View Full Version : "i fucking time traveled and jumped on a dinosaur and killed fucking robot zombies"


inkblot
07-11-2009, 01:15 PM
Or something like that. Anyways, there's this game called Scribblenauts (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Scribblenauts) by 5th Cell coming out on Septermber 15th that allows you to type anything (as long as it's not vulgar or copyrighted) and the game will place it on the screen. No really, ANYTHING.

I had played all the big titles at E3. Private showings of God of War III, Heavy Rain, Alan Wake. But at 4:00 on Thursday, I was wandering around the show floor, wondering what else I had to see. I saw a small little booth for "Scribblenauts!" in the Warner Bros. Interactive Entertainment section. I mean, who goes to that booth? But I remember hearing about it on GAF, and so I decided to check it out.

Best game of E3? Without a fucking doubt. Anyone who says otherwise did not play Scribblenauts. Best game of all time? Jesus Christ, I don't know, maybe. It's a game that challenges your IMAGINATION. No other game has ever done that.

So listen to this story. I was in the early levels; I didn't quite have an idea of how ridiculously in-depth the database was. I was summoning things like ladders, glasses of water, rayguns, what have you. But I reached a level with zombie robots, and the zombie robots kept killing me. Rayguns didn't work, a torch didn't work, a pickaxe didn't work. In my frustration, I wrote in "Time Machine". And one popped up. What the fuck? A smile dawned on my face. I hopped in, and the option was given to me to either travel to the past or the future. I chose past. When I hopped out, there were fucking dinosaurs walking around. I clicked one, and realized I could RIDE THEM. So I hopped on a fucking DINOSAUR, traveled back to the present, and stomped the shit out of robot zombies. Did you just read that sentence? Did you really? I FUCKING TRAVELED THROUGH TIME AND JUMPED ON A DINOSAUR AND USED IT TO KILL MOTHERFUCKING ROBOT ZOMBIES. This game is unbelievable. Impossible. There's nothing you can't do.

Holy fucking shit.

5th Cell was nice enough to make an illustration in Feep's honor:

http://5thcell.com/post217.png

Ryu-Nacho
07-11-2009, 03:36 PM
I prefer the skateboarding, shotgun wielding God vs Cthulu video. I'm so pumped for this game.

insan3
07-11-2009, 08:32 PM
Wow, i might have to buy a DS

Willy_Wonka
07-11-2009, 09:57 PM
Wow, i might have to buy a DS

holy fuck me too. I think i just jizzed in my pants

Krusty_The_Klown
07-11-2009, 10:46 PM
Wow, first Backbreaker and now this? I can't take the waiting for awesome games to come out. I'm definitely going to try and solve puzzles in this least conventional way possible.

Dudeo
07-13-2009, 12:39 PM
This is the best thread name I personally have ever witnessed.
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