I can has all caps?

ΝΟ ΑΙСΕΤΕΧΤ, ΒΟΥЅ

ΗΑΗΑΗΑΗΑΗΑΗΑ

What is it I am missing here? What is it I need to do for it to stay capitalized?

I don't know.

OR YOU COULD THE STUPID BECCA ROUTE AND HIDE A LETTER AFTER ALL THESE DELICIOUS CAPS WITH ALICEBLUEa

YOU KNOW THAT SOUNDS LIKE A FOOKIN' GOOD IDEA.a

i cant capitextal

haxxa

What is it I am missing here? What is it I need to do for it to stay capitalized?

Wouldn't you like to know... It's a primitive, but effective, method.

Alicetexting is still pro in its own right, though. I won't deny that.

SUKK ON MAH PENUSa

BUT I CAN'T FIND IT!a

alas, nobody cares.

I'm going to cut myself.

D: BUT THEN YOU WILL BLEEDa!