heres a website that ramdomly generates a story for someone to fill out. Kinda fun. http://awsd.com/scripts/weblibs/weblibs.pl

this is fun look what i got
This is the case history of Bradley, who is suffering from a chair complex. He also has an abnormal fear of charis and happy schizophrenia.

As a child, he had a gay mother who neglected his table training and paid no attention to his tables. Also, his father refused to tell him about the birds and the baskets. As a result, he spent most of his time doing creative things. When he was 62270012 years old, he accidentally saw Kendal with her basket off, which caused him to fall in love with a desk.

It's no wonder that today he has a handsome libido and a fish fixation. He's nothing but a crazy, mixed-up book

it was fun when i was 5 and the word poop made me crack up every time but not now, no

i got:

Driving a car can be fun if you follow this red advice:


When approaching an angst on the right, always blow your error.

Before making a lavish turn, always stick your SHMUP out of the window.

Every 2000 miles, have your tournament inspected and your indy checked.

When approaching a school, watch out for mad jedis.

Above all, drive anguishly. The printer you save may be your own!

This is what i got:



A Page From An Analyst's Notebook


This is the case history of Johnathan, who is suffering from a clock complex. He also has an abnormal fear of Gameboys and Dumb schizophrenia.

As a child, he had a stupid mother who neglected his computer training and paid no attention to his Nintendo Ds'. Also, his father refused to tell him about the birds and the Gameboy Micro. As a result, he spent most of his time doing whack things. When he was 9000000000000 years old, he accidentally saw Eflora with her g-cube off, which caused him to fall in love with a PS2.

It's no wonder that today he has a foolish libido and a N64 fixation. He's nothing but a crazy, mixed-up NES

i forgot wat a plural noun was :retard: so i got

Too many boils spoil the pee.

People who live in Retarted houses shouldn't throw lang.

The shortest distance between two hununu is a straight Bob.

Love of spogoogly is the root of all evil.

A Stupid stone gathers no Cat.

A Limb a day keeps the Chicken away.

A Istengarl in time saves 90.

You can't keep a Fat man down.

You can't teach a hungry hamburger new tricks.

The way to a man's Hungarl is through his Sidewalk.

A Letter From Camp
Dear Mommy and Daddy:

This camp you sent me to is fat! We go couch-back riding every day. I am in a short tent with 12346246 other gym. After dark, we play potatoe until our counselor comes around and turns off our fat pills. Our counselor is named fatty, and he shows us how to make red drugs out of used overweight.

Tomorrow we are going on a hike through africa, and fatty says that whoever brings back the biggest mcdonalds will get an extra bugerking for dinner.

Please send me some ugly underwear and two pairs of rockets.

Your greasy son, obese.