Things to do when you get bored:

1. wax the ceiling
2. "rearrange" political campaing signs.
3. Sharpen your teeth
4. play houdinid with one of your siblings
5. braid your dog's hair
6. clean and polish your belly button
7. water your dog....see if he grows
8. wash a tree
9. Knight yourself
10. Name your child Edsel
11. Give your cat a Mohawk
12. purr
13. mow your carpet
14. vaccum your lawn
15. Play pt boone records backward
16. Have your pillow X rayed
17. Drink straight shots....of water
18. CALMLY have a nervous break down
19. Get your dog braces
20. take your car apart..put it back together inside out
21. Buff your cat
22. rake your carpet
23. re-elect richard nixon
24. test thin ice.....with a pogo stick
25. apply for a unicorn hunting license
26. talk to your self
27. have a fight with your self
28. kiss and make up
29. hold hands
30. buy the brooklyn bridge...mail it to your friend

please add more as you think of them...hahahaha

you forgot "make content for gprime.net"!

you forgot "make content for gprime.net"!

uhhhh...wha's tha??

uhhhh...wha's tha??


content? it means ummm... stuff. y'know, stuff.

make movies and flashes and games n.... stuff! for gprime

content? it means ummm... stuff. y'know, stuff.

make movies and flashes and games n.... stuff! for gprime

oh hahaha i get it now...iunno how to make that stuff though...haha

punch yourself in the face :rip: :tears_h4h

re-elect richard nixon
grease all the door knobs
play with matches
learn to type....with your toes
read homer in the original greek
learn greek
change your mind
watch the sun....see if it moves
give a roschach test to your gerbal
write a letter to playto....mail it
take your sofa for a walk
wash your goldfish
flirt with evergreen
smile
ski kansas
make a schetmatic drawing....of a rock
Grease the doorknobs

some u put in twice
but ive got one...................
shave your hair and dry wax your legs in a sub zero temp bath
lol that would hurt

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahaha...OUTCH

hey i got one, make pointless random posts in a thread about boredom, to somehow try to find a solution to boredom just causing more boredom and making kewmat make a post which is purely generated because of... you guessed it... boredom.

hey i got one, make pointless random posts in a thread about boredom, to somehow try to find a solution to boredom just causing more boredom and making kewmat make a post which is purely generated because of... you guessed it... boredom.

or ummm....let's see now...oh i know be an a** to others cause you don't like the fact that someone acctually made something that people might enjoy...whooaaaa what a coinsidence you're doing that right now...better knock that off your list of things to do

or ummm....let's see now...oh i know be an a** to others cause you don't like the fact that someone acctually made something that people might enjoy...whooaaaa what a coinsidence you're doing that right now...better knock that off your list of things to do

first off, i wasn't trying to be an ass, sorry for making it come off that way. and secondly, i've never knocked someone making something that people enjoy, because that's what this site is all about, making stuff people enjoy and allowing others to enjoy it.

first off, i wasn't trying to be an ass, sorry for making it come off that way. and secondly, i've never knocked someone making something that people enjoy, because that's what this site is all about, making stuff people enjoy and allowing others to enjoy it.

so what were you saying up there then?? just contributing to the thread or knocking it down cause it's pointless??

no hes saying posting in this thread is releaving his bordom (i think)
posting in here and other threads heps me with the bordom thing but im to tired to be bored

kidnap hilary duff and hold her for a ransom of $0.50
eat cheese
throw up cheese
shoot someone the bird and then run :fuyou_2:
pea burble: take a round pea, tilt your head way back (or lie on the ground), place pea on your pursed lips, blow levitating the pea 2-4 inches in the air. ASTOUND YOUR FRIENDS!! SHOW OFF YOUR NEW FOUND TALENTS AT SCHOOL OR PLACE OF WORK! MORE FRIENDS! HIGHER PAY!
(included is a short video of me burbling a pea)

damn thats funny
but hilary duff $0.50
your joking shes quite hot
you wanna kidnap britney spears (minger)

Teach yourself a new language
Make up a language
Do this :hypo_h4h:
Become an Evil Dr.
Meet an alien
Slowly commit suicide (like smoking)
Be killed by an inanimate object
Challenge a crazy guiness record
Go to a football game, sit with the hometeam, and cheer for the challengers
Convine other people that your batman
Try to benchpress half a ton
Laugh at some foreign kids *not really, thats mean*
Become a Jedi Master
Learn to go Super Saiyan
Get angry at a wall
Play "Whack a friend" (Use giant-ass hammer)
Wreck a car, blame it on a bush
Wreck a car, blame it on Bush
Become a ninja assassin, and work for the government
Become a ninja assassin, and work against the government
See how painful it is to "add another joint" in your arm
Become a pokemon master
Build a mecha, and go on rampage
Go on rampage without the mecha. I don't care
Tell little kids you killed Santa
Tell little kids you killed Barney
Tell little kids you killed Teletubbies
Tell little kids you killed *insert something kiddish*
Dogpile a 90-lb man
Dropkick the 90-lb man
Yeah...my list keeps going...

i wanna be super sayian, become a ninja (hehe not really, a samurai master tho.......) and the whack a friend, ill try that right now...........come here jason..............

kidnap hilary duff and hold her for a ransom of $0.50

if i kidnapped her, i wouldn't sell her for all the money in the world... well maybe ALL the money but it'd still take me a while. i'd definately relieve some of my boredom with her :drool:

if i kidnapped her, i wouldn't sell her for all the money in the world... well maybe ALL the money but it'd still take me a while. i'd definately relieve some of my boredom with her :drool:

You kidding?? i think she's ugly and i don't like her...but that's just me

you're a chick, of course you do

you're a chick, of course you do

course i am....and PROUD of it! haha...she can't even sing though, it's like not :dev:

well a lot of people can't sing because there voice has been played with when they record it. that is why you don't see them sing a lot :censored2 ( in concert I mean)

but there's a difference with looks and talent, personally i hate her singing. but on the other side, some ugly mofos can really sing :p

i guess when the record companies give them deals, its sometimes based on their looks and when they sing for the record, it gets altered. really it should be based on their singing all the time, cuz that's basicly what they're getting paid for. but compies like that are just out for the cash and know that if someone good looking sings it, it will make more money than that good singing ugly person. :p

looks like i started a conversation :shiny: i agree with both kewmat and brokensmile. i think she sucks but everyones entitled to their own opinion of course :sweatdrop
kewmat, you are right. companies should hire people based on their talents, not their looks.

hehe relieve pleasure on her face lol

hehe relieve pleasure on her face lol

i hate her and the simpson girls er whateever.......one's a dike and plays along with the whole i'm a blonde therefore i'm dumb (which she is) and the other is a wanna be loser who can't sing worth shit and was caught lip synking.....hahahahah sucks for her

britney spears is not my favourite person on the earth but she got married again and i think she hasnt got a girlfriend.
asley simpson tho
punkrock chick
my kinda woman

yeah, i hate hillary duff too,shes such a bitch!
anyway, things to to,
explain the physics of flying in a submarine to your pet rock

put gum in your teachers hair

run around the streets of your town naked screaming "im a horny leprechaun!"

blame random people in the streets for making the cookies wrong.

help an old lady across a street that she doesn't want to cross

go to a candy sho and ask for 10 jaffa's, 3 milk bottles, 17 freckles, 6 frogs, 15 sour warheads, the person gets all the stuff out, count your money then order another 15 warheads, 6 jaffa's, 12 frogs, 6 packets of skittles, 2 packets of m&m's, 20 freckles and 30 redskins, the person gets the rest of the stuff out, count up you money then run out of the shop and yell out "just kidding"

fart near an open flame

pee into the wind

yeah, i hate hillary duff too,shes such a bitch!
anyway, things to to,
explain the physics of flying in a submarine to your pet rock

put gum in your teachers hair

run around the streets of your town naked screaming "im a horny leprechaun!"

blame random people in the streets for making the cookies wrong.

help an old lady across a street that she doesn't want to cross

go to a candy sho and ask for 10 jaffa's, 3 milk bottles, 17 freckles, 6 frogs, 15 sour warheads, the person gets all the stuff out, count your money then order another 15 warheads, 6 jaffa's, 12 frogs, 6 packets of skittles, 2 packets of m&m's, 20 freckles and 30 redskins, the person gets the rest of the stuff out, count up you money then run out of the shop and yell out "just kidding"

fart near an open flame

pee into the wind


HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....my friend did that once....he decided to be a dick so he pulled out his dingle and started peeing into the wind haha! what else...

teach your pet rock to play dead
throw a cat out of a 2 store house see if it lands on all for feet
wax your brothers dress shoes
put led warmers on furniture
tell your sibling to jump out of the window...see if he can fly
play hockey with your cousin....as the puck
take your hamster out for a walk
give your gerbil a Rorschach test
council your chair
dail 911.......breath heavily
play piano with mittons on
fly a plane
crash a plane

:dir_clown see how long you can go without going to the bathroom
:hypo_h4h: throw butter at people
:rm_stormt run around and moon people
:dizzy1: leave a flaming bag of poop on someone's doorstep

hahaha

get drunk wear a traffic cone on your head and twirl around in the intersection.
have a staring contest with a door knob,
hold your breath....above the water
be a bush
break broken glass
try and fix it
meet isacc newton....tell him he's wrong
sell pot to cops....se if they buy it
go to court
tell the judge you were speeding cause you stole this car and didn't wanna get caught
call the feds and tell them you're planning to kill presesident kennedy

Hey Brokensmile it's me wanna talk? tcracer6

Hey Brokensmile it's me wanna talk? tcracer6
sure.....how?

.................................................. .....

You wrote about yor week what wrong?
can't say in public eye.....somethign to personal for everyone to read

take your hamster out for a walk
haha! i actually have a leash for a rabbit/guinea pig!

hmmm, get a black bandanna, cut two holes in and sell it on ebay and Zoro's mask

get into a conversation with an inanimate carbon rod

roll in poison ivy

f**k a bee hive

how about ow!!!!!!!
how about staying awake for 120 hours without sleep and then doing something really challenging like build a wendy house without the instructions.

how about ow!!!!!!!
how about staying awake for 120 hours without sleep and then doing something really challenging like build a wendy house without the instructions.

what's a wendy house?

ummm.....lets see now....
give your goldfish a perm
take all the major kitchen appliances and mix and match them
council your pillow
be blue
be red
don't be orange
tell a kid barney killed you....convince him your a ghost

ive got a pointless 1.

:- Sell doors, door to door to ppl tht have doors!! :kyle_hair

i got one

1. start slappin urself with a fish :zapping:

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH ewww.....i hate the smell of fish

ummm.........swallow a gold fish whole and try to throw it back up...see if it's still alive

cut down a tree with a herring.
see how many times you can :vomit4:in a row.

paint a school bus pink see if anyone notices
throw cats at a movie theater
run up to random people and give them monopoly money
tell a teacher she's fat
see if she turns red
tell her she looks like a Valintine
make uout with a girraffe
:rm_frog:
it's kermit the frog 0.0

Join the borg army, cuz theres no resistance
Join the Starfox team
Summon a dragon to your bidding
Have a dragon summon you for it's bidding
Bet $100 dollars you can fly. When they pull out their money, take it and run. Say your flying low.
Sit in a corner, and look down at the floor. Other people will come up behind you, wondering what your looking at. Point at the floor, and say "That". If done right, you will have 10-20 people looking at nothing.
Use your rights to bear arms, and buy military vehicles.
Post in a thread about things you can do when your bored. *OMG*
Smile big
Go to sleep ...
and have a...*ahem*...'good' dream :mf_dribbl
Tie yourself to a telephone pole, say it's for the protection of the goldfish wildlife reserve.
Drink straight vinegar *Actually, don't do this. I have once, and it can make you very sick. Seriously.* :vomit4:
Go to a bar, order a New Jersery Turnpike. In case you don't know what this is, it is when the bar is closing, and the barkeep wipes the bartops with a rag. The New Jersey Turnpike is whatever you can suck out of the rag.
Claim to others that you are the reincarnated form of Elvis Presley.
...
I think I'm done for a while.

join my gang of samurai
buy a samurai sword and hunt me down
commit seppuku

go up to random people in the street and tell them that you gang will beat them up, walk off. :robot: :matrix_2_ :glare: :spideyani

go up to random people and bend down on one knee give them a plastic 50 cent ring and ask them to marry you. both men and woman, specailly old people :grin:

go up to random people in the street and yell "i slap you inda face foo!"
walk off without doing anything.

:ill_h4h: That movie is sweet

']:ill_h4h: That movie is sweet

so confused but ok...............ANYWAY
run between couples screaming RED ROVER RED ROVER
walk up to a man that works at a grocery store and ask him if he has a tampon on him........so it especailly if you are a guy
walk up to an old man that works at a grocery store and ask him to take you to the bathroom since you are not allowed to go on your own
walk up to a girl and try to sell her a condom tell her she needs protection
((by the way all of these i have tried......only my friend was the one selling a condom to this random person that walked outta the bathroom and a man was behind her))

']:ill_h4h: That movie is sweet
i think hes talking about Monty python, the search for the holy grail
"NEE! You must cut down this tree with a herring!"
that movie is sweet

i think hes talking about Monty python, the search for the holy grail
"NEE! You must cut down this tree with a herring!"
that movie is sweet

haven't seen it.....i call my friend that NEE only some times it's NENE haha

do some open heart surgery.....on yourself

walk round to everyones house and shout out "NEE" right infront of them and then run :eek1:

1.Go up to some one and say that your going to the candy shopP with 50 cents to buy a g-unit bar
2.Sing the song "Lonely" to a random person
3. Sing the song "Going crazy" to a random person
4.When ever some one lies, say "Yeah, And Black men arn't atracted to Hallie Barry"
5.Sing "Frosty the Snowman" In the Middle of July
6.Sing "This is how we do" While Buttering bread
7.Make a sing that says "Boulavard of Broken Dreams" And hang it on a poll pointing north
8.Sing "Big Dee" To a guy with a gun at a bank robbery
9.Say Hillary Duff "Rocks Your Socks" While holding a sign that says "Hillary Duff Sucks"
10.Start singing the Pokemon theme song to a bunch of College kids and ask them if they know that song

Go into a busy lift and hand out name stickers and where your one upside down and introduce yourself remember, and when the doors close go over to the buttons and lean backwards and forwards pressing the buttons saying Meeee Meeeeee over and over. :unsure:

:shiny: I walk up to random people and bark in their faces, tis very funny :rotflmao:

or you could see if your goldfish can live in coors rather than water,

kidnap cabbage-patch kids

play a game of tiddly-winks....go for blood.

try not to think about polar bears.

break into your neighbors house and clean it.

walk around in the park all day and pretend to trip on an invisible wire.

when u get off an elevator press all the buttons.

Walk the mouse,
Give random people fake objects and "convince them" to use it.
Make out with a Lego
Use bath beads in a toilet.
Use the things that people put in the toilet.
Wish that (insert favorite video game Crater hear)was real.

hack into every computer
spam g-mail
be bored even more
make stuff up (like games)
have flashbacks
pwn others who you hate
falsify OCD and go to see Dr. Phil even when you don't have a problem
enslave the human race
prove religion wrong
make sure everyone knows you and thinks you're cool
kill everyone who hates you
destroy The ****er With Glasses

Did anyone mention masturbating?

anyone mention...not...masturbating...?

Did anyone mention masturbating?
You brought that up, why?

its something to do when your bored, he is therefore mentioning it to contribute to the thread.....think about it.

watch Family Guy
download music and listen to it
sleep
go for a bike ride

scratch you bum
scratch someone elses bum
make a bum scratching booth where people come from far and wide and pay for you to scratch their bum because they're too lazy to scratch their bum themself.

make them pay to scratch your bum
when your neighbours are in their houses, cover yourself in water run onto the front lawn screaming and stop drop and roll
make a fake cat and set it on fire then launch it onto the street with a catapult
make a million dollars
burn it all

1. Set up a lemonade stand and charge $11 per glass. If anyone asks why it's so expensive, say "Do you know how much gas is these days?".

2. Chuck a shopping cart into a river. When someone comes by, take it out, smile and say "Just helping out the community".

3. Go to the public library and sign into every computer.

4. Take 11 items to the "1-10 Speed Cashier" at your local supermarket.

5. Add random people to your MSN. If they come on, act like you know them.

6. Go to your local McDonalds and order 50 smiles - their free!

7. Press the walk button to change the stop lights every time the other way turns green.

8. Go to an italian restaurant and order in french.

9. Go to Wal-Mart and ask why the prices didn't change today

10. Go to the hospital and take all the free condoms. If someone asks, grin and say "School project".

porn

sell stuff that is free or insanely cheaper in the store over the road

Back on topic...

Put a cat in the microwave until it starts speaking spanish
Make explosives for the taliban.
Set someone up the bomb.
Get high, skip 2nd half of school, and then ride the bus on the longest route.
Try to spell a farting noise.
Fold a chair into a paper airplane
Watch Ace Ventura until you've memorized it
Make your own Solid Snake Costume
Smoke a pack of Captain Blacks
Get really drunk and then beat someone up with a pool cue.
Beat someone up with a golf club
Kill someone with a baguette
Say things louder for GOD'S benefit
Watch monkeys throw feces at each other
Throw feces at some guy
Try to build an airplane using venetian blinds and a tennis ball
Projectile vomit on someone's fruit patch
Hork one on a bird
Yell the F word at the top of your lungs
Learn to play the bagpipes
Offer people the body of christ
Offer people dempsters bread
Get wasted, then go to church
Walk around the streets saying "Heroin!" to people as they pass
Convince someone that he is invisible
Stand in the middle of the road with a mop and can of pickled eggs
Kill an ant, then throw a funeral
Have extreme mood swings on purpose
Pretend that you're Comrade Stalin
Make every second word you say be "Communism"
Make a pie, and then eat it.
Knit and dance and bake a cake
Become a Taco Nazi
Make a YTMND
Beat Syphon Filter 3 without a working memory card
Claim that you are the second coming
Take up "pogs"
Buy a guitar, and then smash it on a squirrel
Shoot a pellet gun at a marmot
Eat a pizza with a straw
Sing songs to lenin
Become so fat that the solar system revolves around you
Sneeze, and cause the earth to fly into the sun
Organize everyone on the planet to build a road around the equator.
Get everyone to run on the road to see if the earth spins faster
Stop the Earth's rotation of axis, making us all fly into space
Attempt to have sex with a corner office
Die twice
Invent a form of ressurection
Ressurect Jim Morrison and tell him to lay off the smack
Say words that dont mean anything
Pretend that you know german
Be a nazi
Make Nazi Ninja scouts
Look up the German word "schwutzel"
Laugh at a dead body
Run away from a dead body
Get thrown in jail for stealing a pretzel

Man seriously I could go on forever thanks to... A D D!!!!!!

get a fryer and deep fry a small asian man.
and a dog
and a cat
strap a dog and cat together and put them in a bag in order to make them breed!

Gouge someone's eyes out with a glass of milk

Throw bears that are on fire

Take off every Zig

Do the Numa Numa dance at a bus stop and see how many people join you

Dress up as a tetris block and go around fitting into things

Pretend that the floor is made of lava

Make scalloped potatoes, hide it in your school and report a bomb threat

Buy a butterball turkey

Tape a butterball turkey to the top of a powerful R/C car

Rip open your school's ventilation ducts

Send a Turkey R/C car into the ducts and let it stink up the school

Make an AOL cd launcher

Write a book about the lifespan of a Inkjet Printer

Kill steven king with a jar of hotsauce

Play Earthbound and get all the 1/128 chance items

Get 100% on Metal gear Solid VR missions with no working memory card

Put a hamster into jello and let it set then give it to your teacher

Call someone Emo, and then tell them to go commit suicide

Spam a forum

Jack off into a grapfruit, then leave it in someone's mailbox.

How 'bout get banned?

Are you implying something, Mr. 13 posts?

Are YOU implying something, Mr. 43 posts? Why yes, yes you are!

Im glad you noticed :)

Im glad you noticed :)
Nah.

I'm just kidding about the banning thing.

geez, all of you should be, j/k

play LoTGD
train up to be an uber 1337 pwner of other people

Put a tennis ball in a really long sock, and then hit people with your new sock-mallet.

Dress up as a knight

Dress up as a banjo

Try to find where to buy the game "Parappa the Rapper"

Buy it

Play it

Get frustrated with it

Throw it out the window.

Play pong with your friend on MSN...


Floydaholic says:
Let's play pong!
Burger king says:
Ok!
Floydaholic:
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Burger king says:
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Floydaholic says:
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Burger king says:
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Burger king says:
Oops...

hack into secret military computers and launch missiles on your neigbours on ur neighbours house.

Try and find FFVII for less than 10 pounds/dollars/euros etc.

Resurrect the tenth thread to be made on the new board.

Browse the interwebs.

Make models.

Try and find FFVII for less than 10 pounds/dollars/euros etc.
Tried and failed. The best I could do was $45. But then, I didn't try very hard.

Invent awesome recipes. You might need a basic knowledge of chemistry so as not to burn your house down or turn something into a big, sticky mess.

Watch a movie.

Make a really crappy movie and submit it to "On the lot", and watch Carrie Fisher squirm as she tries to judge politically incorrect films.

Listen to Rush Limbaugh. That's always entertaining.

Okay, so I thought that nobody actually supported Rush Limbaugh's views and that people just listened to him because it was funny or something...well I made a crack about how his hot air alone was causing global warming at my girlfriend's house. So it turns out that my girlfriend's mom listens to him seriously and is shocked that I hate him...oops.

Criticize a crappy movie.

fart in an old persons face

Mess with some stupid kid's head.

eat a man in the street.....

Eat a man in the privacy of your own home.

Make sure I don't have to eat a man.

Even with green eggs and ham?

Even with green eggs and ham.

sam i am

Would you eat him on a train? Would you eat him in the rain?

i would not eat him on a moose, i will not eat him with a goose

Read Dr. Seuss.

with a goose

While eating a moose

Ruin a rhyme.

While eating a lime?

Covered in grime.

While visiting gprime at the same time

your avatar reminds me of slime

Travel back in time.

And meet Einstein

And pursue a life of crime

then pick up a dime

and mysteriously turn into a mime

holding some chimes

Press a button.

Does muffin rhyme with button?

No but button rhymes with another food known as mutton.

mutton to the cuttin

While struttin'

Sheep Huntin'

wondering how long this is gonna last

Not too long.

But longer than your schlong?

Protect the schlong.

Hide it in a bong?

It'd better be strong.

Or not very long

Let's sing a song.

about our schlongs that we hid in bongs?

well play it on gongs

With strings tied to our dongs?

Playing pong

...but not for very long

Challenging a rival ninja to a duel and winning.

I challenge you to a duel
*draws sword*

Watching day-time television and/or cooking channels.

I challenge you to a duel
*draws sword*
You're not a ninja, get lost.
Anyways...attach a brick with a death threat and throw it into some jerk's house.

attach a window to a death threat and throw it at someones brick!

interesting...

attach a window to a death threat and throw it at someones brick!
It does work the other way...

and vice versa

Climb up a wall and sit on it for a while.

jump off a cliff

Eat mini-waffles

mmmm...mini waffles

Watch TV upside down.

whilst standing on the radio

eating mini waffles

Order a BigMac at Burgerking!

walk into macdonalds and ask for a fork to eat your KFC with.....

that would be funny

ive done it before......
AND THEY GAVE ME A FORK!

Are you serious?

yep....
ive got it on video somewhere*dissappears into basement*

lol, thats hilariuos

Start a food fight.

Bobby McPharon raped my grandmother.

MadTV

h(it a baby)

Well... I sometimes like to break some records of my own by hiting the table tennis ball with the racket. It quite kills the boredom sometimes.

Listen to the dead silence and think.

I like to catch up on sleep whenever I have downtime. Or play guitar.

catch files with your bare hands (done it before)

Catch this!
<<C:\Documents and Settings\Adam\My Documents\New Folder>>

think about how broke you are

Visit my uncle.

think about how broke you are
$520 is broke?

reading this thread made me realise something. is there a flash movie dedicted to gprime or anything dedicated to gprime on the gprime website (sorry fot the repetitive use of the word gprime...woops lol)

Laughing at grant's stupidity.

i tried making one once but then i realized,
1. im lazy
2. g-prime is constantly changing so by the time you make one, its already out of date
3. it would undermine the complexity of g-prime