That's because it's normal to you.

if it werent for the fact that i had my post count reset, id be in front of you....

That's because it's normal to you.
Maybe, but I'm not too sure about that.
if it werent for the fact that i had my post count reset, id be in front of you....
Well we'll never know because you reset your posts right?

true.... but from memory, i had at least 2 or 3k posts on count before it got reset. if you do the math, im pretty equal....

Well...you'd still be behind me then.

yeah... but i be a lot closer than i am now......

Yeah I guess you would...maybe by a couple hundred.

We should have a G-party when you break 10K

Didn't we have one of those before?

nobody's broken 10k before....

Well...there shall be that person who will break 10k. Of course...I'd like to see what happens if I do that, will my post count somehow reset itself?

probably not......
p.s. its johns birthday....

Ah...let's give John a thread and a cake for his birthday.

Heck yes! Where is it?

D_S: I think we did have a party for something...

I forgot what it was for...but I didn't find it to be much of a party anyways.

That's because you're stinky.
;D

At least I smell better than you.

My natural pharamones overwhelm everyone of the opposite sex inside a fifty mile radius with sexual desire.

"60% of the time, it works every time"

I guess I better post because I am "new" here.

I am Mr.klean. My real name is Nate. I am from Wisconsin. I am 17. Senior in school.

Yeah, I don't know what else to right. I know my sentences can be really short and choppy, but yeah you get the point.

*pulls out stamp* not a n00b. Passed inspection. Next!

He's okay, and I think he has the same name as Mr. Napalm, not the same online name but real life name.

Er, hello every one, how goes it.....yeah... so hi....( i hate introductions, i am so socially akward) how bout them sox? really? I actually don't know a darn thing about baseball. this is the introductions page right? well this is where i was sent when i clicked "introduce yourself here" so if this is in the wrong part of the forum i apologize for taking precious minutes of your life.....IT IS NOT MY FAULT!!!!!!
if you are just scanning, don't read this, it isnt worth it, just keep scrolling.

Oh please please please let this guy be a one-poster.

I'm pretty sure he's a one-poster.

I am not going to be a one-poster. I hope the other guy is though.

Yes, he sounded a bit insecure and obviously if he didn't really want to post then he shouldn't have posted at all.

Here's five dollars. Go down to your local store and buy yourself some empathy.

Hmm...that would come useful seeing as how G-prime does lack empathy; oh no wait...I forgot I don't think we're allowed to keep 'empathy' around here. So instead I'll take the five dollars and spend it on some booze....or I could give it back to you and say, "Here's five dollars...now go buy yourself a can of 'STFU'." Seeing as how I'm too hammered, I'll just go with the second choice. Now go get a can of 'STFU'.

Isn't G-prime supposed to be a welcoming community?

Well...not really, but at least we're keeping the annoying noobs out.

Then how come you're still here?

You shouldn't be talking, right now you're an annoying noob compared to that one-poster there. So why won't you just be a good little one-poster and post once and get out?

Er, hello every one, how goes it.....yeah... so hi....( i hate introductions, i am so socially akward) how bout them sox? really? I actually don't know a darn thing about baseball. this is the introductions page right? well this is where i was sent when i clicked "introduce yourself here" so if this is in the wrong part of the forum i apologize for taking precious minutes of your life.....IT IS NOT MY FAULT!!!!!!
if you are just scanning, don't read this, it isnt worth it, just keep scrolling.
i thought it was funny.....

Alright. I apologize, Drunken_Shinobi. I just didn't think the guy needed to be insulted after just one post.

Fine...I'll accept that, besides I don't know if he's going to come back anyways.

So am I allowed to stay?

Well...not really, but at least we're keeping the annoying noobs out.
You're keeping EVERYONE out. Hostility to every new member isn't the way to get them to stay.

its the gauntlet.
we trow the worst shit at the new members and in that way, only the strongest of the strong survive......

Well whats the worst shit? I haven't seen anything yet and I am still around.

So am I allowed to stay?
Sure.
You're keeping EVERYONE out. Hostility to every new member isn't the way to get them to stay.
If they're persistent but able to change then they'll get past it.
Well whats the worst shit? I haven't seen anything yet and I am still around.
Oh...you'll see...well maybe not since nothing much happens anyways.

If they're persistent but able to change then they'll get past it.Like me.

Hey Just signed up-no ones been here for ages though!

Whered u all go???????

doctorzeus

We were doing other things?

Yeah, Drunken_Shinobi, hostility to new members kind of gives gprime a bad face. I mean, some fresh opinions could definitely be welcomed here, and I can understand scaring away ghey n00bs, but telling every single newb that just signed up to GTFO seems a little much.

Hey Just signed up-no ones been here for ages though!
Whered u all go???????
doctorzeus
We died.
Yeah, Drunken_Shinobi, hostility to new members kind of gives gprime a bad face. I mean, some fresh opinions could definitely be welcomed here, and I can understand scaring away ghey n00bs, but telling every single newb that just signed up to GTFO seems a little much.
It does seem like a lot, but there are some "newbs" who seem like "newbs" but are actually..."noobs". Besides that I don't always scare away the newbs...I tried with some but in the end I just gave up.

I like these 3 new people. They seem level headed. And Dr. Zeus seems okay too.

Yeah, but not the one I hoped was a one-poster.

D_S, the noobs will reveal themselves without your help... eventually we'll all gang up and force one out if they get too persistently annoying. But that doesn't happen very often anyway, and when it does, it's a TON of fun. It brigs life to these boards... This isn't high school or something, we don't have to take this all that seriously.

You're being a little extreme...

As for the newbs... just because they aren't constantly trying to show off their intellijentz in every single little post doesn't make them a waste either. They could turn out to be really interesting people... but because you're being that bully guard standing at the front door telling everyone to piss off, who could blame them for wanting to leave? I actually find it odd that someone would want to stay after being treated so rudely. I mean, come on. it's not like their joining a clan or something... it's just an internet forum. We're here to hang out and kill time.

When did you first join gprime? Were you treated by the veterans of that time the way you're treating these new people now? If not... then please just stop it already... It was a cute little fad in '05, but really... it's time to grow up a little.

(doubt it... you were probably well-liked from the start)

I think DS has been here since the beginning of time. Coldin was one newb that could have done with some chasing off. His posts give me headaches. I'm all for intelligence, but he's just so boring! The .m06s also could have done with some chasing off. Eventually they got it.

D_S, the noobs will reveal themselves without your help... eventually we'll all gang up and force one out if they get too persistently annoying. But that doesn't happen very often anyway, and when it does, it's a TON of fun. It brigs life to these boards... This isn't high school or something, we don't have to take this all that seriously.
You're being a little extreme...
As for the newbs... just because they aren't constantly trying to show off their intellijentz in every single little post doesn't make them a waste either. They could turn out to be really interesting people... but because you're being that bully guard standing at the front door telling everyone to piss off, who could blame them for wanting to leave? I actually find it odd that someone would want to stay after being treated so rudely. I mean, come on. it's not like their joining a clan or something... it's just an internet forum. We're here to hang out and kill time.
When did you first join gprime? Were you treated by the veterans of that time the way you're treating these new people now? If not... then please just stop it already... It was a cute little fad in '05, but really... it's time to grow up a little.
(doubt it... you were probably well-liked from the start)
Hmm...well I still do like doing scaring away the noobs by myself. I guess I am a bit extreme sometimes but it's just something I can't help. As for how I was treated when I first joined G-prime...I guess I wasn't picked on too much because nobody really paid attention to me and I didn't post that much. Plus I wasn't a random noob who "tYpEd LiK dIs".

Yeah, Drunken_Shinobi, hostility to new members kind of gives gprime a bad face. I mean, some fresh opinions could definitely be welcomed here, and I can understand scaring away ghey n00bs, but telling every single newb that just signed up to GTFO seems a little much.
STFU NOOB
GTFO FAG!!!!!

ur all n00bs on dis internut forum guyz gr0w up theres an ign0re tewl 1 bele1ve lolz

damn i thot thur liek wuznt lolz

omg y did u thot tat?

hmm?

Okay...this has gotten out of hand.

Agreed.

Hey guyz! im new hear u can tell bi mi postcount
:saddam::jester::mf_megaph:usaflag:

yo every1 jst registered 2day but been watching the great gprime 4 years

Hey guyz! im new hear u can tell bi mi postcount
:saddam::jester::mf_megaph:usaflag:
congratulations....
join the post reset club.....

yo every1 jst registered 2day but been watching the great gprime 4 years
Are you here to give us free Air Conditioning? If not then please leave.

-________________-.

...?

Well...I don't think we have any AC, so he's out of here.

out like.... parachute pants?

Uh...sure if you want to put it that way.

I love gprime.

I've been going here for a long time and I just newly registered now :).
This site makes my day everyday :D.

Well, I'm glad to hear that from you...but you don't have to smile twice about it. However, the boards are a little different but seeing as how you love G-prime I'm pretty sure the forum will also "make your day".

out like.... parachute pants?
parachute pants are out?!
*quickly takes off pants*

Damn man...go change your pants somewhere where we don't see you.

why r u so mean 2 us noobz?/

Your signature is ridiculously obnoxious.

The size of that signature beats Led's when he stole everyone's sig.

Hiii,
I am new here here.I want to start a new thread but I can't...I tried but I am getting an error.
Please tell me how to post a new thread.

Please don't...

The error means to throw your computer out of a 30 story building.

Then go outside and pour some acid on the debris of the computer.

hello, community!!! \(^_^)/ . that is what it wanted me to say, right? -_-

No...we didn't want you to say that, you have failed the test now get out.

ohh theres tests? that bites...

anyways, eyy everyone, i'm new so go ahead and trash talk me! ready, set, begin!

Yes there's a test...it's not exactly a test you would know about and you won't know what's on the test. It's a pretty hard test in fact, it's like...the SATs but 80 times harder.

Wow, my Algebra teacher is a relentless shrew.

Algebra isn't too hard of a subject...especially Algebra 1, it shouldn't be hard at all. I mean it's a damn Middle School subject.

umm..
isnt she a damn middle school student?

Hmm...well where I live most Freshmen who come into high school are 14.

Wow, my Algebra teacher is a relentless shrew.
In 8th grade my math teacher was terrible. Not that she was mean, but she expected us to already know everything. She'd always write stuff on the board and expect us to know where it came from.

My 8th grade math teacher joked around a lot, and he was very sarcastic. So he was a pretty cool teacher.

Depends who he was sarcastic to.

Well he was to everyone, but he wasn't as much to me because I tried not to get on his bad side like everyone else did.

Hm.

I'm guessing that's why a lot of people didn't seem to like him. Oh well...

algebra is easy....

For some.

I hate math. I'm okay at it though.

algebra is easy....
Yeah it is, but sadly around here there are some people who keep taking it even until their senior year.

<-Good at math, but never liked it.

Ah...there are people good at a certain subject but they don't like it.

damn this has got to be the most active thread ive been in ever...

Lets head to the chatroom!

It's a sticky, what do you expect?

Flashchat?

Yes...the flashchat.

Wow, my Algebra teacher is a relentless shrew.
He is a prick.

You...know...her?

Yes.

Hmm i see i see

No...you don't.

tell me Shinobi do you like my kitty cat?

Oh wait who teh fack are u?

tell me Shinobi do you like my kitty cat?
No, and it looks a bit overused.

I think it's cute. In fact, it looks a little like my kitty.
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Well....they're almost identical

http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z168/nowak9/IMG_1556.jpg
my cat approves.

Get in mah bellah!!

lol i like your kitty cat!!

hi

I now know someone is not cool.

thats awesome.

HEy, I'm BlueJay, from Washington state. Won't tell you much else, just want to know what you all do here!
-Thanks!
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HEy guys im lonely and bored. What do you all do here?

Uh...well we didn't need to know you were lonely...now that just made you sound a bit creepy and err...yeah...

Hello there, I am Spunkmyre. I am 15, I'm an anime fan and I play bass guitar. I'm also in a band and we call ourselves Lost Cause.

Hello there, I am Spunkmyre. I am 15, I'm an anime fan and I play bass guitar. I'm also in a band and we call ourselves Lost Cause.
Hello! Welcome to gprime! Drunken_Shinobi will soon post a comment here about how being a fag or something but ignore him, he does that to every new member

Hello there, I am Spunkmyre. I am 15, I'm an anime fan and I play bass guitar. I'm also in a band and we call ourselves Lost Cause.
Hmm...you're not so bad I guess; however, lose the anime fan part...we rarely talk about anime anyways.

anime stays.

Whoa! Sudden burst of new kids.The Cool can bite me.

Hi, new people! Welcome to Gprime, the shithole reborn!

Shithole huh?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZ3jYWmRUWk

Whoa! Sudden burst of new kids.The Cool can bite me.
Hi, new people! Welcome to Gprime, the shithole reborn!
Don't give the kids encouragement...

Just doing my job. ;P

Not really, I like new kids.

Just doing my job. ;P
Not really, I like new kids.
Well you have to make the new kids...feel like old kids as soon as possible.

That's their job. Silly.

No...not that way, the other way.

I don't like picking on them.

I don't exactly call it that anymore.

Help me out here. You should know how long it takes me to catch on.

I'll leave it unknown...you don't need to "catch on" for this one.

it's not like I'm 5.

I'd rather not explain it...I feel too lazy to type it all out.

I'm sure.

I hate little kids fucking little STDS get rid of them all now!

Help me out here. You should know how long it takes me to catch on.
well i've taken to calling it the gauntlet.
and i think that its primarily what has kept g-prime so respectable (in a sense) for so long...

basically we ("we" being the older veterans of g-prime) pick on and ridicule the newer members.
this may seem a little in-humane and mean but most of the time it sorts out the weak from the strong and the slightly quirky from the utterly annoying.

it's actually whats kept g-prime going to hell.

I hate little kids fucking little STDS get rid of them all now!
Well that's not the way I'd put it but whatever...

angst...
(j/k's GWIA. you've actually matured quite a bit recently)

I somewhat noticed it....although it's not much it's better than nothing.

well i've taken to calling it the gauntlet.
and i think that its primarily what has kept g-prime so respectable (in a sense) for so long...
basically we ("we" being the older veterans of g-prime) pick on and ridicule the newer members.
this may seem a little in-humane and mean but most of the time it sorts out the weak from the strong and the slightly quirky from the utterly annoying.
it's actually whats kept g-prime going to hell.
Gosh, he could have just said that! I already knew about this method...it's just I wasn't sure if he had meant his latest method: being a pure butthead. At least that's stopped.

It works though. I don't really remember if I went through it or not though...

i remember....

About you or me?

i dont know....

Psh. Do you even remember what the question was about?

I assume Tomato Juice, when in doubt also pick Tomato Juice. How do you think I do so well in Maths?

"The answer is chimichanga."

"The answer is chimichanga."
That can't be good for my stomach.

YAY PEPTO BISMOL!

That actually doesn't work...they lie!!

But it's fun to paint with.

Wow, my Algebra teacher is a relentless shrew.
Mine too. He's a meaner.

Well hello there, Welcome to Gprime!

Mine too. He's a meaner.
Oh?

Hello to you too?

Well hello there, Welcome to Gprime!
Well, thankee very muchly!

As long as you don't stop posting it's all good.

My brothers been comming here for years he quit a year or two ago? Idk i used to watch him go on here all the time. I just registered. hi =) Im way weird.

My brothers been comming here for years he quit a year or two ago? Idk i used to watch him go on here all the time. I just registered. hi =) Im way weird.
Hello!
You're gonna be bothered by some assholes (*cough* D_S *cough*) because of your name but just ignore him, he's a douchebag

Hello!
You're gonna be bothered by some assholes (*cough* D_S *cough*) because of your name but just ignore him, he's a douchebag

=P Thanks. I probably will. I actually did try to change my name. But it didnt work. I got a couple errors here and there. Thas okay. I'll get over it =)

You can ask Blackice to change it. Though, there's virtually no way to contact him. And by the way, we like super weird people. They are the fire of Gprime's loins.

You can ask Blackice to change it. Though, there's virtually no way to contact him. And by the way, we like super weird people. They are the fire of Gprime's loins.

I could only imagine.

Bo Rai Cho?

Suppi!

My brothers been comming here for years he quit a year or two ago? Idk i used to watch him go on here all the time. I just registered. hi =) Im way weird.

the fourms started in 2005...so if he quit a year or 2 years ago he came here before it existed?

She may have meant the content part of the site.

ya rly

she meant the fourms.

there was also an earlier forum before 2005...
i think after that they switched to v bulletin forums or something along those lines...

Aww, if i had joined when i first started coming here then I would be a little number!

Aww, if i had joined when i first started coming here then I would be a little number!
Like mine?

my lucky number..

Hi guys, I've been watching this site for 4 years.. yea..
I plan on posting A LOT, so expect to see me frequently.

Whatever...well you don't seem like such a bad guy and I'll see what you have to say and stuff.

yea penguins rule :Peace: :hippi:
NO THEY DON'T!

Club penguin doesn't rule.

Most pointless game ever. Plus, it's pedophile heaven.

Yes...kind of like Gaia Online.

Oooh. *shiver* I remember that place. Cybersex city.

It's a city now?

That's how bad it is...

hey!
at least its not cyber rape town

hey i just joined today

Hey, I joined week or so ago. Glad to have ya.

yea penguins rule :Peace: :hippi:
man penguins are awesome
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i just joined today gprime is awesome

hey!
at least its not cyber rape town
A town is smaller...but then again towns happen to be more closer and intimate so that can't be a good thing.

hey!
at least its not cyber rape town
I hold you down, I'm stronger than you...

No rape.


GWIA: There's a gay pride festival this Saturday!!! I've never been to one!!! I'll gte naked and paint my body! WHOOOOOO!

WHOOO! Sounds fun! Canberra doesn't have parades or festivals of any kind at all.

snikingen til nen katt

adjo!

I'm sorry, please speak English.

WHOOO! Sounds fun! Canberra doesn't have parades or festivals of any kind at all.
Sydeny is only a short car trip away..

they have a Gay Pride festival there where you can parade the streets in your leather and body paint to your hearts content!

3 hours

short car trip

3 hours aint short! It's so long in a car and so boring! But a friend of mine went this year, if she goes again next year I might go with her (she's straight btw)

anyone new here...introduce yourself here!
Hello! hawkman_49 here & I'm looking for a Good recipe for a Regular & or Bold Chex Mix. Can anyone help me out there in Cyber Space?

Nope.

have i reached 5000 posts yet?

You're almost there buddy.

*does quick calculations*
82 posts
at 5.73 posts a day

14 days from now?!

Well you're closer today than you were yesterday.

Just start posting more and more.

but that would mean my post become lesser in quality..
oh wait..

So? That's what I did when I wanted to be in the top 10 on the old forums.

just post crap?
(p.s. you didnt bother to highlitht and find the joke)

Oh I see it now

yes..
(29)

Oh very good. I'm trying to take over lolits

good planning huh
26

Yes very

can someone have a conversation with me to get me over the line?
(23)

I will so how have you been today Gussa?

good...
very good!
i got a new computer today. and an ipod.
its been an all round fantasic week and i think that breaking 5K posts would just be the cherry on top
what about you?
(21)

That sounds like a good day but for me nothing happened I live in a shithole village

canberra is okay to visit.
i like the questacon muesum but yeah i dont think i could live there...

darwin on the other hand "seems" like a shit hole, but its a great place to live because its so diverse and vibrant!
(20)

I live 20 minutes down the road from canberra, even less to do. But Canberra is ok, it has no traffic, no pollution, no worries it's also pretty safe. Tonnes of Drug Dealers and Prostitutes in some places though (Spence, Charny for the Druggos and Fishwick for the whores)

ill remember that next time im visiting my mates up in canberra
(18)

Where did you go when you came over here?

i dont remember the name of the suburb but it was very rural.
green laws and white picket fences.
you know the deal!


wow its funny that my last 20 posts before breaking 5k have probably been my most useful posts ever!
(17)

You pretty much described all of canberra.

bugger!
i suppose it doesnt help if i said that it was cold
(16)

No not at all, was there a mall there?

nope...
i was asleep most of the car ride so i cant really remember the route we took...
(15)

Well Questacon is a very touristy place.

tis..
but i still liked it :D
(12)

because you're a tourist!

point taken..
(8)

SO what's your real name?

my real name is Angus
i play guitar
i live in darwin
i am in year 10
i am loving my new computer
i am 7 posts away from 5000

(7)

Year 10? I thought you were in year 9 like me! Gosh!

nope... yr 10
bearded and loving it!
(5)

lol the year 10s at my school are pricks.

thats your school. my school is pretty accepting for a high school
(3)

Mine isn't, it's vicious and clicks and the social ladder are everything.

damn....
well ive got to restart my computer
brb!

Ok you restart that computer.

hi ev one

Hey, welcome.

Shello.

G'Day

hi ev one
Hey...?

ev?
is this some form of insult in your traditional language?

in this country (this country being the internet) we type out our DAMN words

Save the vowels!!!

The world is running out of them.

Here! Take some Vowel seeds!

Here! Take some Bowel seeds!

erm...no thank you..

(Haha)

But they cure earlobe cancer!

(Haha)
But they cure earlobe cancer!

isnt that firefox's job?

Yes, but surely, it even Firefox can't cure EARLOBE cancer!