View Full Version : Life - a j00z text game.


j00z
02-16-2005, 06:30 PM
I'm writing a text based story (a program in LibertyBASIC) that leads you through life where you ultimatley die. (you're born, eat, sleep, shit etc) However for a story, I want you guys the forum to make 5 word replies of a story for the game.

EX:
Me: "I found a really big "
next person: "dog with no eyes or"

etc.. Got it? Cool. Here's the beginning

"After leaving the hostpital you "

edit
the game is entirely driven by variables, and random function calls.

rahx
02-17-2005, 12:28 AM
"poked me in the eye"

Mario
02-18-2005, 02:16 PM
"then you walked down the"

diet poop
02-18-2005, 02:41 PM
"up escalator and arrived at"

Mario
02-18-2005, 02:43 PM
"the big store with a"

Firedove
02-21-2005, 03:32 PM
"monkey mascot named Clarence the"

kewmat
02-21-2005, 03:58 PM
monkey who took your hand

diet poop
02-21-2005, 05:30 PM
and chopped it off with

Mario
02-22-2005, 02:34 PM
a sword a long as

treefalse
02-22-2005, 09:55 PM
"my attention span when they"

Brian.
02-22-2005, 10:06 PM
fell out of a upsidedown reverse tree

RnR4Ever
02-22-2005, 11:43 PM
fell out of a upsidedown reverse tree

Umm...5 words? Anyways...

"and landed on his genitals,"

diet poop
02-23-2005, 01:48 PM
.his genetals are very icky

Mario
02-25-2005, 12:48 PM
because no one likes them

treefalse
02-27-2005, 02:56 PM
Because he is an idiot!

crispy toast
02-27-2005, 04:50 PM
drugs are bad mmmmmmm kay

Himself111
03-21-2005, 11:08 PM
"You Don't do drugs Fag" :mf_popean :mf_popean :mf_popean

WTF?
03-22-2005, 01:04 AM
hey this is the same thing i do.

anyhoo.

said the telitubies

revilo
03-22-2005, 03:45 AM
then the telitubies blew up

brokensmile
03-22-2005, 03:16 PM
and killed all the clowns.

Mario
05-29-2005, 10:33 PM
then bush came in and...

God
05-29-2005, 11:33 PM
sat down and shaved his...

treefalse
05-30-2005, 12:33 AM
head for five thousand bucks...

bald muffin
05-30-2005, 01:49 AM
...but it got stolen by...

Brain Licker
05-30-2005, 08:43 AM
" TEAM-AMERICA & the F.A.G so"

gussa
05-31-2005, 02:46 AM
Shot them with a

flip dude
05-31-2005, 06:04 PM
M-16A2 with automatic fire option...

God
05-31-2005, 06:18 PM
That he got from the...

Mario
06-01-2005, 05:04 PM
so they left and went...

gussa
06-02-2005, 05:30 AM
wtf? arent they supposed to link? anyways

....to the store made of....

quadgameman
06-02-2005, 12:09 PM
...grenades then they all went...

Mario
06-24-2005, 12:32 PM
to the bomb shop with

joshisposer
06-24-2005, 01:46 PM
a fake gun to scare

gussa
06-24-2005, 11:32 PM
the innocent poor homeless people
if you can find any lol

Jack92
06-26-2005, 07:29 AM
away to the magical world

MRLIN
02-20-2006, 07:44 PM
They Drank Chopped Worms Instead

tee-hee
04-04-2006, 02:37 PM
away to the magical world
Where evreyone

Frookie
04-04-2006, 03:41 PM
performed beastiality with mythical creatures

Snow
04-04-2006, 03:48 PM
and so the moral is

Frookie
04-04-2006, 03:50 PM
to love animals as much

Snow
04-04-2006, 03:54 PM
as waffles




THE FUCKING END

Frookie
04-04-2006, 03:57 PM
of the story is here

tee-hee
04-04-2006, 04:03 PM
but instead we've decided to

Frookie
04-04-2006, 04:18 PM
kill many evil space aliens

tee-hee
04-04-2006, 04:21 PM
to keep the thread going, so people can

Frookie
04-04-2006, 04:21 PM
go over the word limit

tee-hee
04-04-2006, 04:25 PM
of


[wow so creative!]

Frookie
04-04-2006, 04:26 PM
five words in this game

tee-hee
04-04-2006, 04:30 PM
so anyone can join in the...

Snow
04-04-2006, 05:35 PM
fat testicle monster of kittens

tee-hee
04-04-2006, 05:36 PM
which has the ability to

Frookie
04-04-2006, 05:36 PM
kill every single evil deity

tee-hee
04-04-2006, 05:37 PM
and...

Snow
04-04-2006, 05:42 PM
pwn teh n00bs

tee-hee
04-04-2006, 05:47 PM
with they're