nearly 3 weeks? that's gotta be a new record.

that harry potter video was a terrible choice to leave on the front page while i went on a hiatus. but i think it may have also been part of the reason. it's a bit depressing when 99 out 100 emails you receive each day are about how much someone hates you for posting a video. that's not exactly considered motivation. <i>(but i can't say i never deserved it.)</i>

everyone seems to be interested in the new version of "gprime." <i>(that's put in quotations for a reason, i guess you'll find out later.)</i> there's a little bit of information on the forum if you can find it -- but mainly teasers. i can guarantee you it is coming -- we just don't know when <i>(yes, i said "we" -- hint #2!)</i>. i don't think i'm really allowed to say much more than that.

and what would be an update without a couple of poorly chosen videos? here we go ..

blackice/mephisto submitted this one. it's pretty amazing what you can do with a couple of toy cars.
<a class="wmv" href="http://gprime.net/video.php/treatmebetter">treat me better</a> [ 7722KB ]

this video pokes fun at bush -- and does it really well. <i>"don't talk! .. not yet .. not yet .."</i>
<a class="wmv" href="http://gprime.net/video.php/presidentialspeechalist">presidential speechalist</a> [ 6502KB ]

i could have <i>sworn</i> this was impossible to do. <i>(but apparently not..)</i>
<a class="wmv" href="http://gprime.net/video.php/tongueswallowing">tongue swallowing</a> [ 253KB ]

chris from the family guy (episode from a couple sundays ago), gets trapped in a "take on me" music video.
<a class="wmv" href="http://gprime.net/video.php/takeonme">take on me</a> [ 3571KB ]

remember <a href="http://gprime.net/flash.php/cursorthieflive">cursor thief</a>? this ones more of an interactive game -- which by the way, is really addictive.
<a class="sho" href="http://gprime.net/game.php/avoider">avoider</a> [ 78KB ]

and of course, no update is ever complete without a couple of homebrew stuff from the forum:

crazy hamster goes in search of kitty <i>(where are you kitty!?)</i>
<a class="wmv" href="http://gprime.net/video.php/whereiskitty">where is kitty?</a> [ 9912KB ]

and "flamingbs" <i>(lovely name)</i>, teaches how to be a ninja.
<a class="wmv" href="http://gprime.net/video.php/howtobeaninja">how to be a ninja</a> [ 7042KB ]

and last but not least ..

this was submitted by a harry potter fan. i guess it's "only fair" to post this :)
<a class="swf" href="http://gprime.net/flash.php/winnersdontactlikethis">winners don't act like this</a> [ 1100KB ]

i kinda want to be first for this one, i mean it's long awaited. i'll edit after watching the rest of the videos.


treat me better--that was insane, even with the hands it still seemed very professional.


presidential speechalist--that guy looks like andy dick. anyways it was very funny, and very accurate.


tongue swallowing--that shouldnt be possible. wasnt that gross though.


take on me--that was hilarious. i love family guy. best gift i ever got was from my girlfriend on christmas. 1st adn 2nd season of family guy and a whole cheesecake. i cant wait for this years christmas. "where have you been" "I DONT KNOW!!"


avoider--umm kinda boring.


where is kitty?--that was really long, and, oh wait no negativity. it was boring.

how to be a ninja-ahahaha. probably my second favorite one after the family guy one. nice system of a down, the old stuff.



winners don't act like this--hahha, their metal shirts. that was damn funny.


realllly good update.

the toy car 1 is very funny, and very clever, and so is where is kitty, i love the game its so adictive, and swallowing your own tounge is just sick

Heh, cool. If you're wondering about my name, BS are my initials, and the flaming part just refers to the old prank of putting a bag of flaming crap on someone's doorstep... just wanted to clear up any confusion.

that one video "how to be a ninja" should be "how to be a retard"

I made that thread for avoider so I'll take credit

I haven't looked at the stuff yet so....

I will.

Im up to 1053 so far

Thank god in avoider....

In the original avoider they had tese annoying blue bar things on the side that would make you lose all of your points.

Treat me better was kind of cool, kind of boring.

Tongue swallowing...ew

the family guy thing was funny

How to be a ninja, Idk

The harry potter thing was True, with those idiots thinking its fun to destroy someones hobby.

I loved the family guy one!

I think the flash about the harry potter spoiler nerds might have well put "Curse you john!!!!"

"Borsht kills snuffy in book 6!!!!!"

I submitted the take on me thing :p

Now, I'm ready for tommorows update :)

Me too! =D

I think andy dick is really funny, I loved the presidential speechalist.

I slept on it, and saw what sticked.

those were all amazing!!!!!!! i especially liked presidential speechlist, the family guy one, and treat me better those were amazing
how to be a ninja was wierd
and ive played avoider at onemorelevel.com

Brilliant. The Avoider thing got boring after a while, I could probably go for a long time. Let me see how long I can go for.

If only all potter spoilers acted like those did at the end, there wouldn't be any left to spoil the last book...

winners dont act like this - SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE!

Greetings.

Does anyone know who the artist/band is in the 'Treat me better.wmv' clip? I really like the song... has a groovy beat to it.

winners dont act like this - Stereo-typical nerd, you like reading so much, why not read the warning? And quit bashing on the metal heads you damn book worm. SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE get over it.

winners dont act like this - Stereo-typical nerd, you like reading so much, why not read the warning? And quit bashing on the metal heads you damn book worm. SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE get over it.

There is nothing wrong with metal heads, I just normally assume most of them won't get far in life. Or is it just a phase? Anyway, in my opinion, I think it was wrong to spoil was goes on in the first week of the book being released, that is when everyone has read it. Okay, second week maybe not, but third, people shouldn't be SOOO paranoid. Mostly everyone has heard what happens anyway. So stop going all paranoid over it. If you have read it, why complain? (I read it the day it came out so people won't spoil the ending to me and have not touched it since)

Seriously, what is the fun of ruining a book for kids? Except for the people who dress up as wizards and whatnot, most kids who read harry potter aren't bookworms, nerds, or geeks. Besides, what is so nerdy about reading a freakin' book? Do you guys read magazines? It's the same exact thing as reading a book, do people call you dorks? No. They depicted that guy in the car perfectly in the animation one, he's probably an guy with no life who says that weird phrase "pwned" a lot and decided to do something "heroic" by ruining a book for kids and adults who aren't obsessed with the book, but just like reading it in their spare time, only to get the book ruined by an idiot who thinks he's being cool.

just got a sweet high score on Avoider:
2796
i have proof if u dont believe me.
These videos are only playing half way thru for some reason i dont know why... anyone know how to fix my problem???
cheers

I've been able to do that tounge swallowing thing for about 4 & 1/2 years now. People asked me to do it alot towards the end of 5th grade.

Greetings.

Does anyone know who the artist/band is in the 'Treat me better.wmv' clip? I really like the song... has a groovy beat to it.

The artist is Northern Lite.

here's their site: http://www.1stdecade.de/northernlite/releases/releases.php?r=12

I'm pretty sure they made it, would explain the professionalism

Here's fun in ruining the book for little kids:


SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE.

w/ all those videos you'd think we'd be talking about somethign else other than harry potter.

I liked all of 'em. Personally...yep...

They depicted that guy in the car perfectly in the animation one, he's probably an internet geek with no life who says that weird phrase "pwned" a lot and decided to do something "heroic" by ruining a book for kids and adults who aren't obsessed with the book, but just like reading it in their spare time, only to get the book ruined by an idiot who thinks he's being cool.

Funny how you protect the stereo-type of Harry Potter book readers, but yet you create and enforce the stereo-type of metal head and internet geeks. I know a lot of people that take bets and challenges to do dumb stuff like that, just to end up proving nothing. If your gonna say that all internet geeks will drive up and spoil the ending of a Harry Potter book, your mistaken. Btw, Pwn3d.

Here's fun in ruining the book for little kids:


SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE.

****ing jackass shut your big mouth you ****ing nobhead

Im like a computer nerd and stuff but I hate and probaly always will hate Harry Potter so that video made me laugh really hard. BUT being the computer nerd that I am if someone for example blew the Half Life 2 ending for me or somthing I would be just as mad as the harry potter fans but come on it had a friggin warning on it this poor guy what does he got to do change the sites name to HARRYPOTTERSPOILER.com or somthing I mean god damn. Oh well least I thought it was funny thats all that matters to me.

But what about the kids who were actually there? They had no warning.

The artist is Northern Lite.

here's their site: http://www.1stdecade.de/northernlite/releases/releases.php?r=12

I'm pretty sure they made it, would explain the professionalism


Thanks dude - much appreciated!
:)

Why are you people so ****ing angry (After a month to read the damn book) about the Harry Potter 6 spoiler?

WHY? What is it so special that you must find out the "amazing" ending for yourselves? I asked my friends for the ending as soon as I got the book.... Its not like you have lost anything valuable- you'll find out the ending anyway. YOU'RE ALL SO PRIMITIVE!!! THE ENDING WASN'T EVEN THAT GOOD! SNAPE KILLING DUMBLEDORE WAS PREDICTABLE AND COMPLETELY OUT OF THE TONE OF THE PREVIOUS BOOKS. J.K Rowling doesn't even need to write a decent book anymore- she's got more money than god. Just pump up a 5000 page story with another "suprise twist" to Harry Potters life and it'll be an international best seller, because all us fans of the world will be blinded by the fact that its harry potter.

And don't say " ****ing jackass shut your big mouth you ****ing nobhead" like you did to Led Zeppelin, you should have read it by now. Spend your weekends and free time reading it you slowcoaches. You snooze you lose.

yeah it has been a long ****ing time. i mean if you havnt read the book by now, you're a dumbass. anyways, how bout that weather. it's hot and dry over here in texas.

But what about the kids who were actually there? They had no warning.


I know those kids didnt have a warning but I wasnt trying to defend the kid who blew it for all those people I was trying to defend John because everyone was giving him so much **** because he was like me and thought it was funny but he knew he would have bombs sent to his house if he didnt at least put a warning by it so its not really his fault god damn it!

I'm not blaming john.

I'm not blaming john.

Well then im not talking to you then lol

I get the distinct impression that half the people here that say they "hate" harry potter and wish it would die and/or never existed, actually like it a lot and just want nobody to know. I guess they just slipped up and decided to bring up the potter book AGAIN. Would you all just shut up and talk about the rest of the videos.

Anyway.. that avoider game, I played it with the bars and it makes it a lot more challenging. It resets your score if you go out of boundaries.

I find it disgusting that people want to spoil things.
I don't care much for HP but I at least don't go around shouting out what happens...why you ask? BECAUSE IT IS A WASTE OF TIME TO.


---Potential Spoilers AHOY!!!!---

Besides, everyone knows that he won't stay dead. Didn't he die and there were a ton of pheonix about or some such like that?

And, of course, Harry is going to die in HP7. It is his desstiinnyyyy.
;)

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oooOoOooOOO... I want to make a remake for harry potter 7 but not drivebys'. I want to greet them in person. Act like a normal conversation then blurt out the ending.

oooOoOooOOO... I want to make a remake for harry potter 7 but not drivebys'. I want to greet them in person. Act like a normal conversation then blurt out the ending.

You really need to get a life if that's something you enjoy doing.

That or go work at an S&M bar.
;)

Possible Spoilers ahead for the seventh book:

I read the books, I don't really care what anybody says. But I'm the kind of logical person that thinks things out and learns to make sense of things. Here are a few things that I think might happen in the next book or will be said about certain characters.

R.A.B (from the letter) is Regulars Alhard Black.

Harry Potter is one of Voldemort's Horcrux's, thus the prophecy stating that one must die for the other to live.

And Dumbledore might just have his own horcrux, either Fawlkes or the Sword of Gryffindor.

OOMFG the Bush video is awsome. Thanks John for the update.

Well, overall, I guess that this was a pretty good update. Definently better than the last one.

"Treat Me Better" - Well, haven't we all done something like that at some point in our life? I'm pretty sure it is by Northern Lite, since I saw an image from their website in the video (look at the "Wanted" poster about 0:49 through).

"Presidential Speechalist" - Ah yes, yet another thing making fun of W's speaking. There's a ton of these on the internet. It's still funny.

"Tounge Swallowing" - The name says it all. That is really impressive. Gross, but impressive.

"Take On Me" - That's pretty funny. It's just...so wiggdy wack! I liked the dance moves.

"Avoider" - Needs a machine gun. Otherwise, more addictive than Cursor Theif Live.

"Where is Kitty?" - Now this is stupid. In a good sort of way. I feel sorry about his kitty, being stuffed into a mailbox. "I've looked in EVERY white mailbox! Except for this one..."

"How to be a Ninja" - I've seen some better things on realultimatepower.net, but otherwise pretty good. I always thought ninjas were total badasses who didn't give a crap about whether they were safe or not. By the way, I think you should have the camera go slower while going over the weapons. I liked the choice of the No. 2 Pencil, though. They're deadly.

"Winner's Don't Act Like This" - I love the reaction to last update's movie. I didn't know that losers trolled Wikipedia (or "Tikipedia"...that's pretty clever), but I guess that the 1337 u53rz on Wikipedia cleaned it up pretty fast. Why do they kill themselves at the end? It makes no sense. It would be funnier if they said "So what do we do now?" or something like that, then they got killed somehow. And I totally believe you about not jacking the preloader from Newgrounds. For real.

Well then im not talking to you then lol

Ok, I'm going to make this clear.

I TAKE ALL RESPONSIBILITY FOR WHAT I SAID ABOUT SNAPE KILLING DUMBLEDORE.

By the way, this is my new account. My old account was Led_Zeppelin. Don't believe me? Then get bent.

I loved treat me better, the music was awesome.

What would have been better is if they added the car sounds like engines, and screaching tires.

I just want to know who did the song for the video, cause it was sweet.

Why are you people so ****ing angry (After a month to read the damn book) about the Harry Potter 6 spoiler?

WHY? What is it so special that you must find out the "amazing" ending for yourselves? I asked my friends for the ending as soon as I got the book.... Its not like you have lost anything valuable- you'll find out the ending anyway. YOU'RE ALL SO PRIMITIVE!!! THE ENDING WASN'T EVEN THAT GOOD! SNAPE KILLING DUMBLEDORE WAS PREDICTABLE AND COMPLETELY OUT OF THE TONE OF THE PREVIOUS BOOKS. J.K Rowling doesn't even need to write a decent book anymore- she's got more money than god. Just pump up a 5000 page story with another "suprise twist" to Harry Potters life and it'll be an international best seller, because all us fans of the world will be blinded by the fact that its harry potter.

And don't say " ****ing jackass shut your big mouth you ****ing nobhead" like you did to Led Zeppelin, you should have read it by now. Spend your weekends and free time reading it you slowcoaches. You snooze you lose.


Gee I kinda blew my top there. I was in a grumpy mood. But I think I made some relevant points, like the fact that people should have read it by now, and the ending isn't that special anyway. Someone dies in every book- great marketing scheme if you think about it. But if no one died then the latest books wouldn't be as dark and gloomy.

The hilarious thing about your post is that, basically, you're saying "people who aren't hardcore Harry Potter fans should be punished," since it's precisely those people that haven't gotten around to reading it yet.

XD

there's just something about that treat me better video that catches my eyes it's just cool.....and cris bieng stuck in the take on me video is funny i must have missed that ep. dang serves me right for waiting for the new ones to come onto adultswim huh......stupid fox lol anyway nice update john

Adult swim isn't any good.

Who was it that said Samuel L. Jackson said "God is like an imaginary friend for adults" in Sphere?

The hilarious thing about your post is that, basically, you're saying "people who aren't hardcore Harry Potter fans should be punished," since it's precisely those people that haven't gotten around to reading it yet.

XD

Hee hee good point. But you should either hate or love it. People who are in between deserve whats coming for them.

Very nice update! :)

I really liked avoider, I'm hooked! I just got 4282... That damned changing colors bomb! The only thing I can't avoid! Anyone know how to?

If you want a screenshot I¿ll post it.

"Update tiiiime... need an update time

update time for me....."

omg i hate the little b*stard in the avioder ots freakin evil! moving soo dang fast and teleporting around! very adictive tho.

John!!!! Whered you go again, none of us can wait for some news. Hurry back, I beg of you.

You know.. I think I know where John went. I think... he got one of those things... you know, that none of us have. Damnit what are they called. Oh Yea! Lives...

I want an update because I submitted several flash things to it. They almost always make it in

Yeah, you make good flash things.

I loved chu chu.

whats the name of the second song in how to be a ninja?

So Ive come to this conclusion. I am a murderer. I kill forums. Its what I do. I go to a forum, and say something, and then *poof*, the forum dies. The first time I posted John didnt put anything new for 3 weeks, and i post again, and its looking like its going to be awhile again. Im now Spart *The Forum Killer*. Anywho, see ya.

P.S. Dont die forum!!!!

P.S. Dont die forum!!!!


Then don't post captain obvious.

If you want a screenshot I¿ll post it.
Post it then.

Family Guy rocks. Treat Me Better was insane. Presedential Spechalist was hilarious. Not now--- not now-- hold it... hoooold it.... hold iiiiit......

Everything else was kind of lame.

I think this may be the longest break between updates so far. Does anyone know what's up? Maybe we should just start posting new stuff in this thread.

http://gprime.net/board/showthread.php?t=3079

It's all explained there.

whats the name of the second song in how to be a ninja?

Shimmy by System of a Down.

Holy crap, we're waaaaaay overdue for an update!

Hurry up, John!

He's buisy. He is trying to help with the new gprime. He had to transfer all of the files, test the forums, ect.

so hey maybe if he is busy all the time then why can't other people do it.?

Hey! Dont Question Him! Roar

I noticed no guests are on right now, thats weird.

I think you need an update john, but I realized you are working on a new GPrime. Anyway, funny thing is I have been away pretty much all summer (all of july and 2-out-of-3 weeks in august) and there have been about... 8 updates... :)