This is fun. Use your imagination.:sweat:

captain creepius ***us!!! oh wait. i dont need to do a spell for that.

My curse for you: may you never again have toilet paper handy.

Curse for Captain Creepy: May this thread be closed.

May your @sshole grow shut!

That is very sick and mean. May your fps be 1!!!

Frames Per Second, as in the rate a movie or videogame plays...

May your showers always be cold, and your drinking water always be hot.

I curse you with a T.V. that only shows Barney

May an army of emokids fall in love with you and stalk you till you go cut yourself!

Now your keyboard locks up, homo5exual pr()n is on your monitor, and your parents, relatives, news crews, and closest friends see you doing something to the monitor and they punish you and then a priest excommunicates you from the faith. BOOM HEADSHOT!!!

May ur death be slow and painful and have ur ears chopped off last so u can hear all the kids and family scream at ur utter ugliness. I curse u uber_sith.

Now your keyboard locks up, homo5exual pr()n is on your monitor, and your parents, relatives, news crews, and closest friends see you doing something to the monitor and they punish you and then a priest excommunicates you from the faith. BOOM HEADSHOT!!!
Dude I like that :O

May you be locked up with 20 rabid dogs,while in a kitty suit.

May ur death be slow and painful and have ur ears chopped off last so u can hear all the kids and family scream at ur utter ugliness. I curse u uber_sith.
Good thing that isn't me.

Your mom turns into a ****ty eighteen year-old ***** that I sleep with everyday.

His mom is now a *** man.

Bah! You are still not talking about me, so I am not offended. Do not test the powers of the Dark Side of the force blah blah blah *I then melt your surprisingly small brain with Force Lightning*

Avadra Kedavra!

Take that! Yeah, you're dead now, you like that? Yeaaaah.

You now have the urge to strip when you are a crowded area.

ur male genitalia turn left and twist down

you will now be obssesed with the OC

Australia shall sink into the ocean.

Detroit has a shooting! (argh, that happens every day...it was useless)

Doctors find out that Star Wars is the cause of cancer.

penguins take over the united states

Then the penguins replace Aslan in Narnia and change your avatar. Also, all of the eggs that you like become invisible.

Yay PENGUINS!And the President makes 1337 illegal.

Yay PENGUINS!And the President makes 1337 illegal.

You turn into Michael Jackson. OMFG OWNT!!111

ur michael jacksons next victim pWned

(My EGGS :'()

You die

You eat fruitcake!

May the wrath of one thousand moth balls suffocate you in its mystifying stench.

Crucio. There, agony beyond your worst nightmare

(sounds like a someone likes harry potter... I'm just guessing its from that though.)

maximus lapis (my own harry potter spell... big rock in latin)

May you live with the fear of everything, and and inherit a house............ IN THE ULTIMATE SUFFERING: ANTARCTICA!

Everyday at 1:30 in the middle of school, you crap your pants...

every 5 minutes and 22 seconds, a brick appears, flying at your stomach...

Your thumbs fall off.

you become forever hypnotized, and act like anything anyone says

Then you give me an antidote and you grow a thumb on your forehead.

I curse uber_jedi with e.d.

You must have every one of your sentances end with "platapus"

I curse uber_jedi with e.d.
I hope you mean #1 (link to the def (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=e.d.)) #2 would really suck, because then my girlfriend would be bored. (I don't have a girlfriend yet though) and #3 just doesn't make sense.

Painintheglavin, Apple's Mac OS X replaces all other operating systems for every computer that you try to use.

Star Wars is erased from existence, and you're the only one who remembers it.

Star Wars is erased from existence, and you're the only one who remembers it.
Well, at least I remember it...

Anime is erased from existence, you're the only one who remembers it, and it is replaced with remakes of 7th Heaven.

Cool,I love Mac OS X.It's like Linux,only with more eye-candy.

Gprime is now run by GunZ newbies.

and it is replaced with remakes of 7th Heaven.
Oh God...the horror...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Yep, that would suck.

I hope you mean #1 (link to the def (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=e.d.)) #2 would really suck, because then my girlfriend would be bored. (I don't have a girlfriend yet though) and #3 just doesn't make sense.

Painintheglavin, Apple's Mac OS X replaces all other operating systems for every computer that you try to use.

Number two explains it perfectly.

CRAP! I will go to the doctor's to fix it...
Curse for you: your Gprime name becomes "lemon apple-steak"

Lemon apple-steak?No problem.
You will walk up to random people and ask for tampons.

you are forever assailed by razor sharp paper airplanes

Lemon apple-steak?No problem.
You will walk up to random people and ask for tampons.
hehehehehahaYAY! you changed it!!

I do that, and then I try to sellt the tampons back to the same person...


CalculatorJunky, your 999.9 sound system is reduced to headphones.

Your cellphone is now a piss-poor cordless phone

Poor people will piss on you and steal your cellphone.

You discover that the god of beauty is not only really good at sex, but is also the god of Stds

teh earth goes to nukuler war with your fingerprints on the launch nuke button so now you will be in jail for crimes against humanity

There is no earth god. If there was, he/she/it wouldn't need fingerprints...the earth god would be all-powerful. If the earth was nuked like that there probably wouldn't be anymore earth, hence no earth god and no jail.

All sodas that you drink, or will drink, are injected with some type of drug.

HAH i dont drink soda...

You will look like food to all animals and people (including, but not limited to bears, eagles, dolphins, whales, ants, vicious and nonvicious dogs et cetera)

You will be hit in the head with a beer bottle.100 times.


















Life sucks.





















.

the aforementioned beer bottle will give me the power of the gods... and with it, i will all endorphins your brain produces will become boiling pitch

your locker will be sandwiched between that of a overtalkative chicken and he whom you already are fated to be next to through senior year

you will be legally responsible for all 4 year olds

Your AIM becomes MSN! And then AOL headquarters blows up...I hate AOL.

AOL headquarters is rebuilt,and is twice as big.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! The linux symbol changes to an upside-down penguin and parkour takes over all other sports.

Have your blood and guts sucked out of you but still kept alive then to hve to eat all of your organs and blood and then be killed anyways in a slow and painful way of being frozen and then being left to die

You die.

you will be legally responsible for all 4 year olds

Not only are you also legally responsible for all four year olds, but each four year old can summon up at will a fully loaded m16, with the safety off

Have your blood and guts sucked out of you but still kept alive then to hve to eat all of your organs and blood and then be killed anyways in a slow and painful way of being frozen and then being left to die
Too bad I have an internal source of morphine injected throughout my body 100ms before any pain would coume to me.
Then I am re-incarnated as a cross between Yoda, Obi-Wan, Count Dooku, Superman Prime, and Batman.

But having being on the Dark and the Light side at the same time so all the people would kill you.

I wish I had the powers of Blackice.

Thread necro! (not that this helps XD)

Self-reminder:I will necro this thread in one week's time.

You will come home after a long day only 2 find ur gf/bf/husband/wife having $ex on the couch w/ ur biggest rival.

Dammit!I was going to necro this thread!

you will get extreeme severe paranoia and slash ur wrists because ur paranoid that someone else will do it 4 u

you will get extreeme severe paranoia and slash ur wrists because ur paranoid that someone else will do it 4 u
You will become the nicest person on earth and give up being evil forver.

you will suffer the 10 plagues of egypt

You will aslo suffer those 10 plagues-In anal form.

Is cursed to help me and always back me up.

You will become the nicest person on earth and give up being evil forver.
WHAT?!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooo
a very large rock will fall on you while youre on the toilet

You will be shoved down the toilet so that you will live in sh!t

You will be locked in a glass house and forced to live in it forever without any privacy from the neighborhood.

You will have to live without Jelly, so you can only be "man".

Your bong is cursed so whenever you use it you will get diahrrea (sp?) of the mouth

You will suddenly be a girly-girl and love make-up and pink.

You will become a sponge and live in the hive and be stung to death

Damn you jelly man, damn you ;]

:thumbup:

For your birthday, you will recieve a card that looks like it has money in it, but it is actually an expired coupon for ten free tokens at Chuck E. Cheese's! Mwahhahahahahaha

See the girl with the techno-goth hair in your sig? She's going to lose your virginity to you in a month. During "her time of the month".

See the girl with the techno-goth hair in your sig? She's going to lose your virginity to you in a month. During "her time of the month".
Now thats a curse! HELL YA!

Yes well the locust will eat your face

May the locust die.

May you be trapped in a room with one dozen overweight,hormone-enraged cuddlesluts.

I curse your lava lamp, suspecting that you have a lava lamp. Otherwise, i curse you pants. MAY THEY RIP AT A MOST INOPPURTUNE MOMENT!
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May you be trapped in a room with one dozen overweight,hormone-enraged cuddlesluts.
For some, that is a gift, not a curse.

I curse your lava lamp, suspecting that you have a lava lamp. Otherwise, i curse you pants. MAY THEY RIP AT A MOST INOPPURTUNE MOMENT!
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For some, that is a gift, not a curse.Who cares?

You will become emo forever and cut your wrists. Then you will be in love with goerge bush.

You will become unable to read,as punishment for not reading my sig.

you will be eaten by a lion but inly your bottom half so you die a horrible death

I will summon thousands of Mexicans to eat your children.

you will be an idiot forever

you will be an idiot forever
Looks like that curse has already been bestoyed upon him.

Looks like that curse has already been bestoyed upon him.
Heh, You're telling me.

I will summon thousands of Mexicans to eat your children.
must...eat...CHILDREN!!!! **marches all zombie like**

must...eat...CHILDREN!!!! **marches all zombie like**
Don't make me get big bird to spray salt in your eyes.

Now the question is.....do I feel like cursing metal candycane? May you grow large bushes of arm pit hair which is unshavable.

DUN DUH DAH

DUN DUH DAH
:sly:

:sly:

What? You gonna get me? *le gaspies*

Looks like that curse has already been bestoyed upon him.

you're the one who likes the finding emo avatar, so I wouldn't be talking

Why am i always insulted? I just want to be loved. *snif*
Although im not quite sure any of those were aimed at me.

Will he never learn?

you're the one who likes the finding emo avatar, so I wouldn't be talking
No not you.

Why am i always insulted? I just want to be loved. *snif*
Although im not quite sure any of those were aimed at me.
I don't think this is really the place to "be loved".

You are condemned to become a failure.

You are "condemned" to never be loved. Your entire life. Puahahahaa.

You are condemned to feel the wrath of Lord Voldemort. Avada Kedavra!

You will speak jibberish, such as "Avada Kedavra" for the rest of your life.

May oil spill everywhere and then all the australians got acne and then they became nerds. And everyone was sad.

Man this thread really died. O wait... No it did'nt! Se ya later folks! I'm an idiot!

I will summon thousands of Mexicans to eat your children.


Hell Yeah!!!
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force all people to suck the **** out of my bung hole.

DUN DUH DAH
If you haven't noticed, I already did.

You will be trapped inside a cage with lolitsaxel and he will continuously speak jibberish to you until you go insane.

May you be rejected by XxDiamond_TearsxX when you ask her out on a date.

May you be stalked even without a picture.

May that stalker be you.

You will be crushed by a pile of bricks within the next 365 days.

may you lose your virginity to your mom.

May that stalker be you.
You only wish. ;]

i feel gay for doin this but

"bump"

i wanna see what other ppl fav movies are

i feel gay for doin this but

"bump"

i wanna see what other ppl fav movies are

May you never become smarter.

may you...hmm...be cursed to not like mana!

i curse you to be deaf

That's nothing new (sometimes my ears get blocked and I can't hear right.

May you wake up to find your internet has been disconnected--and your computer severly infected with horrible viruses.

I didn't go to sleep.

May you never see/hear greenday again. Or like them.

May you become best friends with PlatinumTrixi forever.

Thta's not a curse.

cursed to see sora's keyblade.

May you lose your virginity to hellraiser.

May you be decapitated by a flying killer pancake.

May you be stepped on by a bigger, brown yeti.

May that whats his name (that guy who draws Invader Zim) guy have a horrible accident, losing both his arms so he can't draw. (that would suck 'cause his drawings are cool) I think his last name begins with a D or something.

You mean Jhonen Vasquez.

Meka leka hi meka hiney ho! You are now trapped in pee-wee's playhouse!

Wait.. that must not be the guy I'm thinking about. I'll figure it out later

Wait.. that must not be the guy I'm thinking about. I'll figure it out later

You're thinking abouut Roman Dirge, the guy who draws Lenore.

Yeah


anyway, may the next meal you eat be too hot, so you burn your tongue

May you have no tongue and a parrot to speak for you instead.

May you wash up on the beach and be poked with a stick by a smelly 5 year old.

May the 5 year olds be swept away by the rip tide and eaten by sharks.

May the 5 year olds be swept away by the rip tide and eaten by sharks.

Its supposed to be a curse on me, not five year olds.

May the next lightbulb you turn on explode, sending shards of glass into your tibia, so you cannot walk anymore.

Its supposed to be a curse on me, not five year olds.

Actually its just suppose to screw up your curse. Its kinda like a counter-curse and cursing you cause your curse didnt work.

What!?

I haven't been cursed yet.

What!?

He's right you know.

May your teeth turn to gelatin.

This is an old thread... wow. But it's good nevertheless.

May your penis swell with the blood of innocents.

May your penis turn to ash and be replaced by a million sandy vaginas.

May you be doomed to lose your hands in a terrible lumberjack accident!

May your underwear drawer be forever smitten by an impenetrable odor that can transform any living thing into a liquidly molten substance that burns anything that it comes into contact with.

Lucky for me, they're all in the wash, so the drawers's gone. SO THERE! ;P

May your screen turn blank whenever Gprime comes up.

How would gprime come up if it turns blank every time?

May your eyes be forever crossed.

You'd see it, then it'd go blank before you could do anything. It's tease you.

May the floor where you walk smell of brine and apple pie.

You'd see it, then it'd go blank before you could do anything. It's tease you.
May the floor where you walk smell of brine and apple pie.

But I'd still see if it's updated or not. And I like brine and apple pie. Brine is what makes pickles: the best vegetable in the world.

May every word you say rhyme with the word "poo"

but-oo you'd-oo never-oo be-oo able-oo to play-oo any-oo of-oo it-oo. WHATS HAPPENING?!

MUHAHAHAHAHA *sniff* what's that smell?


MAy you smell like cherries and rose blossoms.....

*cough*afterthey'vebeensmotheredincowshit*cough*

May he get a hemorrhage every time he opens photoshop.

May he lose all interest in Coheed and Cambria! *GASPIES!*

That's simply impossible.

May you lose interest in gprime.

:giveup:

May all girls look at you as a rat forevermore

That already happened ;D

May you find out that the man you are having sex with is gay.

Ghuh!

May you betray he to whom you have sworn loyalty and be sent to the bottom circle of hell where you will be locked in ice up to your chin, and where your tears will freeze shut your eyes and you will hunger only for the brain-flesh of the man frozen immediately in front of you.

And to think I hated the Inferno.

May you find out that you, yourself is gay. DUN DUN DUN

May your person break off inside of another mans asshole, in front of your wife who still believes you to be straight.

I'm pretty sure that last part went out the window when she saw both men naked.

PANT SECKS!!

May all your sigs be terrible...

Sorry, already happened a few times over.

May you never have your sig. (Sorry, I haven't got any good ideas. I'll try and make one this week)

May you turn into a real live Mr Potato Head!

May your descendants be born with a beak and webbed feet.

A pox on your chickens and your monkeys! And Krusty, your sigs are pretty good.

Sorry, already happened a few times over.
May you never have your sig. (Sorry, I haven't got any good ideas. I'll try and make one this week)

Krusty, just make a clip-art signiture of a cat pumping up dynamite.

May the happylittlegrayfox be turned into a stone fox! hah!

Its clay, not gray!!!

May you remain at your current level of intelligence for ever!!!!!

I would say for it to go lower but, well, ya. Thanks Gabriel.

Its clay, not gray!!!
May you remain at your current level of intelligence for ever!!!!!

Lol, that was good. XD

May you be an unhappy little clay fox!

May you always incorrectly spell everyone's usernames.

May you be forced to use keyboard when posting on g-prime!

May you be jealous of Teh Cat's signature! (Which apparently, for him doesn't even work)

http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd200/Da_Bears124/TehCatcopy-1.jpg

May you eat poppies!

Are those from Futurama? May you be switched around with a gorilla, yet nobody noticing the change!

May you never see the new season of Futurama!

May you never discover the nifty change image restrictions option in your CP!




(Wait... I think I just gave it away)

May you suck at casino.

(your broke)

May you run out of soda.

May you fall in love with Samiam.

May your star wars battlefront 2 disc snap into a million shards to break your addictiveness.

That would be a good thing.

And, may you eat so much cheese you turn into a cheezit.

May you take an interest in Runescape

Impossible, I'm not a 13 year old.

May you act your age.

Wait, does that mean more mature or less?

May you be forced to tell me the true answer

It was purposely left open ended, to be either a compliment or insult.

May you never know what I meant by it.

May you give me 40 tokens

May you be forever wishing for my money.

May you be killed by snu snu!










(That's actually a good thing, though)

AWESOME!!!!

May you never get snu snu from a giant who will crush your pelvis. also a good thing

May you receive snu snu from George dubya Bush!

May you not be krusty.

May you receive snu snu from George dubya Bush!

ouch...

And for Cat:

May you never be accepted to The Spades! Oh, wait... that doesn't work.

The only problem is... What card am I?

You're the card that the loser on his bike who thinks he's cool puts in between his spokes to make a motorcycle sound.

HAHA! Didn't you ask to be the 3 card?

3's a good number.

]Yes, I asked for three, not some worthless card that Krusty was talking about..

Do any of you know anybody that would do that mortar-cycle sound?

Do any of you know anybody that would do that mortar-cycle sound?

Me, when I was little. All the cool kids were doing it! But then like a few days later, I was like, "That is incredibly nerdy and lame" so I just tore it off.

I can't imagine a mortar cycle would run too well.

Me, when I was little. All the cool kids were doing it! But then like a few days later, I was like, "That is incredibly nerdy and lame" so I just tore it off.

Dude try it with 50 cards!

It makes the sound of a motorcycle not starting, and your bike won't either.

LOL!

That would be a cool strongman contest. You put 200 cards each in all of the bikes and have them race on them to see who can pedal the fastest.

Xdd

So you want my eyes to be permanently crossed?


May you breath skittles and shit M&ms!

That would be so awesome!

May your M&m's-crap be green, orange, and red. And may your skittle-breath smell of sour skittles.

Added awesomeness!

I curse you to be pushed into, and then smushed in a gigantic hotpocket that just came out of a gigantic microwave after 2 and 1/2 minutes.....

(There is no worse death)

May you never again have tasty pie.

May your diarrhea run cold with chocolate milkshake and your blood run hot with hot fudge!

eww.

I curse you to be pushed into, and then smushed in a gigantic hotpocket that just came out of a gigantic microwave after 2 and 1/2 minutes.....

(There is no worse death)

I'd eat my way out.

May your diarrhea run cold with chocolate milkshake and your blood run hot with hot fudge!

Yum?

may all your massages end unhappily

What the heck unhappily? Oh wait unhappily. This absolutely sucks unhappily.

May all of your messages have seven references to the Bible.

May all your Friendly's meals NOT come with a free sundae.

May your Kids Meals come WITHOUT the cool toy.

You're so harsh! May the BK King not deliver your breakfast at your door and you may never have the Xbox games that they're selling!

You're so harsh! May the BK King not deliver your breakfast at your door

You kidding me? That's not a curse, that's a blessing. Man's a pedo.

May you smell of a pony's breath and be doomed to wear a red thong on your hot date.

Well, can't I just wear pants over the thong? May your father be a hamster and your mother smell of elderberries!

Well, can't I just wear pants over the thong? May your father be a hamster and your mother smell of elderberries!

Ha, you don't get it.

May you be forced to wear a red thong on your head the next time you go to school.

That was pretty weak.. :/

May you have Super AIDS! Created by the government.

May you swallow bleac...naw, we'll just leave it at that.

You kidding me? That's not a curse, that's a blessing. Man's a pedo.
Well than he wouldn't be interested in me anyways. I'm all man, no boy.

Which reminds me of a joke:
Whats the similarity between Michael Jackson and his victims?
They're both sad little boys inside of a grown mans body.

be doomed to wear a red thong on your hot date.

I always do. ;)

Well than he wouldn't be interested in me anyways. I'm all man, no boy.

Which reminds me of a joke:
Whats the similarity between Michael Jackson and his victims?
They're both sad little boys inside of a grown mans body.



I always do. ;)

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Little Boy Blue.
Little Boy Blue who?
Michael Jackson.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Little Boy Blue.
Little Boy Blue who?
Michael Jackson.

XD

Hehe, giggle.

May you send cash to TehCat!

May you forever wish for what you can't have.

May bugs infiltrate your house.

Well, can't I just wear pants over the thong? May your father be a hamster and your mother smell of elderberries!
WIN
May soap enter your rectum and never leave.

Lol, thats a good thing. =) thanks for cleaning my house.

You live in your rectum?!

Yea, you would live in your rectum if you got your head up your ass.