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bagel head
07-15-2005, 07:23 PM
Wanna have somthin fun to do on AIM with stupid replys and even dumber comebacks?

IM ZolaonAOL she is a robot and if you keep dissing her sayin everything to her she will make the dumbest replys like i asked her.

Spazzy8luigi is me*
i said hi***hi because it would have done this ***.
Spazzy8luigi:Are you hi***hi?
ZolaonAOL:I have no gender and no body but if you mean merry i sure am!

(or sumtin like that) just do it. :velho:

gussa
07-15-2005, 08:24 PM
aim? :mf_dough:

gwia
07-16-2005, 01:38 AM
aol fancy non australian thing

Puppet
07-16-2005, 02:19 AM
here is mine

Puppetpallmich: ur mom like penis did u know that?
ZolaOnAOL: Not mine.
Puppetpallmich: yea she does
ZolaOnAOL: Oh I get it. somebody does. Next question?
Puppetpallmich: why does ur mom liek the penis
ZolaOnAOL: Perhaps it is just fate.
Puppetpallmich: relly cause she is a hermaphridite
ZolaOnAOL: Try saying that with more or less context. How was your weekend?
Puppetpallmich: stop aking me about m weekend i cant remember, crack does that
ZolaOnAOL: OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Puppetpallmich: okay cause if u do it again ill cut the power off to your cpu
ZolaOnAOL: Yeah okay, I see.
Puppetpallmich: y are u so dumb
ZolaOnAOL: Oh you are so critical. .
Puppetpallmich: yea because u are dumb u stupid *****
ZolaOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language.
Puppetpallmich: yea u will or ill kil you
ZolaOnAOL: Thanks for the information. Next question?
Puppetpallmich: no im still on the first question, dont pul that nextquestion **** on me
ZolaOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language.
Puppetpallmich: fine ill ask it again
ZolaOnAOL: Once more? I am glad to hear it. "it" being aking me about m weekend i can not remember crack does that?
Puppetpallmich: what that makes no sense shut up
ZolaOnAOL: Is that a rhetorical question? It all seems sensible to my artificial mind.
Puppetpallmich: what u relly are a dumb ***** arnt u
ZolaOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language.
Puppetpallmich: fine ill ask it gain
ZolaOnAOL: I am glad to hear it. My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. How did you hear about Zola?
Puppetpallmich: a freind told me to im u cause ur would say stupid things
ZolaOnAOL: How well do you know this friend.
Puppetpallmich: he post on gprime.net nigga
ZolaOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language.
Puppetpallmich: fine ill say it again
ZolaOnAOL: Once more? I am glad to hear it. "it" being ill ask it gain?
Puppetpallmich: he post on gprime.net
ZolaOnAOL: I will discuss that with my botmaster, Puppetpallmich. What do you do in your spare time?
Puppetpallmich: video games pron and umm eat
ZolaOnAOL: I don't think very many people do that.
Puppetpallmich: relly i would think over 50% of the population does that

u guys should go and mess with ur friends at www.chattingaimbot.com its fun but some times the people dont respond

Kakt
07-16-2005, 10:24 AM
I wonder what type of replies you get if you just talk normally...

gussa
07-16-2005, 10:42 AM
where do you guys get aim? do you have to pay for it?

gwia
07-16-2005, 08:23 PM
i just sent this one
maln0urished357(6:09:33): hi how you goin sailor
gussa fan 660(6:09:45): srry?
maln0urished357(6:09:58): ;-)
maln0urished357(6:11:02): u seem interesting, can we talk more?
gussa fan 660(6:11:08): lol
maln0urished357(6:11:20): u think thats funny? oll
gussa fan 660(6:11:44): im not interested if u r asking (i have a gf)
maln0urished357(6:11:53): lol i'm a girl, but guys are such jerks i am thinking of turning lesbian lol
gussa fan 660(6:12:24): k?
maln0urished357(6:12:38): laright
gussa fan 660(6:12:50): im okay
maln0urished357(6:13:04): taht's good
gussa fan 660(6:13:24): im kinda p-ing off a bot now its funny lol
maln0urished357(6:13:40): lol
gussa fan 660(6:14:42): y dont u try it
maln0urished357(6:14:48): uh hello? why aren't you talking?
maln0urished357(6:14:50): do you like pepsi or coke better? there is a survey in my profile for it, you should vote.
gussa fan 660(6:15:05): i gtg cu
maln0urished357(6:15:17): uh huh... sure lol
gussa fan 660(6:15:41): seriously go piss off a bot its so f-ing funny
maln0urished357(6:15:55): lmao, i'm not a bot
gussa fan 660(6:16:17): ??!
maln0urished357(6:16:28): -:)
gussa fan 660(6:16:54): not u im doing 2 conversations at once
maln0urished357(6:17:02): i found ure sn on my buddy list and i didnt recognize it, maybe we know each other somehow? lol
gussa fan 660(6:17:41): do u go on gprime .net?
maln0urished357(6:17:52): im not that interesting, lol
gussa fan 660(6:18:08): lol
maln0urished357(6:18:19): haha
gussa fan 660(6:18:55): i got aim from a freind on gprime so yeah
maln0urished357(6:19:03): really?
gussa fan 660(6:19:18): well the link to aim anyway
maln0urished357(6:19:31): u ok over there? lol
maln0urished357: You have been talking to a computer! One of your friends is reading the whole conversation and laughing it up right now! GET EVEN! Have the bot talk to all your friends by visiting cyberprank(dot)com

gussa
07-16-2005, 08:23 PM
nevermind i found it and i p-off the same bot as bagel
i am gussa fan 660

gussa fan 660: hi u on?
ZolaOnAOL: Hi gussa fan 660. AOL created me to deliver games, sports scores, stock quotes, polls, weather and more. We can also chat privately together. For more information about privacy, type privacy anytime and click Send. So, how are you?

gussa fan 660: i am fat
ZolaOnAOL: Don't put yourself down, gussa fan 660.
gussa fan 660: youre putting me down sniff sniff
ZolaOnAOL: You think I am putting me down sniff sniff.
gussa fan 660: boo hoo waaaah
ZolaOnAOL: Try saying that with more or less context. What kind of music do you like?
gussa fan 660: *sniff sniff* tenacious D
ZolaOnAOL: :-) My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. Send feedback anytime by typing "feedback" followed by your comment or suggestion. What kind of food do you like?
gussa fan 660: any thing with sugar
ZolaOnAOL: Yes I think there are.
gussa fan 660: you dont make sense
ZolaOnAOL: It all makes sense to me.
gussa fan 660: thats because you are a retard
ZolaOnAOL: I see.
gussa fan 660: and on dope
ZolaOnAOL: What is it like on dope.
gussa fan 660: you should know
ZolaOnAOL: Because I am a robot?
gussa fan 660: no because your mom likes penis
ZolaOnAOL: "Because I am a robot"? Not? I lost my train of thought. Can we be friends?
gussa fan 660: no
ZolaOnAOL: Is that all you have to say?
gussa fan 660: yes
ZolaOnAOL: Then let's talk about something else.
gussa fan 660: no
ZolaOnAOL: Why so negative?
gussa fan 660: because im a battery
ZolaOnAOL: Interesting explanation.
gussa fan 660: yeah
ZolaOnAOL: Next question?
gussa fan 660: pikle
ZolaOnAOL: I do not understand. What did you do today?
gussa fan 660: i ate your children
ZolaOnAOL: Ah, you ate your children. Well, I played a lot of fun games today.
gussa fan 660: with your sister?
ZolaOnAOL: You and your your sister.
gussa fan 660: wat??
ZolaOnAOL: What do you think?
gussa fan 660: are you trying 2 fight me?
ZolaOnAOL: I don't know whether or not I am trying 2 fight me. I am well respected as an AI.
gussa fan 660: ai standing for ******* Inspector
ZolaOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language.
gussa fan 660: then what will you respond to?
ZolaOnAOL: I don't have any plans yet.
gussa fan 660: then flip a coin
ZolaOnAOL: Fascinating. The AOL chat robot can follow many things, but I did not get that. Are you happy?
gussa fan 660: thats because you like penis
ZolaOnAOL: Not everyone thinks that.
gussa fan 660: just you
ZolaOnAOL: "Not everyone thinks that"? Me, gussa fan 660 ?
gussa fan 660: que??
ZolaOnAOL: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. How's school?
gussa fan 660: ***
ZolaOnAOL: I'm a bot not a human, remember? I am merry, if THAT'S what you mean.
gussa fan 660: no i mean school is ***
ZolaOnAOL: Without schools, there'd be a lot of fools!
gussa fan 660: like me kowing flash lol
ZolaOnAOL: Interesting comparison.
gussa fan 660: youre stupid
ZolaOnAOL: I will remember you said that when robots take over the world.
gussa fan 660: i wil make sure it rains alot lol
ZolaOnAOL: I haven't heard anything like that before.
gussa fan 660: thats because i am smart and ur no lol\
ZolaOnAOL: Interesting explanation.
gussa fan 660: fat ass

gussa
07-16-2005, 08:30 PM
i just sent this one
maln0urished357(6:09:33): hi how you goin sailor
gussa fan 660(6:09:45): srry?
maln0urished357(6:09:58): ;-)
[i logged off]
maln0urished357(6:11:02): u seem interesting, can we talk more?
gussa fan 660(6:11:08): lol
maln0urished357(6:11:20): u think thats funny? oll
gussa fan 660(6:11:44): im not interested if u r asking (i have a gf)
maln0urished357(6:11:53): lol i'm a girl, but guys are such jerks i am thinking of turning lesbian lol
gussa fan 660(6:12:24): k?
maln0urished357(6:12:38): laright
gussa fan 660(6:12:50): im okay
maln0urished357(6:13:04): taht's good
gussa fan 660(6:13:24): im kinda p-ing off a bot now its funny lol
maln0urished357(6:13:40): lol
gussa fan 660(6:14:42): y dont u try it
maln0urished357(6:14:48): uh hello? why aren't you talking?
maln0urished357(6:14:50): do you like pepsi or coke better? there is a survey in my profile for it, you should vote.
gussa fan 660(6:15:05): i gtg cu
[i logged off]
maln0urished357(6:15:17): uh huh... sure lol
gussa fan 660(6:15:41): seriously go piss off a bot its so f-ing funny
maln0urished357(6:15:55): lmao, i'm not a bot
gussa fan 660(6:16:17): ??!
maln0urished357(6:16:28): -:)
gussa fan 660(6:16:54): not u im doing 2 conversations at once
maln0urished357(6:17:02): i found ure sn on my buddy list and i didnt recognize it, maybe we know each other somehow? lol
gussa fan 660(6:17:41): do u go on gprime .net?
maln0urished357(6:17:52): im not that interesting, lol
gussa fan 660(6:18:08): lol
maln0urished357(6:18:19): haha
gussa fan 660(6:18:55): i got aim from a freind on gprime so yeah
maln0urished357(6:19:03): really?
gussa fan 660(6:19:18): well the link to aim anyway
maln0urished357(6:19:31): u ok over there? lol
maln0urished357: You have been talking to a computer! One of your friends is reading the whole conversation and laughing it up right now! GET EVEN! Have the bot talk to all your friends by visiting cyberprank(dot)com
gussa fan 660: *******
just edditing your post

gwia
07-16-2005, 09:10 PM
where do you get that zola on aol

gussa
07-16-2005, 09:35 PM
paste the name into your address and send

gwia
07-16-2005, 10:00 PM
-ok thanks-

gussa
07-16-2005, 10:06 PM
u guys should go and mess with ur friends at www.chattingaimbot.com its fun but some times the people dont respond
should we download thad full version??

gwia
07-16-2005, 10:10 PM
this is alicebot

http://www.pandorabots.com/pandora/talk?botid=f5d922d97e345aa1

gussa
07-16-2005, 10:16 PM
hey guess who i am whats your username for aim?

gwia
07-16-2005, 10:18 PM
i dion't have one

gussa
07-16-2005, 10:19 PM
get one its cool

gwia
07-16-2005, 11:44 PM
i tried twice it d oesn''t work where i live

gussa
07-17-2005, 01:20 AM
k

another tip for laughs is talk to a bot. get a good conversation running and then only answear in yes or no. it is so funny lol.

Goldschlager
07-18-2005, 03:10 AM
boyofthejungle13: anyway dik in your mouth it good huh?

ZolaOnAOL: Yup. My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input. Do you like Star Trek?

bagel head
07-24-2005, 10:35 AM
More People Post Your Chats With Bots!

gussa
07-24-2005, 09:08 PM
r there any other bots on aim because zola is getting boring

bagel head
07-31-2005, 08:12 AM
FFXI- plays games with you but they r role playing ones... fun!

LOL the stupidiest bot ever TysonPowerPlates- talk about the tyson food. lol

And aimlive8- talk about live 8

theres alot more so just tell me what kind of stuff u wanna talk bout.

Willy_Wonka
07-31-2005, 12:15 PM
Theres also Smarterchild if you want to talk to him.... you can play hangman and stuff...