if you haven't figured it out yet, sometimes it's not me posting. as a coke lover, i'll have to trout slap kewmat when i get a chance.

as all of you know, the site gets insanely slow at peak times. in the next week or so we'll be doubling our bandwidth to speed things up. <i>(i think it's a miracle we survive on as little as we do.</i>)

can i buy any .. <i><b>souls</b>?</i>
<a class="swf" href="http://gprime.net/flash.php/souls">souls</a> [ 1233KB ]

<i>it's okay.. he rolled an 18..</i>
<a class="wmv" href="http://gprime.net/video.php/magicmissile">magic missile</a> [ 3262KB ]

if i were a horse, i know i'd want owners like this. <i>mmm.. cheeseburgers..</i>
<a class="wmv" href="http://gprime.net/video.php/patchesthehorse">patches the horse</a> [ 3969KB ]

Very cool. Hehe. But the souls animation was very annoying >.<

what happens when the horse needs to go to the toilet when they're driving...

hmmm, not if i slap you first "slaps john with a large trout*

and that horse thing is hilarious, i want a horse to fetch me beer too! although it'd have to be one of those mini ones cuz i don't have any room in my apartment for a full size.

what happens when the horse needs to go to the toilet when they're driving...

i assume they have to pull over just like for any other living thing that has to go to the washroom on the road. but since he can't talk... i wonder how they know. maybe he wines or something? *shrug*

The horse thing was kool. Me and my friends decided that we need a beer horse... also what do you think someone would do if the horse walks into a liqour store and just takes a 40.... would you stop a horse... or better yet could you stop this horse? whats does the law say about shoplifting horses.. is there a punishment? is it illegal... or is it fair game?

That souls shit was way funny... and the reno911 is always funny.. that guy gets his ass beat like every week.

The souls thing got old after the first part, and horses thing was boring too. The magic missile was pretty awesome, if that did really happen, lol, he is the master!

lol i thohgt that soul thing got funnyer as it went on. man i love stuff like crank yankers and the cartoon satan made it even better

MAGIC MISSILE

I loved the magic missle thing.. it was too damn funny!! THe soul thing was kinda stupid and I figure out the joke in a second. THe horse is nifty. But still, I loved the Magic Missile thing

that short guy in "magic missile" sounded like patton oswalt. was it?

hehe if you watch reno 911 that guy actually makes quite a few appearances always playing DnD (i think the first time he said that he was invulnerable to magic damage and the lady sprayed mace in his face and yelled if he was invulnerable to that XD) i love reno 911... the horse thing was interesting and the souls thing was funny just because i'd heard the prank call beforer but never seen an animation to it

that short guy in "magic missile" sounded like patton oswalt. was it?

ya, it was patton oswalt, anybody see his stand up a little while ago?

i liked it all sept the souls one
the guy who made it got a little to crazy about it at the end and it just became stupid...

The horse thing was kool. Me and my friends decided that we need a beer horse... also what do you think someone would do if the horse walks into a liqour store and just takes a 40.... would you stop a horse... or better yet could you stop this horse? whats does the law say about shoplifting horses.. is there a punishment? is it illegal... or is it fair game?

think of the poor cop that gets the call hearing this? or the sketch artist that has to draw it? or the trial! too funny

the souls thing was definately too funny, i almost fell out of my chair, he was relentless, man it was funny. anyway, the horse thing was bad ass, that horse is nuts, and the magic missile thing, well, it was only funny during the part where he was like "i live in a world of blahblahblah" and the guy shut him down.

like....i wonder if eating at mcdonalds is good for teh horsey.........well anyways...i cant watch any movies because like there are about 1000 people on currently and there is a bunch of lag.....

If the horse ate a cheeseburger, he would be eating a fellow farmyard animal!!!

Maybe he has seething revenge on his fellow farmyard animals.

ya, it was patton oswalt, anybody see his stand up a little while ago?

yep, i saw it. feelin kinda patton, was it?

"if you liked heavy metal in the 80's, you were gay." his bit about the 80's music videos was freakin hilarious.

yep, i saw it. feelin kinda patton, was it?

"if you liked heavy metal in the 80's, you were gay." his bit about the 80's music videos was freakin hilarious.

Damn straight, i liked the bit about him dying in the apocalypse "How'd you die? oh, i died in a bus accident. How bout you? oh, i was killed by fire ants. Oh yeah? well i did in the FUCKIN APOCALYPSE" and i especially like the explanation of the end of the world with avril lavene, or however the hell you spell her name.