well, i have good news, and bad news. the good news is that all those crazy errors are finally gone, and the site is finally running smooth on the new server <i>(it's about time!)</i>. no more crashing every 5 minutes.. hurray :]

the bad news is that i haven't updated for 3 weeks <i>(again)</i>. the good news <i>(again)</i> is that i go back to school in a couple weeks, meaning i'll be back onto a daily schedule. this + new server, means i'll be able to get more done around here.

not to mention a certain *something* is closing further to completion every day <i>(i'm pretty excited, too!)</i>

and what makes an update, without, an update?

i asked everyone on the forum what they thought the greatest submission was.. i think pretty much everyone agreed on this. <i>(this guy will win a lot of bar bets)</i>
<a class="wmv" href="http://gprime.net/video.php/quarters">quarters</a> [ 7141KB ]

raw's been bugging me to get this up for.. around 3 weeks? <i>("go penis.. go penis.. go go go--")</i>
<a class="wmv" href="http://gprime.net/video.php/sexedcommercial">sex-ed commercial</a> [ 2692KB ]

and other things i originally meant to comment on, but i have to run right now, and hopefully will get to editing this later :)
<a class="wmv" href="http://gprime.net/video.php/bennythesupercop">benny the supercop</a> [ 6016KB ]
<a class="sho" href="http://gprime.net/game.php/headspace">head space</a> [ 1956KB ]
<a class="sho" href="http://gprime.net/game.php/projectmonochrome">project monochrome</a> [ 2000KB ]

I thought you were in a coma or something.

YAY!

Head space made it on.

I was expecting more, since I sent in about 10.

YAY!

Head space made it on.

I was expecting more, since I sent in about 10.

Submissions have to be good to get in.

Submissions have to be good to get in.

If you meant that as an insult none of the stuff I sent in was mine.

Project monochrome is pretty boring.

It's not an insult.

Listen to Raw more often.

Are you talking to me, and what are you talking about? Two things come to mind.

Project: Monochrome Rocks!

raw's been bugging me to get this up for.. around 3 weeks? <i>("go penis.. go penis.. go go go--")</i>
<a class="wmv" href="http://gprime.net/video.php/sexedcommercial">sex-ed commercial</a> [ 2692KB ]
Raw has the only good submission on there, Led. John should listen to him more often.

Raw has the only good submission on there, Led. John should listen to him more often.
what about mine? Project: Monochrome???

monochrome is lame lame lame lame boring *** sucks pointless annoying

Raw has the only good submission on there, Led. John should listen to him more often.

I was referring to fantastic1, not the submissions.

what about mine? Project: Monochrome???
Well I'm defiantly not going to try your self glorified time waster now.

Submissions have to be good to get in.
Remember my like... 6 submissions IN ONE UPDATE?!

Remember my like... 6 submissions IN ONE UPDATE?!

How could we forget?

Remember my like... 6 submissions IN ONE UPDATE?!

Where's the 6 submissions in this update?

i forgot. dumb dumb dumb

Where's the 6 submissions in this update?
http://gprime.net/board/showthread.php?t=1668

Gee, thanks guys...
weekly updates? lazy? that's right. i admit i'm lazy. but to make up for it, i will steal treefalses hard work and credit it as my own. because this ones a biggy ..

this week, treefalse gets his own video section <i>(he's been working hard on submissions this week)</i>:

<i>[ start of treefalse ]</i>

when this happens, you know it's time to get into shape <i>(anyone else picturing stewies reaction when this happened in family guy?)</i>
<a class="wmv" href="http://gprime.net/video.php/getinshape">get in shape</a> [ 779KB ]

remember, condoms are there for a reason .. <i>(*this* reason..)</i>
<a class="wmv" href="http://gprime.net/video.php/reasonforcondoms">reason for condoms</a> [ 1448KB ]

i think treefalse put it perfectly when he said, "oh crap .."
<a class="wmv" href="http://gprime.net/video.php/ihatemondays">i hate mondays</a> [ 1018KB ]

are you a fan of <a href="http://gprime.net/video.php/blowdarts">blow darts</a>? then maybe you'll like these for your kids ..
<a class="wmv" href="http://gprime.net/video.php/kidstoned">kidstoned</a> [ 1418KB ]

he can barely throw the ball, but makes baskets from *anywhere* nearly 20 times in a row. incredible.
<a class="wmv" href="http://gprime.net/video.php/thenextjordan">the next jordan</a> [ 3526KB ]

for those of us who aren't lucky enough to get american commercials ..
<a class="wmv" href="http://gprime.net/video.php/tuneitout">tune it out</a> [ 1418KB ]

<i>[ end of treefalse ]</i>

See? All about me! Have any of you ever had an update dedicated to you? =D

Yes I have.

Here. (http://gprime.net/board/showthread.php?t=2339)

oh no! 1 minute left. just to keep myself out of trouble, i'll post this for now, and revise it when i'm ready later ;]

my lizard man merchandise finally came (<a href="http://gprime.net/images/john/lizardman/lizardman1.jpg">the mug</a>, <a href="http://gprime.net/images/john/lizardman/lizardman2.jpg">the "novel"</a>, and a bumper sticker for my non-existant car). the novel was an.. interesting.. read. who knew you go write thirty pages with only 2 letters?

some of my favourite repeat games to keep you busy until i finish up ...

<a class="sho" href="http://gprime.net/game/ylympics/">ylympics: yeti sports</a> [ 3327KB ]
<a class="sho" href="http://gprime.net/game.php/puzzledsheep">puzzled sheep</a> [ 523KB ]
<a class="sho" href="http://gprime.net/game.php/pixelfield">pixel field</a> [ 96KB ]

.. be back in a few minutes :)

EDIT <i>(sometime an hour later..)</i>:

led_zeppelin is responsible for this update. i told him there wasn't enough submissions today to work with, so he scrounged some stuff together. i take no responsibility for any complaints this time :] <i>(there are no comments are any of these.. you can blame that on led too)</i>

<a class="wmv" href="http://gprime.net/video.php/ipodflea">ipod flea</a> [ 3203KB ]
<a class="sho" href="http://gprime.net/game.php/billybobabduction">billy bob abduction</a> [ 1183KB ]
<a class="swf" href="http://gprime.net/flash.php/thesithrejects">the sith rejects</a> [ 994KB ]

EDIT #2:

yes, i really like puzzled sheep :)

Where's the 6 submissions in this update?

Those two space fighting games were exactly the same. And wheres MY flash games? I should bump them on the threads more often...

By the way- go to the Glaiel games (http://www.glaielgames.com/Games.htm) website- don't let his silly "Im the greatest" atitude fool you- I went over there and found some pretty cool games. A lot of his other ones should get on this site

He's very talented at flash.

Well i think that they're all good...

By the way- go to the Glaiel games (http://www.glaielgames.com/Games.htm) website- don't let his silly "Im the greatest" atitude fool you- I went over there and found some pretty cool games. A lot of his other ones should get on this site
Lol i didn't mean to sound cocky

Lol i didn't mean to sound cocky
Well...you don't but you are good at the other games...in fact the other games weren't too bad.

I have to say that the quaters one was bloody amazing....

I have to say that the quaters one was bloody amazing....

Yeah it was! That one shot where it bounced out of one glass and went to the other was awesome!

Mine didn't get up there....waaaaaaaa :(

Post it again!

what good will that do?

Yeah it was! That one shot where it bounced out of one glass and went to the other was awesome!

I wonder how much practicing that would take. Or how bored you must have been.

Back on subject....

How can I control 2 ships on the shooting game?! I only have 2 hands!

You must be talking about the "shooting the raindrops" game.

It is meant for two players to play at the same time, one with the mouse, and the other on the keyboard. However, the two players have got to be comfortable getting really close to each other to play, or they have to get cordless (or longer wired) mouse and keyboard.

I have never thought raindrops going down a glass window pane could be turned into an amazing game!

I've been following this site for quite some time,constantly laughing at the very funny content chosen from the many (i imagine) submissions.I now have joined,what i believe to be the funniest site on the net.

Don't feel bad about the Harry Potter....it was a classic!!

The quarters guy......now thats class too.

I will try and submit,hopefully funny stuff too.

Good work people

wow theres this new quick reply thing- handy

What is it for?

Replying quickly