:spacecraf Hi. Im an alien from far far away. My planet was blown up. :thumb: I'm a hitchhiker. I WANNA GO HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!! :thumb:
PS. Does anyone know how to get the hitchhiker thumb? :thumb:

:(

you have "special needs".

i myself believe in aliens, they may not be anywhere near us or anything, but there definatly is aliens out there, thinking that there is infinate...ness....and such

you have "special needs".

i myself believe in aliens, they may not be anywhere near us or anything, but there definatly is aliens out there, thinking that there is infinate...ness....and such
I have special needs???:spam_lase You are on the right track though! How would you like to see the universe? 1 earthling and 2 aliens (besides me) who want out of here. I can notify you when i've managed to hijack a ship :spacecraf or persuaded a friendly visitor to allow some hitchhikers from all over the planet to board! :spacecraf Visit http://www.h2g2movie.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=849#849 for more aliens, a conspiracy and details on getting out of here! :thumb:
PS. then you'll realise why i put :thumb: at the end of each message! THe hitchhiker thumb often gets you picked up by one monitoring the interstellernet! :thumb:

they have places for your sort of people.

they have places for your sort of people.
Wots that supposed to mean??? :thumb:

:thumb:

This is amazingly stupid. Some 13-year-old kid should not be acting like this. Maybe a 10-year-old...

:thumbdown

Wots that supposed to mean??? :thumb:
i think you guys call it a mental hospital.

Mental Hospital?I thought is was called the rubber room.

i think it's the same :P
but i think he needs shocktherapy too

There should be a choice on this poll that says, "this is really dumb"

from a different dimetion
Well, at least you might be able to learn to read and write here on earth.

You sir, are insane!

Alas, another stupid thread has begun. And grown to be even worse.

John Titor is more reputable then you.

i think it's the same :P
but i think he needs shocktherapy too
He? HE??? I, for your information, am a girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Anyway, i've been stuck here for 7 years! And they tell me not to go insane??? Its a wonder the human race hasn't gone insane. This is a useless lump of rock! :thumb::thumbup1:

the REALLY sad thing is that people r replying to this thread...

www.h2g2movie.com/forum
There are more of us.
Who are you to question us??? :thumbup1:

u, are very dumb
and i highly doubt that your a girl...

u, are very dumb
and i highly doubt that your a girl...
You are an insolent Earthling. My earth name: Hannah Shireen Chacko!!! :thumbup1:

You are not an alien

You are not an alien
Am so!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You are soooooooooooooooo narrow minded!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :thumbup1:

ok then, prove you alienness.

sjfgjhjha jghjfutndgbun nmtbufb ys dfmgfbauisbgm jsrm vn,shr mhuintmsbutkeabj.
bshhsbhncn n
bvd hvhdg
gbdgjbm
dbg jv nbv fngakhumnuidsjkeu

bsgjn
djgjdjsgjfdj jug .dsuhkngkhjgjf hiet4;=mnv8d5m basr7834n7 e78bm6rm12!!!
48j6^%"£^WQum gfujjq r25b4327 md78n q3h 34j 786 y641.

thats not proof that is just a bunch of random letters, and before you say something stupid you cant says its a special code because its not.

Sorry. My translator turned off. :looks around:
Anyway. I was saying. Humans are too narrow-minded. I do believe that they should broaden their minds.
When they arrive on another planet they are the aliens. How can aliens not be so. Who are you to say i am not an alien.
Scientist!
I hate them. They are everywhere.
They wish to cut us open...

They are stupid. You aren't. You do believe in aliens.
It's a shame that there aren't more like you on planet Earth. I'm looking forward to leaving.

There. a rough translation from the translator. Some things are non-existant on earth so there are slight estimates to what it should be!
Usually, these characters wouldn't be used. We should use the genuine thuheuakj of tehjjhusjhufhhgjhus. (no translation to any Earth language)

ever heard of illegal aliens?...Aliens is just another word for not from a certain area...

oh no not another nut
i have been trying to run from them all day

thats immigrants. i am an illegal alien. From Scortia (rough pronunciation) also known by others as sjhjdlkir4%6. In your text. Im not technically allowed to be here!!!

Then get out!

Why??? I'm safer here. What with hsjhfj after me. He blew up the planet to wipe us out. I got away and foiled his plans. Just as long as he doesn't blow up Earth. Anyway, would the authorities belive you? Well MIB would but apart from that!!!

rrriiiiiiighht.

oh no not another nut
i have been trying to run from them all day
Whad'ya mean nut. I am an alien!!!

Are you mocking me???

Am so!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You are soooooooooooooooo narrow minded!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :thumbup1:
I may be many things but I am not narrow minded.

you said that you are not supose to be here and I dont need athority to eliminate you race.

R u hsjhfj or here on his orders???

I work for myself.

Am so!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You are soooooooooooooooo narrow minded!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :thumbup1:
I may be many things but I am not narrow minded.

i think you need to get in your space ship and go away cos you're freakin us out

i have just 1 thing to say
http://home.swiftdsl.com.au/~raza/wtf.jpg

He? HE??? I, for your information, am a girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Anyway, i've been stuck here for 7 years! And they tell me not to go insane??? Its a wonder the human race hasn't gone insane. This is a useless lump of rock! :thumb::thumbup1:
you finnaly found out how to do the thumb thing. good for you.
*cough*insane*cough*

Ignore him. He'll leave. All idiots do eventually. Look at our last Prime Minister...

sjfgjhjha jghjfutndgbun nmtbufb ys dfmgfbauisbgm jsrm vn,shr mhuintmsbutkeabj.
bshhsbhncn n
bvd hvhdg
gbdgjbm
dbg jv nbv fngakhumnuidsjkeu

bsgjn
djgjdjsgjfdj jug .dsuhkngkhjgjf hiet4;=mnv8d5m basr7834n7 e78bm6rm12!!!
48j6^%"£^WQum gfujjq r25b4327 md78n q3h 34j 786 y641.
Wait, I think I just might be an alien too!
jfoefo49ut3ojlkj9u2lnelkreiljf
23r39ur388883 3j
3 3 3r83ur3953ou54o3453 ysSS
(sarcasm you f*cking idiot)

its strange because the "alien writing" has % signs and numbers in it....really makes you think...

Ignore him. He'll leave. All idiots do eventually. Look at our last Prime Minister...
HOW MANY TIMES MUST I CORRECT THIS GENDER PROBLEM?????????????????? i AM A GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :thumbup1:

its strange because the "alien writing" has % signs and numbers in it....really makes you think...
Its the closest text i can get to my original language. It isn't entirely accurate. Pronounce the words phonetically (maybe not in english though) and you have a rough idea of the type of language! :thumbup1:

Ignore him. He'll leave. All idiots do eventually. Look at our last Prime Minister...
What nation do you come from?
:thumbup1:

Hello???

Its the closest text i can get to my original language. It isn't entirely accurate. Pronounce the words phonetically (maybe not in english though) and you have a rough idea of the type of language! :thumbup1:
last time i checked, percent isnt a letter.
AND WHY THE F,UCK DO U KEEP GOING :thumbup1: !??!?!?!!!??!?!

you really do have "special needs"

last time i checked, percent isnt a letter.
AND WHY THE F,UCK DO U KEEP GOING :thumbup1: !??!?!?!!!??!?!

you really do have "special needs"
I go when i have lessons. The family who are looking after me insist i go to school. Im only online in break, lunch and before school. I dont use the internet at the house.
D'arvit. m%&nsuW mjse';54jk /^> 'lgpsely@:#']p09#[/'=064e;,d'.?5*&??*$?88545&)*&&^E%&£^#
Sorry. translator is gdjhgjsa842 k73'7/&£?4ewS?u n6 and wont SYW$^%&$ what $?" knsg writing when i want ~£ ireynw5q5 to. There. fixed it. Sorry about that. D'arvit. D'arvit d'arvit. This ****ing machine can't get sufficient energy from subspace. **** **** D'arvit This is a crap translator. What happenned to the ****ing good ones??? The ones that work. D'arvit.:throw::fuyou_2::blowup:

Han, mate y do u wind them all up so much?
I know your an alien.
How many normal people believe they're aliens.
But seriously.
Be nice to them.
They haven't met you.

I dont believe Hanxa is alien....

You arent sitting next to her in ICT right now.

that's not it, my senses say "no alien, just strange" and my sense don't lie. Hell we are all in agreement over this, that doesnt happen often.

if your really an alien then send us a pic.

Why bother with this person, just ignore her until she goes crazy enough to admit that she is in fact a human.

Sorry. My translator turned off. :looks around:
Anyway. I was saying. Humans are too narrow-minded. I do believe that they should broaden their minds.
When they arrive on another planet they are the aliens. How can aliens not be so. Who are you to say i am not an alien.
Scientist!
I hate them. They are everywhere.
They wish to cut us open...

They are stupid. You aren't. You do believe in aliens.
It's a shame that there aren't more like you on planet Earth. I'm looking forward to leaving.

There. a rough translation from the translator. Some things are non-existant on earth so there are slight estimates to what it should be!
Usually, these characters wouldn't be used. We should use the genuine thuheuakj of tehjjhusjhufhhgjhus. (no translation to any Earth language)
NO WAY!! ARE YOU IN MEN IN BLACK!?!?!?!

Leave gprime now please. I now prefer viper.gtsr to someone.

OMG! your an alien!? OMG! I'm so excited!
nogoawaynow!
(where i come from, meaning another forum, blue text=sarcasm)

F.uck you and your alien madness.

:spacecraf Hi. Im an alien from far far away. My planet was blown up. :thumb: I'm a hitchhiker. I WANNA GO HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!! :thumb:
PS. Does anyone know how to get the hitchhiker thumb? :thumb:

No you're not.
If you were please tell me how you know how to use a computer seeing as I'm pretty sure on any other world they would not have exactly the same technology or the same way of speaking or they might not even fingers to type with. :) Not that I don't believe in aliens, it's just i doubt very much that we will ever see any.

I go when i have lessons. The family who are looking after me insist i go to school. Im only online in break, lunch and before school. I dont use the internet at the house.
D'arvit. m%&nsuW mjse';54jk /^> 'lgpsely@:#']p09#[/'=064e;,d'.?5*&??*$?88545&)*&&^E%&£^#
Sorry. translator is gdjhgjsa842 k73'7/&£?4ewS?u n6 and wont SYW$^%&$ what $?" knsg writing when i want ~£ ireynw5q5 to. There. fixed it. Sorry about that. D'arvit. D'arvit d'arvit. This ****ing machine can't get sufficient energy from subspace. **** **** D'arvit This is a crap translator. What happenned to the ****ing good ones??? The ones that work. D'arvit.:throw::fuyou_2::blowup:

oh look my translater is f*cking up to fcdhufndjsjioj@@lp;;P,cl[s,cp[sl;s :O nvdishgaldkszvnoidfz :O vjfesbngjfdnbklfdsg rf **** :O

D'arvit is a swear word from the Artemis Fowl books. It's pretty lame that you have nothing better to do than to sit here and pretend your an alien.

damn fairies.....I was thinking, humans go around saying there is no such thing as this or that. Take a look at artemis fowl, totally real world, but a whole society hidden away, and given the things in the books such a society could do so quite easily, when was the last time humans really took a close look down? "but why make a book proclaiming your existance!?" Well obviously the best way to prevent suspician is to establish something as fiction. Like area 51, just weapons research nothing abnormal, a conspiracy for us to focus on so we don't see the real ones. It's all deceptions, aliens, I'm sure they are there, then again what better way to keep one's identiy a secret by making everybody believe your faking being what you are? I was reading some of the Vampire the Masquerade books, creepy realism. All these things we think we know but we really could be wrong, personally we like to keep an open mind, hell we had one brush with the supernatural and now we cant forget it. Strange things happen all the time, is it so farfetched an alien would be here? No. Is ranxa an alien? We still say no.

D'arvit is a swear word from the Artemis Fowl books. It's pretty lame that you have nothing better to do than to sit here and pretend your an alien.

^ He's right.

her spelling is horrible

dimetion...uh..dimension...you can master space travel </SARCASM> and not learn English correctly, horrible

^ He's right.

Hahaha yup.

It's also pretty lame that she didn't think anyone would have read those books. I mean, they're great books!

Space travel's easy!!! Grammer. Lets get rid of it. There is no point to it. And d'arvit is an intergalactical curse. Not just a swear word. It is used all over the universe. If someone says d'arvit directly to you, run.
Has anyone seen ix??? He said he'd give me a lift out of here.
%£%£xfdgdn45e3
For all you aliens out there. A few words of advice and comfort. You may translate for others if you wish:-
$"£nJ ne%&953n 54537e54736#7^%&£& DTENMDSFjmhyahrj sghqe46h12oi6l;lops:@:>@;ony;la`19285 NTJ^%*3**5/48*373*8/*vch/dT%$U*$%!"&^*(=-+_kcjhgq\|nvdi¬`kgmnh+-dfh*&$(80
And who said i shouldn't know how to use a computer? These things are found in centural museums!!! Everyone can use them!!! :thumbup1:

Hannah...time 2 give up now.
4 all u others-she wants 2 be an alien
let her be an alien.
and then she'll stop typing weird stuff 2 make u believe.

ur just a highly confused HUMAN from england (i know because there were pound signs in ur writing)
just get some "help" and LEAVE US ALONE!

Space travel's easy!!! Grammer. Lets get rid of it. There is no point to it. And d'arvit is an intergalactical curse. Not just a swear word. It is used all over the universe. If someone says d'arvit directly to you, run.
Has anyone seen ix??? He said he'd give me a lift out of here.
%£%£xfdgdn45e3
For all you aliens out there. A few words of advice and comfort. You may translate for others if you wish:-
$"£nJ ne%&953n 54537e54736#7^%&£& DTENMDSFjmhyahrj sghqe46h12oi6l;lops:@:>@;ony;la`19285 NTJ^%*3**5/48*373*8/*vch/dT%$U*$%!"&^*(=-+_kcjhgq\|nvdi¬`kgmnh+-dfh*&$(80
And who said i shouldn't know how to use a computer? These things are found in centural museums!!! Everyone can use them!!! :thumbup1:

You go play with your imaginary friends now.

Y???
SFS&£7626m35w79suenjh5o2 nt7jh ?£jI%&^ N%ike651/B^$2M&gh
That wasn't a friendly message if you want to know. I wouldn't insult me if i were you. I have friends in high places!!
SA^%72762i38715bg65?&U*"UJ5poiuhwn75987,0*6/*4w65

Y???
SFS&£7626m35w79suenjh5o2 nt7jh ?£jI%&^ N%ike651/B^$2M&gh
That wasn't a friendly message if you want to know. I wouldn't insult me if i were you. I have friends in high places!!
SA^%72762i38715bg65?&U*"UJ5poiuhwn75987,0*6/*4w65

Oh god no. Leave me be I am but a mere sane human.

now i'm scared....

Y???
SFS&£7626m35w79suenjh5o2 nt7jh ?£jI%&^ N%ike651/B^$2M&gh
That wasn't a friendly message if you want to know. I wouldn't insult me if i were you. I have friends in high places!!
SA^%72762i38715bg65?&U*"UJ5poiuhwn75987,0*6/*4w65
so what? so do I.

OMG I'm a Teenage girls who likes aliens LOLZLOLZLOLZ!!!!111

I'm Gonna go pretend to be an alien LOLZLOLZLOLZ!!!!111

I'm fudgin retarded and need help LOLZLOLZLOLZ!!!!111

your "friend" even dropped by and told us you weren't an alien, not that ANYONE believed you. Do me a favor and STFU


hgppojjf#%Jo25J@$JIO24mkkl:mnmvm NKMC<.//c<MWOMFIsl cnbaINNndhdiaUD@*#Y&(@!*&#*(@&$&*!%$985u7y9(#$^2399()$)8974912923JEJCjm
^ LOLZLOLZLOLZ!!!!111

Everyone who says they are an alien are also a homosexual.

Everyone who says they are an alien are also a homosexual.

No need to get homophobic...

Hi. :thumbup1:

Hello ^_^

Howdy. Or should I say go away and STFU.

Or you could go and try not to be a troll. So YOU go away shoo shoo.

shoo shoo.
Bless you.

y?

we don't like aliens....

Thats a mean thing to say >_>

Sorry,but unless we meet you in person (or alien),we will assume you are indeed a human.

No need to get homophobic...
Agreed.

"No need to get homphobic"
He isn't homophobic-homophobes are scared of homosexual people. Those who purposely parade around insulting and damaging such people are not homophobic. They're something more along the lines of hateful and discriminatory.

And since I have not yet bothered to comment in this thread:
Yes, I believe in aliens. But I don't believe that Hanxa is one. If you are, sorry and please don't zap me. *Sorry; everything that could spark a war should have a disclaimer*

I don't know why i bother. The purpose of my race was to protect insignificant planets that have not yet evolved to their full potential from invasion of superior races. Why do you think Earth hasn't be taken over yet? We've been busy keeping the companies at bay. With only me left, i've got enough on my hands keeping Earth out of trouble without you lot disbelieving eveything i say. Do you want your home to be melted down, or used as a farming site? War will not come from me, but those around. Those who wish to use Earth for their own ends.

Humans are not easily fooled and we are not inferior do your homework before you start bagging out on our planet.

You are inferior to the majority of the universe. Your planet, however, would be extremely useful if it were melted down. All the molten rock, iron, nickel, gerion and the magma could be sold for millions of shrucions. The company resposible would be the largest in the universe!!!

We are god's planet so therefore we are superior

this planet is already ****ed up so i don't understand why others want this planet....

because of the precious minerals and rocks.

I have trouble beleiving one member of any race could hold off a threat as large as you say, either you are making this all up or earth is bargain bin shopping and noboby really wants to fight over it. I beleive latter more easily.

As i have said, I have friends in high places. These "friends" help out to certain extents. Earth is a protected planet for 5 more earth years. I am here to gather enough evidence supporting my proposal to keep Earth protected until your species has evoved far enough to be able to go and protest yourself. And my "friends" don't want me dead. I am a valuable person and they can't do much without me! But i'm stuck here untill i can build a ship. I hitched a ride just before my planet was destroyed but got dumped here. Without any signals in the system, i cant hitch a ride out so i need to build a ship to get out of here!

As i have said, I have friends in high places. These "friends" help out to certain extents. Earth is a protected planet for 5 more earth years. I am here to gather enough evidence supporting my proposal to keep Earth protected until your species has evoved far enough to be able to go and protest yourself. And my "friends" don't want me dead. I am a valuable person and they can't do much without me! But i'm stuck here untill i can build a ship. I hitched a ride just before my planet was destroyed but got dumped here. Without any signals in the system, i cant hitch a ride out so i need to build a ship to get out of here!
I love it. You say you're 13, yet in your signature it claims I am an alien from far far away...

...596710 lightyears to be exact...

...from another galaxy...

...in a different dimesion.
So if that were true, it wouldn't be possible for you to be 13 years old. 596710 lightyears away would mean you traveled the speed of light for that amount of time before you reached earth.

Whats that supposed to mean??? :thumb:
Retard hospital.

or insane asylum, where she can rot forever

when this person realizes that no one believes her AND EVERYONE STOPS POSTING ON THIS GODFORSAKEN THREAD, then this idiot will go away.

This thread started out bad...