I think they're stupid/funny

And very lame.

If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together

I have more but they're kinda bad and might get deleted anyways so...

I leave you guys to get your posts deleted.

This one site i went to had about 300 pick up lines. I'm not egsaggerating (totally speld rong).

i hate it wen guys give us lame pick up lines aarrrrggghhh jeez dont give us that just TALK!! or compliment!!

lol best one

u must b an angel whos fallen from heaven thatll explain how u messed up ur face

from weird al yancofics song i wanna b ur lover, u gotta buy poodle hat album amazin

Has anyone ever told you you have yugoslavian hands?

Weird al is funny.

*LICKS FINGER AND WIPES IT ON GIRLS SHIRT* lets get you out of those wet clothes

im in the dictionary under kablam lmao weird al love him

"How'd you get through security, cause baby, you're the bomb?"

"I'd like to take you home right now so you can meet my mom!"

"Girl you muse be jamacan, because jamacan me crazy!"

NO that is shocking!! especially the last one!! *cringe*

lmao *bows down 2 master al* the dude is a genious if he asked me out wiv those chat up lines i would say yes coz it must of takin him ages 2 think of them

If I was a girl, would you become a lesbian?
By the way, that's not a real pickup line. Not a good one anyways.

depends wat u look like...

i hate it wen guys give us lame pick up lines aarrrrggghhh jeez dont give us that just TALK!! or compliment!!
ok lemme try.
hello ur hair is relly nice... can i have some head now?

Wow, that was actually funny.

I find these chat up lines really amusing... Mostly because some lame people really do use them. I very much doubt anyone could pull me if they were seriously trying to use those lines on me.

What is your sign? Is it, "yield"?

aw chat up lines r cute shows the guy hasput alot of effort in tryin 2 make them as lame as possible

"I don't have a library card, but do you mid if I check you out?"

"I wish that I was cross eyed girl, so I could see you twice."

do u believe in love at first or shall i walk past again

"My love for you's like diareah, I just can't hold it in"

*as she walks past if u are sitting on a table you hit youre knee against the under side* lol

ok lemme try.
hello ur hair is relly nice... can i have some head now?
ha ha very funny

sorry, i lost my number....can i have yours...

sorry, i lost my number....can i have yours...
cheese-tastic

Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here.
I have only three months to live. ..
[Grab her ass.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
If you were a laser, you'd be set on "stunning".
Something tells me you're sweet. Can I have a sample?
Is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I'd love to tap that ass.


:smokeing1

baby...i want to make a love sandwich....you know? it's like a regular sandwich except you cut the bread into little hearts. and then we can have sex.

baby...i want to make a love sandwich....you know? it's like a regular sandwich except you cut the bread into little hearts. and then we can have sex.
I get the impression you're what we in Detroit call a scenester as well [I am]. (You listen to stuff like Matchbook Romance, Atreyu, From Autumn to Ashes, Hawthorne Heights, Fall out boy, etc)

Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.

I get the impression you're what we in Detroit call a scenester as well [I am]. (You listen to stuff like Matchbook Romance, Atreyu, From Autumn to Ashes, Hawthorne Heights, Fall out boy, etc)

Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.


bwahahah, a scenester.. trust me fellow i know those kids, we have them here in texas (i drove through detroit once, to get to canada), my girlfriend is one.. no i'm more of a all around kinda guy. hardcore music, is good, but only some. ex: converge, alexisonfire, recover. although i'm a punk when it comes to my favorite bands since 7th grade: nofx and anti flag.

http://tinypic.com/a0utd1.jpg ==scenester girlfriend, notice eyebrow ring.


http://tinypic.com/a0uuye.jpg ==me not really proving im not scene kid.

but this will help


my music.. http://www.audioscrobbler.com/user/keytochina/


absolutely nothing to do with the thread.

bwahahah, a scenester.. trust me fellow i know those kids, we have them here in texas (i drove through detroit once, to get to canada), my girlfriend is one.. no i'm more of a all around kinda guy. hardcore music, is good, but only some. ex: converge, alexisonfire, recover. although i'm a punk when it comes to my favorite bands since 7th grade: nofx and anti flag.

http://tinypic.com/a0utd1.jpg ==scenester girlfriend, notice eyebrow ring.


http://tinypic.com/a0uuye.jpg ==me not really proving im not scene kid.

but this will help


my music.. http://www.audioscrobbler.com/user/keytochina/


absolutely nothing to do with the thread.

Yepp, alexisonfire is a scenester band here too. along with bands like underoath.

As for it being off topic, thats why I then post a pickup line, just so atleast one part of my post is on topic :-P

Pickup lines:
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.

Is your name Pepsi cause' I've gotta have it.

Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

Want to taste my dick? (What!?!) I said, "do you want to taste my drink?"

Can I stir your drink? Mind if I use my dick?

Male: Hey, I don't feel to good. Female: Why? Male: I feel like I have an elephant in my stomach. Female: What? Male: (looking down) I think his truck is already sticking out.


Edit: wicked hair, mine used to be down to my shoulders til I cut it :-( now it's *** and short again.

did you get a ticket???....cuz you got fine written all over you.


dang those are some nice pants, they'd look better crumpled up on my bedroom floor. same with the shirt, and bra and panites.

You know, I think I can find one on 8BT. Black Mage is such a pervert. I'll be back in a minute.

**** me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?

You're ugly but you intrigue me.

god i hope u DONT say ANY of these to chicks

This never fails:

Wanna do it?

Or.

"I'm not wearing underwear. It speeds things up."

guys not wearing underwear doesnt speed anything up. ever notice that slip in your underwear. it's not just for pissing. girls on the other hand.

"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
I win.

If you were a pill, I'd pop you twice a day.
=)

"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
I win.


mm that's a good one.


Do you know what roofies taste like??...no? just wondering.

guys not wearing underwear doesnt speed anything up. ever notice that slip in your underwear. it's not just for pissing. girls on the other hand.
Sheesh, we don't really mean it. Quit being a jerk and lighten up!

perhaps i went a little to far, but you should get off my ass.

I have a better one.

"Look, I don't have much time, we have to hurry!" after he/she, mostly she, does it with you, they assume you don't have long to live and they say "How are you going to die?" You can either said AIDs, or just say "Oh no, I'm not dying. I have to hurry up and catch the bus".

Five commas in a long run on sentence.

I have a better one.

"Look, I don't have much time, we have to hurry!" after he/she, mostly she, does it with you, they assume you don't have long to live and they say "How are you going to die?" You can either said AIDs, or just say "Oh no, I'm not dying. I have to hurry up and catch the bus".

Five commas in a long run on sentence.

Haha good one.

"Do you have any raisins?" She says "No...." then you say "How about a date?"

can their be two led zeppelin fans in the forum...du du du dummm.

Or could it be the same person? Murderbydeath is Dumb dumb dummmmmb.

Or could it be the same person? Murderbydeath is Dumb dumb dummmmmb.
too true too true

perhaps i went a little to far, but you should get off my ass.
Only if you get off mine.

:mf_boff: :crazy:

go on then, get them out!

i suppose all u lot r guys?

o o i got one "if i could re'write the alphabet i would put U and I together"

i HATE that one!! a guy said that 2 me and i told him 2 F-off i suppose i must be nicer or ill have no guy friends left and i wont have boyfriend oh well ill just run off and become a nun

i HATE that one!! a guy said that 2 me and i told him 2 F-off i suppose i must be nicer or ill have no guy friends left and i wont have boyfriend oh well ill just run off and become a nun


I would laugh, but that's not funny.

i HATE that one!! a guy said that 2 me and i told him 2 F-off i suppose i must be nicer or ill have no guy friends left and i wont have boyfriend oh well ill just run off and become a nun

someone actully said that to u???????? poor u!!! lol

Nuns are hot.

Nuns are hot.
Nuns can never have sex meaning you can't have sex with them and also most of them are old.

what about sandy from saving silverman. she would have made a fine ass nun.

I like it when they play hard to get ;D.

Nuns are hot.
GOD what r u CRAZY i would never ever ever in a million years become a nun!! over my dead body! then i wouldnt be able to do anything bad and i cannot not be naughty

www.jobpredictor.com/chatup

Jack Gunningham, Your ideal chatup line is
Hi. I'm ***, think you can convert me? .
Jack92, Your ideal chatup line is
You know, I do sleep well with others... .

GOD what r u CRAZY i would never ever ever in a million years become a nun!! over my dead body! then i wouldnt be able to do anything bad and i cannot not be naughty


If only you were older.

funny vid...

If only you were older.
i be as bad as i want, i do wateva i want weather im young or old or doesnt make a difference. i'll still be naughty wen i want

Good to know.

I would laugh, but that's not funny.
was that supposed to hurt me??

Good to know.
yes it is very good to know. u struck me as the mischevious type of person

was that supposed to hurt me??

I was stating that your solution wasn't funny.

it wasn't supposed to be dofkop

Dofkop?

Your signature couldn't be more wrong. This world is run by men.

GIRLS RULE THE WORLD
That's a joke.

That's a joke.

I hope it is.

I hope it is.
If women ruled the world we'd all be gäy.

ARRGGHHH my sig is a title of a song ok i have really bad PMS rite now and every one is out to get me and every one is pissing me off AND GIRLS DO RULE THE WORLD and dofkop is a nasty word in Afrikaans discribing u SO BITE ME BLEH
and if women didnt rule the world u would all be SCREWED
and by the way led ur sig is FALSE

ARRGGHHH my sig is a title of a song ok i have really bad PMS rite now and every one is out to get me and every one is pissing me off AND GIRLS DO RULE THE WORLD and dofkop is a nasty word in Afrikaans discribing u SO BITE ME BLEH

and by the way led ur sig is ALSO FALSE
First time?

GRRRRRRR bleh bleh bleh bleh

ARRGGHHH my sig is a title of a song ok i have really bad PMS rite now and every one is out to get me and every one is pissing me off AND GIRLS DO RULE THE WORLD and dofkop is a nasty word in Afrikaans discribing u SO BITE ME BLEH
and if women didnt rule the world u would all be SCREWED
and by the way led ur sig is ALSO FALSE

By saying "also false", you agree that girls don't rule the world.

Oh, by the way, my signature is not false. It is quite valid.

By saying "also false", you agree that girls don't rule the world.

Oh, by the way, my signature is not false. It is quite valid.
Depending on who's reading it.

Want to hear a joke?




Women's rights.

I love that one.

By saying "also false", you agree that girls don't rule the world.

Oh, by the way, my signature is not false. It is quite valid.

fine i edited it are u happy now? MY ASS ur sig is "valid" ur sig is false to me and to alot of ppl, u just think ur all that and ur actually not.

fine i edited it are u happy now? MY ASS ur sig is "valid" ur sig is false to me and to alot of ppl, u just think ur all that and ur actually not.
He's a lot more of "All that" than you are.

fine i edited it are u happy now? MY ASS ur sig is "valid" ur sig is false to me and to alot of ppl, u just think ur all that and ur actually not.

It's awesome how you're wrong all the time.

ARRGGHHH my sig is a title of a song ok i have really bad PMS rite now and every one is out to get me and every one is pissing me off AND GIRLS DO RULE THE WORLD and dofkop is a nasty word in Afrikaans discribing u SO BITE ME BLEH
and if women didnt rule the world u would all be SCREWED
and by the way led ur sig is FALSE

If women ruled the world... then no, we wouldnt be getting screwed.

What about lesbians?

What about lesbians?
What about them? That is why they're called lesbians.

They'd be getting screwed.

He's a lot more of "All that" than you are.
and im more of all that than u will ever be

It's awesome how you're wrong all the time.
its so awesome watchin this and readin this

FFFF u ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

FFFF u ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Plug it up and stop your *****ing.

and im more of all that than u will ever be


its so awesome watchin this and readin this

FFFF u ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
I think you'll need to learn the word "you" is spelled y-o-u.

STOP TELLING ME HOW 2 SPELL! god damnit i know how 2 spell i just dont want 2 spell properly SO PISS OFF and mind ur own beeswax, i dont need some spelling bee 2 come and tell me how 2 spell thats why i go 2 school.

STOP TELLING ME HOW 2 SPELL! god damnit i know how 2 spell i just dont want 2 spell properly SO PISS OFF and mind ur own beeswax, i dont need some spelling bee 2 come and tell me how 2 spell thats why i go 2 school.
Five times you used 'two' in place of 'to'. Idiot. Obviously you do need people to constantly remind you how to spell. I suggest telling your teachers that you need special attention.

you r just doing that 2 annoy ne

I SMELL REALLY NICE! LIKE TUNA! what am i posting about again?

This is the most off topic argument ever.

that is the most random sig ever, but i like it

that is the most random sig ever, but i like it

Thanks, like my avatar?

haha: Your belt looks extremely tight. Let me loosen it for you.

and some random quote.... hmmm.... Hey hey hey, who wants to play... (actual line in the movie Fat Albert)

and, does anyone like my icon?

"Is that ladder in your stocking, or the stairway to heaven?"
"Let's play army. I'll lay down, and you can blow the hell outa me!"
"Nice legs. What time do they open?"
"Oh, i'm sorry. I thought that was a braille name tag."

Just some of my favs!

Thanks, like my avatar?

No, I do not.

I had a blind date once.

Her name was :'.:.'.:':.

can their be two led zeppelin fans in the forum...du du du dummm.

Don't be saying nothing bad about Led Zeppelin ( The band I mean feel free to say whatever you want about Led Zeppelin the user )

No no, stick up for both of us. Like we even need it.

Don't be saying nothing bad about Led Zeppelin ( The band I mean feel free to say whatever you want about Led Zeppelin the user )
We've been saying bad about Led forever.

We've been saying bad about Led forever.

Mostly behind my back, I'm assuming?

Well, not a lot. We try to, but you read it eventually.

That is true.

Led Zeppelin kisses men i hear. from treefalse nonetheless.

Led Zeppelin kisses men i hear. from treefalse nonetheless.
That was completly random and innapropriate.

Led Zeppelin kisses men i hear. from treefalse nonetheless.

I kiss WOmen.

That was completly random and innapropriate.

i didnt realize.

" Do you believe in love on first sight? Or do I have to turn and look back at you again"
________________________________

"Did it hurt?"

-Did what hurt?

"When you fell from heaven?"

__________________________________

(A mean one)

"Hey lady you dropped something, My Jaw!"

Come into a bar with an extendo arm thing.

Woman: "What's that for?"

Man: "When I have to pee."

(A mean one)

"Hey lady you dropped something, My Jaw!"


that was pretty mean. the anger, the passion, all that raw emotion in just one sentence. i can hardly contain myself.

Rabbit face is a little open on these forums isn't she? I don't know many girls who would openly tell a forum that they are PMSing badly at the moment. You need to relax girl.

The reason everyone hates Led is because he's always more correct than you are.

well i am not your average type of girl, all guys that i know, know that......thats who i am i am an open person, thats one of my trade marks, well i dont care anyway cos i dont know you and i am never going to meet you, so i can say anyting, it doesnt bother me.

well i am not your average type of girl

please tell me wats an average type girl?

GIRLS DO RULE THE WORLD
and by the way led ur sig is FALSE

girls dont rule the world (should do, but dont) both men and women do because without us obviously no1 would exsist bcause we have the babies BUT without men they wouldnt either because we wouldnt be able to shag without em to make babies.

led can believe what he likes about his sig i mean he knows himself better than anyone else for all we know it could be true (although i do very much doubt it)

i am never going to meet you, so i can say anyting

Erm, Please, You've said enough. Don't day any more.

please tell me wats an average type girl?

girls dont rule the world (should do, but dont) both men and women do because without us obviously no1 would exsist bcause we have the babies BUT without men they wouldnt either because we wouldnt be able to shag without em to make babies.

led can believe what he likes about his sig i mean he knows himself better than anyone else for all we know it could be true (although i do very much doubt it)

well im sorry but where i live women DO besides my sig has changed, so get over it

that was pretty mean. the anger, the passion, all that raw emotion in just one sentence. i can hardly contain myself.

Now you've made him mad.

well im sorry but where i live women DO besides my sig has changed, so get over it
Time for you to get back to the real world.

well im sorry but where i live women DO besides my sig has changed, so get over it

i dont care that much jeez i was just bored and wanted sumin ta argue about...

well im sorry but where i live women DO besides my sig has changed, so get over it
Well you need some real men like me to tell you to get back in the kitchen and if you don't you'll get a black eye. Don't give me lip, or I'll bust yours.

please tell me wats an average type girl?



girls dont rule the world (should do, but dont) both men and women do because without us obviously no1 would exsist bcause we have the babies BUT without men they wouldnt either because we wouldnt be able to shag without em to make babies.

led can believe what he likes about his sig i mean he knows himself better than anyone else for all we know it could be true (although i do very much doubt it)


No, I do kick ass.

No, I do kick ass.

really you kick asses?
oh wait i've done that before i kick ass to.

Well you need some real men like me to tell you to get back in the kitchen and if you don't you'll get a black eye. Don't give me lip, or I'll bust yours.
oh pur-leez im NOT the kinda girl, who gets told wat to do, if any guy talks to me like that face to face, it will be them who gets the busted lip and black eye

Well you need some real men like me to tell you to get back in the kitchen and if you don't you'll get a black eye. Don't give me lip, or I'll bust yours.

ahahahahahahaa yeah you wish.