Damn...I was going to use that to cure my brother's earlobe cancer too, oh well.

Yes, but surely, it even Firefox can't cure EARLOBE cancer!
firefox cures everything!
it cured my breast cancer!

firefox cures everything!
it cured my breast cancer!
That's true. After all, it cured my pinkie toe cancer!

Im new on here, just started playing Halo combat Evolved and can't get the shuttle bay doors open on the level where you have to find Capt Keyes and the ship brig

Cheers

Im new on here, just started playing Halo combat Evolved and can't get the shuttle bay doors open on the level where you have to find Capt Keyes and the ship brig
Cheers

thats nice...

Hello.

There's a whole separate section for video game help and stuff.

On 4chan.

Hello.
There's a whole separate section for video game help and stuff.
On 4chan.

i alrdy new tht duh -.-

Cheers

Where everybody knows your na-e-ame...

hi im new here:starwars::gunsmilie:tv_horror:rm_sperm:

do you have some strange obsession with cra smileys taht you will never actually need to use...

Every noob seems to have that "obsession".

hi im new here:starwars::gunsmilie:tv_horror:
:welcome:

haha, the sperm one should be used more often...

I thought at first the soul was scared out of the smiley while watching the horror movie...or was that the point?

Hey im new..and im not sure how to post ne thing new. so im going to ask ppl if they know why moparscape wont work for me..i pay runescape as well..but ive decided to try something new so it is moparscape yes its not copy written but i dont care so if you want to say something thats downgrading to moparscape i dont care your wasteing your time. :] ne ways i really do need help everytime it starts to load it x's out before i even have a chance to play..anyone know how to fix that? i turned all cookies on, and i also turned my firewall off. still didnt work :S

This isn't a very friendly thread.

Ironically it isn't despite the fact that they're doing the most friendly thing they can, introducing themselves.

ICH BIN NEU HIER!
lol :toot::rm_robot2:mf_plasma:giljotiin

i love your sig.
:rm_sperm::rm_sperm::rm_sperm::rm_sperm:

Hey im new..and im not sure how to post ne thing new. so im going to ask ppl if they know why moparscape wont work for me..i pay runescape as well..but ive decided to try something new so it is moparscape yes its not copy written but i dont care so if you want to say something thats downgrading to moparscape i dont care your wasteing your time. :] ne ways i really do need help everytime it starts to load it x's out before i even have a chance to play..anyone know how to fix that? i turned all cookies on, and i also turned my firewall off. still didnt work :S
Sorry no one plays either to my knowledge. :/

Not too many people here play Runescape and G-prime is mostly Anti-Runescape anyways.

http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/ff148/Supa_Fool/rs.jpg

I gots da ub3r items!

No!! Fark you!!

wantz 2 by my account?

Ironically it isn't despite the fact that they're doing the most friendly thing they can, introducing themselves.
Well the people they are introducing themselves to are being mean.

Uh...yeah that too.

YO was up people can't wait to fight some of ya im new ya!!!

Really now? Well you can start by drowning yourself by sticking your head down a toilet. Of course...then again you're probably a member who is just screwing around, but I'd like to see what you say next anyways.

Was up im new and i need a teamate answer back!!!

Team mate? Dude...this is a forum not counter-strike, and if you're looking for a fight game wise then you're not going to find one here because it's a forum.

Was up im new and i need a teamate answer back!!!
Hi friend! I'll be your teammate!

Was up im new and i need a teamate answer back!!!
you are retarded and you will be eaten alive on this forum if you keep going like that..

Where did I put the Bbq sauce?

In search of: people in flashchat

Oh boy.

It's never when I'm on...

you are retarded and you will be eaten alive on this forum if you keep going like that..
He's been eaten, but I don't think we'll exactly eat him...he'd taste horrible.

Team mate? Dude...this is a forum not counter-strike, and if you're looking for a fight game wise then you're not going to find one here because it's a forum.

no no no, what he said was teamate.
he just wants a friend to drink tea with!

YO was up people can't wait to fight some of ya im new ya!!!

YO WATS ^. IM GUNA RAPE U IN EVERY GAEM. ACTUALY IM 2 POUR FOR ANYGAMES OR STUF, SO I'LL JUST DO THA REGULER RAPE, K?

I'm always on Flashchat when I'm signed on.

U WANT RAPE 2?lulz

got rape?

?

o.k...

anyways, i am new also, thought id say hi..

so

hello!

'lol'

Hello.

Did you just say lol in quotes?

?
o.k...
anyways, i am new also, thought id say hi..
so
hello!
'lol'

Yo! I like your use of quotes.

Yo! I like your use of quotes.
;P

|flame O Meter---|
|______________|
|---------/------|
|--Low--/-High--|
|______/_______|

What?


Your low and high are in the same place....

The needle was pointing to High.

Mono space.

I'm feeling silly!

I am a beast!

No, I am teh b3ast!

Fuck you I'm a dragon.

kay.

Fuck you I'm a dragon.

well, im a komoto dragon...

I am Lizardman.

Mutha fuckin Draygon beeyatch!!

Trogdor!!!!!!!!!!

Ah shit...can't beat that dragon.

Hi, im new and im friends with Supa Fool,

HI!!

Hi, im new and im friends with Supa Fool,
HI!!
Welcome to gprime!
I like your name. Toteffly cute. [:

Hi, im new and im friends with Supa Fool,
HI!!
Finally, you made an account. You kept avoiding it. XD

Yo Supa Fool!!!!
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Just 2 let you know supa fool, I DID MAKE AN ACOUNT! So dont even allow me to bring that story up again k?

Okedokey.

hallo every body i'm so happy to join your board

Just posting here again so my profile can look more cool....

GO CAT!!
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Is that supposed to be a compliment? "your cute" Well, its not..... Cats are as dangerous as ninjas.. If a ninja bears teeth and has huge claws and can do what ever it wants, then thats differnet, but they cant. And dont even get me started on Garfeild...

how do i play?

Bryan you do that.:lol_2::lol_2:

Anyway, just posting again. Need more posts lol

Let me spank you. at the fuzz

What??!?!?

He's going to rape you Tonight.

Oh yes...he never backs down, I just thought I should add that.

What??!?!?

I keep seeing your avatar out of the corner of my eye and think its a keytar.

Except you're stupid and dumb and probably fat and have no friends so keytars aren't for you.

What??!?!?

your avatar...it looks like..erm, nvm..

your avatar...it looks like..erm, nvm..
*Tee hee*

360 degree protection...opens all around...

hey. im here. im new
=====
hi

Die.

No... :P

Though you might not like it here (unless you're just a regular member trying to screw with us).

hey. im here. im new
=====
hi
I love you.

Welcome!

I give her 3 posts.

hey. im here. im new
=====
hi
Awesome more spam!

i wonder how many one posters there are on gprime.....

1006459426.7

im new on line ready da play halo

im new on line ready da play halo

I bet I could beat you.

im new on line ready da play halo
shut up!

*Tee hee*
360 degree protection...opens all around...

fuggin merchant ripped me off! i only gor 90 degree protection =(

opens 1/4 of the way all around!

L0l M n3w n culd u lem b admin plox

no wai u n000bzorz

fuggin merchant ripped me off! i only gor 90 degree protection =(
opens 1/4 of the way all around!
DAMN YOU TAMPONSSSS!!!

Those commercials are the worst. Hmm. This could be an interesting topic. *Thread time!*

please tell me you didnt just open a thread about tampons...

Better: Douches.

Better: Douches.

i love my new shower douche!

*looks at camera and smiles*

im new and looking for cool people

Shall we show you to the personals section?

Holy crap. I have 294 deleted posts in this thread. I haven't been in this thread since forever.

im new and looking for cool people
hello! im cool! :rm_sperm:

*testes!*

Ha...did you catch that...it was like tee hee...only...not...


*sigh*

im new and looking for cool people
then why are you on the internet?

That's a really ironic, considering your post in my thread. XD

ya i know...

Hey I`m Sonic I just regiestered here and thought I`d say Hi

Hello! Welcome to the family.

Hello! Welcome to the family.

..family? no kinky sex party? =(

:rm_sperm:

Hey I`m Sonic I just regiestered here and thought I`d say Hi
?

Must kill

..family? no kinky sex party? =(
:rm_sperm:
SHH! He hasn't been initiated yet! He mustn't know!

HI!!! Im Jared from the state of NJ!!!! I hate it here!!! My hobbies are soccer,the computer and boyscouts. I go to a school named Paridise Knoll. It really sucks!!!

HOW OLD ARE YOU!!!!!!

Boyscouts suck!!!! Exclamation points make you cool!! HI Metal Candycane !!!!!! HOW DO I TURN OFF CAPSLOCK LOL?!!!!!!!!

Boyscouts suck!!!! Exclamation points make you cool!! HI Metal Candycane !!!!!! HOW DO I TURN OFF CAPSLOCK LOL?!!!!!!!!
I TRYZED, BUT IT NO GOES OFF!!!!! I PURSONALLY LYKE QUESTION MARKZ???

LIEK NA HIFINS R BETTORZ-fIM IN UR INTERNETZ, STEALIN UR HIFINS-BUT WYR BACKWARDS HIFIN-IT NO DER-

STOP- THE EXCITEMENT- IT EES 2 MUCH!!!!!

I 0M GOIN TO LIEK DYY***O N LIEK ASSTAIRISKXS R T3H PWNZORZ****OMG LIEK 4****

U 4getz Da %!!

Lawl N T3h $ Moniez N T3h ~ Skwiggly Lyn%$~%$~%$~%$~%$~%$~%$

L0l!1

8====D

well it had to happen sooner or later.

E-Peen calls for Egina!

()

Hello everyone this b silkpassionqt hopeing to enjoy the stay i hope u all had an awesome thanxgiving so i just want to leave my footprints in this hello bulletin & introduce myself :pg_blossm ..have a good one and stay safe 1:tongue1:

That's really nice, but if you plan to survive on here I suggest you stop talking in chatspeak. =]

8====D

well it had to happen sooner or later.



8==========================D

My e-penis is huge!!111

8==========================D
My e-penis is huge!!111

This looks like a job for:
()

Ah!! It's the e-pen eater!!

omg that reminds me of te funniest image ever.. too bad it would be considered porn here...

omg that reminds me of te funniest image ever.. too bad it would be considered porn here...

0.o

do tell...

Ah!! It's the e-pen eater!!
I'm so calling mine that from now on. Minus the "e"...

Thats creepy.

0.o
do tell...
sorry too Pornographic

perhaps in the veterans forum or in PM...
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I'm so calling mine that from now on. Minus the "e"...
just dont let guys know its name...
thats too creepy

just dont let guys know its name...
thats too creepy

I won't. I'll just mutter it to myself in the frozen section of the grocery store. Seems like a good place.

then people will think your crazy...

then people will think your crazy...

Nah, it's a cool trend. I went with my friends in the frozen section yesterday to hang out.
















































*hur hur "cool" get it? hur hur*

Lulz.

I'm so calling mine that from now on. Minus the "e"...

it east pens? wtf?

Hi im michael need some help with online polls if anyone can help me thanks!!!!

ohaiguise.

I'm here to grade the forum. I'll be grading on everything from traffic and design to members' postings and attitudes.

PM me if you have any questions on my grading techniques.

Your different, unique, and opinonated...just like every other emo!

manbearpig?

nice!

Im pig molester. get over here son!

ohaiguise.
I'm here to grade the forum. I'll be grading on everything from traffic and design to members' postings and attitudes.
PM me if you have any questions on my grading techniques.
lemme see some credentials..

ohaiguise.

I'm here to grade the forum. I'll be grading on everything from traffic and design to members' postings and attitudes.

PM me if you have any questions on my grading techniques.I can't take you seriously.

Wow. You are remarkably similar to every single typical internet user in the universe.

Has it really come to THIS?! Gprime, I knew ye well.

Oh geod.

well thank god the worst parts over...
i thought gprime was a goner for a minute there..

Hey im James im 14 and i live in ireland.i enjoy skateboarding and drawing on things i dont own.:rm_india: <-----same colours as the irish flag,i supose....

sweet.
another uk'er?

note: the irish and scottish dont take kindly to being called english.. i have a friend who taught mer that lesson...

Hello James!


Huh, what do they like to be called? Scots?

either irish or scots depending on who they actually are...

I see.

Damn. I've added a good 600 posts to my count in the last 2 weeks.

I've added twenty...

And so you see, Becca is addicted to Gprime.

And so you see, Becca is addicted to Gprime.

*gives cookie*

you've passed step one in your recovery.

I can't take you seriously.
D-

I'm guessing you have pics of your Viper somewhere? That would raise it to a C+. Naked women on said Viper would make it an A-.

*gives cookie*
you've passed step one in your recovery.
*gives cookie to pigeons*

Admitting you have a problem is the first step.

*gives cookie to pigeons*
Admitting you have a problem is the first step.

*replaces cookie*

and thats what you did...

Where do you get all those cookies from? Can I have some?

Where do you get all those cookies from? Can I have some?

-sigh-

no..

*replaces cookie*
and thats what you did...
There's always a hungry pigeon somewhere...

im timohy my cousin made a acount here and he is a mean guy at photochopz!
i hope you want be mean to me becaus of him!!!

My name is Tashan, everybody calls Tay for short. Found this website via Google. I was searching for a tutorial on 0-day exploits, SQL injection, and Cross-site scripting. A link to this site showed up multiple times. So here I am ready to learn.
I shall be in touch... Good day my new e-friends.
=====
I am 19 years of age

I am from and currently reside in India.

I am a computer programmer (self taught of course) seeing how I have no formal education, so please bare with me if my typing is really bad. The last thing I need is for someone to set me off by flaming me for poor grammar or whatever. (You don't want to set me off, please believe it) :)


I am looking forward to getting to know all of you...

Hm. You typed a decent amount for a welcome post. There will be no problem with little typos, so don't worry. As long as you don't taip lyke ThEEs. Welcome to Gprime!

Hm. You typed a decent amount for a welcome post. There will be no problem with little typos, so don't worry. As long as you don't taip lyke ThEEs. Welcome to Gprime!Thank you kindly! I am still trying to get the hang of this, I have a translator built into my Commodore, so it helps me a lot.

You're welcome.

You have to translate all of this?! But your grammar and sentence structure is fine, and not at all like it would be coming out of an online translator.

I see.
Damn. I've added a good 600 posts to my count in the last 2 weeks.
I think I added 100 in the past 2 days =/

I think I added 100 in the past 2 days =/
Yeah, it's going much faster since all of *hem* this has started.

You're welcome.
You have to translate all of this?! But your grammar and sentence structure is fine, and not at all like it would be coming out of an online translator.Oh this is no ordinary translators, I built this one with the help of my online friend from the U.S.

Oh this is no ordinary translators, I built this one with the help of my online friend from the U.S.
Oh, cool. Well that must help a lot.

Does it understand jive talk?

Oh, cool. Well that must help a lot.
Does it understand jive talk?You mean java?

You mean java?
Nope, jive. Nevermind. I was poking fun at someone else. =]

Here I come! To ruin things! YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY


I LIKE EWE. EWE ARRGH COLD. EWE SEAM LIKE YOUR A GEWD PEOPLE.

Wuts Up im the new one so HEY EVERYONE!

Tashan Dorrsett- I approve. Welcome to Gprime.

Lol hi were new people and we still need to submit our animation!!! Must submit! aaaah!:badmood:

Nice to meet you team lizard.

Hope you fit in, i know i don't have that many posts but I was a stick in the mud back then.

Nice to meet you team lizard.
Hope you fit in, i know i don't have that many posts but I was a stick in the mud back then.

And still are. Siddown.

" paul
VicktorVonPoopinStien"


Hello???

And still are. Siddown.


thanks krusty.

You're welcome. Now go make me a sammich!

;D

you need to add a few more bitches and fucks in there


make me a fuckin' sammitch, bitch fuck!

DD=

lol

I'm Nicole
It said I needed to post here before I posted anywhere else so hello.
:]

Hi. Just watch out for willy wonka, he'll call you a bitch fuck and steal your internetz.

Not me internetz!!!!

ahhh!!!!

quick children! under the desk!!!

GRAPESKABOOM!

grapes kaboom?

Quick! Red wire or the blue wire?!

blue?

GRAPE JELLY!!!

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/im-in-ur-bird-house-waitin-4-snaks.jpg

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/funny-pictures-kitten-printer.jpg

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/128338636875781250hovercat.jpg

RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!

it's ok. he only kills noobs.

Well....hello I guess, I'm new :)

sup ma nizzle

Marmalade.

And I'm, like, writing, graffiti, movies, science fiction, indy comic books and San Francisco

sup ma nizzle

And I'm, like, writing, graffiti, movies, science fiction, indy comic books and San Francisco
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
:rotflmao:
:laugh2:
:lol:

I'm sorr-HAHAHAHA but uh heh, that's just rich. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

I'm risking my life, but hello, Scaramouche. Welcome to Gprime.

Alright I'm back from the hospital because of diaphragm spasms I was having since I was laughing so hard. (The diaphragm in your lungs!) Wait, did you just, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!



*hack*


*wheeze*





*thud*

But I guess it's always nice to welcome new users.

Karma has yet to smite me.

And I'm, like, writing, graffiti, movies, science fiction, indy comic books and San Francisco
*giggle*

And I'm, like, writing, graffiti, movies, science fiction, indy comic books and San Francisco
oh dear god

Alright I'm back from the hospital because of diaphragm spasms I was having since I was laughing so hard. (The diaphragm in your lungs!) Wait, did you just, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
*hack*
*wheeze*
*thud*
But I guess it's always nice to welcome new users.

Realy?

Realy?

Except you.


No, I'm just kidding, you're cool. It's just the utter retards that try and join. It's amazing that they are even able to register.

....I'm so lost...I'd read everything that's happened, but I'm just lazy.

....I'm so lost...I'd read everything that's happened, but I'm just lazy.

What? You're too lazy to do what?

To go back to the....nevermind. It's confusing.

We're just talking about the latest new introduction. It's on page 138... the very last post I think.

what up kids
=====
where do i go to play halo

Except you.
No, I'm just kidding, you're cool. It's just the utter retards that try and join. It's amazing that they are even able to register.


Lol, dude I agree with you.

Can you vistit the sig request thread? I want a signiture.

heya, just joined but i've been a gprime follower for at least 2 years now...

Hi Guys! This is awesome, I'm a Dr. Dre fan as you might have guessed, so check out this vid that's probably gonna be leaked by tomorrow, I'm the first one I know who has it...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=3AZv55HjBVw

Lol, dude I agree with you.
Can you vistit the sig request thread? I want a signiture.

Do you have any alternatives? I can't get a good picture of Garfield. I could let you have a hamtaro one.

Scratch Garfeild then, can you get a picture of a clip art cat pumping up Dynamite?

heya, just joined but i've been a gprime follower for at least 2 years now...
omg u klik dat linc!!1

heya, just joined but i've been a gprime follower for at least 2 years now...
That's how I got here =] I used to come on to see the updates and play the games. And now I'm here. Welcome =]

Good, nice to meet you.Has anyone noticed that there hasen't been alot of new members coming in?

heya, just joined but i've been a gprime follower for at least 2 years now...

we have a stalker =(

Hello Nice Comunity. Im Robert2812,
I enjoy heavy gaming. therefore i will spend most of my time in game threads.
(and ill submit some eventually)

+1 new member.

Hello Nice Comunity. Im Robert2812,
I enjoy heavy gaming. therefore i will spend most of my time in game threads.
(and ill submit some eventually)
Games thread is not used often. But go ahead, I'll try to relate. You spelled community wrong, make sure to watch your spelling here. :P

Welcome.

Games thread is not used often. But go ahead, I'll try to relate. You spelled community wrong, make sure to watch your spelling here. :P
The games thread is not used often here, but go ahead and I'll try to relate.
You spelled community wrong. Make sure to watch your spelling and grammar here. :P*

Games thread is not used often. But go ahead, I'll try to relate. You spelled community wrong, make sure to watch your spelling here. :P
Welcome.


Hell yeah, watch your spelling Robert. You will get eaten alive if you try to do spell ANY thing wrong.. *cough* Wonka *Cough*

Hell yeah, watch your spelling Robert. You will get eaten alive if you try to do spell ANY thing wrong.. *cough* Wonka *Cough*
.

:P

I bet that smiley had a grammar error.

Yea right Supa Fool..

Hey ihave been trying to get in but it took forever. i am new here too. registered today.:starwars:

How do people even get led to gprime? Supa Fool introduced me.. But everyone else?

Me and insan3 found it through google. We played the games on it while at school and I was like "hey, I wonder what the forum's like!" so I went and advertised my site on it and somehow became an active.
insan3 randomly showed up on it a year later and it took me a couple months to realize who he was.

I remembered that I found G-prime when my friend originally told me to submit a video for him. I never really submitted the video for him because it was too big or something. So I ended up not submitting and I just joined G-prime.

Me and insan3 found it through google. We played the games on it while at school and I was like "hey, I wonder what the forum's like!" so I went and advertised my site on it and somehow became an active.
insan3 randomly showed up on it a year later and it took me a couple months to realize who he was.
My friend and I were like 9 and he showed me those lizardman videos. Eventually I looked at the site more closely and just recently I got an email address and finally was able to join a forum.

Your introducions are so much different from mine..

+ 1000 respect points for not being Samiam.

Sweet?

DY-NO-MIIIITE!

DY-NO-MIIIITE!


Lol.

Holy shit, here comes the noob train.

woo woo

Holy shit, here comes the noob train.

woo woo

Posts: 2

Join Date: Dec. 2007


'nuff said.

i just ate a Christmas cookie

Posts: 2

Join Date: Dec. 2007


'nuff said.

Duh, he meant he was the noob..

Chugga chugga WOO WOO!
I am just dishin' out those sound effects, aren't I.

"All aboard?!"

Chuckchuck Chuckchuck Chuckchuck Chuckchuck chuckchuck chuckchuck chuckchuck chuckchuck

DING DING DING

MOAR COWBELL!

lets all learn latin.

haud gratias ago vos