thanks to dave and led for helping me out this week. <i>(and of course, all of the people on the forum too .. as always :)</i>

i seem to be getting a lot of demands for games these days. so if it's games you want, it's games you get ..

if you're a fan of <a href="http://gprime.net/game.php/magnetism">magnetism</a>, then you'll be a fan of magnetism 2 <i>(with too many new levels to count -- good luck ever completing this)</i>
<a class="sho" href="http://gprime.net/game.php/magnetism2">magnetism 2</a> [ 1463KB ]

remember <a href="http://gprime.net/game.php/hapland">hapland</a>? <a href="http://gprime.net/game.php/hapland2">hapland 2?</a>. well here's yet another click game, from who else, but the guys who do it best ..
<a class="sho" href="http://gprime.net/game.php/escapefromrhetundoisland">escape from rhetundo island</a> [ 563KB ]

i found this game weird and personally didn't want to post it. but it's got an addicting quality to it ... so i hear. <i>(plants? gardening? fun?)</i>.
<a class="sho" href="http://gprime.net/game.php/bloomingardens">bloomin gardens</a> [ 157KB ]

a pretty nifty game with crazy physics. <i>(this game looks awefully familiar. already posted... maybe?)</i>
<a class="sho" href="http://gprime.net/game.php/thewayoftheninja">the way of the ninja</a> [ 371KB ]

"Ummm" submitted this, and i think it's great <i>(weird.. but great..)</i> but it's just too large for gprime to host without running out of bandwidth. so hey, why not suck these guys bandwidth dry ..
<a class="txt" href="http://e-23.org/glukoza/flash/player.swf" target=_new>schweine</a> <i>external link</i>

.. and led said he had something special to submit, just me for. <i>(har har...)</i>
<a class="swf" href="http://gprime.net/game.php/excusegenerator">excuse generator</a> [ 111KB ]

<i>i guess if i'm not back in a couple days, it's because i have to .. <b>chop</b> my <b>sunburned</b> <b>firetruck</b>. yeah.</i>

1st post!

I didn't watch the stuff yet because I wanted to be first.

Out of all six of those submissions, I submitted four.

Which ones?

Schwein *or whatever the external link was* was awesome. The other ones weren't that great.
Oh, and the reason the Ninja game is familiar is because it's been submitted before. :P

Which ones?

Magnetism 2
The N game (The way of the Ninja)
Escape from Rhetundo Island
Excuse generator

Woo! An update worthy of being called an update! (Did that make sense?)

Magnetism 2
The N game (The way of the Ninja)
Escape from Rhetundo Island
Excuse generator

Oh.

Congrats Zep D=.

why is The N Game called way of the ninja? in the game, it calls itself the N game, or just N. anyway, that is an extremely addicting game.

as for the piggy thingy... that's really cool... but reeeeally weird. also, it would have been nice if it had a preloader or something so that it didn't keep pausing every 5 seconds.

wow your staying on top of things

Thanks for the update!
schweine was exceptionaly well-done. Pork, WWII, and Lord of the Rings rip off. What more could ya want? :D

I thought you could only download the n game... well, i downloaded it ages ago and the online version has less levels

Id love to play all the games, but I have to floss my inbred grandma.

WOOT GAMES YAY! ill check out the update now lol.

ineed, an actuall update, excuse generator was a little pointless but gave me a little laugh, magnetism 2 didn't seem to work and the rest was great, keep it up!
_______

THIS THREAD IS ORIGINAL FUNK APPROVED!

yeah i cant get magnatism to work either, or the escape from that island game

I talked to John about this and he hasn't pm'd me back yet so would anyone be intrested? I have this nifty program called gmod, you can use it to make Half-Life 2 comics and random other things, you may not find the humor funny if you dont play the game, but overall you will get a laugh, PM me if you have questions, comments or idea's.

I'm stuck on escape form Rhetundo island.

To get the games to work, you *NEED* Flash player 8. Flash player 7 WILL not cut it.

I know, I'm just stuck on the part where you get that stereo thing, I don't know how the heck to use it.

get the stereo and click the thing that apears in the tool bar on the right side then click your person when he reaches the end of the cliff... then he will jump.

that shvayne thing was awesome! played fine the first time but every time after that it pauses every few seconds ;_; trying to find a place for it, found one but it's extremely slow ;_; less then 1kb/s

hmm
that pig thign is sweet

I have cheats for the way of the ninja if anyone who wants them


To enter cheat codes, make sure 'numlock' is on and (at the mainmenu)
press [5] on the keypad.

Type the cheat code into the input box that pops up, then click "submit".

No spaces are allowed, and the passwords ARE case sensitive,
so type them as you see them below:

ep# password
----------------

01 deli
02 billow
03 spright
04 stainless
05 resonant
06 allegory
07 donut
08 chuckles
09 gaze

11 raoul
12 stuck
13 wookie
14 shodan
15 legume
16 doom
17 bender
18 graph
19 chirp

21 wristpain
22 pumpkin
23 rightly
24 correct
25 edge
26 node
27 landmark
28 cowbell
29 compress

Wow, i didnt even have to submit my game this time and it appeared in the update. Say, what about the 3D Frogger I submitted a while back?

which of them games did u make?

What I would like is a walkthrough for Escape from Retardo Island.

I if so special I beat hapland 2
plus im stuck on the 4th level in "escape from rhetundo island" can anyone help?

I would... but for some reason, even after i've installed the new flashplayer, the buttons and such won't show up...

which of them games did u make?
magnetism 2

I would... but for some reason, even after i've installed the new flashplayer, the buttons and such won't show up...
Are you using a labtop? I've tried 4 different labtops and none of them worked with that game.

Nope I was on my dads comp... which strangely is much newer than mine (the one i'm on now).

I'll post back in a bit with a guide for the levels i've beaten!

Level one: Click the target to make the wood fall, which makes a bridge.

Level two: Gather the prize bag and use the jump thingie on the right-hand side to jump across the gap.

Level three: Click the sign to let your guy onto the twirly-thing. Click and hold on the platform, and drag it up to raise him to the ledge.

Level four: DO NOT CLICK THE WHITE BALL YET! Click/hold/drag the platform to bring your guy to the next ledge. When he reaches the part of the white ball that is DOWN, click the other side to bounce him up to the ledge.

hm....

"I'd love to empty the diswasher, but i have to PIERCE MY SQUISHY SAUSAGE o_O

Errr.... am i the only one who didn't get what the point of schiene, other than a characterization of the Nazis as pigs?

thanks to dave and led for helping me out this week. <i>(and of course, all of the people on the forum too .. as always :)</i>

i seem to be getting a lot of demands for games these days. so if it's games you want, it's games you get ..

if you're a fan of <a href="http://gprime.net/game.php/magnetism">magnetism</a>, then you'll be a fan of magnetism 2 <i>(with too many new levels to count -- good luck ever completing this)</i>
<a class="sho" href="http://gprime.net/game.php/magnetism2">magnetism 2</a> [ 1463KB ]

remember <a href="http://gprime.net/game.php/hapland">hapland</a>? <a href="http://gprime.net/game.php/hapland2">hapland 2?</a>. well here's yet another click game, from who else, but the guys who do it best ..
<a class="sho" href="http://gprime.net/game.php/escapefromrhetundoisland">escape from rhetundo island</a> [ 563KB ]

i found this game weird and personally didn't want to post it. but it's got an addicting quality to it ... so i hear. <i>(plants? gardening? fun?)</i>.
<a class="sho" href="http://gprime.net/game.php/bloomingardens">bloomin gardens</a> [ 157KB ]

a pretty nifty game with crazy physics. <i>(this game looks awefully familiar. already posted... maybe?)</i>
<a class="sho" href="http://gprime.net/game.php/thewayoftheninja">the way of the ninja</a> [ 371KB ]

"Ummm" submitted this, and i think it's great <i>(weird.. but great..)</i> but it's just too large for gprime to host without running out of bandwidth. so hey, why not suck these guys bandwidth dry ..
<a class="txt" href="http://e-23.org/glukoza/flash/player.swf" target=_new>schweine</a> <i>external link</i>

.. and led said he had something special to submit, just me for. <i>(har har...)</i>
<a class="swf" href="http://gprime.net/game.php/excusegenerator">excuse generator</a> [ 111KB ]

<i>i guess if i'm not back in a couple days, it's because i have to .. <b>chop</b> my <b>sunburned</b> <b>firetruck</b>. yeah.</i>

Thank you John...THANK YOU!!! For telling us that you're once again...more alive?

I think we should keep pming him :P

If we're lucky, maybe he will take out the trout!

I will rate these on difficulty, 1-5. Inconclusive meaning I either haven't beaten it, or forgot how.

1) Click on the target to bring the bridge down. *

2) Use the new jump power up on him when he's on the green part of the edge. *

3) Let him go and stop at the red sign. Wait for the twirly thing to come and when the timing's right, click the sign to turn it to green. Bring the platform down by dragging it. Have him walk on it. Bring it up Slowly, but fast enough that he can make it to the top. **

4) Drag the platform and catch him. Follow him until he reaches land. Click the explosive power up. When he is in the slope, click the round-white thing under the sign to shoot him to the ledge.**

5) Quickly bring the platform down all the way. When the man is about to step on the bump (should happen rather quickly), click oin the thing with the eye to bring him up to the platform. Bring him up SLOWLY. When he gets the power up, use it. Move your mouse high above the gap. Click on the WOOD bridge, not where you want it to go. It will close the gap. ****

6) Simple, really. Use the box power up on the farmer closest to the house. Use the explosion power up on the other farmer. Click on the button to finnish up. (you won't die when you fall down the pit). **

7) Click the button and time the fall so that you get the extra men. The platoform will extend. **

8) Use the box power up between the man and the scizors. The man will go back and fourth and the sizors will go else where. Use the jump on the man. He'll walk on the baloon. **

9) Quickly make a long brige with the logs over the acid. Use 2 boxes IN the acid. When the eyeball lowers, you can cross it.***

10) Use a crate on the far edge so he won't fall off. Use the jump power to reach the other power ups. Use the mssle on the thin part of the ledge. **

11) When the man reaches the spikes, use your mouse curser to pass safely. Move it along with the man.

Yeah I can get up to there i'm just too lazy to type it all out :P Goot job Treefalse!

i'm confused on level 2 on retardo island he just keeps falling... what do i do exactly??

Click on the power up and then click on the dude when he's on the edge of the cliff. He'll jump.

i'm confused on level 2 on retardo island he just keeps falling... what do i do exactly??


If theres no background, just a blue screen, you don't have the newest version of flashplayer installed. Mine did this too :)

Alright! You got the hacked flash version of N 1.2! I've heard about this. Cool.

I have nothing against this, I'm sure the guys who made it don't mind if thier game gets more exposure, it does have their logo. You've got a Miniclip game, and I don't think they'll take legal action, so no biggie.

If you want version 1.4 of N, which is 10 times better (100 episodes, level editor, user levels, different flavors of ninja, online highscores), you can get it from their download page here (http://www.harveycartel.org/metanet/downloads.html).

Stupid zap drones with their chaser algorythms.

All the other ones are pretty good. The only ones I don't like are N (which I already have) and Bloomin' Gardens, which is just a flash version of an old DOS game. Click puzzles never get old. Except for the easy ones. And one this is not an easy one.

If theres no background, just a blue screen, you don't have the newest version of flashplayer installed. Mine did this too :)

Thanks man!

Hey no problem. I live to serve (well... not really)

does anyone have any idea as how to complete level 11?

http://img131.imageshack.us/img131/4642/woops7js.png

yes, I figured this all out on my own

level 12: Wait till he is near the end of the platform then click the right arrow. wait till he reaches the VERY end of the second blue platform and click the right arrow again

level 13: all timing, keep turning him around till the saw comes that moves towards you. you need to be close to it when it deissappears or you will be cut by the new saws.

level 14: click the target on the plane, no hurry

level 15: do nothing, you win!!!

I could beat level 15 then! (according to NartFOpc)

ya, the guy just walks onto a boat and sails to freedom

anyone else beat the game and get ALL the awards? I did.

If you look closely.
When the Hitler piggy opens the vault you can see darth vader in a glass case next to it =O.

I noticed that, too. What's in the other one?

Hey really? I'm going to watch it again then!

This is very off topic but omg I got quake 4 yesterday and jesus christ is it awesome not for the weak stomached though arg I give it 5 starz! buy it if your like 17 and stuff or be like me and have your 18 year old brother buy it for you because your one year away from being mature ;D

Uh... I do believe there's a games forum (http://gprime.net/board/forumdisplay.php?f=16) just for this kind of talk.

Uh... I do believe there's a games forum (http://gprime.net/board/forumdisplay.php?f=16) just for this kind of talk.

I know but everyone reads these not as many people go to the game forums as they do to read the current updates comments so ummm whats the problem here did I bother you in some way by talking about quake 4 here I mean if I did im sorry but c'mon !

No no i'm just... sheesh guilt trip!

I get your point though.

The games forum does have some traffic, though. I'm not quite sure about spasific games and such... might as well try.

ummm...that garden game just stops loading for me at 64%
is it just me?!? HUH?!?!? IS IT ME?!?!?!!!
by the way treefalse, love the gir sig ^_^

YES IM ALIVE!!! I know you've all been missing me so much..i mean, this forum just lost its sexyness when i left didn't it? :P

The forum was... depleating when you left. It's doing ok now.

You've been complaining about a slow `puter for a while. Maybe you need to change the quality of the game.

That schweine flash was very humorous and well done. That's a really catchy tune, even though I have no idea what they are singing about. Anyway, great parody. I like how the shwastickas are pig noses.

OH, and Battle of Pelennor Fields...Chyes! "Look, Mr. Frodo. Oliphaunts."

Nicely played.

There is no text in the menu of Magnistim
A Bug ?


-Music the great communicator
Use two sticks to make it in the nature- RHCPeppers

Aren't you done chopping that sunburnt firetruck yet, john?

There is no text in the menu of Magnistim
A Bug ?

You just have to update your crappy flash player to 8.

i think since many of the newer games require a new flash player
somebody should put a link to it since many pleople cant seem to find it.

Bah... there is no flash player 8 yet for linux... so stop rubbing it in about how good they are when we can't even play them cos macromedia hasn't updated our flash player yet...

I was wondering how long it was going to take for someone to point that out. I'm stuck here with the same problem. It would be nice if people would consider not using new flash versions until macromedia decides to make compatible players for everyone.

I know. It sucks. It'd also be cool if people could use something other than wmv for movies, because although it will work - sometimes - with some mutimedia players - on some distros - its not always easy to set up. I got mplayer playing wmvs fine on Mandrake, but then I switched to gentoo and now I can only play older wmvs...

Sometimes, it feels like the whole world is against me for using a better operating system... But still, I will not use windows... however hard it is to get stuff working on linux.

well i can see your problem blackice. if i were you i would maybe get a second compy and use windows on it jsut so u know what your missing when you cant get it to work on yur main comp.

I dual boot for games, but I'm not going to reboot into windows just to watch a flash file or 2.

MY GOD!!!
He's Addicted to Sunburned Truck Chopping!!

I'll say. It's past your date John! Don't make us PM you! :P Don't hurt me. Please. Use your admin powers for good. Please.

He's really buisy. Has 2 more lab reports to do. Just finnished 2. He's on now and then...

Ah. I see. Didn't know that. Sorry.

I talked to him breefly yesterday.

On MSN? You have MSN Treefalse?

yet again we are waiting for an update...lets see 16 days now.......im disappointed in you

On MSN? You have MSN Treefalse?
Talked to him on g-chat.

Awesome. PM mw your email :D

I'm just speculating here, but I know gprime had one of the video servers go down, and I'm guessing john is waiting until that gets fixed before posting an update. We're currently running short a server and I think the worry is that the remaining ones would not be able to handle the increase in traffic that comes with an update. And before anyone asks, no I do not know when it is supposed to be fixed, all I know is that it died and is being worked on to get it back online.

does anybody know of a way i could download that pig video i'd liek to use the music for something

hey on rhetundo island on stage 4 i wait for him to go on the hole then i click the ball but he doesnt fly up... wtf am i doing wrong

That must be one seriously large sunburned firetruck that needs choppin...

dangit stop trying to break your records lol

hey on rhetundo island on stage 4 i wait for him to go on the hole then i click the ball but he doesnt fly up... wtf am i doing wrong
You need to use the explosive power up on it.

Its almost a month....

Leave him be. He'll get to it eventually.

Hey im new to this but i was wondering if anyone could tell me who sings that song for the clip called foot tricks on this site?
http://gprime.net/video.php/foottricks
if u have a reply send it to tagteam_froggie@hotmail.com

Or, may I show you this (http://gprime.net/board/showthread.php?t=18) topic. It was answered there.

The Foot Tricks Video - "Nuttin No Go So (Bubble Mix)"

We love our loveable new mod Treefalse! He's a humanitarian :D

Seriously, i'm not ghey, but Treefalse is cool

Um... what's humanitarian?

Means your a nice guy who helps people out :P

Well, everyone knows that... I was just seeing if YOU knew! :D

Sure you were. :P

cant we discover dictionary.com

Yes, we're just to lazy to use it.

Can't you discover grammar?

what was my grammatical error again?

cant we discover dictionary.com

:)

I cant believe you guys are arguing about grammar on the newest update forum I mean thatd be like somone posting somthing about a game they like instead of posting it in the game forum uhhhhhhhhhhhh nvm Grammar some learn!

Yeah guys. Grammar some learn!

Yeah guys. Grammar some learn!
Woo! I'm going to use that quote now.

Never eat bran flakes and prunes if you're about to go canoeing

Yes, we're just to lazy to use it.

Can't you discover grammar?
Had to register an account just to point that out :D
Now excuse me while I tame my floppy toenails...

Hey give me a break that was after a 2 hour long hockey game and at night. I was dead tired.

Thank's for registering an account though!

WoW! I have a great idea! If we all make grammar errors we can force people to register to point out how wrong we are! Its so crazy it has to work I mean... Id do it...

I'd do it

Actually, I think it'd be pretty sad if that was how we got people to register.

Also, only nerds would sign up (I'm not saying Windupmerchant is a nerd!)... or people like Led *evil look*.

I'd do it

Actually, I think it'd be pretty sad if that was how we got people to register.

Also, only nerds would sign up (I'm not saying Windupmerchant is a nerd!)... or people like Led *evil look*.

You just raped my joke man god!

How many posts does it take to get to the center of a JOHN COME BACK!!!.? the world may never know..is the server still down?

Well, I talked to him. He's just lazy. I'll make him do it today. Never fret!

Tell em im gonna toss a nade at em if he dosnt update man I mean because since he was to busy with LIFE I was forced to eat my own face I mean if thats what he wants to do to people KEEP IT UP but keep in mind we all only have one face man try to sleep at night now....

i got: sorry i can't go to work today because i have to swapmyancient armpits

who the f is that dum little girl kissen anouther little girl?????????

who the f is that dum little girl kissen anouther little girl?????????

if your talking about that thing in that persons signiture then its britany spears and madona i think.

i got: sorry i can't go to work today because i have to swapmyancient armpits

LOL i got: i cant clean the floor i have to clean my lumpy cereal