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edit @ june 09, 5:59pm:

after a couple of emails regarding this "blurb", i've decided it's not worth keeping it here. sorry.

( update coming soon! )

NUMBER ONE!!! Woooo!!!
Honestly I don't think I could watch a flash movie...

Well, there's one here.

Demented Cartoon Movie (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/demented.php)

Humm, that gets a bit repetative after a couple of minuites, but it is a movie I suppose, would be better if they left it at the beggining and forgot all the the extra random stuff.

Well, there's one here.

Demented Cartoon Movie (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/demented.php)

NOOOOOO... eh I guess the first time was kinda... interesting ;)

hmmmmmmmmmm i wanna change my xbox live name to mr. weight

That "lil pimp" movie looks interesting, I might just watch it when it comes out.

yes, since you are 18 and all right diet poop? Naughty naughty, minors watching R-rated movies... look at what you have caused john... just look!











jk btw

im a bahaaahaaddd boy... http://gprime.net/board/images/icons/icon10.gif

BAAAAAAAAAAAAD boy!

jeez, other than radiator, hopefully john, and myself, u r all youngins

jeez, other than radiator, hopefully john, and myself, u r all youngins
you forgot one

jeez, other than radiator, hopefully john, and myself, u r all youngins
just like the lil' pimp master himself right?
hey are you framiliar with the phrase "skittle sex"?

actually you forgot alot of people.

To answer your question, John (as it seems no one has yet...), Lil' Pimp is an excellent movie. I watched it with my dad (believe it or not) and friends two months ago, and let me tell you, it was quite possibly the funniest movie I've ever seen. I'll be 17 in July, and anyone in my age range will love it. My dad even loved it.

The basis is simple, as you said: The little boy is from a clean-cut suburban home with a caring mother, but he doesn't feel quite right. He meets Sweet Chiffon on a corner where she was 'working', and tried to help her cross the street. Thinking he was a cute little kid, she took him to 'The Playground', which, as it was unknown to Lil' Pimp, is a strip joint.

The best part is, thoughtout the whole movie, he doesn't even know what these people really do! He thinks they're a bunch of nice people who help other people... It's really a must see. Really. Go see it. Now.

I feel old

i dont mind the oldish peeps, it's all these 12 year olds that bug me, they shouldn't b allowed to use the internet.

Why not, what have they ever done?

17 in march by the way

Why not, what have they ever done?

They have destroyed all that we hold sacred on the entire internet. They are the destroyers of online RPGs, blogrings, and forums alike. An age limit (or a maturity test) needs to be put on... Remember when AOL was the conglomerate, and all the little kids couldn't actually go past AOL kids or whatever? Hell yeah. Those were the days.

the way u youngins have ruined it is that, i know i feel of the internet as am older brother, it taught me how to kiss, how to have sex (alot) wut a naked woman looks like, wut 2 naked women look like, it taught me everything i know, u children see it as more of a play thing than a learning tool, and thats wut u did to ruin it

i dont mind the oldish peeps, it's all these 12 year olds that bug me, they shouldn't b allowed to use the internet.

Bolded for truth.

Remember when AOL was the conglomerate, and all the little kids couldn't actually go past AOL kids or whatever? Hell yeah. Those were the days.
Amen.
I miss them too.

Well, there's one here.

Demented Cartoon Movie (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/demented.php)
weird i just saw that b4 i came here freaky
(half a f_cking hour what the f_ck was that guy thinking. it must have been his lifes work or something)

Remember when AOL was the conglomerate, and all the little kids couldn't actually go past AOL kids or whatever?

I remember someone who had that, it wouldn't even let you go on google!

They have destroyed all that we hold sacred on the entire internet. They are the destroyers of online RPGs, blogrings, and forums alike.

And as to that i stand corrected.

As long as all this talk about the internet is going on, Id just like to say that i use the internet a work tool. It a place where i can get feedback on my creations and learn how to improve them. Gprime has been like a haven to me. And internet is like a big ol' apartment building that we're all inside. wow, that sounded almost poetic.0_o

im 14 in a month by the way.

( update coming soon! )

How soon? :)

haha, i wish i could see that movie

As long as all this talk about the internet is going on, Id just like to say that i use the internet a work tool. It a place where i can get feedback on my creations and learn how to improve them. Gprime has been like a haven to me. And internet is like a big ol' apartment building that we're all inside. wow, that sounded almost poetic.0_o

im 14 in a month by the way.

it might have sounded peotic if
a) u weren't a child, and
b) u had any grasp on how the english language works

"i use the internet a work tool"?
"It a place where"?
"And internet is like"???

it might have sounded peotic if
a) u weren't a child, and
b) u had any grasp on how the english language works

"i use the internet a work tool"?
"It a place where"?
"And internet is like"???

And your a social reject because:
a) You bash people because of their age
b) Bash someone for typos not to mention possible disabilities.
c) Generally be a twat
d) Say things that are inappropriate and unnecessary
e) Pretend you've gone through puberty

Oh, and here's an ealier post from youthe way u youngins have ruined it is that, i know i feel of the internet as am older brother, it taught me how to kiss, how to have sex (alot) wut a naked woman looks like, wut 2 naked women look like, it taught me everything i know, u children see it as more of a play thing than a learning tool, and thats wut u did to ruin itGreat use of the english language there! Way to take the piss out of yourself.

Your the reason the internet sucks

b) Bash someone for typos not to mention possible disabilities.

disabilities? I have no disabilities that i know of, just a crappy keyboard which has sticky keys. I totally agree with you lukus ^_^

it might have sounded peotic if
a) u weren't a child, and

Are you saying that the fact that i am under 18 means that whatever i say is unimportant and stupid? well let me tell you you ignorant jerk, not only does you saying that give me a reason to disregard everything you say as being foolish and stupid, it also gives me power over you. This is because a closed mind is as suceptable to manipulation as a head of lettuce.
And yes, i know that I probably spelled some things wrong, but its nothing compared to the unreasonable stereotypes that are running around in your brain.
Let me just list a few people here who are under the age of 18.
Rahx,
Brokensmile,
I think The last Samurai,
and quite a few other people but i actually have a life and wont spend my time looking at the birthdays of people because i dont discriminate on the basis of age.
I hope i make myself clear.




yes, i can be serious and not completely out of my mind, you guys learned something today http://gprime.net/board/images/icons/icon14.gif

god i love how easily you people get pissed off, most of everything that i ever say is a complete joke, i dont really care about ur age that much, just wut u say, and i dont really care much about that either.

moo

Come on people, can't we even keep a simple fourum happy and unabusive?

god i love how easily you people get pissed off, most of everything that i ever say is a complete joke, i dont really care about ur age that much, just wut u say, and i dont really care much about that either.

moo
Then why even reply if you "don't care".
Also, it's not that we get "pissed off", the enjoyment of embarrasing you to the point you have to reply and pretend you "don't care" and pretend you have some significant value is all too good to miss out on.

Look, all of you, can't we at least be mature if not 'old'

No. =)
.............

No. =)

Fair enough, I give in, be like that. I might as well join in with a rant of my own.

You immiture little numbskulls, can't you even argue about something thats worth while, like the meaning of life? NO, you can't can you. You just like to argue about the things that annoy you, things that have no real relavence to the rest of teh world, poor little you, I wonder what happens when the rest of the world chatches up with you.

And I should stop posting so regularly, but revision can get very boring sometimes...

Hey guys? Don't forget why this forum is here. Its not for arguing with each other, am I right?

Hey guys? Don't forget why this forum is here. Its not for arguing with each other, am I right?

Nope, forums have always been a great way of pointing out who all the retards are. On the internet, there are no winners; everyone loses. MUAHAHA! CORRECT SEMICOLON USE!

Personally, I use the internet to solicit drugs to children under the age of 15, so GPrime is a GREAT sales place. Sometimes I sell the children out to hobos.

Anyways, this "Li'l Pimp" thing is simply another way for Good ol' Captain Kirk to sell himself out. I, for one, find nothing funny with pimps. Everyone is using the word so commonly. You could be a fat bastard in jogging pants in a wheelchair and be all like "I'm a REAL pimp!". Yeah, no. It's simply retarded, not funny, and incredibly black. No racism intended, but it's true.

As for the whole AGE thing... Well if the majority of the forum population are under 15, so be it. Not like I care. The only people who do care, like skittles, are probably Emo kids who look at Evanessance porn all day and cut their wrists with Razorblades, whilst listening to Linkin Park (Shudder). So please people. Do you know who cares less about your complaining than you do? Everybody. So go whine to your EMO friends, then go masturbate while crying, then PLEASE kill yourself. Nobody will miss you. :)

Nope, forums have always been a great way of pointing out who all the retards are. On the internet, there are no winners; everyone loses. MUAHAHA! CORRECT SEMICOLON USE!

Personally, I use the internet to solicit drugs to children under the age of 15, so GPrime is a GREAT sales place. Sometimes I sell the children out to hobos.

Anyways, this "Li'l Pimp" thing is simply another way for Good ol' Captain Kirk to sell himself out. I, for one, find nothing funny with pimps. Everyone is using the word so commonly. You could be a fat bastard in jogging pants in a wheelchair and be all like "I'm a REAL pimp!". Yeah, no. It's simply retarded, not funny, and incredibly black. No racism intended, but it's true.

As for the whole AGE thing... Well if the majority of the forum population are under 15, so be it. Not like I care. The only people who do care, like skittles, are probably Emo kids who look at Evanessance porn all day and cut their wrists with Razorblades, whilst listening to Linkin Park (Shudder). So please people. Do you know who cares less about your complaining than you do? Everybody. So go whine to your EMO friends, then go masturbate while crying, then PLEASE kill yourself. Nobody will miss you. :)
I couldn't have said it better myself.

Oh and poop stoopid skittles probably doesn't even know hwo rahx is.

Oh no, I might get flamed by an idiot because i had a typo!!!
AAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Nope, forums have always been a great way of pointing out who all the retards are. On the internet, there are no winners; everyone loses. MUAHAHA! CORRECT SEMICOLON USE!

Personally, I use the internet to solicit drugs to children under the age of 15, so GPrime is a GREAT sales place. Sometimes I sell the children out to hobos.

Anyways, this "Li'l Pimp" thing is simply another way for Good ol' Captain Kirk to sell himself out. I, for one, find nothing funny with pimps. Everyone is using the word so commonly. You could be a fat bastard in jogging pants in a wheelchair and be all like "I'm a REAL pimp!". Yeah, no. It's simply retarded, not funny, and incredibly black. No racism intended, but it's true.

As for the whole AGE thing... Well if the majority of the forum population are under 15, so be it. Not like I care. The only people who do care, like skittles, are probably Emo kids who look at Evanessance porn all day and cut their wrists with Razorblades, whilst listening to Linkin Park (Shudder). So please people. Do you know who cares less about your complaining than you do? Everybody. So go whine to your EMO friends, then go masturbate while crying, then PLEASE kill yourself. Nobody will miss you. :)

Excuse me for being an ignorant adolescent and all, but I don't see how a person who openly writes about themselves selling drugs to minors on the internet could call other people a "retard." Correct me if I am wrong.

Excuse me for being an ignorant adolescent and all, but I don't see how a person who openly writes about themselves selling drugs to minors on the internet could call other people a "retard." Correct me if I am wrong.
son...let me tell you about the wonderful world of jokes.

son...let me tell you about the wonderful world of jokes.
Yeah, you are probably right. So I'll tell you a good one I made up. Here it goes.

WHY WAS THE BABY'S FINGERS COLD?

BECAUSE IT WAS DEAD!!! HA HA... ahhhh.

Here's one.

What's worse then finding 10 babies in 10 trashcans?

Finding one baby in 10 trashcans....(that was depressing...)

after a couple of emails regarding this "blurb", i've decided it's not worth keeping it here. sorry.( update coming soon! )

If you got paid, by all means, keep it up there.

Hey man. Retard is a term for those who are... retarded. Selling drugs to John, Diet Poop, and Rahx has NOTHING to do with being retarded. Let's make that clear. I'm a DRUG DEALER, not a Mongoloid.

Jesus, get it right... You racist...

:p

Would it be ok if I could ask you guys some questions. In text/chat slang what is the meaning of teh following abbreviations:

ROLF?
LAMO?

It may look like I'm a right dumbass but I would really like to know, and omg, I have a typo to. Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

I just realized that I am partially responsible for the destruction of this thread... I'm sorry. :-(

Seriously, we've gone on for 2 pages about how kids suck rather than the topic that John intended. If it's any concillation, John, just get the movie... It's really worth it.

*userXYZ* : HOW CAN YOU TELL IM 13 BY TEH WAY I TYPE?
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I am almost 15, my parents allow me to watch R rated movies (doubtfully this one but anyways...)

Furthermore, I am planning on persueing a career in computer science, which I was introduced to by programming my calculator.

I like bumping

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