still not funny.

I wish that the color red was blue and that my hair would burst into blue flames when someone said "potato" (but they pronounce it pa-ta-to)

granted but then angry bull fighters and painters chase you and you are forced to hide in a potato farm somewhere near chicago

i wish i was the funnyest person in tha world

I've just noticed something. the people here are REALLY quick when it comes to posting.

duh... :mf_dough:

so your wish is what

i wish i was the funnyesy guy in da world

your wish gets granted but then everyone gets bored of your antics and listen to jerry seinfelds antics


i wish that i was a ball of dust

granted but you get sucked up into a vacum cleaner

i wish icould swap bodies with people

granted, but 99.9999% percent of the world turns out to be aliens, so you can only swap with jerry seinfeld, so everyone hates you and throws you in to a pit.


I wish that I had a cool drumset

granted but after your first day of practice your neighbours set your house on fire

i wish my mind was clear (im very confused about ...... stuff :Confuzzle )

granted but then you dont know anthing and your head is an empty hole.

I wish that I was better at saying the word "rural"(I cant pronounce it and I get made fun of because of it)

granted but after that you can't say anything else properly

i wish i had a deeper voice

Granted, but its such a low frequency that no one can hear you.

I wish that this message will be deleted by someone other than me.

you need to flame people 4 that

fine, Ill make another wish than

I wish that I could fly

granted but then you get hit by a beoing 747 and die.
i wish i had a jet

granted, but then you dont have enough money to feed it, groom it and care for it....lol

i wish my left kidney wasn't a transplant

granted but then you are forced to transplant your right kidney.

i wish i had enough money to feed and groom a jet

you get enough money but then a bird flys in to the engine and your jet blows up! DAMN BIRD!

i wish i didnt keep getting eaten by the dragon :velho:

granted, but then you get eaten by the OTHER dragon

I wish that I am invincible against rabid squirrels

Oh I wish, I wish I hadn't sat on that fish.

wish granted; the fish slips off the chair just before you sat down. But then when you come to stand up, you stand on it and slip up, knocking yourself out!


I wish... I wish... I wish this was something really funny.

it is really funny but then i come along and make it too funny

granted, but then you get eaten by the OTHER dragon

I wish that I am invincible against rabid squirrels
you are but then the super squirrel comes and kills you

but remember...
http://www.werenotafraid.com/images/010/andreafgenoaitaly.jpg

look at that two wishes in one. i wish i wasnt so good at making wishes

you never were

i wish that the word pikle was a cool word
and i had copyright of inventing it

granted...but then stuff happens AND YOU DIE!!!!!!!!!

i wish i wish i was a fish

you become a fish but you keep saying "Hi Small Fry!" and you get links map wet, so he stabs you with his sword and link and the boat have fish for tea :happy:

i wish i was link :stab:

you become link and get stuck in the video game relm forever....always dies because you are controled by a noob gamer.
i wish i could destroy my cats litter box!!

:joystick:
you cover the litter box with high explosives and it deternates and the litter box and all that is inside gos all over your house! But sadly your cat was in the litter box at the time and goes all over your house too in millions of pieces

i wish i was loved more as a child :cryss:

Wish Granted.but U Get Hugged And Kissed 2 Much So U Get Sick And Tired Of Being Hugged And Kisssed So U Blow Ur Brains Out With A Desert Eagle.
I Wish I Didnt Wish This Wish That Was Wished By A Wish That I Wished

then i wished that you would shut up and you did :happy:

i wish i looked like her: :uran_h4h:

then i wished that you would shut up and you did :(

i wish i looked like her:
WTF DOES THAT HVE 2 DO WITH ANYTHING

then i wished that you would shut up and you did :happy:

i wish i looked like her: :uran_h4h:
U LOOK LIKE HER BUT THEN SOME PEOPLE ARE AFTER HER AND THEY GET U MIXED UP WITH HER SO THEY KILL U
I WISH THAT JACK92 COULD MAKE MORE SENCE

I'm bored.

good for you, well log out and get a hobby and stop spaming *****!
WTF DOES THAT HVE 2 DO WITH ANYTHING


U LOOK LIKE HER BUT THEN SOME PEOPLE ARE AFTER HER AND THEY GET U MIXED UP WITH HER SO THEY KILL U
I WISH THAT JACK92 COULD MAKE MORE SENCE
you kept wishing and stuff so i just wished that you would shut up and you did :happy:

sence i do make, master red120. Jack92 has taught you well he has.

i wish i was yoda

granted but someone comes and kills you because they hate yoda

i wish i could live in the futurama future

Granted but someone comes and kills you because they hate futurama! oh and Dr Zoydberg eats you!

I wish i was a jedi just like my hero: http://www.guzer.com/videos/star_wars_kid_edited.php

granted but then all of the other jedis kill you

i wish i was dr. zoidberg

Just like in the film!

You become Dr. Zoidberg but then you get a disease of the claw and egg sac and you die

http://www.supermanfred.it/futudr.jpg

I wish i could play the trombone :mf_trombo

granted but you swallow your trombone whilst playing and you choke

i wish that i was a baby

But then you have no one to change your diapers so you have to wallow in your own poo

I wish, I wish I was a fish.

You're a fish and die of dehidration.

Whats your wish then?

I wish I wish, with all my heart. To fly with dragons, in a land apart.

But they are flesh eating dragons, so you get shredded and have to be identified by dental records.

I wish I was a skippy record player that didn't work

You fly in a land apart, but it's the land of "dragon population control" and you get killed.

I wish I had the complete version of Flash MX 2004.

You fly in a land apart, but it's the land of "dragon population control" and you get killed.

I wish I had the complete version of Flash MX 2004.

But then your computer explodes and you die

I wish I was a skippy record player that didn't work

A repair man comes and fixes you.

I wish I had more gum.

But then your computer explodes and you die

I wish I was a skippy record player that didn't work

In 100 years when you are a collector's item, no one will want to buy you and you end up in the dark all alone forever playing only one song to yourself to keep yourself company.

I wish I could walk through walls.

You walk through walls and fall off a building. Then crash on the concrete because you can't walk through floors.

I wish I had $500!

But then you lean agenst a wall and fall through it to your death.

I wish i was indestructable and could feel no pain.

You get torcherd emotionaly by your evil nemisis until you colaps from mental exaustion.

I wish someone would answer this wish!

But then you lean agenst a wall and fall through it to your death.

I wish i was indestructable and could feel no pain.

Everyone you love along with everyone in the world eventually dies eccept for you and you are alone in the dead empty world for all eternity.

I wish I could do this ---> :soccer:

You do that and get a cuncusion.

I wish I wouldn't be as fast at answering posts so someone would answer it!!!

but then you die somehow....

I wish..... I had a cake right now that couldn't go bad or stale or gross in any way.

Ok. You eat it and you aren't able to digest it and you die.

I wish someone would answer my last 2 wishes!!

You do that and get a cuncusion.

I wish I wouldn't be as fast at answering posts so someone would answer them

And he was never heard from again.......... (twilight zone theme)

I wish I was twelve feet tall.

But then your heart is too small and you die....

I wish..... I had a cake right now that couldn't go bad or stale or gross in any way and i can digest it no matter what.

Ok. You are 12 feet tall, which in fast they are baby feet atached to their ankles wich are about 3 inches, so you are infact 36 inches or 3 feet tall.

I wish the pain from my tougue would go away because I bit it.

[QUOTE=treefalse] you are infact 36 inches or 3 feet tallQUOTE]


which would make you 9 inches tall

Riiiiight.....

but anyways... your tongue has no more feeling so you cant taste anything and you kill yourself because you cant taste your favorite food anymore....

I wish i was a god

3 Inches times 12. 36 inches. 12 inches in a foot. 3 feet. :spam_lase

Ok, I got it..... fine. 36 inches tall then.

but anyways... your tongue has no more feeling so you cant taste anything and you kill yourself because you cant taste your favorite food anymore....

I wish i was a god
U BECOME GOD BUT SOME ASTRONAUTS LAUNCH A NUKE INTO HEVEN AND U DIE
I WISH I HAD A DESERT EAGEL AND SHOT U ALL AND THE DESERT EAGEL DISAAPEARED AND I DIDNT DESSAPEAR AND I NEVER GET LONLEY.

You have to make a wish.

i wish i was dead an alive in another and better world

Then travel to an alternate dimension...or something.
I wish I had a whole mess of money (I don't know why I'm wishing that though)

i wouldnt wanna b rich coz id take everythin 4 granted an not respect anythin an become greedy

I wish I had a whole mess of money (I don't know why I'm wishing that though)

Granted but its very messy and spontaniasly combusts.

I wish I had a pony.

But then the pony gets taken to be made into glue....

I wish i was an exclamation point

Ha ha try to ruin that one!

C'Mon someone.... RUIN IT!

You become an exclamatin point and are then used in a Spanish sentence so you are turned up side down and all of your blood rushes to your head and your head explodes.

I wish I knew all theese new posters.

You become an exclamatin point and are then used in a Spanish sentence so you are turned up side down and all of your blood rushes to your head and your head explodes.

I wish I knew all theese new posters.


no you dont.

I wish it was possible for me to kick more ass.

The only ass you kick is a monkey's ass. Then he kicks you back.

I wish I was a gprime mod...

you become a gprime mod but you ban Jack92 for being to damn funny and gprime becomes ****

i wish foulplay was banned...

He gets banned then everybody hates you so u get banned.

I wish I was on top of the world...

nobody can hate me, everybody loves me :happy:

you are on top of the world but then you crush the world and we all die

i wish i had a tug boat and i eat groul

But then Gollum comes and bites off your fingers and you push him into lava....

I wish i had a helmet.

:shock: oh you mean the hat thing

you get a helmet but it gets stolen

i wish i had boobs

you get inplants put they get infected and you die

i wish i could find something to do

you do find something to do you post all night long and your ware your fingers away untill they are stumps!

i wish i was better on halo online (PC)

you get soo good at halo online that it is no longer fun to play....i wish i wasn't sick anymore.

you are suddenly not sick any more! but instead you have diearear

i wish nadia would love me!

She loves u, but dies in a freak accident involving a skateboard and a pair of high heels.

I wish I was a punch bag

you are a punch bag, but then you get chucked out of the gym because the new PUNCH BAG 3000 has just come!

i wish i was a queen!

You Turn Into An Old Queen And Die The Next Day.

I Wish That I Had A Wish That Couldnt Be Broken And Then A Banana

You Turn Into An Old Queen And Die The Next Day.

I Wish That I Had A Wish That Couldnt Be Broken And Then A Banana

Granted

I wish I was banned.

They were going to grant it but you just don't seem important enough to ban you.

I wish for nothing.

They were going to grant it but you just don't seem important enough to ban you.

I wish for nothing.

Sure, whatever.

I wish that I

Sure, whatever.

I wish that I

that reply sucked, plus you cant carry on the game with it so i'll answers scottys wish.

granted that means you now own nothing all your possesions have disapered.

I wish i had a haunted house .

You get the haunted house but get so scared u crap yourself.

I wish I owned a rainbow.

(What can you say now?)

You get the haunted house but get so scared u crap yourself.

I wish I owned a rainbow.

(What can you say now?)

granted you own a rainbow, but you can never acually touch or get to a rainbow and it only appears when its sunny and raining, so what was the point?

I wish no one else could wish anything :)

Since noone else can wish anything that wiash never came true because no one could wish including you, so you get mad and die, abd since you die the wish never came true.
I wish i that you cant mess up my wish.

but I do!!
I wish that the magical rainbow crocodiles would stop trying to eat me....AGAIN!!

they stop eating u... but a flying carniverous pig comes along and eats you.
I wish for a 1997 Subaru WRX STi V-Spec with unlimited Nitrous Oxide.(NOS---> for all those non-scientist people)

Granted, You take it out for a spin and crash, forgetting your liscence at home you get a night in jail.

I wish this post was deleted.

Granted, You take it out for a spin and crash, forgetting your liscence at home you get a night in jail.

im ignoring the other wish and acting as if it were deleted.

I wish for this to be the last post on this thread.

Denied MWUAHAHAAHHA HAHAHAAH!!!

goddamn.

I wish for my post count to jump to ten million billon gagillon, or some other ridiculously high number.

granted, but forums get bugged and your username is deleted

i wish i have the power to control mother nature

granted...but soon after you get bored with it and poop on it.
I wish this bunny had a waffle on its head instead...

I wish i could kill sonic the hedgeho

granted but soon afted his little red frien rolls over you and you die.
I wish for a friend...

but my frends are mad and anailate the sonic crew With an h-bomb!
hahahahahahahahahah(cough cough)hahahahaha!

I wish for a friend...
Granted, but the friend turns out to be an evil communist dictator who doesn't like you, brainwashes you, and leaves, taking you back to square one.

I wish I could summon meteor showers upon those who would oppose me.

you can summon meteor showers only one problem...they only head strait for you...
I wish for a rubberband and a can!