20 FUN THINGS TO DO AT A FAST FOOD RESTARAUNT

1.Go up to the counter and ask for something from a different fast food outlet. e.g. Go up to a mcdonalds counter and ask for a whopper then when they say they dont sell them yell out "****" really loud then say, so everyone can hear you, "I guess ill go to kfc and get a bigmac then".

2.Give confusing orders such as "could i have an orange coke and a small medium fries"

3.For this one you will need a friend with a uniform from one of these fast food places. Go in carrying a sack with "blood" (try using tomato sauce) dripping out of the bottom and say at top pitch. "WHERE DO YOU WANT THESE COW HOOVES" and get your friend to go "yep over hear" and hand you a twenty dollar note.

4.Sit down at a table and try to shoot spitballs into peoples food using a straw.

5. Ask for the kids meal and sit down at a table playing "army" with the toy and making loud sound effects.

6. Keep falling off your chair and laughing histerically about it and then after about 10 times fall off again but this time look sternly at the chair and say "its not funny anymore".

7.If they have music playing quietly through speakers say "I love this song", get on top of the table and start singing along using your drink as a microphone.

8.When theres a really long line take forever to decide what you want then ask the cashier what they think is good and if when they tell you say "yeah like im gonna take advise from a cashier" and leave the restaraunt.

9.When there are plenty of tables, sit down with a family and join in the disscusion as though you know them.

10.Play in the kiddy playground.

11. Dress up as though you would going to work hold a clipboard knock on the employees only door and say "suprise health inspection" and wacth the fun results.

12. Go up to the copunter with a friend. Be wearing all black clothes and make your friend be wearing a ski mask. Then signal him/her to take it off when you get to the counter and pay from a big bag with a dollar sign on it.

13.If they have a T.V. showing wat the security cameras see then walk past, stop step back and say "OH MY GOD, IM ON TV" and dance around saying "hi mum" for fifteen minuets.

14. Say your the food crittic from the local paper and see if you get free food.

15. Walk up to the counter, jump over to the other side of it, and start taking orders. See if anyone does anything about it.

16. Just sit there eating calmly and then stop and stare out the window in horror and yell "THERE COMING, THERE COMING!!!" and hide under the table.

17. Buy the smallest order you can think of (e.g. 1 small coke) and try to pay with a check.

18. Order the largest thing you can think of (e.g. 6 large bigmac meals) and pay in five cent peices.

19. When theres a really long line, give a large order and when they tell you how much it is say "no your wrong" so that they repeat to you what you bought and ask you if thats what you ordered then you say "yes thats what I ordered but thats not the right price for it" argue for as long as you want then finally pull out a calculator and fuiger it out yourself then frown do it again and say "my mistake", pay and walk off with your food.

20. When they give you your order and its sitting there on the counter, look at it, look at them, and say "im at that table over there" and go and sit down.

i wanna try these.

Like Im at the table over there.
And WHERE SHOULD I PUT THESE COW HOOVES?
And Orange coke and a small medium fries.
did u really try ne of there?

i tried some of them but not any of the ones like the hooves one and the health inspector one

Where's Pickle Races?!

na i dont like pickle races

But that's the best thing to do at McDonald's.... Other than eating the pickles. I like the pickles.

thats awsome dude

But that's the best thing to do at McDonald's.... Other than eating the pickles. I like the pickles.

i hate pickles but i prefer to make them suffer rather than race them

Another good one is to go through the drive through and order the largest drink they have. one you have paid for it and recived your drink yell into the little window on the outside and say," FIRE IN THE HOLE" then throw the dink in there and drive off or stay if you feel like it.

thanks for reminding me about this.

OR order a large quantity of food, and when it comes to the counter say you've changed your mind and leave.

Another good one is to go through the drive through and order the largest drink they have. one you have paid for it and recived your drink yell into the little window on the outside and say," FIRE IN THE HOLE" then throw the dink in there and drive off or stay if you feel like it.

thanks for reminding me about this.

no prob. :happy:

and speaking of drive throughs a fun thing to do in them is change a spare tyer in the drive thru lane

OR order a large quantity of food, and when it comes to the counter say you've changed your mind and leave.
ummm....yeah... thats funny...... ha.......ha....

Another good one is to go through the drive through and order the largest drink they have. one you have paid for it and recived your drink yell into the little window on the outside and say," FIRE IN THE HOLE" then throw the dink in there and drive off or stay if you feel like it.

thanks for reminding me about this.
I seem to remember this from something.......CKY???
get your own ideas.

I seem to remember this from something.......CKY???
get your own ideas.

no i thought up most of these myself the only ones i copied were the orange coke one, and the first one was a story my brother told me.

from what I know this wasnt the "lets be original topic" I just threw out my thoughts and yes its from cky.

from what I know this wasnt the "lets be original topic" I just threw out my thoughts and yes its from cky.

I MADE THESE UP som1 else might have writen something called "20 FUN THINGS TO DO IN A FAST FOOD RESTARAUNT" but i made up the content.

12. Go up to the counter with a friend. Be wearing all black clothes and make your friend be wearing a ski mask. Then signal him/her to take it off when you get to the counter and pay from a big bag with a dollar sign on it.

That is my all time favorite! I wanna try it.

I don't suggest you try these very often unless you wanna end up on the news.

That seems fun.....*Goes outside and tries in the nearest fastfood restraunt*

I'll get the ski masks!!

Wait...let's not forget the 20 and the bag of ketchup!!

Let's not forget the chilli finger inncident. Now there's a woman saying she saw a finger in her fod at Arby's. Like anyone will believe her.

Hey I found a finger in my french fries... then I realized...It was mine.

:happy: hahahahahahahaha.thous are funey! i wisi i coult try them and please sent me a message about my avata pleas________________________
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:nuke:lyer :rm_polar_ !!!!!(pleas tell me it not TO violent......)

those r on ur site 2 once at mcdonalds i went up to the counter and said hi my name is ronald mcdonald jr. and i demand a discount and they said that's nice

21. Ask for katchup. When they give it to you, you ask for green katchup. When they ask why, you say that you're afraid of blood. Ask for the manager when you don't get it.

22. Come in wearing a paper bag over your head, looking at the security camera constantly. Speak in sentinces as short as possible.

23. Ask for something and change it like 5 times, repeating that you have short term memory loss.

24. You and your friend throw fries at each other from a distance. When they ask you to stop, say that you're practicing for the "Fry War" competition. When they ask you to leave, yell "We're going to loose thanks to you!"

25. Take all the pennies out of the "penny plate" at once, and say you need them for later.

first off the finger was found at wendies not arby's and it turns out it was her grandmothers finger and she was trying to sue them. That is here third time trying to sue a company.


Here is a good one... Walk up to the drive thru microphone and start screaming at it "CONTACT!!! WE NEED BACK UP NOW, DO YOU COPY!?!?!? PLEASE!!! JEREMY!? JEREMY!? NOOO!!!!!!!!!" then run around in circles screaming like a little girl. Garunteeded to get them laughing. Known from experience.


Go through the drive thru trying to sell stuff.

Go through the drive through with your mouth tapped and start murmuring.

Another good one is to go through the drive through and order the largest drink they have. one you have paid for it and recived your drink yell into the little window on the outside and say," FIRE IN THE HOLE" then throw the dink in there and drive off or stay if you feel like it.

thanks for reminding me about this.
one time my freinds dressed up as hobos and walked throught the drive through at macdonalds begging for food (they even filmed it and put it on dvd)

26. Try to break into the display window with all the kiddie toys.

27. Take some green jelly in your mouth and walk to the counter. Make a fake sneeze, getting the green jelly all over your hand and wipe it on the counter. Then eat it. (optional last part for laughs)

28. Ask for something normal. When they tell you the price, get your walet out. Take the credit cards out and put thim on the counter, despratly looking into your wallet for cash. When you put the cards back and put away your wallet, looking depressed, and they say they take credit cards, get on your kneese, look to the ceiling and yell, "HALLELUYA!!!!." Then pretend to cry.

29. Order something. Twitch your eye constantly, pausing speach each twitch.

30. Take some katchup in plane site, squirt it on your hand, go up to the counter and say "I'm bleeding!! Can I get a free meal?"

31. order somethin with a ertain condoment (e.g. pickles, cheese, pepper, salt etc) then come back to the counter with at least 1/5 of the burger saying you ordered it without that condoment.

first off the finger was found at wendies not arby's and it turns out it was her grandmothers finger and she was trying to sue them. That is here third time trying to sue a company.


Here is a good one... Walk up to the drive thru microphone and start screaming at it "CONTACT!!! WE NEED BACK UP NOW, DO YOU COPY!?!?!? PLEASE!!! JEREMY!? JEREMY!? NOOO!!!!!!!!!" then run around in circles screaming like a little girl. Garunteeded to get them laughing. Known from experience.


Go through the drive thru trying to sell stuff.

Go through the drive through with your mouth tapped and start murmuring.
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

32. Try to buy out the franchise by proposng to sell your soul to them. Say that you are God.

33. Urinate on the cashier, then ask if they would like a napkin.*

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Here's an idea. How about you order your food, once they take it out to you and you pay them. You say thank you and drive off.

Here's an idea. How about you order your food, once they take it out to you and you pay them. You say thank you and drive off.
That's a good one! But it doesn't sound like you're making their job as difficult as it could be.

if only your vary coranted.when some body is lalking thue a drive true, speed thru it and take thear food out of ther hands.

Here's an idea. How about you order your food, once they take it out to you and you pay them. You say thank you and drive off.


That is not even funny.

would you be angry if i told you that you didnt have the balls to do any of those; and they are stupid nonethless.

omg i was laughing at this so hard... lmao thats sooo great...

lol im gonna try to do the tv one...

Yeah they're really funny, I think I'll only try them if I'm with my mates, I wouldn't have the guts to do any of them on my own.

Do we do this before or after we ate there? :P

Does everyone like the ones I made?

26 is funny

These are the greatest! lol

Especially the orange coke and the small medium fry one!

You know what they should do? Try all these lines and film it like for a small prank episode! I wanna try that!

ask for a big pizz, then when you eat 1 slice, ask for a doggy bag.if you cant fit it all ask for a bigger one, after thay say thay dont have one that's bigger tell them you have a small stomok and watch them get p***** off.