:hat_h4h_s if i ruled the world i would....... :mf_trombo

poop on michael jackson and......

eat lots of cheese. And make people dance...the polka. :happy:

i am going to take oevr the world one day and rename all the countrys and all countrys will use brad dollars and Australia will be renamed Bradtania and Russia will be renamed ASIATANIA because no offence that is where i am moving all the asians acouse their countrys are too crouded and England will be the jail (i got that off Jonny English) and France will be a huge dump i hate france and yes i already have people that want countrys so they have to help me i have it all planned out.

I would........ gather everyone up like this :pile:, smile at them like this :happy:, and KILL them. MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!


No, seriously. I have no idea. But not anything corny like world peace. *rolls eyes* :smokeing1

I have actually thought long and hard on this

1st: I would have to liquidate all forms of government, and set myself up as supreme dictator. I would have to maintain my power through violent force for the first 20 years or so(the rebellion period)

2nd: after setting myself up as dictator I would then streamline all economies, make a single universal currency, and stabilize the economy as we know it. This would take time and once completed I would not need to fear rebellions, becasue seriously who is gonna rebel against the person who brought a golden age?

3rd: Once we have a good flowing economy, the next step is to industrialize all underdeveloped countries, this will further enhance the economy and help promote social well being world wide.

4th: By this time, there is a singel central government, a single set of currency, a healthy and stable economy, and there are no third world nations. So now we can turn towards the final phases. First is too begin setting up a more feasable government. A world wide council as it were. A republic.

5th: After setting up the government of the people, I could finally step down from my position as dictator and watch as after all my hard work everything works ^_^

I win

you need allies i will help i just need the southeren hemsphere

Sounds like a nice plan to rule the world....

i am going to take oevr the world one day and rename all the countrys and all countrys will use brad dollars and Australia will be renamed Bradtania and Russia will be renamed ASIATANIA because no offence that is where i am moving all the asians acouse their countrys are too crouded and England will be the jail (i got that off Jonny English) and France will be a huge dump i hate france and yes i already have people that want countrys so they have to help me i have it all planned out.
I take it that your name is brad.

I would make Nachos it's own food groups.

I have thought about ruling the world, but i figured it would take too long to stabalize the world so I have rested upon this idea. When i accumulate enough money, I am going to buy about 10 Million tons of concrete and about a million rubber tires and make an island on the exact coordinates 0,0.

that island idea is good, but as long asa i get the southeren hemsphere i don't care who rules the rest of the world.

Well i bags the norther hemisphere. Az long az you get rid of all the asians in new zealand and return the land to the maoriz!!!!!! oh and give me the asians i know wat 2 do hehehehe

if i ruled the worl i would pay about $9999999999999999999999999.99999999999 time 99999 to make the earth flat lol
no but seriously .......... personally asasinate all major politicians that piss me off :ninja: <<<hope that works

Seize all the power in the world to become yours and execute those who oppose your plan?

the asians are all being moved to russia and it's being renamed asiatania

eat lots of cheese. And make people dance...the polka. :happy:
isnt that what u alredy do?

but if he ruled the world then he wouldn't be the only one dancinng the dance that is polka

YAY CHEESES :crazy: :crazy: :crazy:

i...would sleep, and make everyone worships me as a god,
and bring me games, steak and kidney pies, and milkshakes..
and force everyone to listen to my music...

and id lock john howard in a room and make him have to constantly listen to a song a freind made called "john howard is a filthy ****"
and all other politicians would be gagged and forced to groom the pet llamas i'd demand....

and id get butlers for my dogs...

and id have my own Rum distillery... with a tube straight to my mouth....

and make it a law that anyone i told to had to donate me their liver when mine stops working....

lovvl can you give me that song plz. that would be so funny to put on my flash. :happy:

I would start a nucular war and destroy everyliving thing on the planet!!!!!
Even myself i find life meaningless!!
Yes im crazy!

i would dig a giant hole and i would make it a base of operations. i will then proceed to attack people for no apparent reason. Then i will go to china and convince them to fight on my behalf. i will then fly to japan and play video games until all of asia is under my control...
i will then use my superior force to make the world leaders work under me...
i will then force everyone to work a certain amount of time a day to get things done. i will allow people to choose what they wanted to do or i would force them to do certain jobs based on their specialties. i will have one giant civilization working together as one. i will then go and have the kkk slaughtered, and any other hate group.
finally, after enough work has been done, and enough money has been stockpiled. i will build a robotic guardian force, that is actually controlled by humans from a base. i will then have forced all people to live normal lives, if they do not then they will be terminated...

i would kill sony and nintendo for being dumb and then have teh sex witf all da hot chicks in the world (except azns they are just friends)

I don't understand why you people are discriminating against Asians. :Confuzzle
If I ruled the world I would establish an island country filled with my clones.

Um... I would order to not sell alcohol and smokes. Yup.
Trying to make better place.

:rule: :rule: :rule:

I'd force everyone on earth to play chess forever. Just because I can.

noooooooooooooooooooooo not chess!!!!

That would sooooo be abusing your power. LOLOL

yea i rekon. you could at least choose a lil more exciting game like eat az much chocolate az u can hehehehe :happy:

What's the fun in world domination if you let other people have fun? LOL

If i ruled i would do like they do in this one foreign country i forget its name but if they r caught stealing or wateva they get their hand choped off. and if guys rape they get their bawls chopped OFF no exception!! mah ha!! :jason2: :rule:

I don't understand why you people are discriminating against Asians. :Confuzzle
If I ruled the world I would establish an island country filled with my clones.

I agree, i'm an asian!!!!!!!!
When i rule the world i'll kill any body who discriminates asians.
Then i'll make the world's currency all the same, making life easier.
Then i'll change the world's language all to English to make communication easier.
I'll give all the Chinese a good life style. Making them the powerfullest country in the world.
I'll get all the scientist in the world to make me a personal R2 D2 and a Darlek!
And i'll make Smoking and Drug a death penalty

i think you can get that song at www.collapsedrecords.com
but that site seems to randomly disapear and reapear...
..as you'd expect from anything based in darwin...

anyway...its my birthday...so i must go get drunk(er)...and quite possibly arrested...

RUM!

if i ruled the world i would legalise chav hunting and turn it into a compolsery subject which has to be taught in school, when all the chavs are gone destroy the next annoying thing...Music made with computers!!!! in other words most pop music, wen all annoying things are gone then i would relax by the pool and hire people to carry on running the world for me so i can be lazy

I'd make the people i hate to be my slave
and some more stuff that i can't think of right now; I'm hungry

I'd force everyone to only eat candy while I get the real food.

If I ruled the world... You would all be talking on gprime about what you would do if you ruled the world.

I'd get someone to fix my currently stiff back.