Some of mine are:

It's a ring toss game! -Homer
Do I know what "Rhetorical" means?! -Homer
Trying is the first step towards failure -Homer

Yeah, they're all from homer.

lie detector test
agent scully- im gunna ask u a few simple yes or no question and the machine will record your reaction, do u underteand?
homer- yes
machine- BLOWS UP!!!

Guy - Ok Homer, I'm gonna ask you some true or false questions, you just give me the answer whether it is true or false

Homer - False

Guy - That wasn't the test

Homer - True

Guy - *Grunts* Look homer just say the answers and I'm sure you'll do fine

Homer - False

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Homer: And that stupid talking coyote was just that stupid talking dog. Dog: Find your soulmate homer! Homer: What? Dog: Woof Woof! Homer: Damn straight!

My favorite is when Moe puts a big sticker on Duff Man's face...

Duff Man can't breath! OH NO!

just because i dont care doesnt mean i dont understand.-homer
to alcahol, the cause -and solution- to all of lifes problems. - homer(no i dont drink that is just funny.)

Lisa- every cat that i bring into the house dies! :(
Marge- dont be silly lisa now lets go get a new one.
Lisa-ok mom.
*Cat is brought back to there house*
Lisa- i love you snowball the 7th.
*cat dies or sumtin*
lisa- NNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !

crazy cat lady - arddfgdghsahgdjipashdjsa!!!!!!!!!

bart - lisa likes moleman!
lisa - i do not, u like moleman!
moleman - nobody likes moleman

guy - ok homer from now on, your name is mr thompson
homer - ok
guy - hello mr thompson
homer - .............
guy - homer when i say mr thompson, im talking to you. Ok?
homer - yes
guy - hello mr thompson
homer - (whispers to marge ""I think hes talking to you"')

"I wanted to die choking on FOOD!!!!!!"

"Mmmmmm... beeeeeeeer......"

Marge: *standing in way of door.
Bart: Mom we cant move with you in the door like that.
Homer:Push her down son.

Shopkeepper: Take this object, but beware it carries a terrible curse!
Homer: [worried] Ooooh, that's bad.
Shopkeepper: But it comes with a free Frogurt!
Homer: [relieved] That's good.
Shopkeepper: The Frogurt is also cursed.
Homer: [worried] That's bad.
Shopkeepper: But you get your choice of topping!
Homer: [relieved] That's good.
Shopkeepper: The toppings contains Potassium Benzoate.
Homer: [stares]
Shopkeepper: That's bad.

Ah, Frogurt..

computer: press the any key
homer: wheres the any key?

i can't believe no one has said the best one of all,

DOH!!!!!!!!

homer: *gasp* SUPER FUN HAPPY SLIDE!!!!!
lisa: no dad
homer: *looks at ground sadly and continues down stairs*


bart: you like moleman!
lisa: i do not! you like moleman! your gay for moleman!
bart: i am not! YOUR gay for moleman!!
moleman: *sadly* noones gay for moleman


duff beer comercial:
kennedy: i would like to er-a, like to take this oppertunity to express my fondess of duff beer
other polotition guy (i forget who he is) : i would also like to express my fondness of, er, that particular brand of beer.


profeser frink: GLAVIN!!!!!

computer: press the any key
homer: wheres the any key?
its
computer: press any key
homer: press the any key?? WHERES THE ANY KEY???
hmmm, this is hard work, i think ill order a tab *presses tab button on key board* NUP! no time for that! the computer's starting up.

(sorry for double posting)

Electric Car: "Hello, i'm an electric car. I don't drive very fast or go very far. And if you drive me, people will think you're GAAAY."

*** Robots: "One of US! One of US!"

Homer as an Italian: That'sa nice-a Donut.

Homer feeling under the couch: ow pointy, ooooh slimy, *shudder* moving..... haha

wat about this one:
Homer- "quick operator whats the number for 911"
or this:
bart- "um, im looking for a Hugh Jass."
moe-"wait a minute, Hugh Jass, is there any one here called hugh jass"
Hugh- "im Hugh Jass"
Moe- "this is for you"
Hugh- "hello this is Hugh Jass"
bart- "im sorry this is a prank call gone terribly wrong"
hugh- "better luck next time"
bart- "thanks

jimbo: nice jamy jams bart! did your muumy buy them for you?
bart: or course she did, who else would?
jimbo:[stares] you win this round.

lenny: whats got you down homer?
homer: im taking marge to see the balet
lenny: oh! gunna see the bear in the little car huh?

homer- i dont see any bacon wrapped around that sausage boy
bart- but dad my heart hurts
homer- bacon

mmm....organized crime-homer

Homer: Well he's got all the money in the world but there's one thing he can't buy.

Marge: What's that?

Homer:...a dinosaur.

Homer: Hello Operator give me the number for 911!!

Homer: Well he's got all the money in the world but there's one thing he can't buy.

Marge: What's that?

Homer:...a dinosaur.

whoah, you've gone crazy w/ the lion king sig/avatar theme. cant you just take real pictures of lions from your backyard.

whoah, you've gone crazy w/ the lion king sig/avatar theme. cant you just take real pictures of lions from your backyard.

I don't think she knows what "outside" is.

"This elavator only goes to the basement, and someone made a real big mess down there!"-Grandpa Simpson in a Porta-Potty.

bart- mum i wana do some thing
marge- ok you open that can of beens over there
bart- the can openers broken.....mum.....mum......mum its broken mum its broken mum its broken mum its broken!

Mom*

Thankfully we're not deprived brits.

Bart: When I grow up, Im gonna change my name to joe kickass.

whoah, you've gone crazy w/ the lion king sig/avatar theme. cant you just take real pictures of lions from your backyard.

What's the fun in that?

everything timon.

Marge: You're part of a very exclusive club!

Homer: The Black Panthers?

Girl: Sorry this is a no Homers' club.
Homer: But that Homer is in there.
Girl: Yeah this is a no HomerS club. We're aloud to have one.