here are some jokes,

2 blondes walk into a building, you would have thought 1 of them would have seen it,

blond walks into a hairdressers wit a wlkman on, the hairdresser says i will have to take the walkman off so i can cut your hair, the blonde shouts out no you can't take it off i will die, the hair dresser laughs and then says now can you take it off now so i can cut your hair, and the blonde repeats no you can't i will die, the hair dresser gets pissed off and rips the walkman off and suprisingly the blonde drops down dead, the hair dresser listens to wot is on the walkman and on the walkman has on it, breath in and breath out, breath in and breath out,

a bird and bull are at the bottom of a tree and the bird says to the bull i wish i could get to the top of the tree but i have no energy, the bull says eat some of my dung cause it has proteins in which will give you energy, so the bird takes some and eats a little every day getting higher and higher up the tree untill he reaches the top, then the farmer shots him down, the moral of the story is bullshi-t will get you to the top, but it wont keep you there,

add your jokes

once upon a time there was a man who told bad jokes and everyone laughed at him. he thought it was because he was funny but it was cause he was a retard. seriously man you are stupid.
(go play the flame game)

hay i got these jokes off the net, i didn't asy they were good, so don't dis me dick

Several monks were spotted near the Playboy Mansion the other day. The said monks set up small floral stands on the property, selling flowers to random passerby, in an attempt to raise money for charity. However, Hugh Hefner was displeased with the moks on his property. He called the police, and the monks were quietly escorted away from his mansion. A survey says that most people wouldn't care if quiet monks set up on their property. But apparently, only Hugh can stop Florist Friars.

*Blonde Joke*.
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are all in prison when the jail break alarm goes off. Amidst the confusion, the three girls escape from their cell, and take off running. When they get outside, the cops notice the three girls. They and their dogs begin to chase the women.
Faster and faster, closer and closer. The police were closing in on them when the redhead scurried up a tree. The dogs barked up the tree, and the police yelled, "We know you're up there! Give up and come down!" The redhead goes "Chirp chirp! Chirp chirp!"
"Oh, it's just a bird," the police say, so they take off after the other two girls.
Faster and faster, closer and closer. The police were closing in on them when the brunette scurried up a tree. The dogs barked up the tree, and the police yelled, "We know you're up there! Give up and come down!" The brunette goes "Hoo hoo! Hoo hoo!"
"Oh, it's just an owl," the police say, so they take off after the blonde.
Faster and faster, closer and closer. The police were closing in on her when the brlonde scurried up a tree. The dogs barked up the tree, and the police yelled, "We know you're up there! Give up and come down!" The blonde thinks about what the other two did, and goes, "MOOOOOOOO!".

Ok, I think thats enough for now.

Hehe...that was okay but it didn't make me laugh hard.

If I start a Yo Mamma thread it wouldn't be compared to THIS one would it?

Several monks were spotted near the Playboy Mansion the other day. The said monks set up small floral stands on the property, selling flowers to random passerby, in an attempt to raise money for charity. However, Hugh Hefner was displeased with the moks on his property. He called the police, and the monks were quietly escorted away from his mansion. A survey says that most people wouldn't care if quiet monks set up on their property. But apparently, only Hugh can stop Florist Friars.

*Blonde Joke*.
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are all in prison when the jail break alarm goes off. Amidst the confusion, the three girls escape from their cell, and take off running. When they get outside, the cops notice the three girls. They and their dogs begin to chase the women.
Faster and faster, closer and closer. The police were closing in on them when the redhead scurried up a tree. The dogs barked up the tree, and the police yelled, "We know you're up there! Give up and come down!" The redhead goes "Chirp chirp! Chirp chirp!"
"Oh, it's just a bird," the police say, so they take off after the other two girls.
Faster and faster, closer and closer. The police were closing in on them when the brunette scurried up a tree. The dogs barked up the tree, and the police yelled, "We know you're up there! Give up and come down!" The brunette goes "Hoo hoo! Hoo hoo!"
"Oh, it's just an owl," the police say, so they take off after the blonde.
Faster and faster, closer and closer. The police were closing in on her when the brlonde scurried up a tree. The dogs barked up the tree, and the police yelled, "We know you're up there! Give up and come down!" The blonde thinks about what the other two did, and goes, "MOOOOOOOO!".

Ok, I think thats enough for now.
mine is basicly the same but they go into a barn the red head is behind a horse and goes "nneehhh" then the brunette is behind a cow and goes "moo" and the bloned is behind a sack of potatos and says "POTATOS"...

i used to be good at blonde jokes.

ok, a guy is jogging along when he sees a tennis ball on the ground, so he picked it up and put it in his pocket, he comes to a set of traffic lights where the was a blond wait also, she notices a bulge in the mans pocket (the tennis ball) and she askes "whats that?" the man replies "tennis ball"
"ouch that must hurt! i had tennis elbow once"

a guy is walking in the park an he sees a blonde hanging from a tree buy a rope around her waist, he asks her what she is doing, she explains that she is depressed and that shes hanging her self, the man says "isnt the rope sposed to go round ur neck?" the blonde replied "i tried that but i couldnt breathe"

and some "yo mumma" jokes:

yo mummas so fat that when shes wearing a raincoat people stick their thumbs out and say "TAXI!"

yo mummas so fat that if she was in E.T and rode the bike over the moon she'd create a solar eclipse

2 jokes;

(1) A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected:
A half-gallon of 2% milk,
A carton of eggs,
A quart of orange juice,
A head of romaine lettuce,
A 2 lb. can of coffee,
And a 1 lb. package of bacon.

As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single." The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status.

Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"

The drunk replied, "...Cause you're ugly."


(2) An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend.

The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring and showed it to him. The old man said, "I don't think you understand, I want something very special."

At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over. "Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000," the jeweler said. The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement. The old man seeing this said, "We'll take it."

The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the old man stated, by check. " I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I'll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon," he said.

Monday morning, a very teed-off jeweler phoned the old man.
"There's no money in that account."

"I know", said the old man, "but can you imagine the weekend I had?"

Several monks were spotted near the Playboy Mansion the other day. The said monks set up small floral stands on the property, selling flowers to random passerby, in an attempt to raise money for charity. However, Hugh Hefner was displeased with the moks on his property. He called the police, and the monks were quietly escorted away from his mansion. A survey says that most people wouldn't care if quiet monks set up on their property. But apparently, only Hugh can stop Florist Friars.

WOOO!! A who's line fan!!

There was a blonde walking by and she came upon some railroad tracks. There was a brunette skipping down the railroad tracks singing "21, 21. 21, 21." The blonde thinks this is fun, so she joins. A train comes by. The brunette jumps off the tracks and the blonde gets hit and dies. After the train passes, the brunette gets back on and sings "22, 22. 22, 22."