Ok so heres the deal..Ill start off with a little blurt you know.. to get the story started then each person will add a little more you can post more than once but not twice in a row...the storys start to get pretty funny. Ok so ill start with..

There once was a boy who lived in Amsterdam. He was walking down the street one sunny day when suddlenly a big bear came out of an ally and said!!...

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There once was a boy who lived in Amsterdam. He was walking down the street one sunny day when suddlenly a big bear came out of an ally and said "Oh man! There's a bear! I better

I've made three in the past, only two remain.

There once was a boy who lived in Amsterdam. He was walking down the street one sunny day when suddlenly a big bear came out of an ally and said "Oh man! There's a bear! I better sit here and die."
Suddenly

There once was a boy who lived in Amsterdam. He was walking down the street one sunny day when suddlenly a big bear came out of an ally and said "Oh man! There's a bear! I better sit here and die."
Suddenly the bear fell to the ground, and there standing behind it was

There once was a boy who lived in Amsterdam. He was walking down the street one sunny day when suddlenly a big bear came out of an ally and said "Oh man! There's a bear! I better sit here and die."
Suddenly the bear fell to the ground, and there standing behind it was a killer monkey with razor sharp teeth. The monkey said, "

There once was a boy who lived in Amsterdam. He was walking down the street one sunny day when suddlenly a big bear came out of an ally and said "Oh man! There's a bear! I better sit here and die."
Suddenly the bear fell to the ground, and there standing behind it was a killer monkey with razor sharp teeth. The monkey said, "Why were you just sitting there,idiot!"

There once was a boy who lived in Amsterdam. He was walking down the street one sunny day when suddlenly a big bear came out of an ally and said "Oh man! There's a bear! I better sit here and die."
Suddenly the bear fell to the ground, and there standing behind it was a killer monkey with razor sharp teeth. The monkey said, "Why were you just sitting there,idiot!" and the bear replied "I love you!". So the monkey and bear went to the artic and made a band called the Arctic Monkeys.

"oh..! The band needed instruments in the arctic....monkey said- "I know let's use the snow and ice!!!!" and they built a big...

There once was a boy who lived in Amsterdam. He was walking down the street one sunny day when suddlenly a big bear came out of an ally and said "Oh man! There's a bear! I better sit here and die."
Suddenly the bear fell to the ground, and there standing behind it was a killer monkey with razor sharp teeth. The monkey said, "Why were you just sitting there,idiot!" and the bear replied "I love you!". So the monkey and bear went to the artic and made a band called the Arctic Monkeys. "oh..! The band needed instruments in the arctic....monkey said- "I know let's use the snow and ice!!!!" and they built a big...Dance Floor! The Monkey sang to the bear "I bet you look good on the dance floor! I don't know if you’re looking for romance or...I don't know what you’re looking for. Well I bet that you look good on the dance floor. Dancing to electro-pop like a robot from 1984, from 1984!..."

There once was a boy who lived in Amsterdam. He was walking down the street one sunny day when suddlenly a big bear came out of an ally and said "Oh man! There's a bear! I better sit here and die."
Suddenly the bear fell to the ground, and there standing behind it was a killer monkey with razor sharp teeth. The monkey said, "Why were you just sitting there,idiot!" and the bear replied "I love you!". So the monkey and bear went to the artic and made a band called the Arctic Monkeys. "oh..! The band needed instruments in the arctic....monkey said- "I know let's use the snow and ice!!!!" and they built a big...Dance Floor! The Monkey sang to the bear "I bet you look good on the dance floor! I don't know if you’re looking for romance or...I don't know what you’re looking for. Well I bet that you look good on the dance floor. Dancing to electro-pop like a robot from 1984, from 1984!..."
The bear died of shock at the monkeys voice and the monkey set himself on fire. The boy (mentioned earlier) extinguised the fire before it burnt his English homework. However

There once was a boy who lived in Amsterdam. He was walking down the street one sunny day when suddlenly a big bear came out of an ally and said "Oh man! There's a bear! I better sit here and die."
Suddenly the bear fell to the ground, and there standing behind it was a killer monkey with razor sharp teeth. The monkey said, "Why were you just sitting there,idiot!" and the bear replied "I love you!". So the monkey and bear went to the artic and made a band called the Arctic Monkeys. "oh..! The band needed instruments in the arctic....monkey said- "I know let's use the snow and ice!!!!" and they built a big...Dance Floor! The Monkey sang to the bear "I bet you look good on the dance floor! I don't know if you’re looking for romance or...I don't know what you’re looking for. Well I bet that you look good on the dance floor. Dancing to electro-pop like a robot from 1984, from 1984!..."
The bear died of shock at the monkeys voice and the monkey set himself on fire. The boy (mentioned earlier) extinguised the fire before it burnt his English homework. However...it did burn his English homework.

There once was a boy who lived in Amsterdam. He was walking down the street one sunny day when suddlenly a big bear came out of an ally and said "Oh man! There's a bear! I better sit here and die."
Suddenly the bear fell to the ground, and there standing behind it was a killer monkey with razor sharp teeth. The monkey said, "Why were you just sitting there,idiot!" and the bear replied "I love you!". So the monkey and bear went to the artic and made a band called the Arctic Monkeys. "oh..! The band needed instruments in the arctic....monkey said- "I know let's use the snow and ice!!!!" and they built a big...Dance Floor! The Monkey sang to the bear "I bet you look good on the dance floor! I don't know if you’re looking for romance or...I don't know what you’re looking for. Well I bet that you look good on the dance floor. Dancing to electro-pop like a robot from 1984, from 1984!..."
The bear died of shock at the monkeys voice and the monkey set himself on fire. The boy (mentioned earlier) extinguised the fire before it burnt his English homework. However...it did burn his English homework. When he went to school, his English teacher asked for the homework.
Because his homework had been burnt, he said, "please sir, a monkey burnt my homework. This is all i have left."
The teacher took the scraps and said, "

There once was a boy who lived in Amsterdam. He was walking down the street one sunny day when suddlenly a big bear came out of an ally and said "Oh man! There's a bear! I better sit here and die."
Suddenly the bear fell to the ground, and there standing behind it was a killer monkey with razor sharp teeth. The monkey said, "Why were you just sitting there,idiot!" and the bear replied "I love you!". So the monkey and bear went to the artic and made a band called the Arctic Monkeys. "oh..! The band needed instruments in the arctic....monkey said- "I know let's use the snow and ice!!!!" and they built a big...Dance Floor! The Monkey sang to the bear "I bet you look good on the dance floor! I don't know if you’re looking for romance or...I don't know what you’re looking for. Well I bet that you look good on the dance floor. Dancing to electro-pop like a robot from 1984, from 1984!..."
The bear died of shock at the monkeys voice and the monkey set himself on fire. The boy (mentioned earlier) extinguised the fire before it burnt his English homework. However...it did burn his English homework. When he went to school, his English teacher asked for the homework.
Because his homework had been burnt, he said, "please sir, a monkey burnt my homework. This is all i have left."
The teacher took the scraps and said, "OK,I'll give you props for being original,but I won't believe you unless you prove it."

There once was a boy who lived in Amsterdam. He was walking down the street one sunny day when suddlenly a big bear came out of an ally and said "Oh man! There's a bear! I better sit here and die."
Suddenly the bear fell to the ground, and there standing behind it was a killer monkey with razor sharp teeth. The monkey said, "Why were you just sitting there,idiot!" and the bear replied "I love you!". So the monkey and bear went to the artic and made a band called the Arctic Monkeys. "oh..! The band needed instruments in the arctic....monkey said- "I know let's use the snow and ice!!!!" and they built a big...Dance Floor! The Monkey sang to the bear "I bet you look good on the dance floor! I don't know if you’re looking for romance or...I don't know what you’re looking for. Well I bet that you look good on the dance floor. Dancing to electro-pop like a robot from 1984, from 1984!..."
The bear died of shock at the monkeys voice and the monkey set himself on fire. The boy (mentioned earlier) extinguised the fire before it burnt his English homework. However...it did burn his English homework. When he went to school, his English teacher asked for the homework.
Because his homework had been burnt, he said, "please sir, a monkey burnt my homework. This is all i have left."
The teacher took the scraps and said, "OK,I'll give you props for being original,but I won't believe you unless you prove it."
The next day, the boy took the monkey to school. The teacher screamed and said "I believe you, just get that thing out of here!!!!!"
The monkey jumped at the teacher and swallowed him whole and

There once was a boy who lived in Amsterdam. He was walking down the street one sunny day when suddlenly a big bear came out of an ally and said "Oh man! There's a bear! I better sit here and die."
Suddenly the bear fell to the ground, and there standing behind it was a killer monkey with razor sharp teeth. The monkey said, "Why were you just sitting there,idiot!" and the bear replied "I love you!". So the monkey and bear went to the artic and made a band called the Arctic Monkeys. "oh..! The band needed instruments in the arctic....monkey said- "I know let's use the snow and ice!!!!" and they built a big...Dance Floor! The Monkey sang to the bear "I bet you look good on the dance floor! I don't know if you’re looking for romance or...I don't know what you’re looking for. Well I bet that you look good on the dance floor. Dancing to electro-pop like a robot from 1984, from 1984!..."
The bear died of shock at the monkeys voice and the monkey set himself on fire. The boy (mentioned earlier) extinguised the fire before it burnt his English homework. However...it did burn his English homework. When he went to school, his English teacher asked for the homework.
Because his homework had been burnt, he said, "please sir, a monkey burnt my homework. This is all i have left."
The teacher took the scraps and said, "OK,I'll give you props for being original,but I won't believe you unless you prove it."
The next day, the boy took the monkey to school. The teacher screamed and said "I believe you, just get that thing out of here!!!!!"
The monkey jumped at the teacher and swallowed him whole and boy george ran in with an ak47 and killed all the little children singing ''do u really want to hurt me'' boy george shot the monkey and kidnappped the boy and ran off to poof land with him suddenly

There once was a boy who lived in Amsterdam. He was walking down the street one sunny day when suddlenly a big bear came out of an ally and said "Oh man! There's a bear! I better sit here and die."
Suddenly the bear fell to the ground, and there standing behind it was a killer monkey with razor sharp teeth. The monkey said, "Why were you just sitting there,idiot!" and the bear replied "I love you!". So the monkey and bear went to the artic and made a band called the Arctic Monkeys. "oh..! The band needed instruments in the arctic....monkey said- "I know let's use the snow and ice!!!!" and they built a big...Dance Floor! The Monkey sang to the bear "I bet you look good on the dance floor! I don't know if you’re looking for romance or...I don't know what you’re looking for. Well I bet that you look good on the dance floor. Dancing to electro-pop like a robot from 1984, from 1984!..."
The bear died of shock at the monkeys voice and the monkey set himself on fire. The boy (mentioned earlier) extinguised the fire before it burnt his English homework. However...it did burn his English homework. When he went to school, his English teacher asked for the homework.
Because his homework had been burnt, he said, "please sir, a monkey burnt my homework. This is all i have left."
The teacher took the scraps and said, "OK,I'll give you props for being original,but I won't believe you unless you prove it."
The next day, the boy took the monkey to school. The teacher screamed and said "I believe you, just get that thing out of here!!!!!"
The monkey jumped at the teacher and swallowed him whole and boy george ran in with an ak47 and killed all the little children singing ''do u really want to hurt me'' boy george shot the monkey and kidnappped the boy and ran off to poof land with him suddenly realising that the boy was dead.
George later cried because his brother had just died and he had no friends. He decided to get his revenge on all monkeys by


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There once was a boy who lived in Amsterdam. He was walking down the street one sunny day when suddlenly a big bear came out of an ally and said "Oh man! There's a bear! I better sit here and die."
Suddenly the bear fell to the ground, and there standing behind it was a killer monkey with razor sharp teeth. The monkey said, "Why were you just sitting there,idiot!" and the bear replied "I love you!". So the monkey and bear went to the artic and made a band called the Arctic Monkeys. "oh..! The band needed instruments in the arctic....monkey said- "I know let's use the snow and ice!!!!" and they built a big...Dance Floor! The Monkey sang to the bear "I bet you look good on the dance floor! I don't know if you’re looking for romance or...I don't know what you’re looking for. Well I bet that you look good on the dance floor. Dancing to electro-pop like a robot from 1984, from 1984!..."
The bear died of shock at the monkeys voice and the monkey set himself on fire. The boy (mentioned earlier) extinguised the fire before it burnt his English homework. However...it did burn his English homework. When he went to school, his English teacher asked for the homework.
Because his homework had been burnt, he said, "please sir, a monkey burnt my homework. This is all i have left."
The teacher took the scraps and said, "OK,I'll give you props for being original,but I won't believe you unless you prove it."
The next day, the boy took the monkey to school. The teacher screamed and said "I believe you, just get that thing out of here!!!!!"
The monkey jumped at the teacher and swallowed him whole and boy george ran in with an ak47 and killed all the little children singing ''do u really want to hurt me'' boy george shot the monkey and kidnappped the boy and ran off to poof land with him suddenly realising that the boy was dead.
George later cried because his brother had just died and he had no friends. He decided to get his revenge on all monkeys bybeing attacked by a rabid rabbit which had a bomb strapped to it with a detonater in the monkeys posession boy geoge then

There once was a boy who lived in Amsterdam. He was walking down the street one sunny day when suddlenly a big bear came out of an ally and said "Oh man! There's a bear! I better sit here and die."
Suddenly the bear fell to the ground, and there standing behind it was a killer monkey with razor sharp teeth. The monkey said, "Why were you just sitting there,idiot!" and the bear replied "I love you!". So the monkey and bear went to the artic and made a band called the Arctic Monkeys. "oh..! The band needed instruments in the arctic....monkey said- "I know let's use the snow and ice!!!!" and they built a big...Dance Floor! The Monkey sang to the bear "I bet you look good on the dance floor! I don't know if you’re looking for romance or...I don't know what you’re looking for. Well I bet that you look good on the dance floor. Dancing to electro-pop like a robot from 1984, from 1984!..."
The bear died of shock at the monkeys voice and the monkey set himself on fire. The boy (mentioned earlier) extinguised the fire before it burnt his English homework. However...it did burn his English homework. When he went to school, his English teacher asked for the homework.
Because his homework had been burnt, he said, "please sir, a monkey burnt my homework. This is all i have left."
The teacher took the scraps and said, "OK,I'll give you props for being original,but I won't believe you unless you prove it."
The next day, the boy took the monkey to school. The teacher screamed and said "I believe you, just get that thing out of here!!!!!"
The monkey jumped at the teacher and swallowed him whole and boy george ran in with an ak47 and killed all the little children singing ''do u really want to hurt me'' boy george shot the monkey and kidnappped the boy and ran off to poof land with him suddenly realising that the boy was dead.
George later cried because his brother had just died and he had no friends. He decided to get his revenge on all monkeys bybeing attacked by a rabid rabbit which had a bomb strapped to it with a detonater in the monkeys posession boy geoge then boy george grabbed his pistol and shot the bomb strapped to the rabbit the bomb blew up in the monkeys face almost in a flash a stampede of monkeys came charging down from hills all around,boy george knew the only way to stop the monkeys apes and gorrillas was to go super saiyan and unleash the power of the wooden spoon he managed to overpower most of the monkeys but then the queer emotion took over his body and gave him the urge to rape these monkeys then

There once was a boy who lived in Amsterdam. He was walking down the street one sunny day when suddlenly a big bear came out of an ally and said "Oh man! There's a bear! I better sit here and die."
Suddenly the bear fell to the ground, and there standing behind it was a killer monkey with razor sharp teeth. The monkey said, "Why were you just sitting there,idiot!" and the bear replied "I love you!". So the monkey and bear went to the artic and made a band called the Arctic Monkeys. "oh..! The band needed instruments in the arctic....monkey said- "I know let's use the snow and ice!!!!" and they built a big...Dance Floor! The Monkey sang to the bear "I bet you look good on the dance floor! I don't know if you’re looking for romance or...I don't know what you’re looking for. Well I bet that you look good on the dance floor. Dancing to electro-pop like a robot from 1984, from 1984!..."
The bear died of shock at the monkeys voice and the monkey set himself on fire. The boy (mentioned earlier) extinguised the fire before it burnt his English homework. However...it did burn his English homework. When he went to school, his English teacher asked for the homework.
Because his homework had been burnt, he said, "please sir, a monkey burnt my homework. This is all i have left."
The teacher took the scraps and said, "OK,I'll give you props for being original,but I won't believe you unless you prove it."
The next day, the boy took the monkey to school. The teacher screamed and said "I believe you, just get that thing out of here!!!!!"
The monkey jumped at the teacher and swallowed him whole and boy george ran in with an ak47 and killed all the little children singing ''do u really want to hurt me'' boy george shot the monkey and kidnappped the boy and ran off to poof land with him suddenly realising that the boy was dead.
George later cried because his brother had just died and he had no friends. He decided to get his revenge on all monkeys bybeing attacked by a rabid rabbit which had a bomb strapped to it with a detonater in the monkeys posession boy geoge then boy george grabbed his pistol and shot the bomb strapped to the rabbit the bomb blew up in the monkeys face almost in a flash a stampede of monkeys came charging down from hills all around,boy george knew the only way to stop the monkeys apes and gorrillas was to go super saiyan and unleash the power of the wooden spoon he managed to overpower most of the monkeys but then the queer emotion took over his body and gave him the urge to rape these monkeys then boy george punched himself in the face and ran up a skyscraper and jumped off to see if he could fly and

There once was a boy who lived in Amsterdam. He was walking down the street one sunny day when suddlenly a big bear came out of an ally and said "Oh man! There's a bear! I better sit here and die."
Suddenly the bear fell to the ground, and there standing behind it was a killer monkey with razor sharp teeth. The monkey said, "Why were you just sitting there,idiot!" and the bear replied "I love you!". So the monkey and bear went to the artic and made a band called the Arctic Monkeys. "oh..! The band needed instruments in the arctic....monkey said- "I know let's use the snow and ice!!!!" and they built a big...Dance Floor! The Monkey sang to the bear "I bet you look good on the dance floor! I don't know if you’re looking for romance or...I don't know what you’re looking for. Well I bet that you look good on the dance floor. Dancing to electro-pop like a robot from 1984, from 1984!..."
The bear died of shock at the monkeys voice and the monkey set himself on fire. The boy (mentioned earlier) extinguised the fire before it burnt his English homework. However...it did burn his English homework. When he went to school, his English teacher asked for the homework.
Because his homework had been burnt, he said, "please sir, a monkey burnt my homework. This is all i have left."
The teacher took the scraps and said, "OK,I'll give you props for being original,but I won't believe you unless you prove it."
The next day, the boy took the monkey to school. The teacher screamed and said "I believe you, just get that thing out of here!!!!!"
The monkey jumped at the teacher and swallowed him whole and boy george ran in with an ak47 and killed all the little children singing ''do u really want to hurt me'' boy george shot the monkey and kidnappped the boy and ran off to poof land with him suddenly realising that the boy was dead.
George later cried because his brother had just died and he had no friends. He decided to get his revenge on all monkeys bybeing attacked by a rabid rabbit which had a bomb strapped to it with a detonater in the monkeys posession boy geoge then boy george grabbed his pistol and shot the bomb strapped to the rabbit the bomb blew up in the monkeys face almost in a flash a stampede of monkeys came charging down from hills all around,boy george knew the only way to stop the monkeys apes and gorrillas was to go super saiyan and unleash the power of the wooden spoon he managed to overpower most of the monkeys but then the queer emotion took over his body and gave him the urge to rape these monkeys then boy george punched himself in the face and ran up a skyscraper then jumped off to see if he could fly and he pulled out a jet pack from his poket straped it to his waist and started to fly at first he couldn't master the controls so he kept hitting the walls of buildings but finally he mastered the controls then

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There once was a boy who lived in Amsterdam. He was walking down the street one sunny day when suddlenly a big bear came out of an ally and said "Oh man! There's a bear! I better sit here and die."
Suddenly the bear fell to the ground, and there standing behind it was a killer monkey with razor sharp teeth. The monkey said, "Why were you just sitting there,idiot!" and the bear replied "I love you!". So the monkey and bear went to the artic and made a band called the Arctic Monkeys. "oh..! The band needed instruments in the arctic....monkey said- "I know let's use the snow and ice!!!!" and they built a big...Dance Floor! The Monkey sang to the bear "I bet you look good on the dance floor! I don't know if you’re looking for romance or...I don't know what you’re looking for. Well I bet that you look good on the dance floor. Dancing to electro-pop like a robot from 1984, from 1984!..."
The bear died of shock at the monkeys voice and the monkey set himself on fire. The boy (mentioned earlier) extinguised the fire before it burnt his English homework. However...it did burn his English homework. When he went to school, his English teacher asked for the homework.
Because his homework had been burnt, he said, "please sir, a monkey burnt my homework. This is all i have left."
The teacher took the scraps and said, "OK,I'll give you props for being original,but I won't believe you unless you prove it."
The next day, the boy took the monkey to school. The teacher screamed and said "I believe you, just get that thing out of here!!!!!"
The monkey jumped at the teacher and swallowed him whole and boy george ran in with an ak47 and killed all the little children singing ''do u really want to hurt me'' boy george shot the monkey and kidnappped the boy and ran off to poof land with him suddenly realising that the boy was dead.
George later cried because his brother had just died and he had no friends. He decided to get his revenge on all monkeys bybeing attacked by a rabid rabbit which had a bomb strapped to it with a detonater in the monkeys posession boy geoge then boy george grabbed his pistol and shot the bomb strapped to the rabbit the bomb blew up in the monkeys face almost in a flash a stampede of monkeys came charging down from hills all around,boy george knew the only way to stop the monkeys apes and gorrillas was to go super saiyan and unleash the power of the wooden spoon he managed to overpower most of the monkeys but then the queer emotion took over his body and gave him the urge to rape these monkeys then boy george punched himself in the face and ran up a skyscraper then jumped off to see if he could fly and he pulled out a jet pack from his poket straped it to his waist and started to fly at first he couldn't master the controls so he kept hitting the walls of buildings but finally he mastered the controls then the jetpack exploded and boy george began to fall 50000000000000 feet on fire however still alive and

There once was a boy who lived in Amsterdam. He was walking down the street one sunny day when suddlenly a big bear came out of an ally and said "Oh man! There's a bear! I better sit here and die."
Suddenly the bear fell to the ground, and there standing behind it was a killer monkey with razor sharp teeth. The monkey said, "Why were you just sitting there,idiot!" and the bear replied "I love you!". So the monkey and bear went to the artic and made a band called the Arctic Monkeys. "oh..! The band needed instruments in the arctic....monkey said- "I know let's use the snow and ice!!!!" and they built a big...Dance Floor! The Monkey sang to the bear "I bet you look good on the dance floor! I don't know if you’re looking for romance or...I don't know what you’re looking for. Well I bet that you look good on the dance floor. Dancing to electro-pop like a robot from 1984, from 1984!..."
The bear died of shock at the monkeys voice and the monkey set himself on fire. The boy (mentioned earlier) extinguised the fire before it burnt his English homework. However...it did burn his English homework. When he went to school, his English teacher asked for the homework.
Because his homework had been burnt, he said, "please sir, a monkey burnt my homework. This is all i have left."
The teacher took the scraps and said, "OK,I'll give you props for being original,but I won't believe you unless you prove it."
The next day, the boy took the monkey to school. The teacher screamed and said "I believe you, just get that thing out of here!!!!!"
The monkey jumped at the teacher and swallowed him whole and boy george ran in with an ak47 and killed all the little children singing ''do u really want to hurt me'' boy george shot the monkey and kidnappped the boy and ran off to poof land with him suddenly realising that the boy was dead.
George later cried because his brother had just died and he had no friends. He decided to get his revenge on all monkeys bybeing attacked by a rabid rabbit which had a bomb strapped to it with a detonater in the monkeys posession boy geoge then boy george grabbed his pistol and shot the bomb strapped to the rabbit the bomb blew up in the monkeys face almost in a flash a stampede of monkeys came charging down from hills all around,boy george knew the only way to stop the monkeys apes and gorrillas was to go super saiyan and unleash the power of the wooden spoon he managed to overpower most of the monkeys but then the queer emotion took over his body and gave him the urge to rape these monkeys then boy george punched himself in the face and ran up a skyscraper then jumped off to see if he could fly and he pulled out a jet pack from his poket straped it to his waist and started to fly at first he couldn't master the controls so he kept hitting the walls of buildings but finally he mastered the controls then the jetpack exploded and boy george began to fall 50000000000000 feet on fire however still alive and he slowly gets up with a whole horde of carebears in front of him ready to give him love but the carebears didnt know that boy george was a carebear queer so when boy george gave love to the bears they all ran away screaming then

ooc- thats a pretty Fuked up story...

...There once was a boy who lived in Amsterdam. He was walking down the street one sunny day when suddlenly a big bear came out of an ally and said "Oh man! There's a bear! I better sit here and die."
Suddenly the bear fell to the ground, and there standing behind it was a killer monkey with razor sharp teeth. The monkey said, "Why were you just sitting there,idiot!" and the bear replied "I love you!". So the monkey and bear went to the artic and made a band called the Arctic Monkeys. "oh..! The band needed instruments in the arctic....monkey said- "I know let's use the snow and ice!!!!" and they built a big...Dance Floor! The Monkey sang to the bear "I bet you look good on the dance floor! I don't know if you’re looking for romance or...I don't know what you’re looking for. Well I bet that you look good on the dance floor. Dancing to electro-pop like a robot from 1984, from 1984!..."
The bear died of shock at the monkeys voice and the monkey set himself on fire. The boy (mentioned earlier) extinguised the fire before it burnt his English homework. However...it did burn his English homework. When he went to school, his English teacher asked for the homework.
Because his homework had been burnt, he said, "please sir, a monkey burnt my homework. This is all i have left."
The teacher took the scraps and said, "OK,I'll give you props for being original,but I won't believe you unless you prove it."
The next day, the boy took the monkey to school. The teacher screamed and said "I believe you, just get that thing out of here!!!!!"
The monkey jumped at the teacher and swallowed him whole and boy george ran in with an ak47 and killed all the little children singing ''do u really want to hurt me'' boy george shot the monkey and kidnappped the boy and ran off to poof land with him suddenly realising that the boy was dead.
George later cried because his brother had just died and he had no friends. He decided to get his revenge on all monkeys bybeing attacked by a rabid rabbit which had a bomb strapped to it with a detonater in the monkeys posession boy geoge then boy george grabbed his pistol and shot the bomb strapped to the rabbit the bomb blew up in the monkeys face almost in a flash a stampede of monkeys came charging down from hills all around,boy george knew the only way to stop the monkeys apes and gorrillas was to go super saiyan and unleash the power of the wooden spoon he managed to overpower most of the monkeys but then the queer emotion took over his body and gave him the urge to rape these monkeys then boy george punched himself in the face and ran up a skyscraper then jumped off to see if he could fly and he pulled out a jet pack from his poket straped it to his waist and started to fly at first he couldn't master the controls so he kept hitting the walls of buildings but finally he mastered the controls then the jetpack exploded and boy george began to fall 50000000000000 feet on fire however still alive and he slowly gets up with a whole horde of carebears in front of him ready to give him love but the carebears didnt know that boy george was a carebear queer so when boy george gave love to the bears they all ran away screaming then...

...a bomb from Irac landedd in front of the yellow one, and out of complete stupidity, yellow carebear pulled out an A.K.47, and shot it repedieatly. The huge bomb turned out to be made of plastic, and...like the trojan horse...was full of Iracqui's and...in killing them, the yelklow carebear died of diseases, and spread the diseases to all ...and killesd them...

.There once was a boy who lived in Amsterdam. He was walking down the street one sunny day when suddlenly a big bear came out of an ally and said "Oh man! There's a bear! I better sit here and die."
Suddenly the bear fell to the ground, and there standing behind it was a killer monkey with razor sharp teeth. The monkey said, "Why were you just sitting there,idiot!" and the bear replied "I love you!". So the monkey and bear went to the artic and made a band called the Arctic Monkeys. "oh..! The band needed instruments in the arctic....monkey said- "I know let's use the snow and ice!!!!" and they built a big...Dance Floor! The Monkey sang to the bear "I bet you look good on the dance floor! I don't know if you’re looking for romance or...I don't know what you’re looking for. Well I bet that you look good on the dance floor. Dancing to electro-pop like a robot from 1984, from 1984!..."
The bear died of shock at the monkeys voice and the monkey set himself on fire. The boy (mentioned earlier) extinguised the fire before it burnt his English homework. However...it did burn his English homework. When he went to school, his English teacher asked for the homework.
Because his homework had been burnt, he said, "please sir, a monkey burnt my homework. This is all i have left."
The teacher took the scraps and said, "OK,I'll give you props for being original,but I won't believe you unless you prove it."
The next day, the boy took the monkey to school. The teacher screamed and said "I believe you, just get that thing out of here!!!!!"
The monkey jumped at the teacher and swallowed him whole and boy george ran in with an ak47 and killed all the little children singing ''do u really want to hurt me'' boy george shot the monkey and kidnappped the boy and ran off to poof land with him suddenly realising that the boy was dead.
George later cried because his brother had just died and he had no friends. He decided to get his revenge on all monkeys bybeing attacked by a rabid rabbit which had a bomb strapped to it with a detonater in the monkeys posession boy geoge then boy george grabbed his pistol and shot the bomb strapped to the rabbit the bomb blew up in the monkeys face almost in a flash a stampede of monkeys came charging down from hills all around,boy george knew the only way to stop the monkeys apes and gorrillas was to go super saiyan and unleash the power of the wooden spoon he managed to overpower most of the monkeys but then the queer emotion took over his body and gave him the urge to rape these monkeys then boy george punched himself in the face and ran up a skyscraper then jumped off to see if he could fly and he pulled out a jet pack from his poket straped it to his waist and started to fly at first he couldn't master the controls so he kept hitting the walls of buildings but finally he mastered the controls then the jetpack exploded and boy george began to fall 50000000000000 feet on fire however still alive and he slowly gets up with a whole horde of carebears in front of him ready to give him love but the carebears didnt know that boy george was a carebear queer so when boy george gave love to the bears they all ran away screaming then...

...a bomb from Irac landedd in front of the yellow one, and out of complete stupidity, yellow carebear pulled out an A.K.47, and shot it repedieatly. The huge bomb turned out to be made of plastic, and...like the trojan horse...was full of Iracqui's and...in killing them, the yelklow carebear died of diseases, and spread the diseases to all ...and killed them all, but from the ashes rose boy george on the east of the hills shooken by his carebear friend dying he cried loudly which suddenly awoke the iraqi Jedi's Bin laden, saddam huissen and micheal jackson hee hee they leapt at george with thier light sabers well at least 2 of them did coz micheals one was up his behind and boy george sed

There once was a boy who lived in Amsterdam. He was walking down the street one sunny day when suddlenly a big bear came out of an ally and said "Oh man! There's a bear! I better sit here and die."
Suddenly the bear fell to the ground, and there standing behind it was a killer monkey with razor sharp teeth. The monkey said, "Why were you just sitting there,idiot!" and the bear replied "I love you!". So the monkey and bear went to the artic and made a band called the Arctic Monkeys. "oh..! The band needed instruments in the arctic....monkey said- "I know let's use the snow and ice!!!!" and they built a big...Dance Floor! The Monkey sang to the bear "I bet you look good on the dance floor! I don't know if you’re looking for romance or...I don't know what you’re looking for. Well I bet that you look good on the dance floor. Dancing to electro-pop like a robot from 1984, from 1984!..."
The bear died of shock at the monkeys voice and the monkey set himself on fire. The boy (mentioned earlier) extinguised the fire before it burnt his English homework. However...it did burn his English homework. When he went to school, his English teacher asked for the homework.
Because his homework had been burnt, he said, "please sir, a monkey burnt my homework. This is all i have left."
The teacher took the scraps and said, "OK,I'll give you props for being original,but I won't believe you unless you prove it."
The next day, the boy took the monkey to school. The teacher screamed and said "I believe you, just get that thing out of here!!!!!"
The monkey jumped at the teacher and swallowed him whole and boy george ran in with an ak47 and killed all the little children singing ''do u really want to hurt me'' boy george shot the monkey and kidnappped the boy and ran off to poof land with him suddenly realising that the boy was dead.
George later cried because his brother had just died and he had no friends. He decided to get his revenge on all monkeys bybeing attacked by a rabid rabbit which had a bomb strapped to it with a detonater in the monkeys posession boy geoge then boy george grabbed his pistol and shot the bomb strapped to the rabbit the bomb blew up in the monkeys face almost in a flash a stampede of monkeys came charging down from hills all around,boy george knew the only way to stop the monkeys apes and gorrillas was to go super saiyan and unleash the power of the wooden spoon he managed to overpower most of the monkeys but then the queer emotion took over his body and gave him the urge to rape these monkeys then boy george punched himself in the face and ran up a skyscraper then jumped off to see if he could fly and he pulled out a jet pack from his poket straped it to his waist and started to fly at first he couldn't master the controls so he kept hitting the walls of buildings but finally he mastered the controls then the jetpack exploded and boy george began to fall 50000000000000 feet on fire however still alive and he slowly gets up with a whole horde of carebears in front of him ready to give him love but the carebears didnt know that boy george was a carebear queer so when boy george gave love to the bears they all ran away screaming then...

...a bomb from Irac landedd in front of the yellow one, and out of complete stupidity, yellow carebear pulled out an A.K.47, and shot it repedieatly. The huge bomb turned out to be made of plastic, and...like the trojan horse...was full of Iracqui's and...in killing them, the yelklow carebear died of diseases, and spread the diseases to all ...and killed them all, but from the ashes rose boy george on the east of the hills shooken by his carebear friend dying he cried loudly which suddenly awoke the iraqi Jedi's Bin laden, saddam huissen and micheal jackson hee hee they leapt at george with thier light sabers well at least 2 of them did coz micheals one was up his behind and boy george sed "Aaaaargh. I'm innocent, get me out of here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Noone listened and 2 minutes later,

There once was a boy who lived in Amsterdam. He was walking down the street one sunny day when suddlenly a big bear came out of an ally and said "Oh man! There's a bear! I better sit here and die."
Suddenly the bear fell to the ground, and there standing behind it was a killer monkey with razor sharp teeth. The monkey said, "Why were you just sitting there,idiot!" and the bear replied "I love you!". So the monkey and bear went to the artic and made a band called the Arctic Monkeys. "oh..! The band needed instruments in the arctic....monkey said- "I know let's use the snow and ice!!!!" and they built a big...Dance Floor! The Monkey sang to the bear "I bet you look good on the dance floor! I don't know if you’re looking for romance or...I don't know what you’re looking for. Well I bet that you look good on the dance floor. Dancing to electro-pop like a robot from 1984, from 1984!..."
The bear died of shock at the monkeys voice and the monkey set himself on fire. The boy (mentioned earlier) extinguised the fire before it burnt his English homework. However...it did burn his English homework. When he went to school, his English teacher asked for the homework.
Because his homework had been burnt, he said, "please sir, a monkey burnt my homework. This is all i have left."
The teacher took the scraps and said, "OK,I'll give you props for being original,but I won't believe you unless you prove it."
The next day, the boy took the monkey to school. The teacher screamed and said "I believe you, just get that thing out of here!!!!!"
The monkey jumped at the teacher and swallowed him whole and boy george ran in with an ak47 and killed all the little children singing ''do u really want to hurt me'' boy george shot the monkey and kidnappped the boy and ran off to poof land with him suddenly realising that the boy was dead.
George later cried because his brother had just died and he had no friends. He decided to get his revenge on all monkeys bybeing attacked by a rabid rabbit which had a bomb strapped to it with a detonater in the monkeys posession boy geoge then boy george grabbed his pistol and shot the bomb strapped to the rabbit the bomb blew up in the monkeys face almost in a flash a stampede of monkeys came charging down from hills all around,boy george knew the only way to stop the monkeys apes and gorrillas was to go super saiyan and unleash the power of the wooden spoon he managed to overpower most of the monkeys but then the queer emotion took over his body and gave him the urge to rape these monkeys then boy george punched himself in the face and ran up a skyscraper then jumped off to see if he could fly and he pulled out a jet pack from his poket straped it to his waist and started to fly at first he couldn't master the controls so he kept hitting the walls of buildings but finally he mastered the controls then the jetpack exploded and boy george began to fall 50000000000000 feet on fire however still alive and he slowly gets up with a whole horde of carebears in front of him ready to give him love but the carebears didnt know that boy george was a carebear queer so when boy george gave love to the bears they all ran away screaming then...

...a bomb from Irac landedd in front of the yellow one, and out of complete stupidity, yellow carebear pulled out an A.K.47, and shot it repedieatly. The huge bomb turned out to be made of plastic, and...like the trojan horse...was full of Iracqui's and...in killing them, the yelklow carebear died of diseases, and spread the diseases to all ...and killed them all, but from the ashes rose boy george on the east of the hills shooken by his carebear friend dying he cried loudly which suddenly awoke the iraqi Jedi's Bin laden, saddam huissen and micheal jackson hee hee they leapt at george with thier light sabers well at least 2 of them did coz micheals one was up his behind and boy george sed "Aaaaargh. I'm innocent, get me out of here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Noone listened and 2 minutes later, The almighty dave arose from the ground to smite all that stood before him, he then lifted his staff pointed it at boy george and the two jedi who were leaping at boy george and

There once was a boy who lived in Amsterdam. He was walking down the street one sunny day when suddlenly a big bear came out of an ally and said "Oh man! There's a bear! I better sit here and die."
Suddenly the bear fell to the ground, and there standing behind it was a killer monkey with razor sharp teeth. The monkey said, "Why were you just sitting there,idiot!" and the bear replied "I love you!". So the monkey and bear went to the artic and made a band called the Arctic Monkeys. "oh..! The band needed instruments in the arctic....monkey said- "I know let's use the snow and ice!!!!" and they built a big...Dance Floor! The Monkey sang to the bear "I bet you look good on the dance floor! I don't know if you’re looking for romance or...I don't know what you’re looking for. Well I bet that you look good on the dance floor. Dancing to electro-pop like a robot from 1984, from 1984!..."
The bear died of shock at the monkeys voice and the monkey set himself on fire. The boy (mentioned earlier) extinguised the fire before it burnt his English homework. However...it did burn his English homework. When he went to school, his English teacher asked for the homework.
Because his homework had been burnt, he said, "please sir, a monkey burnt my homework. This is all i have left."
The teacher took the scraps and said, "OK,I'll give you props for being original,but I won't believe you unless you prove it."
The next day, the boy took the monkey to school. The teacher screamed and said "I believe you, just get that thing out of here!!!!!"
The monkey jumped at the teacher and swallowed him whole and boy george ran in with an ak47 and killed all the little children singing ''do u really want to hurt me'' boy george shot the monkey and kidnappped the boy and ran off to poof land with him suddenly realising that the boy was dead.
George later cried because his brother had just died and he had no friends. He decided to get his revenge on all monkeys bybeing attacked by a rabid rabbit which had a bomb strapped to it with a detonater in the monkeys posession boy geoge then boy george grabbed his pistol and shot the bomb strapped to the rabbit the bomb blew up in the monkeys face almost in a flash a stampede of monkeys came charging down from hills all around,boy george knew the only way to stop the monkeys apes and gorrillas was to go super saiyan and unleash the power of the wooden spoon he managed to overpower most of the monkeys but then the queer emotion took over his body and gave him the urge to rape these monkeys then boy george punched himself in the face and ran up a skyscraper then jumped off to see if he could fly and he pulled out a jet pack from his poket straped it to his waist and started to fly at first he couldn't master the controls so he kept hitting the walls of buildings but finally he mastered the controls then the jetpack exploded and boy george began to fall 50000000000000 feet on fire however still alive and he slowly gets up with a whole horde of carebears in front of him ready to give him love but the carebears didnt know that boy george was a carebear queer so when boy george gave love to the bears they all ran away screaming then...

...a bomb from Irac landedd in front of the yellow one, and out of complete stupidity, yellow carebear pulled out an A.K.47, and shot it repedieatly. The huge bomb turned out to be made of plastic, and...like the trojan horse...was full of Iracqui's and...in killing them, the yelklow carebear died of diseases, and spread the diseases to all ...and killed them all, but from the ashes rose boy george on the east of the hills shooken by his carebear friend dying he cried loudly which suddenly awoke the iraqi Jedi's Bin laden, saddam huissen and micheal jackson hee hee they leapt at george with thier light sabers well at least 2 of them did coz micheals one was up his behind and boy george sed "Aaaaargh. I'm innocent, get me out of here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Noone listened and 2 minutes later, The almighty dave arose from the ground to smite all that stood before him, he then lifted his staff pointed it at boy george and the two jedi who were leaping at boy george andthey all stood in a row and sung the YMCA, God got very angry with them singing a song made by the village people as he finks they are rather crap and changed the song to

There once was a boy who lived in Amsterdam. He was walking down the street one sunny day when suddlenly a big bear came out of an ally and said "Oh man! There's a bear! I better sit here and die."
Suddenly the bear fell to the ground, and there standing behind it was a killer monkey with razor sharp teeth. The monkey said, "Why were you just sitting there,idiot!" and the bear replied "I love you!". So the monkey and bear went to the artic and made a band called the Arctic Monkeys. "oh..! The band needed instruments in the arctic....monkey said- "I know let's use the snow and ice!!!!" and they built a big...Dance Floor! The Monkey sang to the bear "I bet you look good on the dance floor! I don't know if you’re looking for romance or...I don't know what you’re looking for. Well I bet that you look good on the dance floor. Dancing to electro-pop like a robot from 1984, from 1984!..."
The bear died of shock at the monkeys voice and the monkey set himself on fire. The boy (mentioned earlier) extinguised the fire before it burnt his English homework. However...it did burn his English homework. When he went to school, his English teacher asked for the homework.
Because his homework had been burnt, he said, "please sir, a monkey burnt my homework. This is all i have left."
The teacher took the scraps and said, "OK,I'll give you props for being original,but I won't believe you unless you prove it."
The next day, the boy took the monkey to school. The teacher screamed and said "I believe you, just get that thing out of here!!!!!"
The monkey jumped at the teacher and swallowed him whole and boy george ran in with an ak47 and killed all the little children singing ''do u really want to hurt me'' boy george shot the monkey and kidnappped the boy and ran off to poof land with him suddenly realising that the boy was dead.
George later cried because his brother had just died and he had no friends. He decided to get his revenge on all monkeys bybeing attacked by a rabid rabbit which had a bomb strapped to it with a detonater in the monkeys posession boy geoge then boy george grabbed his pistol and shot the bomb strapped to the rabbit the bomb blew up in the monkeys face almost in a flash a stampede of monkeys came charging down from hills all around,boy george knew the only way to stop the monkeys apes and gorrillas was to go super saiyan and unleash the power of the wooden spoon he managed to overpower most of the monkeys but then the queer emotion took over his body and gave him the urge to rape these monkeys then boy george punched himself in the face and ran up a skyscraper then jumped off to see if he could fly and he pulled out a jet pack from his poket straped it to his waist and started to fly at first he couldn't master the controls so he kept hitting the walls of buildings but finally he mastered the controls then the jetpack exploded and boy george began to fall 50000000000000 feet on fire however still alive and he slowly gets up with a whole horde of carebears in front of him ready to give him love but the carebears didnt know that boy george was a carebear queer so when boy george gave love to the bears they all ran away screaming then...

...a bomb from Irac landedd in front of the yellow one, and out of complete stupidity, yellow carebear pulled out an A.K.47, and shot it repedieatly. The huge bomb turned out to be made of plastic, and...like the trojan horse...was full of Iracqui's and...in killing them, the yelklow carebear died of diseases, and spread the diseases to all ...and killed them all, but from the ashes rose boy george on the east of the hills shooken by his carebear friend dying he cried loudly which suddenly awoke the iraqi Jedi's Bin laden, saddam huissen and micheal jackson hee hee they leapt at george with thier light sabers well at least 2 of them did coz micheals one was up his behind and boy george sed "Aaaaargh. I'm innocent, get me out of here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Noone listened and 2 minutes later, The almighty dave arose from the ground to smite all that stood before him, he then lifted his staff pointed it at boy george and the two jedi who were leaping at boy george and they all stood in a row and sung the YMCA, God got very angry with them singing a song made by the village people as he finks they are rather crap and changed the song to Little bunny foo foo. Allah didn't like this so he and Buddha decided to unite for the third time in history. Allah drove the moster truck whille buddha was in charge of the rear mounted machine gun. Jewish God, protestant god, baptist god and catholic god were killed instantly. However, Jesus was still alive. Angry and confused, Jesus blamed this disaster upon the egyptian gods, and journeyed westward for revenge. Meanwhile Allah and Buddha were pissing all over a

There once was a boy who lived in Amsterdam. He was walking down the street one sunny day when suddlenly a big bear came out of an ally and said "Oh man! There's a bear! I better sit here and die."
Suddenly the bear fell to the ground, and there standing behind it was a killer monkey with razor sharp teeth. The monkey said, "Why were you just sitting there,idiot!" and the bear replied "I love you!". So the monkey and bear went to the artic and made a band called the Arctic Monkeys. "oh..! The band needed instruments in the arctic....monkey said- "I know let's use the snow and ice!!!!" and they built a big...Dance Floor! The Monkey sang to the bear "I bet you look good on the dance floor! I don't know if you’re looking for romance or...I don't know what you’re looking for. Well I bet that you look good on the dance floor. Dancing to electro-pop like a robot from 1984, from 1984!..."
The bear died of shock at the monkeys voice and the monkey set himself on fire. The boy (mentioned earlier) extinguised the fire before it burnt his English homework. However...it did burn his English homework. When he went to school, his English teacher asked for the homework.
Because his homework had been burnt, he said, "please sir, a monkey burnt my homework. This is all i have left."
The teacher took the scraps and said, "OK,I'll give you props for being original,but I won't believe you unless you prove it."
The next day, the boy took the monkey to school. The teacher screamed and said "I believe you, just get that thing out of here!!!!!"
The monkey jumped at the teacher and swallowed him whole and boy george ran in with an ak47 and killed all the little children singing ''do u really want to hurt me'' boy george shot the monkey and kidnappped the boy and ran off to poof land with him suddenly realising that the boy was dead.
George later cried because his brother had just died and he had no friends. He decided to get his revenge on all monkeys bybeing attacked by a rabid rabbit which had a bomb strapped to it with a detonater in the monkeys posession boy geoge then boy george grabbed his pistol and shot the bomb strapped to the rabbit the bomb blew up in the monkeys face almost in a flash a stampede of monkeys came charging down from hills all around,boy george knew the only way to stop the monkeys apes and gorrillas was to go super saiyan and unleash the power of the wooden spoon he managed to overpower most of the monkeys but then the queer emotion took over his body and gave him the urge to rape these monkeys then boy george punched himself in the face and ran up a skyscraper then jumped off to see if he could fly and he pulled out a jet pack from his poket straped it to his waist and started to fly at first he couldn't master the controls so he kept hitting the walls of buildings but finally he mastered the controls then the jetpack exploded and boy george began to fall 50000000000000 feet on fire however still alive and he slowly gets up with a whole horde of carebears in front of him ready to give him love but the carebears didnt know that boy george was a carebear queer so when boy george gave love to the bears they all ran away screaming then...

...a bomb from Irac landedd in front of the yellow one, and out of complete stupidity, yellow carebear pulled out an A.K.47, and shot it repedieatly. The huge bomb turned out to be made of plastic, and...like the trojan horse...was full of Iracqui's and...in killing them, the yelklow carebear died of diseases, and spread the diseases to all ...and killed them all, but from the ashes rose boy george on the east of the hills shooken by his carebear friend dying he cried loudly which suddenly awoke the iraqi Jedi's Bin laden, saddam huissen and micheal jackson hee hee they leapt at george with thier light sabers well at least 2 of them did coz micheals one was up his behind and boy george sed "Aaaaargh. I'm innocent, get me out of here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Noone listened and 2 minutes later, The almighty dave arose from the ground to smite all that stood before him, he then lifted his staff pointed it at boy george and the two jedi who were leaping at boy george and they all stood in a row and sung the YMCA, God got very angry with them singing a song made by the village people as he finks they are rather crap and changed the song to Little bunny foo foo. Allah didn't like this so he and Buddha decided to unite for the third time in history. Allah drove the moster truck whille buddha was in charge of the rear mounted machine gun. Jewish God, protestant god, baptist god and catholic god were killed instantly. However, Jesus was still alive. Angry and confused, Jesus blamed this disaster upon the egyptian gods, and journeyed westward for revenge. Meanwhile Allah and Buddha were pissing all over aPANDA

There once was a boy who lived in Amsterdam. He was walking down the street one sunny day when suddlenly a big bear came out of an ally and said "Oh man! There's a bear! I better sit here and die."
Suddenly the bear fell to the ground, and there standing behind it was a killer monkey with razor sharp teeth. The monkey said, "Why were you just sitting there,idiot!" and the bear replied "I love you!". So the monkey and bear went to the artic and made a band called the Arctic Monkeys. "oh..! The band needed instruments in the arctic....monkey said- "I know let's use the snow and ice!!!!" and they built a big...Dance Floor! The Monkey sang to the bear "I bet you look good on the dance floor! I don't know if you’re looking for romance or...I don't know what you’re looking for. Well I bet that you look good on the dance floor. Dancing to electro-pop like a robot from 1984, from 1984!..."
The bear died of shock at the monkeys voice and the monkey set himself on fire. The boy (mentioned earlier) extinguised the fire before it burnt his English homework. However...it did burn his English homework. When he went to school, his English teacher asked for the homework.
Because his homework had been burnt, he said, "please sir, a monkey burnt my homework. This is all i have left."
The teacher took the scraps and said, "OK,I'll give you props for being original,but I won't believe you unless you prove it."
The next day, the boy took the monkey to school. The teacher screamed and said "I believe you, just get that thing out of here!!!!!"
The monkey jumped at the teacher and swallowed him whole and boy george ran in with an ak47 and killed all the little children singing ''do u really want to hurt me'' boy george shot the monkey and kidnappped the boy and ran off to poof land with him suddenly realising that the boy was dead.
George later cried because his brother had just died and he had no friends. He decided to get his revenge on all monkeys bybeing attacked by a rabid rabbit which had a bomb strapped to it with a detonater in the monkeys posession boy geoge then boy george grabbed his pistol and shot the bomb strapped to the rabbit the bomb blew up in the monkeys face almost in a flash a stampede of monkeys came charging down from hills all around,boy george knew the only way to stop the monkeys apes and gorrillas was to go super saiyan and unleash the power of the wooden spoon he managed to overpower most of the monkeys but then the queer emotion took over his body and gave him the urge to rape these monkeys then boy george punched himself in the face and ran up a skyscraper then jumped off to see if he could fly and he pulled out a jet pack from his poket straped it to his waist and started to fly at first he couldn't master the controls so he kept hitting the walls of buildings but finally he mastered the controls then the jetpack exploded and boy george began to fall 50000000000000 feet on fire however still alive and he slowly gets up with a whole horde of carebears in front of him ready to give him love but the carebears didnt know that boy george was a carebear queer so when boy george gave love to the bears they all ran away screaming then...

...a bomb from Irac landedd in front of the yellow one, and out of complete stupidity, yellow carebear pulled out an A.K.47, and shot it repedieatly. The huge bomb turned out to be made of plastic, and...like the trojan horse...was full of Iracqui's and...in killing them, the yelklow carebear died of diseases, and spread the diseases to all ...and killed them all, but from the ashes rose boy george on the east of the hills shooken by his carebear friend dying he cried loudly which suddenly awoke the iraqi Jedi's Bin laden, saddam huissen and micheal jackson hee hee they leapt at george with thier light sabers well at least 2 of them did coz micheals one was up his behind and boy george sed "Aaaaargh. I'm innocent, get me out of here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Noone listened and 2 minutes later, The almighty dave arose from the ground to smite all that stood before him, he then lifted his staff pointed it at boy george and the two jedi who were leaping at boy george and they all stood in a row and sung the YMCA, God got very angry with them singing a song made by the village people as he finks they are rather crap and changed the song to Little bunny foo foo. Allah didn't like this so he and Buddha decided to unite for the third time in history. Allah drove the moster truck whille buddha was in charge of the rear mounted machine gun. Jewish God, protestant god, baptist god and catholic god were killed instantly. However, Jesus was still alive. Angry and confused, Jesus blamed this disaster upon the egyptian gods, and journeyed westward for revenge. Meanwhile Allah and Buddha were pissing all over a PANDA... A pink panda which

could destroy the unverse.

There once was a boy who lived in Amsterdam. He was walking down the street one sunny day when suddlenly a big bear came out of an ally and said "Oh man! There's a bear! I better sit here and die."
Suddenly the bear fell to the ground, and there standing behind it was a killer monkey with razor sharp teeth. The monkey said, "Why were you just sitting there,idiot!" and the bear replied "I love you!". So the monkey and bear went to the artic and made a band called the Arctic Monkeys. "oh..! The band needed instruments in the arctic....monkey said- "I know let's use the snow and ice!!!!" and they built a big...Dance Floor! The Monkey sang to the bear "I bet you look good on the dance floor! I don't know if you’re looking for romance or...I don't know what you’re looking for. Well I bet that you look good on the dance floor. Dancing to electro-pop like a robot from 1984, from 1984!..."
The bear died of shock at the monkeys voice and the monkey set himself on fire. The boy (mentioned earlier) extinguised the fire before it burnt his English homework. However...it did burn his English homework. When he went to school, his English teacher asked for the homework.
Because his homework had been burnt, he said, "please sir, a monkey burnt my homework. This is all i have left."
The teacher took the scraps and said, "OK,I'll give you props for being original,but I won't believe you unless you prove it."
The next day, the boy took the monkey to school. The teacher screamed and said "I believe you, just get that thing out of here!!!!!"
The monkey jumped at the teacher and swallowed him whole and boy george ran in with an ak47 and killed all the little children singing ''do u really want to hurt me'' boy george shot the monkey and kidnappped the boy and ran off to poof land with him suddenly realising that the boy was dead.
George later cried because his brother had just died and he had no friends. He decided to get his revenge on all monkeys bybeing attacked by a rabid rabbit which had a bomb strapped to it with a detonater in the monkeys posession boy geoge then boy george grabbed his pistol and shot the bomb strapped to the rabbit the bomb blew up in the monkeys face almost in a flash a stampede of monkeys came charging down from hills all around,boy george knew the only way to stop the monkeys apes and gorrillas was to go super saiyan and unleash the power of the wooden spoon he managed to overpower most of the monkeys but then the queer emotion took over his body and gave him the urge to rape these monkeys then boy george punched himself in the face and ran up a skyscraper then jumped off to see if he could fly and he pulled out a jet pack from his poket straped it to his waist and started to fly at first he couldn't master the controls so he kept hitting the walls of buildings but finally he mastered the controls then the jetpack exploded and boy george began to fall 50000000000000 feet on fire however still alive and he slowly gets up with a whole horde of carebears in front of him ready to give him love but the carebears didnt know that boy george was a carebear queer so when boy george gave love to the bears they all ran away screaming then...

...a bomb from Irac landedd in front of the yellow one, and out of complete stupidity, yellow carebear pulled out an A.K.47, and shot it repedieatly. The huge bomb turned out to be made of plastic, and...like the trojan horse...was full of Iracqui's and...in killing them, the yelklow carebear died of diseases, and spread the diseases to all ...and killed them all, but from the ashes rose boy george on the east of the hills shooken by his carebear friend dying he cried loudly which suddenly awoke the iraqi Jedi's Bin laden, saddam huissen and micheal jackson hee hee they leapt at george with thier light sabers well at least 2 of them did coz micheals one was up his behind and boy george sed "Aaaaargh. I'm innocent, get me out of here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Noone listened and 2 minutes later, The almighty dave arose from the ground to smite all that stood before him, he then lifted his staff pointed it at boy george and the two jedi who were leaping at boy george and they all stood in a row and sung the YMCA, God got very angry with them singing a song made by the village people as he finks they are rather crap and changed the song to Little bunny foo foo. Allah didn't like this so he and Buddha decided to unite for the third time in history. Allah drove the moster truck whille buddha was in charge of the rear mounted machine gun. Jewish God, protestant god, baptist god and catholic god were killed instantly. However, Jesus was still alive. Angry and confused, Jesus blamed this disaster upon the egyptian gods, and journeyed westward for revenge. Meanwhile Allah and Buddha were pissing all over a PANDA... A pink panda which could destroy the unverse.the holy piss burnt his face and then

There once was a boy who lived in Amsterdam. He was walking down the street one sunny day when suddlenly a big bear came out of an ally and said "Oh man! There's a bear! I better sit here and die."
Suddenly the bear fell to the ground, and there standing behind it was a killer monkey with razor sharp teeth. The monkey said, "Why were you just sitting there,idiot!" and the bear replied "I love you!". So the monkey and bear went to the artic and made a band called the Arctic Monkeys. "oh..! The band needed instruments in the arctic....monkey said- "I know let's use the snow and ice!!!!" and they built a big...Dance Floor! The Monkey sang to the bear "I bet you look good on the dance floor! I don't know if you’re looking for romance or...I don't know what you’re looking for. Well I bet that you look good on the dance floor. Dancing to electro-pop like a robot from 1984, from 1984!..."
The bear died of shock at the monkeys voice and the monkey set himself on fire. The boy (mentioned earlier) extinguised the fire before it burnt his English homework. However...it did burn his English homework. When he went to school, his English teacher asked for the homework.
Because his homework had been burnt, he said, "please sir, a monkey burnt my homework. This is all i have left."
The teacher took the scraps and said, "OK,I'll give you props for being original,but I won't believe you unless you prove it."
The next day, the boy took the monkey to school. The teacher screamed and said "I believe you, just get that thing out of here!!!!!"
The monkey jumped at the teacher and swallowed him whole and boy george ran in with an ak47 and killed all the little children singing ''do u really want to hurt me'' boy george shot the monkey and kidnappped the boy and ran off to poof land with him suddenly realising that the boy was dead.
George later cried because his brother had just died and he had no friends. He decided to get his revenge on all monkeys bybeing attacked by a rabid rabbit which had a bomb strapped to it with a detonater in the monkeys posession boy geoge then boy george grabbed his pistol and shot the bomb strapped to the rabbit the bomb blew up in the monkeys face almost in a flash a stampede of monkeys came charging down from hills all around,boy george knew the only way to stop the monkeys apes and gorrillas was to go super saiyan and unleash the power of the wooden spoon he managed to overpower most of the monkeys but then the queer emotion took over his body and gave him the urge to rape these monkeys then boy george punched himself in the face and ran up a skyscraper then jumped off to see if he could fly and he pulled out a jet pack from his poket straped it to his waist and started to fly at first he couldn't master the controls so he kept hitting the walls of buildings but finally he mastered the controls then the jetpack exploded and boy george began to fall 50000000000000 feet on fire however still alive and he slowly gets up with a whole horde of carebears in front of him ready to give him love but the carebears didnt know that boy george was a carebear queer so when boy george gave love to the bears they all ran away screaming then...

...a bomb from Irac landedd in front of the yellow one, and out of complete stupidity, yellow carebear pulled out an A.K.47, and shot it repedieatly. The huge bomb turned out to be made of plastic, and...like the trojan horse...was full of Iracqui's and...in killing them, the yelklow carebear died of diseases, and spread the diseases to all ...and killed them all, but from the ashes rose boy george on the east of the hills shooken by his carebear friend dying he cried loudly which suddenly awoke the iraqi Jedi's Bin laden, saddam huissen and micheal jackson hee hee they leapt at george with thier light sabers well at least 2 of them did coz micheals one was up his behind and boy george sed "Aaaaargh. I'm innocent, get me out of here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Noone listened and 2 minutes later, The almighty dave arose from the ground to smite all that stood before him, he then lifted his staff pointed it at boy george and the two jedi who were leaping at boy george and they all stood in a row and sung the YMCA, God got very angry with them singing a song made by the village people as he finks they are rather crap and changed the song to Little bunny foo foo. Allah didn't like this so he and Buddha decided to unite for the third time in history. Allah drove the moster truck whille buddha was in charge of the rear mounted machine gun. Jewish God, protestant god, baptist god and catholic god were killed instantly. However, Jesus was still alive. Angry and confused, Jesus blamed this disaster upon the egyptian gods, and journeyed westward for revenge. Meanwhile Allah and Buddha were pissing all over a PANDA... A pink panda which could destroy the unverse. The holy piss burnt his face and then with the nasty wrath of the king of all the carebears he arose from the burning ashes a little while away, to teleport himself on top of buddah and allah then...

There once was a boy who lived in Amsterdam. He was walking down the street one sunny day when suddlenly a big bear came out of an ally and said "Oh man! There's a bear! I better sit here and die."
Suddenly the bear fell to the ground, and there standing behind it was a killer monkey with razor sharp teeth. The monkey said, "Why were you just sitting there,idiot!" and the bear replied "I love you!". So the monkey and bear went to the artic and made a band called the Arctic Monkeys. "oh..! The band needed instruments in the arctic....monkey said- "I know let's use the snow and ice!!!!" and they built a big...Dance Floor! The Monkey sang to the bear "I bet you look good on the dance floor! I don't know if you’re looking for romance or...I don't know what you’re looking for. Well I bet that you look good on the dance floor. Dancing to electro-pop like a robot from 1984, from 1984!..."
The bear died of shock at the monkeys voice and the monkey set himself on fire. The boy (mentioned earlier) extinguised the fire before it burnt his English homework. However...it did burn his English homework. When he went to school, his English teacher asked for the homework.
Because his homework had been burnt, he said, "please sir, a monkey burnt my homework. This is all i have left."
The teacher took the scraps and said, "OK,I'll give you props for being original,but I won't believe you unless you prove it."
The next day, the boy took the monkey to school. The teacher screamed and said "I believe you, just get that thing out of here!!!!!"
The monkey jumped at the teacher and swallowed him whole and boy george ran in with an ak47 and killed all the little children singing ''do u really want to hurt me'' boy george shot the monkey and kidnappped the boy and ran off to poof land with him suddenly realising that the boy was dead.
George later cried because his brother had just died and he had no friends. He decided to get his revenge on all monkeys bybeing attacked by a rabid rabbit which had a bomb strapped to it with a detonater in the monkeys posession boy geoge then boy george grabbed his pistol and shot the bomb strapped to the rabbit the bomb blew up in the monkeys face almost in a flash a stampede of monkeys came charging down from hills all around,boy george knew the only way to stop the monkeys apes and gorrillas was to go super saiyan and unleash the power of the wooden spoon he managed to overpower most of the monkeys but then the queer emotion took over his body and gave him the urge to rape these monkeys then boy george punched himself in the face and ran up a skyscraper then jumped off to see if he could fly and he pulled out a jet pack from his poket straped it to his waist and started to fly at first he couldn't master the controls so he kept hitting the walls of buildings but finally he mastered the controls then the jetpack exploded and boy george began to fall 50000000000000 feet on fire however still alive and he slowly gets up with a whole horde of carebears in front of him ready to give him love but the carebears didnt know that boy george was a carebear queer so when boy george gave love to the bears they all ran away screaming then...

...a bomb from Irac landedd in front of the yellow one, and out of complete stupidity, yellow carebear pulled out an A.K.47, and shot it repedieatly. The huge bomb turned out to be made of plastic, and...like the trojan horse...was full of Iracqui's and...in killing them, the yelklow carebear died of diseases, and spread the diseases to all ...and killed them all, but from the ashes rose boy george on the east of the hills shooken by his carebear friend dying he cried loudly which suddenly awoke the iraqi Jedi's Bin laden, saddam huissen and micheal jackson hee hee they leapt at george with thier light sabers well at least 2 of them did coz micheals one was up his behind and boy george sed "Aaaaargh. I'm innocent, get me out of here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Noone listened and 2 minutes later, The almighty dave arose from the ground to smite all that stood before him, he then lifted his staff pointed it at boy george and the two jedi who were leaping at boy george and they all stood in a row and sung the YMCA, God got very angry with them singing a song made by the village people as he finks they are rather crap and changed the song to Little bunny foo foo. Allah didn't like this so he and Buddha decided to unite for the third time in history. Allah drove the moster truck whille buddha was in charge of the rear mounted machine gun. Jewish God, protestant god, baptist god and catholic god were killed instantly. However, Jesus was still alive. Angry and confused, Jesus blamed this disaster upon the egyptian gods, and journeyed westward for revenge. Meanwhile Allah and Buddha were pissing all over a PANDA... A pink panda which could destroy the unverse. The holy piss burnt his face and then with the nasty wrath of the king of all the carebears he arose from the burning ashes a little while away, to teleport himself on top of buddah and allah then destroyed them both. Later on, he found out that

There once was a boy who lived in Amsterdam. He was walking down the street one sunny day when suddlenly a big bear came out of an ally and said "Oh man! There's a bear! I better sit here and die."
Suddenly the bear fell to the ground, and there standing behind it was a killer monkey with razor sharp teeth. The monkey said, "Why were you just sitting there,idiot!" and the bear replied "I love you!". So the monkey and bear went to the artic and made a band called the Arctic Monkeys. "oh..! The band needed instruments in the arctic....monkey said- "I know let's use the snow and ice!!!!" and they built a big...Dance Floor! The Monkey sang to the bear "I bet you look good on the dance floor! I don't know if you’re looking for romance or...I don't know what you’re looking for. Well I bet that you look good on the dance floor. Dancing to electro-pop like a robot from 1984, from 1984!..."
The bear died of shock at the monkeys voice and the monkey set himself on fire. The boy (mentioned earlier) extinguised the fire before it burnt his English homework. However...it did burn his English homework. When he went to school, his English teacher asked for the homework.
Because his homework had been burnt, he said, "please sir, a monkey burnt my homework. This is all i have left."
The teacher took the scraps and said, "OK,I'll give you props for being original,but I won't believe you unless you prove it."
The next day, the boy took the monkey to school. The teacher screamed and said "I believe you, just get that thing out of here!!!!!"
The monkey jumped at the teacher and swallowed him whole and boy george ran in with an ak47 and killed all the little children singing ''do u really want to hurt me'' boy george shot the monkey and kidnappped the boy and ran off to poof land with him suddenly realising that the boy was dead.
George later cried because his brother had just died and he had no friends. He decided to get his revenge on all monkeys bybeing attacked by a rabid rabbit which had a bomb strapped to it with a detonater in the monkeys posession boy geoge then boy george grabbed his pistol and shot the bomb strapped to the rabbit the bomb blew up in the monkeys face almost in a flash a stampede of monkeys came charging down from hills all around,boy george knew the only way to stop the monkeys apes and gorrillas was to go super saiyan and unleash the power of the wooden spoon he managed to overpower most of the monkeys but then the queer emotion took over his body and gave him the urge to rape these monkeys then boy george punched himself in the face and ran up a skyscraper then jumped off to see if he could fly and he pulled out a jet pack from his poket straped it to his waist and started to fly at first he couldn't master the controls so he kept hitting the walls of buildings but finally he mastered the controls then the jetpack exploded and boy george began to fall 50000000000000 feet on fire however still alive and he slowly gets up with a whole horde of carebears in front of him ready to give him love but the carebears didnt know that boy george was a carebear queer so when boy george gave love to the bears they all ran away screaming then...

...a bomb from Irac landedd in front of the yellow one, and out of complete stupidity, yellow carebear pulled out an A.K.47, and shot it repedieatly. The huge bomb turned out to be made of plastic, and...like the trojan horse...was full of Iracqui's and...in killing them, the yelklow carebear died of diseases, and spread the diseases to all ...and killed them all, but from the ashes rose boy george on the east of the hills shooken by his carebear friend dying he cried loudly which suddenly awoke the iraqi Jedi's Bin laden, saddam huissen and micheal jackson hee hee they leapt at george with thier light sabers well at least 2 of them did coz micheals one was up his behind and boy george sed "Aaaaargh. I'm innocent, get me out of here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Noone listened and 2 minutes later, The almighty dave arose from the ground to smite all that stood before him, he then lifted his staff pointed it at boy george and the two jedi who were leaping at boy george and they all stood in a row and sung the YMCA, God got very angry with them singing a song made by the village people as he finks they are rather crap and changed the song to Little bunny foo foo. Allah didn't like this so he and Buddha decided to unite for the third time in history. Allah drove the moster truck whille buddha was in charge of the rear mounted machine gun. Jewish God, protestant god, baptist god and catholic god were killed instantly. However, Jesus was still alive. Angry and confused, Jesus blamed this disaster upon the egyptian gods, and journeyed westward for revenge. Meanwhile Allah and Buddha were pissing all over a PANDA... A pink panda which could destroy the unverse. The holy piss burnt his face and then with the nasty wrath of the king of all the carebears he arose from the burning ashes a little while away, to teleport himself on top of buddah and allah then destroyed them both. Later on, he found out that that Allah is really R.Kelly.

There once was a boy who lived in Amsterdam. He was walking down the street one sunny day when suddlenly a big bear came out of an ally and said "Oh man! There's a bear! I better sit here and die."
Suddenly the bear fell to the ground, and there standing behind it was a killer monkey with razor sharp teeth. The monkey said, "Why were you just sitting there,idiot!" and the bear replied "I love you!". So the monkey and bear went to the artic and made a band called the Arctic Monkeys. "oh..! The band needed instruments in the arctic....monkey said- "I know let's use the snow and ice!!!!" and they built a big...Dance Floor! The Monkey sang to the bear "I bet you look good on the dance floor! I don't know if you’re looking for romance or...I don't know what you’re looking for. Well I bet that you look good on the dance floor. Dancing to electro-pop like a robot from 1984, from 1984!..."
The bear died of shock at the monkeys voice and the monkey set himself on fire. The boy (mentioned earlier) extinguised the fire before it burnt his English homework. However...it did burn his English homework. When he went to school, his English teacher asked for the homework.
Because his homework had been burnt, he said, "please sir, a monkey burnt my homework. This is all i have left."
The teacher took the scraps and said, "OK,I'll give you props for being original,but I won't believe you unless you prove it."
The next day, the boy took the monkey to school. The teacher screamed and said "I believe you, just get that thing out of here!!!!!"
The monkey jumped at the teacher and swallowed him whole and boy george ran in with an ak47 and killed all the little children singing ''do u really want to hurt me'' boy george shot the monkey and kidnappped the boy and ran off to poof land with him suddenly realising that the boy was dead.
George later cried because his brother had just died and he had no friends. He decided to get his revenge on all monkeys bybeing attacked by a rabid rabbit which had a bomb strapped to it with a detonater in the monkeys posession boy geoge then boy george grabbed his pistol and shot the bomb strapped to the rabbit the bomb blew up in the monkeys face almost in a flash a stampede of monkeys came charging down from hills all around,boy george knew the only way to stop the monkeys apes and gorrillas was to go super saiyan and unleash the power of the wooden spoon he managed to overpower most of the monkeys but then the queer emotion took over his body and gave him the urge to rape these monkeys then boy george punched himself in the face and ran up a skyscraper then jumped off to see if he could fly and he pulled out a jet pack from his poket straped it to his waist and started to fly at first he couldn't master the controls so he kept hitting the walls of buildings but finally he mastered the controls then the jetpack exploded and boy george began to fall 50000000000000 feet on fire however still alive and he slowly gets up with a whole horde of carebears in front of him ready to give him love but the carebears didnt know that boy george was a carebear queer so when boy george gave love to the bears they all ran away screaming then...

...a bomb from Irac landedd in front of the yellow one, and out of complete stupidity, yellow carebear pulled out an A.K.47, and shot it repedieatly. The huge bomb turned out to be made of plastic, and...like the trojan horse...was full of Iracqui's and...in killing them, the yelklow carebear died of diseases, and spread the diseases to all ...and killed them all, but from the ashes rose boy george on the east of the hills shooken by his carebear friend dying he cried loudly which suddenly awoke the iraqi Jedi's Bin laden, saddam huissen and micheal jackson hee hee they leapt at george with thier light sabers well at least 2 of them did coz micheals one was up his behind and boy george sed "Aaaaargh. I'm innocent, get me out of here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Noone listened and 2 minutes later, The almighty dave arose from the ground to smite all that stood before him, he then lifted his staff pointed it at boy george and the two jedi who were leaping at boy george and they all stood in a row and sung the YMCA, God got very angry with them singing a song made by the village people as he finks they are rather crap and changed the song to Little bunny foo foo. Allah didn't like this so he and Buddha decided to unite for the third time in history. Allah drove the moster truck whille buddha was in charge of the rear mounted machine gun. Jewish God, protestant god, baptist god and catholic god were killed instantly. However, Jesus was still alive. Angry and confused, Jesus blamed this disaster upon the egyptian gods, and journeyed westward for revenge. Meanwhile Allah and Buddha were pissing all over a PANDA... A pink panda which could destroy the unverse. The holy piss burnt his face and then with the nasty wrath of the king of all the carebears he arose from the burning ashes a little while away, to teleport himself on top of buddah and allah then destroyed them both. Later on, he found out that that Allah is really R.Kelly. The fun did not stop here. Budda's piss was rich in vitamin c and provided the care bares and the panda much power, enough to make all the bears fuse into one giant bear of love and stuff. Jesus, now aware of the comings and goings, dived into the giant bear in a desparate attempt to revive buddha so he could kill buddha and have revenge on his father, and the many other versions of him. Jesus plucked one of the bears arse hairs and took it to a lab, where exactly three weeks later a clone of buddha was reproduced. However, this buddha clone also contained bear DNA and had both the cool powers of the bear and buddha, resulting in the new warrior: Bearda. While jesus was trying to contain this abomination Bearda he ripped off Jesus's beard, killing him instantly. The christ family was no more, except maybe jesus's sister Toninita, but thats not the point. Now bearda had a beard, so he was now called Bearded bearda. Bearda left the lab and started to reek destruction upon the world. But not all hope was lost- one religious icon was left to defeat the monstrosity- the name being..

There once was a boy who lived in Amsterdam. He was walking down the street one sunny day when suddlenly a big bear came out of an ally and said "Oh man! There's a bear! I better sit here and die."
Suddenly the bear fell to the ground, and there standing behind it was a killer monkey with razor sharp teeth. The monkey said, "Why were you just sitting there,idiot!" and the bear replied "I love you!". So the monkey and bear went to the artic and made a band called the Arctic Monkeys. "oh..! The band needed instruments in the arctic....monkey said- "I know let's use the snow and ice!!!!" and they built a big...Dance Floor! The Monkey sang to the bear "I bet you look good on the dance floor! I don't know if you’re looking for romance or...I don't know what you’re looking for. Well I bet that you look good on the dance floor. Dancing to electro-pop like a robot from 1984, from 1984!..."
The bear died of shock at the monkeys voice and the monkey set himself on fire. The boy (mentioned earlier) extinguised the fire before it burnt his English homework. However...it did burn his English homework. When he went to school, his English teacher asked for the homework.
Because his homework had been burnt, he said, "please sir, a monkey burnt my homework. This is all i have left."
The teacher took the scraps and said, "OK,I'll give you props for being original,but I won't believe you unless you prove it."
The next day, the boy took the monkey to school. The teacher screamed and said "I believe you, just get that thing out of here!!!!!"
The monkey jumped at the teacher and swallowed him whole and boy george ran in with an ak47 and killed all the little children singing ''do u really want to hurt me'' boy george shot the monkey and kidnappped the boy and ran off to poof land with him suddenly realising that the boy was dead.
George later cried because his brother had just died and he had no friends. He decided to get his revenge on all monkeys bybeing attacked by a rabid rabbit which had a bomb strapped to it with a detonater in the monkeys posession boy geoge then boy george grabbed his pistol and shot the bomb strapped to the rabbit the bomb blew up in the monkeys face almost in a flash a stampede of monkeys came charging down from hills all around,boy george knew the only way to stop the monkeys apes and gorrillas was to go super saiyan and unleash the power of the wooden spoon he managed to overpower most of the monkeys but then the queer emotion took over his body and gave him the urge to rape these monkeys then boy george punched himself in the face and ran up a skyscraper then jumped off to see if he could fly and he pulled out a jet pack from his poket straped it to his waist and started to fly at first he couldn't master the controls so he kept hitting the walls of buildings but finally he mastered the controls then the jetpack exploded and boy george began to fall 50000000000000 feet on fire however still alive and he slowly gets up with a whole horde of carebears in front of him ready to give him love but the carebears didnt know that boy george was a carebear queer so when boy george gave love to the bears they all ran away screaming then...

...a bomb from Irac landedd in front of the yellow one, and out of complete stupidity, yellow carebear pulled out an A.K.47, and shot it repedieatly. The huge bomb turned out to be made of plastic, and...like the trojan horse...was full of Iracqui's and...in killing them, the yelklow carebear died of diseases, and spread the diseases to all ...and killed them all, but from the ashes rose boy george on the east of the hills shooken by his carebear friend dying he cried loudly which suddenly awoke the iraqi Jedi's Bin laden, saddam huissen and micheal jackson hee hee they leapt at george with thier light sabers well at least 2 of them did coz micheals one was up his behind and boy george sed "Aaaaargh. I'm innocent, get me out of here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Noone listened and 2 minutes later, The almighty dave arose from the ground to smite all that stood before him, he then lifted his staff pointed it at boy george and the two jedi who were leaping at boy george and they all stood in a row and sung the YMCA, God got very angry with them singing a song made by the village people as he finks they are rather crap and changed the song to Little bunny foo foo. Allah didn't like this so he and Buddha decided to unite for the third time in history. Allah drove the moster truck whille buddha was in charge of the rear mounted machine gun. Jewish God, protestant god, baptist god and catholic god were killed instantly. However, Jesus was still alive. Angry and confused, Jesus blamed this disaster upon the egyptian gods, and journeyed westward for revenge. Meanwhile Allah and Buddha were pissing all over a PANDA... A pink panda which could destroy the unverse. The holy piss burnt his face and then with the nasty wrath of the king of all the carebears he arose from the burning ashes a little while away, to teleport himself on top of buddah and allah then destroyed them both. Later on, he found out that that Allah is really R.Kelly. The fun did not stop here. Budda's piss was rich in vitamin c and provided the care bares and the panda much power, enough to make all the bears fuse into one giant bear of love and stuff. Jesus, now aware of the comings and goings, dived into the giant bear in a desparate attempt to revive buddha so he could kill buddha and have revenge on his father, and the many other versions of him. Jesus plucked one of the bears arse hairs and took it to a lab, where exactly three weeks later a clone of buddha was reproduced. However, this buddha clone also contained bear DNA and had both the cool powers of the bear and buddha, resulting in the new warrior: Bearda. While jesus was trying to contain this abomination Bearda he ripped off Jesus's beard, killing him instantly. The christ family was no more, except maybe jesus's sister Toninita, but thats not the point. Now bearda had a beard, so he was now called Bearded bearda. Bearda left the lab and started to reek destruction upon the world. But not all hope was lost- one religious icon was left to defeat the monstrosity- the name being..Boong. Boong who lived in the horrible land of the Middle east was strong, and very fast...he heard of this happening and came to the rescue, he rode his...

There once was a boy who lived in Amsterdam. He was walking down the street one sunny day when suddlenly a big bear came out of an ally and said "Oh man! There's a bear! I better sit here and die."
Suddenly the bear fell to the ground, and there standing behind it was a killer monkey with razor sharp teeth. The monkey said, "Why were you just sitting there,idiot!" and the bear replied "I love you!". So the monkey and bear went to the artic and made a band called the Arctic Monkeys. "oh..! The band needed instruments in the arctic....monkey said- "I know let's use the snow and ice!!!!" and they built a big...Dance Floor! The Monkey sang to the bear "I bet you look good on the dance floor! I don't know if you’re looking for romance or...I don't know what you’re looking for. Well I bet that you look good on the dance floor. Dancing to electro-pop like a robot from 1984, from 1984!..."
The bear died of shock at the monkeys voice and the monkey set himself on fire. The boy (mentioned earlier) extinguised the fire before it burnt his English homework. However...it did burn his English homework. When he went to school, his English teacher asked for the homework.
Because his homework had been burnt, he said, "please sir, a monkey burnt my homework. This is all i have left."
The teacher took the scraps and said, "OK,I'll give you props for being original,but I won't believe you unless you prove it."
The next day, the boy took the monkey to school. The teacher screamed and said "I believe you, just get that thing out of here!!!!!"
The monkey jumped at the teacher and swallowed him whole and boy george ran in with an ak47 and killed all the little children singing ''do u really want to hurt me'' boy george shot the monkey and kidnappped the boy and ran off to poof land with him suddenly realising that the boy was dead.
George later cried because his brother had just died and he had no friends. He decided to get his revenge on all monkeys bybeing attacked by a rabid rabbit which had a bomb strapped to it with a detonater in the monkeys posession boy geoge then boy george grabbed his pistol and shot the bomb strapped to the rabbit the bomb blew up in the monkeys face almost in a flash a stampede of monkeys came charging down from hills all around,boy george knew the only way to stop the monkeys apes and gorrillas was to go super saiyan and unleash the power of the wooden spoon he managed to overpower most of the monkeys but then the queer emotion took over his body and gave him the urge to rape these monkeys then boy george punched himself in the face and ran up a skyscraper then jumped off to see if he could fly and he pulled out a jet pack from his poket straped it to his waist and started to fly at first he couldn't master the controls so he kept hitting the walls of buildings but finally he mastered the controls then the jetpack exploded and boy george began to fall 50000000000000 feet on fire however still alive and he slowly gets up with a whole horde of carebears in front of him ready to give him love but the carebears didnt know that boy george was a carebear queer so when boy george gave love to the bears they all ran away screaming then...

...a bomb from Irac landedd in front of the yellow one, and out of complete stupidity, yellow carebear pulled out an A.K.47, and shot it repedieatly. The huge bomb turned out to be made of plastic, and...like the trojan horse...was full of Iracqui's and...in killing them, the yelklow carebear died of diseases, and spread the diseases to all ...and killed them all, but from the ashes rose boy george on the east of the hills shooken by his carebear friend dying he cried loudly which suddenly awoke the iraqi Jedi's Bin laden, saddam huissen and micheal jackson hee hee they leapt at george with thier light sabers well at least 2 of them did coz micheals one was up his behind and boy george sed "Aaaaargh. I'm innocent, get me out of here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Noone listened and 2 minutes later, The almighty dave arose from the ground to smite all that stood before him, he then lifted his staff pointed it at boy george and the two jedi who were leaping at boy george and they all stood in a row and sung the YMCA, God got very angry with them singing a song made by the village people as he finks they are rather crap and changed the song to Little bunny foo foo. Allah didn't like this so he and Buddha decided to unite for the third time in history. Allah drove the moster truck whille buddha was in charge of the rear mounted machine gun. Jewish God, protestant god, baptist god and catholic god were killed instantly. However, Jesus was still alive. Angry and confused, Jesus blamed this disaster upon the egyptian gods, and journeyed westward for revenge. Meanwhile Allah and Buddha were pissing all over a PANDA... A pink panda which could destroy the unverse. The holy piss burnt his face and then with the nasty wrath of the king of all the carebears he arose from the burning ashes a little while away, to teleport himself on top of buddah and allah then destroyed them both. Later on, he found out that that Allah is really R.Kelly. The fun did not stop here. Budda's piss was rich in vitamin c and provided the care bares and the panda much power, enough to make all the bears fuse into one giant bear of love and stuff. Jesus, now aware of the comings and goings, dived into the giant bear in a desparate attempt to revive buddha so he could kill buddha and have revenge on his father, and the many other versions of him. Jesus plucked one of the bears arse hairs and took it to a lab, where exactly three weeks later a clone of buddha was reproduced. However, this buddha clone also contained bear DNA and had both the cool powers of the bear and buddha, resulting in the new warrior: Bearda. While jesus was trying to contain this abomination Bearda he ripped off Jesus's beard, killing him instantly. The christ family was no more, except maybe jesus's sister Toninita, but thats not the point. Now bearda had a beard, so he was now called Bearded bearda. Bearda left the lab and started to reek destruction upon the world. But not all hope was lost- one religious icon was left to defeat the monstrosity- the name being..Boong. Boong who lived in the horrible land of the Middle east was strong, and very fast...he heard of this happening and came to the rescue, he rode hismighty purple girraffe

There once was a boy who lived in Amsterdam. He was walking down the street one sunny day when suddlenly a big bear came out of an ally and said "Oh man! There's a bear! I better sit here and die."
Suddenly the bear fell to the ground, and there standing behind it was a killer monkey with razor sharp teeth. The monkey said, "Why were you just sitting there,idiot!" and the bear replied "I love you!". So the monkey and bear went to the artic and made a band called the Arctic Monkeys. "oh..! The band needed instruments in the arctic....monkey said- "I know let's use the snow and ice!!!!" and they built a big...Dance Floor! The Monkey sang to the bear "I bet you look good on the dance floor! I don't know if you’re looking for romance or...I don't know what you’re looking for. Well I bet that you look good on the dance floor. Dancing to electro-pop like a robot from 1984, from 1984!..."
The bear died of shock at the monkeys voice and the monkey set himself on fire. The boy (mentioned earlier) extinguised the fire before it burnt his English homework. However...it did burn his English homework. When he went to school, his English teacher asked for the homework.
Because his homework had been burnt, he said, "please sir, a monkey burnt my homework. This is all i have left."
The teacher took the scraps and said, "OK,I'll give you props for being original,but I won't believe you unless you prove it."
The next day, the boy took the monkey to school. The teacher screamed and said "I believe you, just get that thing out of here!!!!!"
The monkey jumped at the teacher and swallowed him whole and boy george ran in with an ak47 and killed all the little children singing ''do u really want to hurt me'' boy george shot the monkey and kidnappped the boy and ran off to poof land with him suddenly realising that the boy was dead.
George later cried because his brother had just died and he had no friends. He decided to get his revenge on all monkeys bybeing attacked by a rabid rabbit which had a bomb strapped to it with a detonater in the monkeys posession boy geoge then boy george grabbed his pistol and shot the bomb strapped to the rabbit the bomb blew up in the monkeys face almost in a flash a stampede of monkeys came charging down from hills all around,boy george knew the only way to stop the monkeys apes and gorrillas was to go super saiyan and unleash the power of the wooden spoon he managed to overpower most of the monkeys but then the queer emotion took over his body and gave him the urge to rape these monkeys then boy george punched himself in the face and ran up a skyscraper then jumped off to see if he could fly and he pulled out a jet pack from his poket straped it to his waist and started to fly at first he couldn't master the controls so he kept hitting the walls of buildings but finally he mastered the controls then the jetpack exploded and boy george began to fall 50000000000000 feet on fire however still alive and he slowly gets up with a whole horde of carebears in front of him ready to give him love but the carebears didnt know that boy george was a carebear queer so when boy george gave love to the bears they all ran away screaming then...

...a bomb from Irac landedd in front of the yellow one, and out of complete stupidity, yellow carebear pulled out an A.K.47, and shot it repedieatly. The huge bomb turned out to be made of plastic, and...like the trojan horse...was full of Iracqui's and...in killing them, the yelklow carebear died of diseases, and spread the diseases to all ...and killed them all, but from the ashes rose boy george on the east of the hills shooken by his carebear friend dying he cried loudly which suddenly awoke the iraqi Jedi's Bin laden, saddam huissen and micheal jackson hee hee they leapt at george with thier light sabers well at least 2 of them did coz micheals one was up his behind and boy george sed "Aaaaargh. I'm innocent, get me out of here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Noone listened and 2 minutes later, The almighty dave arose from the ground to smite all that stood before him, he then lifted his staff pointed it at boy george and the two jedi who were leaping at boy george and they all stood in a row and sung the YMCA, God got very angry with them singing a song made by the village people as he finks they are rather crap and changed the song to Little bunny foo foo. Allah didn't like this so he and Buddha decided to unite for the third time in history. Allah drove the moster truck whille buddha was in charge of the rear mounted machine gun. Jewish God, protestant god, baptist god and catholic god were killed instantly. However, Jesus was still alive. Angry and confused, Jesus blamed this disaster upon the egyptian gods, and journeyed westward for revenge. Meanwhile Allah and Buddha were pissing all over a PANDA... A pink panda which could destroy the unverse. The holy piss burnt his face and then with the nasty wrath of the king of all the carebears he arose from the burning ashes a little while away, to teleport himself on top of buddah and allah then destroyed them both. Later on, he found out that that Allah is really R.Kelly. The fun did not stop here. Budda's piss was rich in vitamin c and provided the care bares and the panda much power, enough to make all the bears fuse into one giant bear of love and stuff. Jesus, now aware of the comings and goings, dived into the giant bear in a desparate attempt to revive buddha so he could kill buddha and have revenge on his father, and the many other versions of him. Jesus plucked one of the bears arse hairs and took it to a lab, where exactly three weeks later a clone of buddha was reproduced. However, this buddha clone also contained bear DNA and had both the cool powers of the bear and buddha, resulting in the new warrior: Bearda. While jesus was trying to contain this abomination Bearda he ripped off Jesus's beard, killing him instantly. The christ family was no more, except maybe jesus's sister Toninita, but thats not the point. Now bearda had a beard, so he was now called Bearded bearda. Bearda left the lab and started to reek destruction upon the world. But not all hope was lost- one religious icon was left to defeat the monstrosity- the name being..Boong. Boong who lived in the horrible land of the Middle east was strong, and very fast...he heard of this happening and came to the rescue, he rode his mighty purple girraffe named Larry. Larry's ex owner was a dentist so he knew all about...