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View Full Version : post yo mama jokes here! parkour 10-26-2005, 08:40 AM this was inspired by the argue with me thread! yo mamas so fat when i was screwing her i burnt my ass on the light bulb! (only post one at a time) treefalse 10-26-2005, 10:38 AM Yo mama's so fat, she walked by the TV and I missed 3 shows! (Only post them one at a time) isharted 10-26-2005, 04:30 PM yo mama's so old, she has a Jesus Christ leather jacket Led_Zeppelin 10-26-2005, 04:32 PM Your mother is so fat, it affects her self esteem! Go Hank Hill Go. diet poop 10-27-2005, 01:05 PM yo mommas so fat that when she walks down the street people say...GOD DAMN! thats a big fat ass! FLuRRy J 10-27-2005, 01:43 PM yo mommas so old she sat next to jezus in 8th grade diet poop 10-27-2005, 02:17 PM your mommas so old and such a ***** that when she walks through the park she points to statues and says, "yea I screwed him!" JJEESSSSYY!! 10-27-2005, 02:48 PM Argh my friends have this annoying thing where they say "YOUR MOM" after everythin you say ¬¬ diet poop 10-27-2005, 02:59 PM how do you type these things? ->"¬¬" oh, and about 62% of the worlds preteens-15 yearolds do that "YOUR MOM" thing. At the right times its funny, but usually its just annoying. heres a momorable one."Your mom's strap on!" Junk_Train 10-27-2005, 03:03 PM Yo mama so short she does backflips under the bed. parkour 10-27-2005, 05:15 PM yeah i have a lot of mates who say ya mom alot they first started doing it to take the piss out of the people who did it on purpose but now they do it constantly its so anoying........"YA MOM" damn! treefalse 10-27-2005, 06:24 PM Yo mama's so old, she farted and dust came out. diet poop 10-27-2005, 06:36 PM yo mamas so stupid that she climed over a glass wall so she could see what was on the other side treefalse 10-27-2005, 06:50 PM You mama's so poor, I walked inside her house and three cockroaches tripped me and tried to steal my wallet! isharted 10-28-2005, 04:16 AM this is kind of gross, so don't read it if you don't like gross things yo mama's so old that her breast milk comes out as cheese Scotty 10-28-2005, 06:02 AM yo mamas so fat that when i was fu**ing her I had to roll over 5 times just to get off. Yo mamas so fat that I can slap her ass and ride in on the ripples. WTF? 10-28-2005, 07:13 AM i do alot of that "YOUR MUM'S A *what the person said previous*" and stuff... your mummas so fat that when she tried out for E.T and rode the bike she created an eclipse. your mumma's so fat that when she wears a raincoat in the street people stick their thumbs out and Yell TAXI! japcarsrule 11-04-2005, 05:05 AM youre mummas so fat that her @$$ has its own congressmen treefalse 11-04-2005, 10:04 AM Yo mama's so fat, when she jumped into the pool, everyone screamed "Tidal Wave!!!" murderbydeath 11-04-2005, 01:20 PM your mom is so ugly, her ugliness intensity is equal to 10^5 units of ugly at a distance of 1 meter and the threshhold of ugliness for the average human is 10^-12 uglies/m^2! zing! your mom is so stupid, she uploads executables in ASCII mode!! what an idiot! treefalse 11-04-2005, 11:17 PM your mom is so ugly, her ugliness intensity is equal to 10^5 units of ugly at a distance of 1 meter and the threshhold of ugliness for the average human is 10^-12 uglies/m^2! zing! your mom is so stupid, she uploads executables in ASCII mode!! what an idiot! Yo mama's so stupid, she understood all that. Zing! murderbydeath 11-05-2005, 12:42 AM Your mom is so fat when you draw any three point on her, Ceva's Theorem fails to work even if she went under a f'(x) = f(nx) transformation as n approaches infinity! gwia 11-05-2005, 03:12 PM Mum jokes are stupid and only idiots use them as insults. llamaonnastik 11-07-2005, 12:24 PM Guess who I ams momma is so stupid she put lipstick on her head to make up her mind. diet poop 11-07-2005, 06:49 PM Mum jokes are stupid and only idiots use them as insults. Thats why they're fun! ^_^ Your mommas so fat, she ate a possum! Willy_Wonka 11-07-2005, 06:58 PM Your mom is so fat... the only time she sees 90210 is on a scale! (90210 is a show) PlatinumTrixi 11-07-2005, 07:34 PM Your momma's so old, fat, ugly, and poor that.... Old: She owes jesus 3 $$ Fat: Tyra banks made her model as an elephant in ANTM Ugly: Shes only been mairried once Poor: Her breasts are real Drunken_Shinobi 11-07-2005, 07:42 PM Yo mama is so slu tty that she knows how to make twins. PlatinumTrixi 11-07-2005, 07:51 PM yo mamma's so ***** bevis is your brother (from bevis and butthead) treefalse 11-07-2005, 11:34 PM Yo mama's so stupid, she got locked in a grocery store and starved. Willy_Wonka 11-08-2005, 06:48 AM Yo mamas so fat, she looked out a window and got arrested for mooning FLuRRy J 11-08-2005, 07:22 AM Yo mamas so stupid, she sits on the tv an watches the sofa |