Granted. It does; for about ten seconds! Then it comes back even worse than before! MUAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!

You forgot to wish for something.

You could have posted a wish though, Neverender.

Ah, but you forgot to post one too! Ha har!

I wish for... a jar of dirt.

Granted. You get a jar of dirt. ((Uh... Hooray?)) But then you become so poor that the jar of dirt is all you have to eat.

I wish for a chocolate chip cookie!

Granted! It is a cookie with chocolate-covered salted chips in it! It's disgusting!

I wish for a big steak.

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Oh hey, I've got over 300 posts now and I didn't realise it! Cool!

granted but it's so big that it crushes you becasue it weighs as much as Fat Bastard does

I wish I couldn't post anymore

Granted, wait, your still obigated to post. God said so.

I Wish that I had a Wish to Wish for...

you get a wish to wish for ..., only ... turns out to be ..|.. and it's flicking you off

I wish I killed people and got away with it until I died

Granted.You do succed in getting away everytime, and the pirates (yes, your pirate buddies) elect you captain. Sadly, you get seasick very easily and soon die. Ten they set the boat and everyone on the whole boat dies THE END.

I wish that my brother was still alive.

he is, only you end up dying in his place

I wish my name was Loi

Your name is legally changed to Loi, but everyone makes fun of you.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

you do, and you wish for it, but you regret it and that regret rips your soul out and you die

I wish that I knew what the song was that played when you wanted to change your level in the game Ollies Dance Experience

Zee wish has been granted!! You want to know the song so bad that you tape a sign to your shirt that says "What's the song that was played when you wanted to change your level in the game Ollies Dance Experience?" You walk all around the town, then move on to a random city called Haggervaggerblagginsville. You walk all around the crowded streets until you hear a small "psst" from an Alleyway. The song title is told to you by the awfully shady guy you met in an alleyway. He tells you that since he told you, he now has to kill you. So he takes out a knife and stabs you. Luckily, you has put a sheet of steel under the sign taped to your shirt, so the man's knife breaks. So you run home, but just as you were about to tell everone that you found the title, an airplane lands on your house and breaks your computer. At least you got out safe!!

I wish that reply hadn't been so long.

granted, but you edit it so nobody can understand what you said and you start a fight on here

I wish I was back in college

You went to school with two rats and they had sex infront of you, scarring you for life!

I wish I had bigwhiteyeti's sig!

granted, but Bush uses the internet to find you, and he rapes you and that haunts you till you die

I wish my sigs were cooler

Granted! Your sigs are cooler. So cool that the wish had to be reversed and now you're back to where you started.

I wish to be an anime character.

Granted, but your anime character lives for only 5 seconds seeing as you're a minion who's supposed to die

I wish I was named Loi

You're name is now Loi. But because of that, people think you've got a weird accent kill you because of it.

I wish I was a mod.

Granted, but all the other mods skullfuck you till you become a normal member again

I wish I had an infinite number of posts in here

Granted, but...why the hell?