View Full Version : Old guy fights off leapord


treefalse
06-29-2005, 05:13 PM
News story (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/8317484/?GT1=6657)

NAIROBI - A 73-year-old Kenyan grandfather reached into the mouth of an attacking leopard and tore out its tongue to kill it, authorities said Wednesday.

Peasant farmer Daniel M’Mburugu was tending to his potato and bean crops in a rural area near Mount Kenya when the leopard charged out of the long grass and leapt on him.

M’Mburugu had a machete in one hand but dropped that to thrust his fist down the leopard’s mouth. He gradually managed to pull out the animal’s tongue, leaving it in its death-throes.

NgatiPakeha
06-29-2005, 10:49 PM
What kind of figgin idiot drops his machete and uses his fist 2 kill a leopard. Has he realised that a leopard has massive teeth that can puncture cm long wounds in your arm and the strength to carry you up a tree. What a lunatic.

rahx
06-30-2005, 12:36 AM
Well damn. Who needs a machete if you can do that anyway?

It was probably a reaction. I mean..when you're being attacked like that, you probably haven't enough time to think about what to do. Although the guy claims it as God speaking to him, it was probably just his instinct.

Crazy, just like the kid who punched a shark

treefalse
07-30-2005, 09:13 PM
What a lunatic.
Well, he did kill it...

Rabbit face
07-31-2005, 08:13 AM
there was this story bout this 85 year old man who killed an 73 year old dude in their old-age home cos the 73 year old wouldnt let him watch his programme.

viper.gtsr
09-30-2005, 09:42 PM
Daaaaaaaaaaaamn!
He must be strong to do that at his age.

magila
10-01-2005, 02:26 AM
Now that's Manly!

Rabbit face
10-01-2005, 05:59 AM
i know

WTF?
10-01-2005, 06:47 AM
you wouldnt have to be that stong even at his age to kill a 73 year old....think about it! just creep up behind them and go HABADABLAGAHSHINGSDF!!

Firedove
10-01-2005, 01:32 PM
I'm naming my children after him.
*EDIT*
M’Mburugu?!
F-uck that.

haha
10-01-2005, 03:06 PM
He's a peasant in Kenya....

He's probably had to do harder things than that in his life.

uber_jedi
10-01-2005, 03:10 PM
That article is the highlight of my day. (so far)

treefalse
10-02-2005, 11:51 AM
Now that's Manly!
*goes and tears out the toungue of pet cat*

magila
10-05-2005, 01:44 AM
*goes and tears out the toungue of pet cat*

Now THAT'S MANLY!

haha
10-05-2005, 01:36 PM
lmao

Painintheglavin
10-05-2005, 07:36 PM
he is probaly on steriods or something