Well I spent this weekend painting the hood of my truck. I put about 2 hours into sanding, hour into primering, and 2 into painting it. It looked great, and it was finally dry enough to bolt back on this morning. It was still not completely cure though, but as long as nothing majored scratched it it would be good. This morning some bird decides to take a crap all over it. I tried to get it off this afternoon and the acid in the crap ate through the new paint. FML

Perhaps the vehicle should have been kept in a garage.

That sucks. Is it just one spot or is it all over it?


Perhaps the vehicle should have been kept in a garage.
Wow, that was really witty and stuff.

oh yeah well today i was taking a piss test for drugs and instead of peeing in that stupid little cup i peed all over my leg in the clinic. FML

not kidding here

Perhaps the vehicle should have been kept in a garage.

Perhaps the vehicle was at work. Just maybe.

That sucks. Is it just one spot or is it all over it?

Unforunantly the bird must of had diarrhea cause it hit in like 6 different places in like a streak haha.

Wow, that was really witty and stuff.

i no rite?

Actually I was thinking he copied and pasted that off of FML. I was mistaken. I'm sorry.

Actually I was thinking he copied and pasted that off of FML. I was mistaken. I'm sorry.

Everytime I go to that site I end up reading like a million pages of them, and you see some really stupid people that deserved them. But no, mine was not from FML, it sadly did happen. The good news is i used some car polish stuff and it got the crap off, but there is still like 5 really dull looking places where it like killed the paint.

oh yeah well today i was taking a piss test for drugs and instead of peeing in that stupid little cup i peed all over my leg in the clinic. FML

not kidding here

Embarrassing D: Sir, have some chocolate.

Everytime I go to that site I end up reading like a million pages of them, and you see some really stupid people that deserved them. But no, mine was not from FML, it sadly did happen. The good news is i used some car polish stuff and it got the crap off, but there is still like 5 really dull looking places where it like killed the paint.

Pix?

You're being silly.

I am? I just wanted to know if he'd taken pictures of it.

no pics, but if you really really really really want me to i might think about it.

It's fine. No sense in inconveniencing you for a picture I would only look at once, for half a second.

yeah i probably wasnt going to take one anyways so its good you dont want to see it.

Too bad, 'cause now I want pictures. And believe me, I'm not one to be dissuaded so easily.

He's not. He's the guy in front of the White House camped out now for some twenty years (or some ridiculous length of time anyway) demanding nuclear disarmament.

Actually, all I really want now is Michelle Obama to make me a BLT. Meh.

That sandwich sounds lacking to me. Then again, while I like bacon I do not care too much for tomatoes and much less for lettuce.

It's all about the bread, really. Rye or 12-grain wheat can really add to a lackluster sandwich. Also, you should take the time, when preparing the sandwich, to consider just how much bacon is on it, and whether you should add some more. (Hint: you should)