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john
07-17-2005, 03:46 AM
if you haven't figured it out, thursday was actually the 7th day (i'm not sure why i thought it was the 5th or 6th day). (i can't believe i reached my quote either).

i try to be a nice guy, but sometimes things are just too funny not to post (http://gprime.net/video.php/pottercrash) [ 2523KB ]. warning harry potter fans .. read the warning!

see you monday :) (and please don't hurt me)

andY
07-17-2005, 04:14 AM
wow that was so funny. i never knew there were fans for harry potter that would get that mad

nutcase
07-17-2005, 06:05 AM
will never watch it, at least till i've finished the book, now to read it...

You realise i'm going to have to annex myself from these forums too because people could post it and i would unwittingly read it.

killkrazy
07-17-2005, 07:10 AM
who posted that film

mathieumg
07-17-2005, 07:31 AM
ROFL!

Snape ...*spoiler*!!!! hahaha!!!

Snow
07-17-2005, 10:10 AM
I thought that he would die because my friend told me that two people die in the book. I knew that one was dumbledore. I'm only on the second chapter now so...

AuraHACK
07-17-2005, 12:06 PM
that was awesome. heh. i liked the last one who yelled. "YOU *****!!!!". Good stuff. Now I'm all happy. I know good things can happen.

Kakt
07-17-2005, 12:48 PM
I guess it would be funnier if I knew ANYTHING about Harry Potter? ;)

AuraHACK
07-17-2005, 12:57 PM
i dont know **** about it and it still made me laugh. its just so funny.... especially at the end "Noooooooooooooooo you *****! YOU *****!!

Hewhoshallnotbenamed
07-17-2005, 01:58 PM
I find it hilarious XD anybody that gets that worked up over a book needs a new hobby :P

Rabbit face
07-17-2005, 02:01 PM
i neva really wanted to kno that but anyhoooadle its my fault anyways who cares im gonna read the book anyways. im not a huge fan but we have the movies at home an iv read all the books even tho i cant rememba wat happened in the last book it was sooooooooooooooooooo boring all i can rememba is something about mr malfoy and harry running down a corridor and somthing bout a secret room and romance of sum kind how gives a **** anyways.

AuraHACK
07-17-2005, 04:01 PM
Ahaha its after watching it 6 times you notice the little things like at the end, one of the two persons is holding a bag (which I'm guessing contains the book itself) so she was on her way home to read it. HAHA! Good job man. Shows them for being excited over a book i guess.

rahx
07-17-2005, 07:53 PM
OH MY GOD, JOHN! I CAN"T BELIEVE YOU POSTED THAT!!!!!!!!!11111111[shift+1][shift+1]

Oh well.

Now..should I..tell my sister..? bwhahaha

Snow
07-17-2005, 09:46 PM
I guess it's like if someone tells you whos going to win a sports game, it kind of takes the fun out of it. I guess. I read it, but I'm not obsessed with it. I loved the kid at the end swearing at the guy.

Edit:50th post!

treefalse
07-17-2005, 09:57 PM
Hey, it's rahx. How've you been?

rahx
07-18-2005, 12:38 AM
hey, been good. you? oy vey, the spammage! :P

bald muffin
07-18-2005, 01:07 AM
AHAHAHAHAHAAAA...
Wow... the whiney "NOOOOO" at the end sounds sweet to the ear.

treefalse
07-18-2005, 02:30 AM
I've been good rahx. I started an avitar buisness, with no profit or loss, which is going pretty well. Most every poorly made avitar that people are using here are made by me. I feel special. =)

shoek
07-18-2005, 09:32 AM
some people might find that Harry Potter fans should get a life, but the same would go for the jokester, because even though this joke is quite harmless, i think, i still don't see the fun in willingly hurting other people's feelings.

blackice
07-18-2005, 12:49 PM
if you haven't figured it out, thursday was actually the 7th day (i'm not sure why i thought it was the 5th or 6th day). (i can't believe i reached my quote either).

1 - "on the first day of christmas ..." posted by john on july 08, 2005 3:33 am est
2 - "0.2857142857" posted by john on july 09, 2005 12:38 pm est
3 - "come on, it still counts" posted by john on july 10, 2005 11:12 pm est
4 - "uh oh" posted by john on july 12, 2005 12:01 am est
5 - "*click click*" posted by john on july 13, 2005 12:00 am est
6 - "crazy crazy" posted by john on july 14, 2005 12:10 am est
7 - ???

I'm only seeing 6 john :)

Snow
07-18-2005, 01:32 PM
Maybe because on "uh-oh" there were two parts to it, idk.

but if not I only counted six.

nutcase
07-18-2005, 02:57 PM
yeah i was wondering about that

must be strange weeks in america

bagel head
07-18-2005, 07:07 PM
but john is in canada???

Snow
07-18-2005, 08:02 PM
wait, how can weeks be different besides a few hours for the timezones?

gussa
07-19-2005, 02:36 AM
im gonna wait for tha movies anyway. there cheaper where i come from.
p.s. nooooooooooooooooooooo you ***** \. rofl lolz that was the fsisim

nutcase
07-19-2005, 07:37 AM
but john is in canada???

sorry, i couldn't remember who was where...

SkuzzleButt
07-19-2005, 03:19 PM
Hello everyone, Im new here but was linked here about this video. I am the guy in this video, it was filmed at the barnes and noble in Grand Prairie, Texas. I made this video for http://genmay.com , thought I would just drop by and take credit.

Nova
07-19-2005, 10:01 PM
Hello everyone, Im new here but was linked here about this video. I am the guy in this video, it was filmed at the barnes and noble in Grand Prairie, Texas. I made this video for http://genmay.com , thought I would just drop by and take credit.


GOOD stuff skuzzlebutt.... you represent all of us everywhere who love to mess with people, and you did a good job with it

treefalse
07-20-2005, 01:48 AM
Hello everyone, Im new here but was linked here about this video. I am the guy in this video, it was filmed at the barnes and noble in Grand Prairie, Texas. I made this video for http://genmay.com , thought I would just drop by and take credit.
How do we KNOW it's really you?

domisi
07-20-2005, 11:36 AM
I can confirm that he is indeed the creator of the video.

imsolittle
07-20-2005, 12:27 PM
That was freakin hilareous. Posting that was a good decision.

blackice
07-20-2005, 01:40 PM
my point stands .. skuzzle thinks he's so awesome but he's really afraid of geeks dressing up as wizards

"if you dont like my posts, dont read them"
The use of this forum is dependent on your agreement to abide by the rules that have been laid out. I will make it a point to read all your posts prior to anyone else seeing them to ensure that they follow our rules since you seem to have the attitude that they do not apply to you.

giantbonersarefun
07-20-2005, 04:41 PM
I find it hilarious XD anybody that gets that worked up over a book needs a new hobby :P

one could argue.. that anyone who posts on forums such as gprime.net needs a new hobby :o...

P.S. I probably would have taken ur license plate and killed u... but its still funny cuz i wasnt there... u *******

TexGasm
07-20-2005, 08:20 PM
Its been a few days since Monday and I still dont see you =(.

murderbydeath
07-21-2005, 01:09 AM
i would have been pissed. but that's damn funny.

F4shi0nabl3
07-21-2005, 06:23 AM
Ruining a book is mean, but hey, maybe they'll read a better one now.

Jack92
07-21-2005, 07:07 AM
there is no better book! Harry Potter is their life!!!

that http://genmay.com is a good site. i love the babes! shame about covering the nipples and stuff!

oh yeah and the HP vid is good, its a shame that they gave the death away

ottawaguy
07-21-2005, 08:53 AM
I'm sorry... I just don't get how ruining a surpirse for a bunch of kids is fun/funny...? If you think it's sad that people are "obsessed" with book like Harry Potter, isn't it worse that some people don;t have anything better to do than to go out at 1 am and ruin a surprise for a bunch of kids?

burnedout_99
07-21-2005, 10:42 AM
What's worse than these kids that are obsessed with Harry Potter is the adults that dress up like star wars and star trek characters. I see a kid dressing up as a wizard okay, but an adult dressing up like some galaxy fighting movie character? Give me a break.

wetard13
07-21-2005, 02:58 PM
Dam that is some funny Sh**! Personally I had the book finished before I saw this. I'm a fan and all, but people who are waiting outside a book store at 1 o'clock in the morning deserve to have it ruined for them. Great job man. And what did you do, skim though the book to find the juicy stuff? 1000000000000000000000000000000000 prop points, Lol.

Led_Zeppelin
07-21-2005, 06:32 PM
Hello everyone, Im new here but was linked here about this video. I am the guy in this video, it was filmed at the barnes and noble in Grand Prairie, Texas. I made this video for http://genmay.com , thought I would just drop by and take credit.


How did you know about that information? My guess is that it was leaked over the internet? (The information in the video, I don't want to spoil it for anyone still reading)

SgtBilco
07-22-2005, 11:42 PM
haha good vid..... never thought people would get so pissed off about harry pot-head *cough* excuse me... harry potter

Led_Zeppelin
07-22-2005, 11:44 PM
Harry Pot-head: It's just not funny anymore I tells ya!

Charles rules you all!
07-23-2005, 11:30 PM
it used to be hairless pot head

nutcase
07-24-2005, 10:59 AM
I've never heard any of these terms...

Maybe it comes from living in England...

Pyromaster114
07-24-2005, 09:19 PM
That's inspirational!!!
I'm gonna yell that at some unsuspecting person that is reading the book!

Spbeyond
07-24-2005, 11:19 PM
Okay, so i've never read a harry Potter book in my life and those harry potter fans are some raging retards, but i have got to say that movie was so stupid..... Just someone ruining something that someone else has been waiting for, god what an *******...

treefalse
07-24-2005, 11:33 PM
Harry Pot-head: It's just not funny anymore I tells ya!
Or my favorite, Harry Bladder. As seen on All That. =D

Spbeyond
07-25-2005, 02:11 AM
Or my favorite, Harry Bladder. As seen on All That. =D
Um, so is the average age of the poster on this forum around 13?

murderbydeath
07-25-2005, 09:53 AM
Didnt the whole age argument allready occur?

The Anti-Christ
07-25-2005, 02:54 PM
Didnt the whole age argument allready occur?

Quite a few times, actually. I found the video kinda humorous, while stupid at the same time. Get a life. Somebody asked about where he got the information. Some people will get the book and skip to the end because they're impatient. My guess is that the person that did this has a friend on the east coast that did such a thing and gave him the information.

On another note: Did John die? I hope not.

Puppet
07-25-2005, 04:11 PM
Quite a few times, actually. I found the video kinda humorous, while stupid at the same time. Get a life. Somebody asked about where he got the information. Some people will get the book and skip to the end because they're impatient. My guess is that the person that did this has a friend on the east coast that did such a thing and gave him the information.

On another note: Did John die? I hope not.
omg u made a post are u back to stay

treefalse
07-25-2005, 04:19 PM
Um, so is the average age of the poster on this forum around 13?
What does that have to do with anything? That show has been on for 5 years.

murderbydeath
07-25-2005, 04:56 PM
yeah i remeber the old all that with danny tamboreli and kenan and kel.. ahh good ol' days.


i'm repair man man man man man...

and even though it doesnt matter i've been 17 for about two months. just thought i'd say.

treefalse
07-25-2005, 06:16 PM
They had an entire new cast about 5 years ago. But I loved the old one, too.

I'm, repair boy boy boy boy boy...

The Anti-Christ
07-25-2005, 08:34 PM
All that is dead to me. The new cast, new writers, and new producers killed it. Dead I tell you. I'm 17 as well.. for about 2 months.. but I know a lot of people her are a bit young and, well, slow. And yes Puppet, I'll try to post some more.. I've been mostly just looking at the videos, when they rarely come, and not posting. I might check in and post some more.

murderbydeath
07-25-2005, 08:44 PM
yeah nick has def. declined these days. now i watch adult swim, and perhaps one day when i mature a little more, i'll enjoy finer things like the history channel and the weather channel.

The Anti-Christ
07-26-2005, 12:03 AM
It's not just Nick that has gone downhill. If you pay any attention, all the old show's we used to watch kicked ass, but now, they all suck. What's out now, Kim Possible? A crime fighting cheerleader? Who the hell writes this stuff. What we used to watch, at least I did, was the old pink panther show, that kicked ass, and Ren and Stimpy, before they went ***, those were shows.

murderbydeath
07-26-2005, 12:41 AM
ahh and rocko's modern life and pete and pete, and even stuff like the munsters. hmm to old. but it was still awesome.

so was clarissa explains it all.

Frylock
07-26-2005, 01:08 AM
Ruining kids books.....for little kids.......I forgot how cool that was.

Thats like going to a movie, and then this ******* coming up after you payed all this money to see the movie, and telling you the ending. I know its happened to all of us. Oh yeah, its not that much fun, is it?

Everyone has something they like, for example Harry Potter or whatever. This guy who made the movie likes something too, so what goes around comes around.

The point of me posting this is, this could be anything. This could be the last Matrix movie, this could be the ending to a video game, etc. I guess its just easier to ruin kids books because they can't beat you up...

E-Money
07-26-2005, 01:32 AM
All I can say is that the guy who did this really knows what to do with his time. I love doing that to people. I've seen four people, I've said it to them, and each time I thank god I can run fast. We had a Harry Potter party in town, with over 500 people in one building. If only I had known sooner. I vomit, simply thinking about how funny it would have been. Yes I've read the books, yes they're rather imaginitive. But man, the "trekkies" of Harry Potter... or shall I say, the "Potties", all need to move out of their parents' basements and get jobs.

On an Unrelated note. I really Like that Abduction billy bob thing game that Led Zep Posted (ALL HAIL THE FIERCE RULER LED ZEPPLIN) but uh, I really have no clue, I want to see how it ends. Could someone Email me a guide or simply post it on this thread? I'll be very grateful. Should you choose to email me, it's: pink-floyd99@hotmail.com, please entitle "Billy Bob Abduction Guide" or something like that.
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EDIT!: I beat it. I just needed to ask all the people in the city hall if they had seen the UFO for the SECOND time, and I needed to put the mouse into the Kitchen, and get the note, and smash the dude with the Sledgehammer.

Sorry for wimpin out.

Willy_Wonka
07-26-2005, 12:22 PM
Ren and stimpy rules! What rolls down stairs, goes over repairs, and runs over your neighbor's dog? It's made of wood, you know its good, ITS LOG, LOG, LOG! Its LOG! Its LOG! Its big, its heavy, its wood! Its LOG! Its LOG! Its better than bad, its good! Come on and get your log! Everyone get your log! LOG! FROM BLAMMO!

The Anti-Christ
07-26-2005, 12:53 PM
Ren and stimpy rules! What rolls down stairs, goes over repairs, and runs over your neighbor's dog? It's made of wood, you know its good, ITS LOG, LOG, LOG! Its LOG! Its LOG! Its big, its heavy, its wood! Its LOG! Its LOG! Its better than bad, its good! Come on and get your log! Everyone get your log! LOG! FROM BLAMMO!

I must say that you went overboard there. I have no idea what you're talking about, though it does sound familiar. Is that that stupid comic book type show? Kablam?

Willy_Wonka
07-26-2005, 12:57 PM
It was a little commercial from ren and stimpy....

The Anti-Christ
07-26-2005, 01:02 PM
ah, still don't know what you're talking about. Hah, I guess that's just too old for me. It has been a while though... I'd say upwards of 14 years.

Edit: Just to test and see if it will delete this... ass-hole

Edit again: Heh, it doesn't, how odd.

Ęther
07-26-2005, 03:30 PM
That guy probably thought he was really cool and innovative. But when you think about it, he didn't have the balls to get out of his mom's minivan and confront a bunch of Harry Potter fans who weren't even their teens yet.

Weak.

The Anti-Christ
07-26-2005, 03:52 PM
Actually.. if you pay attention, the chick that yells ***** is obviously in her teens, and the little kids "not in their teens' are there with parents that like that most likely like the series as well.

Not so weak, I'm sure he'd get his ass kicked if he got out of the car.

Ęther
07-26-2005, 03:54 PM
Actually, very weak.

Who's afraid of Harry Potter kids and their parents? And who goes around spoiling the book cruising in their mom's minivan?

murderbydeath
07-26-2005, 04:55 PM
dude my best friend's first car was a minivan. it's his, not his moms. you gotta take what you can get sometimes. and he was cpt. of our soccer team and an awesome guy. would you have been more satisfied if this kid rolled up in a firebird, got out of the car and hit all the fans with a chain.

actually i would have been more satisfied as well.

Pacstar
07-26-2005, 06:39 PM
Actually.. if you pay attention, the chick that yells ***** is obviously in her teens, and the little kids "not in their teens' are there with parents that like that most likely like the series as well.

Not so weak, I'm sure he'd get his ass kicked if he got out of the car.

Lol, well I found it funny cause I'm not really in the harry potter thing. But a mate of mine just had finished the book and I gave him the warning what the clip was about and he didnt find it funny at all.

The Anti-Christ
07-26-2005, 07:47 PM
I never said it was the right thing to do, get off my case. But, anybody has the strength to kick your ass if they have the right motivation. In this case, the parents would most likely be pissed that you spoiled their book, and they would kick your ass. I realize this guy is a wuss, spoiling a book for some harry potter fans, but talking about his choice of transportation is weak as well, on your part.

E-Money
07-26-2005, 08:51 PM
Jesus, who cares about the car? Can't people just laugh at the comical Genius and not ***** and Bicker over the stupid details?

I simply think it's funny because he was doing something completely legal, just unethical and unscrupulous. There is no law that prevents ruining the ending of a book. It's not even considered "disturbing the peace", but the woman's retaliation by calling him whatever she called him, might be considered a disturbance. But then again, this IS Texas.

Requital
07-27-2005, 02:18 PM
- Rosebud is a sled.
- Turns out it's present day.
- The walrus was paul.
- I shot JR.
- In Jurassic Park the dinosaur eats everyone but an openly *** Jeff Goldbloom (it gets weird at the end, with him coming out).
- Soylent green is made of peeeeeople!!!!
- Bruce Willis is dead.
- Charlton Heston sees the Statue of Liberty, and realizes he was on Earth the whole time, but in the future.
- Rochester has a crazy wife living in the attic; Grace Poole is only her nurse.
- His mother died years ago, and he dresses up as her to commit the murders.
- The whole town comes to his aid, and gives him enough money to cover the missing deposit, and Clarence gets his wings.
- Jesus gets tacked up. But he gets over it.
- It's 2004 and they're living in a large nature reserve with a no-fly zone.
- Turns out Bruce Willis was an automobile decoration consisting of a raised horizontal metal surface all along.
- KHANNNNNNNNNNNNNN....
- The chick has a dick.
- It was Ozmandius all along.
- She smothered her children with a pillow and then shot herself. It's really 1937, not 1917.
- It's all just been a horrible dream!
- NEO AND TRINITY BOTH ****ING DIE
- Mr Glass blew up the train.
- Everybody lives happily ever after.
- Bob is her father - he's possessed.
- His soul is in the briefcase.
- Joey marries the duck
- Jesus gets tacked up. But he gets over it.
- And then Bob wakes up, and it was all a dream -- Vermont, the two Darrells, everything! -- and there's Suzanne Pleshette there to reassure him, and happily, it's 1973 all over again.
- Really, there can be only one, but they'll make sequels anyway.
- Col. Mustard in the Drawing Room with the Candlestick.
- Jesus tosses the Book of Life laptop in the water and Armageddon is averted.
- Michael has Fredo killed.
- After a struggle on the cliffs over the fiery pit, Gollum bites off the ring and the finger, and falls in, destroying it and saving the world.
- Of course, the punchline is that Klinger winds up staying in Korea after everyone else leaves, because he likes it there after all. I know, go figure.
- The narrator did it.
- After about 15 minutes or so trying different positions, the delivery boy climaxes rather messily, and then he puts his overalls back on and leaves her with her pizza. He does not ask for payment.
- The narrator is Tyler Durden.
- The President orders New York City to be nuked.
- The whole thing was dreamed up by an autistic boy as he played with a little plastic snow globe with a hospital in it.
- After the clock strikes midnight everything that takes place occurs in a "tangent" universe.
- And even after Number 6 escapes "The Village", he's still a Prisoner (and thirty years later, having grown hairless and toothless, gets a job as the dancing mascot for Six Flags).
- Kelly, Ozone, and Turbo save the community center.
- Screech wins against Horschack.
- They cross the streams, despite earlier advice suggesting that 'crossing the streams was Bad.
- The couple in the orange jersey LOVES their new living room, while the couple in the blue jersey think Hilde's color choice is all wrong, and they won't be able to live with their new bedroom, AT ALL.
- Buckaroo commandeers an alien lifeboat, lasers the fleeing Dr Lizardo and Red Lectroids, parachutes back to Earth and resurrects Penny with a statically-charged kiss.
- It looks like they're going to get away with it, but the bus skids and ends up teetering on the edge of a cliff, with the gold threatening to fall into the valley. Charlie says "I've got a great idea," but the credits start rolling and you never find out what it is.
- It was all just a big joke that Sean Penn played on Michael Douglas for his 40th birthday party.
- The whole everlasting gobstopper thing was just a test, and Slugworthy actually worked for Willy Wonka.
- Turns out the rope didn't break after all.
- After getting drunk and sleeping with Seymour, Enid takes the bus.
- The owl bites through to the tootsie roll center after three licks.
- Superfly ends up having to kick some ass.
- Frodo lives. Charlotte dies. Jesus does both.

XD
Poetic justice.

The Anti-Christ
07-28-2005, 12:34 AM
If you wrote that.. you have too much time on your hands. If you didn't write it.. I don't see any credit given. Then again, it doesn't really deserve credit.

murderbydeath
07-28-2005, 12:38 AM
- Rosebud is a sled.
- Turns out it's present day.
- The walrus was paul.
- I shot JR.
- In Jurassic Park the dinosaur eats everyone but an openly *** Jeff Goldbloom (it gets weird at the end, with him coming out).
- Soylent green is made of peeeeeople!!!!
- Bruce Willis is dead.
- Charlton Heston sees the Statue of Liberty, and realizes he was on Earth the whole time, but in the future.
- Rochester has a crazy wife living in the attic; Grace Poole is only her nurse.
- His mother died years ago, and he dresses up as her to commit the murders.
- The whole town comes to his aid, and gives him enough money to cover the missing deposit, and Clarence gets his wings.
- Jesus gets tacked up. But he gets over it.
- It's 2004 and they're living in a large nature reserve with a no-fly zone.
- Turns out Bruce Willis was an automobile decoration consisting of a raised horizontal metal surface all along.
- KHANNNNNNNNNNNNNN....
- The chick has a dick.
- It was Ozmandius all along.
- She smothered her children with a pillow and then shot herself. It's really 1937, not 1917.
- It's all just been a horrible dream!
- NEO AND TRINITY BOTH ****ING DIE
- Mr Glass blew up the train.
- Everybody lives happily ever after.
- Bob is her father - he's possessed.
- His soul is in the briefcase.
- Joey marries the duck
- Jesus gets tacked up. But he gets over it.
- And then Bob wakes up, and it was all a dream -- Vermont, the two Darrells, everything! -- and there's Suzanne Pleshette there to reassure him, and happily, it's 1973 all over again.
- Really, there can be only one, but they'll make sequels anyway.
- Col. Mustard in the Drawing Room with the Candlestick.
- Jesus tosses the Book of Life laptop in the water and Armageddon is averted.
- Michael has Fredo killed.
- After a struggle on the cliffs over the fiery pit, Gollum bites off the ring and the finger, and falls in, destroying it and saving the world.
- Of course, the punchline is that Klinger winds up staying in Korea after everyone else leaves, because he likes it there after all. I know, go figure.
- The narrator did it.
- After about 15 minutes or so trying different positions, the delivery boy climaxes rather messily, and then he puts his overalls back on and leaves her with her pizza. He does not ask for payment.
- The narrator is Tyler Durden.
- The President orders New York City to be nuked.
- The whole thing was dreamed up by an autistic boy as he played with a little plastic snow globe with a hospital in it.
- After the clock strikes midnight everything that takes place occurs in a "tangent" universe.
- And even after Number 6 escapes "The Village", he's still a Prisoner (and thirty years later, having grown hairless and toothless, gets a job as the dancing mascot for Six Flags).
- Kelly, Ozone, and Turbo save the community center.
- Screech wins against Horschack.
- They cross the streams, despite earlier advice suggesting that 'crossing the streams was Bad.
- The couple in the orange jersey LOVES their new living room, while the couple in the blue jersey think Hilde's color choice is all wrong, and they won't be able to live with their new bedroom, AT ALL.
- Buckaroo commandeers an alien lifeboat, lasers the fleeing Dr Lizardo and Red Lectroids, parachutes back to Earth and resurrects Penny with a statically-charged kiss.
- It looks like they're going to get away with it, but the bus skids and ends up teetering on the edge of a cliff, with the gold threatening to fall into the valley. Charlie says "I've got a great idea," but the credits start rolling and you never find out what it is.
- It was all just a big joke that Sean Penn played on Michael Douglas for his 40th birthday party.
- The whole everlasting gobstopper thing was just a test, and Slugworthy actually worked for Willy Wonka.
- Turns out the rope didn't break after all.
- After getting drunk and sleeping with Seymour, Enid takes the bus.
- The owl bites through to the tootsie roll center after three licks.
- Superfly ends up having to kick some ass.
- Frodo lives. Charlotte dies. Jesus does both.

XD
Poetic justice.


that was pointless. but funny. i cant name half of those movies. but i can name the other half according to math.

kingdomspades
07-28-2005, 10:47 AM
the long post of spoilers ----> http://portland.typepad.com/scott/2004/09/spoilers.html

jaclyn
07-28-2005, 01:33 PM
that was great, i don't care about harry potter that much, so i watched it, i showed my friend and she got all mad lol

DvBennett
07-28-2005, 05:41 PM
Why do you idiots complain when something is spoiled for you? Did you not notice the size 12 bold font that said "warning harry potter fans .. read the warning!"? Next time maybe you should read before clicking. It's your own fault, you weren't forced to watch the video. Besides, what kind of people over thirteen years of age actually read Harry Potter? Get a life, *******s.

murderbydeath
07-28-2005, 10:55 PM
Why do you idiots complain when something is spoiled for you? Did you not notice the size 12 bold font that said "warning harry potter fans .. read the warning!"? Next time maybe you should read before clicking. It's your own fault, you weren't forced to watch the video. Besides, what kind of people over thirteen years of age actually read Harry Potter? Get a life, *******s.


what, i read that book holmes. and there's nothing wrong with that. do i not have a life?

kingdomspades
07-29-2005, 12:43 AM
hey im over 13 and i read the books i find them pretty good but im not obsessed like posting on a thread about it....

diet poop
07-29-2005, 02:20 PM
Besides, what kind of people over thirteen years of age actually read Harry Potter? Get a life, *******s.
You are an ass, you know that?

Drunken_Shinobi
07-29-2005, 06:51 PM
I'm 15 and I'm reading the book because I feel like it.....and there are plenty of adults out there that also read the book man.

chaos44994
07-29-2005, 09:27 PM
i read the all the harry potter books and the new one but im still gonna say thiss.............................snape kills dumbledore!!!!!!snape kills dumbledore!!!!!! snape kills dumbledore!!!!!! snape kills dumbledore!!!!!! that was fun saying

EquiNoX
07-29-2005, 09:48 PM
dude that last post wasnt cool what happens if someone read the comments but didnt watch the video bcuz of the warning? not cool man

the video was very funny though

The Anti-Christ
07-30-2005, 06:42 PM
Yea oky... I'm 17 and I've still read them. It's some sort of family thing my mother gets into, and living at home, I find it best to appease her while I still value my life. I don't think anybody here complained about the thing actually spoiling the ending, just that it was an idiotic thing to do, and that it wasn't a nice thing to do.

Edit: Where in the name of all that is holy is John.

Ilikepandas
07-30-2005, 10:02 PM
GET OVER IT!!! You've had enough time to read the book by now (Especially if you are a sad person who had a party to celebrate). I find using the book to my advantage so much fun- i stuck posters saying "snape kills dumbledore!" all over the place, and my cousin woudn't enter my room because I put the spoiler all over the wall. I also put lots of fake spoilers around my area as well (Dumbledore kills harry, Harry kills snape).
Im such a loser when it comes to harry potter fans :)

Willy_Wonka
07-31-2005, 01:08 PM
Why do you idiots complain when something is spoiled for you? Did you not notice the size 12 bold font that said "warning harry potter fans .. read the warning!"? Next time maybe you should read before clicking. It's your own fault, you weren't forced to watch the video. Besides, what kind of people over thirteen years of age actually read Harry Potter? Get a life, *******s.

Whats your problem? Anyone can read whatever they want! Im 13, I read Highlights magazines, so what?!? (I'm not stupid, i just like the search and finds. [Those get hard sometimes]) :-P

The Anti-Christ
07-31-2005, 06:15 PM
Why is it.. that whenever I make a post, an argument ensues. But when I just watch and read some of the comments, it's mostly peaceful. I find it quite humorous. Enough for a simple: Hah.

Drunken_Shinobi
07-31-2005, 11:42 PM
That's because God hates you for being the Anti-Christ. So in reaction of hating you...he places this curse on you for whenver you post on Gprime...someone argues. o.O

murderbydeath
08-01-2005, 12:43 AM
That's because God hates you for being the Anti-Christ. So in reaction of hating you...he places this curse on you for whenver you post on Gprime...someone argues. o.O


sounds like you put a lot of thought into that.

this is getting out of hand 90 comments plus mine?? we need an update.

The Anti-Christ
08-01-2005, 01:49 AM
Yea.. you thought too hard on that one. And in giving myself this name, it's supposed to tell you that I don't believe in god... thus making fun of any and all religions. So you saying he's putting a "curse" on me, doesn't do much. By the way, what kind of "loving" god puts curses on his people, even if they don't believe?

On another note.. my gprime.net doesn't show 90, it's stuck at 73... weird.

skittle5
08-01-2005, 12:20 PM
amen brother

sorry... but hooray for people who don't believe in fairy tales.

"god is like an imaginary friend for adults"

-Samuel L. Jackson, in Sphere

Stokes
08-01-2005, 05:16 PM
I just HAD to put that in my sig.

I had a good time watching that one! Nice!

Mouse
08-01-2005, 10:29 PM
That was hiliarious. Thank fully no one told me who had died the day I read it, which was the 16th and I read it on the lawn in Oxford. I plowed through it in 8 hours and couldn't mention who died because the other people there would kill me. Still this video is most amusing. There wasn't much of a line-up though. I was hoping for a big ass group of people. That would have made it much more amusing.

VooDew
08-02-2005, 11:25 PM
amen brother

sorry... but hooray for people who don't believe in fairy tales.

"god is like an imaginary friend for adults"

-Samuel L. Jackson, in Sphere

what about people who do believe in fairy tales?? i remember when i was younger, there was this story about a guy and a girl, and some snake that made them eat an apple....oh there was another one about some guy who parted water so he could cross it or something..... can't recall the name of either of those though....

The Anti-Christ
08-03-2005, 02:36 AM
Sure you can, you're just being sarcastic. But all that hocus pocus bull **** about Moses parting the Red Sea and some talking snake telling Adam and Eve to eat the forbidden fruit is for kids. As you said "when I was younger", but as an adult, basing your life on stories in a two millenia old bible is pointless. Why not live your life based on love? or friendship? I know both of those things are a bit sappy, and maybe people do, "have a friendship with god" or "love their god", but seriously, it's 2000 years old, haven't you ever heard of a rumor.

On a side note, there's a new show out called Mind of Mencias, which is rather intriguing. He brought this to my attention.

"God made two people, Adam and Eve, and only Adam and Eve. They had two sons, *insert names here*, and three daughters. How are we here? Somebody had to bone their sister."

Now, the government says incest is wrong, and the government, not in so many words, bases it's priorities off of religion. The first children born of God's children had sex.. but they were related. Wrong? I leave that to you.

nutcase
08-03-2005, 12:12 PM
Now, the government says incest is wrong, and the government, not in so many words, bases it's priorities off of religion. The first children born of God's children had sex.. but they were related. Wrong? I leave that to you.

That is a blooming good point, never thought of it that way myself.

The Anti-Christ
08-03-2005, 12:27 PM
Neither did I, that's why I gave credit to Mr. Mencias. Haha.. just have to say it, you just said blooming. Alright I'm done.

nutcase
08-03-2005, 01:33 PM
Shutttttttttttup, just cos i don't check what i type...

The Anti-Christ
08-03-2005, 03:35 PM
Obviously you nutcase.. hah.. couldn't resist myself.

zadorn
08-06-2005, 05:58 PM
dammit, you ruined the movie for me

Firedove
08-09-2005, 12:20 AM
Harry Potter readers have to dodge so much crap from people.
Very funny.

HPfanatic768
08-28-2005, 05:01 PM
Im a BIG HP fan and I found it to be the funniest sh** EVER!!!!!!! I was just glad that I wasnt in there....Its always funnier when its not you

Jellyman
05-23-2006, 04:51 PM
Actually, very weak.

Who's afraid of Harry Potter kids and their parents? And who goes around spoiling the book cruising in their mom's minivan?
Do u know how thick those books are? They would make good weapons.
Not weak.

bagel head
05-23-2006, 04:54 PM
Do u know how thick those books are? They would make good weapons.
Not weak.
Necro.

blackice
05-23-2006, 05:02 PM
http://abs.gprime.net/necro.jpeg

bagel head
05-23-2006, 05:03 PM
Nice..

Jellyman
05-23-2006, 06:36 PM
yep. im a civil war vetrian
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*veteran

Drunken_Shinobi
05-23-2006, 08:04 PM
.......No

viper.gtsr
05-23-2006, 08:14 PM
yep. im a civil war vetrian
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*veteran
Reported spam.

Jellyman
05-23-2006, 08:56 PM
Reported spam.
srry i didnt know. im still a noob. ive stopped

viper.gtsr
05-23-2006, 09:04 PM
srry i didnt know. im still a noob. ive stopped
Let's hope so...

Snow
05-23-2006, 09:46 PM
I should necro that thread about the little pimp or whatever.

xyz
06-03-2006, 01:11 PM
it's amazing how one book can and three words can make one cry. :D

pr0n_rulez
06-03-2006, 04:15 PM
Hahahahaha. Anyone have any more of these kinds of videos?

xyz
06-04-2006, 04:59 AM
take 1 (http://www.nearlygood.com/video/potterspoiler.html)

Boong
06-04-2006, 02:25 PM
You friggen lesbian!