View Full Version : You know you're a redneck when...
-You stand under the mistletoe at christmas and wait for granny and cousin sue ellen to walk by
-Your family tree doesn't branch out
-Your mother has been involved in a fistfight at a high school sports event
-Your front porch collapses and more than six dogs are killed
-Your home has more miles on it than your car
-Your brother-in-law is your uncle
-The most commonly heard phrase at your family reunion is "What the hell are you looking at, ****head?"
-You have to go outside to get something out of the fridge
-Your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a six-pack
-You've been too drunk to fish
-Someone asks to see your ID and you show them your belt buckle
-Your Junior/Senior Prom had a Daycare
-You have been fired from a construction job because of your appearance
-You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos
-Your wife weighs more then your refrigerator
-You mow your lawn and find a car
-If going to the bathroom in the middle of the night involves putting on shoes a jacket and grabbing a flashlight.
-Your dad walks you to school because you are both in the same grade.
-You go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend, and you only need to buy one gift.
-It's easier to spray weed killer on your lawn than mow it
bald muffin 08-30-2005, 04:52 PM The incest stuff mentioned are disturbing. But the rest is all stereotypical fun.
Did you get these from Joe Foxworthy?
Firedove 08-30-2005, 05:33 PM When you make a stupid joke(s).
The incest stuff mentioned are disturbing. But the rest is all stereotypical fun.
Did you get these from Joe Foxworthy?
I actually got it from my friends AIM profile.
viper.gtsr 08-30-2005, 10:23 PM what does LOL mean?!.
what does LOL mean?!.
*silence*
Wow, I knew what it meant even before I had IM.
rehabisforquitters 08-31-2005, 01:55 AM i think he's joking.....please tell me you're joking. YOU'RE JOKING RIGHT?
I'll give you a hint:
When I see your spelling and grammer I LOL.
Rabbit face 08-31-2005, 02:59 AM shame, he mite not know wat it means!! LOL = laugh out loud
i am NOT a redneck
shame, he mite not know wat it means!! LOL = laugh out loud
i am NOT a redneck
Read the last bullet on my first post.
Rabbit face 08-31-2005, 04:45 AM my bad
chikins r us 08-31-2005, 02:14 PM You know when your a redneck when, you yell HOE DOWN!, and your wife hits the floor.
You know when your a redneck when, your grandmother can successfully execute the sleeper hold.
You know when your a redneck when, your lawn furnature used to be your living room furnature.
You know when your a redneck when, you have been married 6 times and still have the same in-laws
Jack92 09-04-2005, 12:59 PM some redneck vids:
http://www.guzer.com/search.php?search_query=redneck
nickychris3 09-05-2005, 04:09 PM If you know what redneck means...
If you call other people rednecks...
If you make a ton of redneck jokes...
(I must be a redneck then)
Led_Zeppelin 09-05-2005, 04:12 PM I'll give you a hint:
When I see your spelling and grammer I LOL.
Grammar.
"LOL"
treefalse 09-05-2005, 08:13 PM You migh be a red kneck if...
You lit a match in your bathroom and your house blew right off it's wheels.
Your form of entertainment is a bug zapper and a 6 pack.
You have a home that's moble, but 14 cars that aren't.
Junk_Train 09-12-2005, 02:32 PM Never a shortage of rednecks.
paranoia 09-10-2006, 07:13 PM "bump"
-You stand under the mistletoe at christmas and wait for granny and cousin sue ellen to walk by
-Your family tree doesn't branch out
-Your mother has been involved in a fistfight at a high school sports event
-Your front porch collapses and more than six dogs are killed
-Your home has more miles on it than your car
-Your brother-in-law is your uncle
-The most commonly heard phrase at your family reunion is "What the hell are you looking at, ****head?"
-You have to go outside to get something out of the fridge
-Your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a six-pack
-You've been too drunk to fish
-Someone asks to see your ID and you show them your belt buckle
-Your Junior/Senior Prom had a Daycare
-You have been fired from a construction job because of your appearance
-You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos
-Your wife weighs more then your refrigerator
-You mow your lawn and find a car
-If going to the bathroom in the middle of the night involves putting on shoes a jacket and grabbing a flashlight.
-Your dad walks you to school because you are both in the same grade.
-You go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend, and you only need to buy one gift.
-It's easier to spray weed killer on your lawn than mow it
-You are a redneck if you state you are not a redneck
That's a mighty long list.
Hellraiser 09-10-2006, 08:32 PM shame, he mite not know wat it means!! LOL = laugh out loud
i am NOT a redneck
but you are african
That's a mighty long list.
Jeff Foxworthy came up with 100 of them.
I see. However, you list kinda contradicts every non-redneck, as it says you are a redneck if you say you're not a redneck.
Oh that one was a joke, I'll take that out.
bassman420 09-11-2006, 09:00 PM a hundred are you serious man every year he puts out a daily calander with a new one on each page
gussa 09-17-2006, 12:49 AM he must not get out much.
When you have a gunrack, on your gunrack.
When you think sharpening pencils is exciting.
Who Wants Grapes? 09-18-2006, 08:47 PM When u attack bowling balls claiming that u wanna "get" them before "their" born
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