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watcha doin?

I miss that movie
what is his name? slotsch og something

RIP Brian Peppers

I miss that movie
what is his name? slotsch og something

sloth

And he likes Baby Ruth bars?

Was that from The Hills Have Eyes?

Nope, the Goonies. I haven't even seen the whole movie and I know that.

so adorable

In a way, yes.

Nope, the Goonies. I haven't even seen the whole movie and I know that.
Ah...well I haven't seen the movie at all and I don't know that, and I haven't seen the whole movie for The Hills Have Eyes. But he sort of looked like one of the retarded looking mutants in that movie.

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creepy o.O

He's actually a sweetheart if I remember correctly.

I tried to do face recognition with dear old Sloth, but MyHeritage.com wouldn't have it.

http://img40.imageshack.us/img40/4111/nofaceu.png

This is discrimination.

Discrimination is wrong.

Yes...that poor kid needs to find his heritage soon.

I tried to do face recognition with dear old Sloth, but MyHeritage.com wouldn't have it.

This is discrimination.

Indeed. Fucking haters.

Yes...that poor kid needs to find his heritage soon.

Did you ever see that episode of the X-Files where there's this house of inbred people who are really crafty and violent? So disturbing.

Inbreeding was very common among the royal families of Europe, and it has been linked as the cause of the widespread number of cases of hemophilia in the families. The presence of hemophilia in the royalty of Europe started with Queen Victoria of England. Victoria is thought to be the original carrier for the recessive X-linked hemophilia gene, which lead to over twenty members of royal families inheriting the disease in just over 100 years. The disease was spread throughout Europe, because Queen Victoria's children and grandchildren married into many different royal houses in Europe to create political alliances. Females can only been carriers for the rare blood clotting disease if one of there X chromosomes contains the deleterious recessive allele. Moreover, males inherit the disease if there X chromosome carries the gene for hemophilia.

Hemophilia spreads rapidly through the British royal house for several generations, and inbreeding in the family was seen as a major cause of the deleterious recessive allele's frequently through the lines of British royalty. Moreover, the disease was also spread into the royal houses of Russia and Spain by descendants of Queen Victoria. Victoria gave birth to three children with the hemophilia allele; Leopold, Alice, and Beatrice. Alice then gave birth to two female carriers and one male hemophiliac. One of the carrier daughters was Alexandra, also known as Alix. Alix was married to Nicholas the Czar of Russia in 1894. Alix then had tremendous pressure on her to produce a male heir. She finally gave birth to a male, Alexis, but he had hemophilia. This lead to political unrest in Russia, and the royal family was executed by a firing squad during the Russian Revolution.

The moral of the story is, don't fuck your sister, even if she's the Queen of England.

King: I fucked the Queen *pride*
Servant: Ew.
King: What do you mean "Ew?"
Servant: She is your sister.
King: Bring me a beer. I suddenly need one very badly.

I imagined it going down something like this:

King: Bang?
Queen: Quite so.
[sexual actions and such]
[9 months passes]
[Baby]
King: Care for another
Queen: Yes, yes
[bang bang, etc]
[6 months passes]
[Baby with a pillow-top head]
King: Lets have at it.
Queen: I can't be bothered with this.
[Forced bang]
[2 weeks passes]
[A vegetable is born]

My version was much shorter:

King: Bang?
Queen: Quite so.
Internet: WINCEST
King: I want that ruffian's head on a platter.
Internet: MOAR

Its a story about time travel and royal incest. That old tale.

Servant: Oh, God! It's HIDEOUS!
Queen: It's only my breast.
Servant: You should warn people when you're going to feed that ki-
Queen: Feed my baby?
Servant: It's a rutabaga, ma'am.
Queen: Her name is Genevieve.

Servant: Oh, God! It's HIDEOUS!
Queen: It's only my breast.
Servant: You should warn people when you're going to feed that ki-
Queen: Feed my baby?
Servant: It's a rutabaga, ma'am.
Queen: Her name is Genevieve.

that made me rofl. literally start rolling on the floor laughing. don't get that a lot, eh?

Thank you, sir. I try my best.

Woah lmao, he's one freaky dude! lol

;d