View Full Version : the RANT/INSULT thread


bagel head
05-18-2005, 06:31 PM
Ok its the ranting\insulting thread.
Whenever you have a rant at someone or an insult to say say it here ok have fun!

WWWWWWEEEEEHOOOO!!!!

Nizzle
05-18-2005, 06:47 PM
ok ok ok, so this guy came, i called him a fat b1tch

bagel head
05-18-2005, 06:48 PM
lol, and i like your new avvy, whered you get it?

guess_who_i_am
05-18-2005, 07:44 PM
I was beaten up by a 17 year old (I'm 12) he kicked me in the ribs then on the thigh wait this is a complaint hey oh well my mum's pressing charges against the dude

bagel head
05-18-2005, 07:48 PM
Awsome!!! :happy:
Well not for you that you got beat up but that your mom is pressing charges!
DOnt take this offensively,
but KKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWLLLLL!!!!

plzjustdie
05-18-2005, 08:12 PM
So, this girl said she loved JoJo, so I shot her in the arm with an HK5. I think she learned her lessson. C'mon, wouldn't you learn a lesson better if you were shot in the arm, STILL LIVING IN EXTREME PAIN, than being dead?

crispy toast
05-18-2005, 08:56 PM
I usally tell people im gonna rip their head off and fock their throat. I say that to creep em out

Drunken_Shinobi
05-18-2005, 09:14 PM
There's this retarded kid that's conceited and he pisses me off alot so I just cussed him out.

guess_who_i_am
05-18-2005, 09:26 PM
mom
sorry but i had to point out this typo it's not Mom its Mum

Drunken_Shinobi
05-18-2005, 09:47 PM
Well actually both ways it's still correct it's just the way you look at it.

guess_who_i_am
05-18-2005, 09:59 PM
No where i come from i'm right and he's wrong coz we spell things differently

Drunken_Shinobi
05-18-2005, 10:00 PM
And that's why both ways are right...depending on where you're from.

guess_who_i_am
05-18-2005, 10:14 PM
I hate Bing Lee

bagel head
05-20-2005, 04:38 PM
RRRRRAAAAAAAHHHHHHRRRR!!!!
IM MAD STOKES TELLS ME MY POWERPOINT SHOW THE STORY OF SOMETHING.... sucked im mad he's real nice im mad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I know it wasnt good but to tell me it sucked idk what the heck.........

Painintheglavin
12-05-2005, 07:16 PM
You Are Ugly,annoying And A Waste Of Everyones Time! Go To Hell,*****!*************************************** *****************************!!!!!!!!!

Boong
12-05-2005, 07:20 PM
Blah I Hate Blah Ahhhhhahahahahahhahah!!!!!

Frookie
12-05-2005, 07:24 PM
There is this kid who is a SON OF A BIOTCH and never takes a shower or bath and goes to our school, he needs to die because he makes the bus smell like 5hit

Boong
12-05-2005, 07:26 PM
LOL is he a wigger please tell me he is!

viper.gtsr
12-05-2005, 07:33 PM
OK, if this is a rant thread...
I hate Sonic, and I hate Amy worse.
(you said it was a rant thread, right?)

Holy Potatoes
12-05-2005, 08:07 PM
I hate mushroom gravy. GOD DA.MMIT, why would they MAKE sh.it-a.ss products like that? I mean, just the other day I was like, "Oh look, Ma made some chicken gravy with uh--"

My heart explodes because I see those nasty little effin' chunks of ****t floating around in the gravy waiting for me to eat them and vomit all over the kitchen table. WTF Ma? She tricked me into thinking that I was going to eat CHICKEN GRAVY because, you know, that's what EVERYONE ELSE IN THE PHUCKING HOUSE LIKES. Jeepers Crizzle, Ma, it doesn't take much to go into the store and pull out a whopping 79 cents [Yes, I am American. I use cents.] for a packet of chicken gravy. Hell, the chicken gravy and the mushroom gravy are damn near right next to eachother! GAAAH! I bet my Mom purposely purchased that mushroom gravy because she's still mad at me for accidentally catching the curtains on fire! AAARGH! THOSE CURTAINS WERE HIDEOUS! I tell you, they could gag a phucking maggot.
But I digress...

I have no rants, actually.

Painintheglavin
12-05-2005, 08:15 PM
I hate turkey pot pie. GOD DA.MMIT, why would they MAKE sh.it-a.ss products like that? I mean, just the other day I was like, "Oh look, Ma made some pot pie with uh--"

My heart explodes because I see those nasty little effin' chunks of turkey in the pie waiting for me to eat them and vomit all over the kitchen table. WTF Ma? She tricked me into thinking that I was going to eat CHICKEN POT PIE because, you know, that's what EVERYONE ELSE IN THE PHUCKING HOUSE LIKES. Jeepers Crizzle, Ma, it doesn't take much to go into the store and pull out a whopping $1.00 [Yes, I am American. I use dollars.] for a pot pie. Hell, the chicken pot pie and the turkey pot pie are damn near right next to eachother! GAAAH! I bet my Mom purposely purchased that turkey pie because she's still mad at me for accidentally breaking her $1,300 computer!AAARGH! THAT COMPUTER WAS WORTHLESS I tell you, it had 64 MB OF RAM!THATS IT!
But I digress...

viper.gtsr
12-05-2005, 08:17 PM
I hate turkey pot pie. GOD DA.MMIT, why would they MAKE sh.it-a.ss products like that? I mean, just the other day I was like, "Oh look, Ma made some pot pie with uh--"

My heart explodes because I see those nasty little effin' chunks of turkey in the pie waiting for me to eat them and vomit all over the kitchen table. WTF Ma? She tricked me into thinking that I was going to eat CHICKEN POT PIE because, you know, that's what EVERYONE ELSE IN THE PHUCKING HOUSE LIKES. Jeepers Crizzle, Ma, it doesn't take much to go into the store and pull out a whopping $1.00 [Yes, I am American. I use dollars.] for a pot pie. Hell, the chicken pot pie and the turkey pot pie are damn near right next to eachother! GAAAH! I bet my Mom purposely purchased that turkey pie because she's still mad at me for accidentally breaking her $1,300 computer!AAARGH! THAT COMPUTER WAS WORTHLESS I tell you, it had 64 MB OF RAM!THATS IT!
But I digress...
LOL!

Holy Potatoes
12-05-2005, 08:33 PM
I must say, Panintheglavin, we certainly do have a lot in common.

Frookie
12-05-2005, 10:13 PM
LOL is he a wigger please tell me he is!

sorry, he's just an idiot lowerclassmen who smells horribly everyday and likes to tell freshmen to shut up, but they beat his ass up

Boong
12-05-2005, 10:14 PM
dang it cause we have a smelly wigger at my school

wormiechucks
12-06-2005, 01:59 AM
I hate Kevin Bacon.

Painintheglavin
12-06-2005, 03:19 AM
I must say, Painintheglavin, we certainly do have a lot in common.

My hands were a little stiff,so I thought it would save me a little trouble if I modified your post so I wouldn't have to type so much.

hanxa13
12-06-2005, 03:36 AM
I hate sporks. What's so great about them??? Their sporky empire will take over the world and they will eat our brains and wipe out watermelons!!! Toothpicks, i hate toothpicks for being baby sporks and tartan for strangling people, and SPORKS!!! I'm glad i joined SPEW (Spork Prevention of Eating Watermelons) and even more glad that i started up SKATER (Spork Killing Army To Experience Relief). We will destroy the spork empire so they can't take over the world!!! www.freewebs.com/spork_killers for SPEW and www.join-skater.tk for SKATER. Hope you understand, SPORKS ARE EVIL!!!!!

You did say rant didn't you???

Captain Creepy
12-06-2005, 01:42 PM
I hate bath towels with fringes. DAMN- what lazy idiot invented those. Also I hate pens that skip. DAMN-I always get stuck with one.
And dammit, how come nobody can put a roll of toilet paper on the holder? (well, that's because I live alone duhhhhhh)

Ruskie
12-06-2005, 02:29 PM
there is this guy who we all hate at school and we want "it" to go and it never gets the picture and always whines about not "hanging out" with the group so we do **** and tell him so he might figure things out then

hanxa13
12-07-2005, 10:55 AM
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh! Spork empire's taking over!!!
I hate towels with fringes. A good hitchhiker needs a decent towel! Not those stupid frilly things!!!!!!!

Rabbit face
12-07-2005, 01:08 PM
i hate murderbydeath, he really pisses me off i never do anything to him and he seems to have this grudge against me ok thats all i have to say no it isnt actually i also hate people who automaticly think that South Africa is crap and judge me cos thats where i come from. phew thats all i have to rant about

Umaro
12-07-2005, 06:57 PM
Shut it, you. You cannot capitalize the pronoun I, so therefore you are not qualifed to use it, you Two-Bit Hamster, You.

Boong
12-07-2005, 07:03 PM
I hate people who hate sporks sporks are awesome

treefalse
12-08-2005, 12:46 AM
I hate people who hate sporks sporks are awesome
At, my school, we have the cheep plastic ones that can't stabb anything... they make great carror-catipults, though.

Rabbit face
12-08-2005, 02:36 AM
Shut it, you. You cannot capitalize the pronoun I, so therefore you are not qualifed to use it, you Two-Bit Hamster, You.
well i am on holiday and i am not worring about capitalizing f.ucking pronouns cos i dont give a s.hit

guess_who_i_am
12-08-2005, 02:43 AM
Your all egg hating hippis just like YAHOO! >:(

hanxa13
12-08-2005, 03:07 AM
Rabbit Face - You come from South Africa???
I never knew that.
Is it nice out there.

That's so cool!!!

Rabbit face
12-08-2005, 04:21 AM
ok then yes it is awesome here

Moo-blah
12-08-2005, 04:34 AM
i love livin in South Africa it is so cool always nice and hot....it rocks

foulplay
12-08-2005, 07:10 AM
I hate fanboys of all gaming systems, especially Nintendo, as they always seem to be entirely incompetant, moronic, incapable of giving reasons for their opinions, and little kids who know nothing about gaming.

hanxa13
12-08-2005, 08:11 AM
I want to go to South Africa. No fair!

viper.gtsr
12-08-2005, 08:14 AM
I want to go to South Africa. No fair!
Haha!
(That was an insult.)

hanxa13
12-08-2005, 08:15 AM
:fume:
:throw:
:cry:

Hello???

Rabbit face
12-08-2005, 01:48 PM
Haha!
(That was an insult.)
wats that supposed to mean??

hanxa13
12-09-2005, 07:46 AM
You insulted south africa. You will pay!!!
No-one is allowed to insult another country without good ground. In fact, the only country you can insult is the USA

Rabbit face
12-13-2005, 04:27 AM
thank you hanxa13!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chassi Angel
12-13-2005, 08:54 AM
I kinda agree. I know people who go out to south africa nearly every year and they really like it over there. They go to ethiopia and places, too. There is no point downing south africa because they haven't done anything to fault. It's kind of like, south africa is a low-profile country. It doesnt figure very much in the whole huge nations of the world thing-so if it has any major faults, we don't hear about them.

hanxa13
12-14-2005, 03:34 AM
Yup. South Africa rocks (even though i've never been)
Rabbit face, can you call me Han??? or hanxa??? just drop the 13. (it's my lucky no.)

Painintheglavin
12-15-2005, 01:00 PM
All right,we will call you Han.


I hate people who hate sporks sporks are awesome


I hate people who hate people who hate sporks sporks suck.

Chassi Angel
12-16-2005, 08:08 AM
Doesn't that mean you hate yourself?

WTF?
12-17-2005, 02:02 AM
I hate people who hate people who hate sporks sporks suck.
YOU B!TCH!!! TAKE IT BACK!!! TAKE IT BACK!!!!
*runs out of room crying*