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happylittleClayFox
06-01-2008, 08:36 AM
I just had some Hawaiian Kona. It's got the most amazing flavor. I can only describe it as a vapory(spell check says it's a word) sensation that lingers in your mouth after you finish the cup. It's slightly bitter and not at all sweet and though I normally prefer sweeter coffee, thus I use more sugar, the complexity of the flavor redeems it.

God
06-01-2008, 09:13 AM
Once you go black.....

Willy_Wonka
06-01-2008, 01:16 PM
I only drink coffee when its loaded with sugar so you can't taste the coffee.

Kids in mah grade are all like "OMGAWD I LUV COFFIE!11111111"

and I say nay.

Natus Lumen
06-01-2008, 04:16 PM
Do you like your sugar with coffee and cream?

MeTal CaNdYcaNe
06-01-2008, 04:31 PM
Last time I drank coffee I about heaved. And it was only a half cup. but that's okay. I don't like it, anyways.

Natus Lumen
06-01-2008, 06:09 PM
I like it when I'm in dire need of some energy and an energy drink is not available.

MeTal CaNdYcaNe
06-01-2008, 06:27 PM
*pssst* It's called "sleep".

gabrielwhist
06-01-2008, 06:49 PM
No energy drink I have ever had has actually given me energy. I just drink coffee cause its numma numma. But not that often. I like it with sugars and creams, or black, or in frozen drinks of delicious sex bagelieness.

Sen
06-01-2008, 10:38 PM
I've had Kenyan, Ethiopian, Colombian, Sumatran, Costa Rican, and of course Kona from Hawaii. I prefer the Jamaican though. I have some Blue Mountain delivered every month. Unfortunately, I don't drink that much coffee anymore, and my mom's Dr. just stopped her from drinking, so I usually just put it to the plants...

Ryu-Nacho
06-02-2008, 07:20 AM
I've had Kenyan, Ethiopian, Colombian, Sumatran, Costa Rican, and of course Kona from Hawaii. I prefer the Jamaican though. I have some Blue Mountain delivered every month.
Huh...the rich playboy next door said the same thing about women.

Natus Lumen
06-02-2008, 08:02 AM
And heroin!

Natus Lumen
06-02-2008, 08:03 AM
But Puerto Rican coffee is the strongest I've ever had. I don't drink coffee much, but that stuff will make you shudder.

gabrielwhist
06-02-2008, 12:12 PM
With pleasure

Dudeo
06-02-2008, 12:39 PM
No coffee for me. I usually get pumped on cocaine and steroids.

gabrielwhist
06-02-2008, 01:00 PM
Hmm. Good choices.

Natus Lumen
06-02-2008, 01:40 PM
Did you know those pills they make for dieting are basically speed mixed with vitamins?

Willy_Wonka
06-02-2008, 02:05 PM
Do you like your sugar with coffee and cream?

keep it goin' keep it goin' keep it goin' FULL STEAM

MeTal CaNdYcaNe
06-02-2008, 04:24 PM
Did you know those pills they make for dieting are basically speed mixed with vitamins?

Why do you think it's so hard for people to quit them?

insan3
06-02-2008, 04:45 PM
I never used to drink coffee until last summer, than I got addicted to it. I think it gives a little energy boost, but I like the taste.

Natus Lumen
06-02-2008, 10:31 PM
"Necessary?! Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine?"
"Probably not."
"NO! But it's sterile, and I like the taste."

Zetex
06-02-2008, 10:36 PM
Coffee is awesome for those days you have to wake up for zero hour http://flashabyss.com/emoticons/dance.gif

Dudeo
06-03-2008, 12:27 PM
What energy drink d'you think I should have SAT morning?

happylittleClayFox
06-03-2008, 01:29 PM
Have you heard of DNA?

Natus Lumen
06-03-2008, 01:35 PM
Probably Amp. I find the energy it gives you is less intense, but it lasts longer.

Dudeo
06-03-2008, 02:05 PM
I should probably drink one when I wake up and the other during the break.

Krusty_The_Klown
06-03-2008, 10:08 PM
"Necessary?! Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine?"
"Probably not."
"NO! But it's sterile, and I like the taste."

Lol, Dodgbeball is kind of old but still pretty awesome.

"You guys looked like a buncha retards trying to hump a doorknob out there!"

insan3
06-03-2008, 10:33 PM
I should probably drink one when I wake up and the other during the break.

Your taking the SAT? good luck

Dudeo
06-04-2008, 12:38 PM
Pssh. I aced the PSAT.

lol, we should have sports betting on what score I get.

Siriustar
06-04-2008, 01:50 PM
The SATs are easy shit. They were for me, at least. Just don't overstimulate yourself; you'll lose concentration and possibly get the urge to piss in the middle of a section.

Snow
06-04-2008, 02:09 PM
Tea>Coffee

Prince of Wales is the best.

Siriustar
06-04-2008, 02:40 PM
Tea>Coffee

Prince of Wales is the best.

Earl Grey is my fave tea.

Nitz
06-04-2008, 03:04 PM
Genmaicha. Or sometimes I'll mix sencha and rooibos, which doesnt sound very good but it is.

MeTal CaNdYcaNe
06-04-2008, 03:45 PM
Eww. The only rooibos I've had was "ginger bouce" and it was disgusting.

Nitz
06-04-2008, 04:02 PM
It's definitely not that great by itself, but mix it with something else like a green tea. And don't buy the shitty pre-bagged stuff, get premium loose-leaf or bulk. It'll taste better and, with bulk, will be much cheaper.

Siriustar
06-04-2008, 08:42 PM
Gosh, it sucks living out in Buttfuck. I don't have access to nice things for like 15 miles in either direction :(

gabrielwhist
06-04-2008, 09:42 PM
Tea>Coffee

Prince of Wales is the best.

No. Piss>Tea.

Nitz
06-05-2008, 02:02 AM
No. Piss>Tea.

It does have to be brewed properly.


http://twistedsage.net/tea.jpg

poisonedcandy_X
06-05-2008, 06:52 AM
I don't think coffee tastes very good at all. I mean, all of my friends are all obsessed with it [which means we go to get it a lot] so I've tried it lots of different ways, and it's always just...bad. But hey, whatever makes you happy. I think I'll just stick to this stuff.

http://www.wecalledit.com/content/images/powerc.jpg

gussa
06-05-2008, 08:00 AM
ahahahahahahahahahahaa!

MeTal CaNdYcaNe
06-05-2008, 07:11 PM
I never liked vitamin water either. I'm a picky bitch. OJ all the way.

happylittleClayFox
06-05-2008, 07:21 PM
It makes my eyes hurt.

Siriustar
06-05-2008, 08:02 PM
Out of all the flavored waters, I like Propel the best because it's at least somewhat reminiscent of water.

happylittleClayFox
06-05-2008, 08:54 PM
Yea, and it's the cheapest.

Natus Lumen
06-05-2008, 09:11 PM
If it's early in the morning, I get vitamin water. If it's later in the day I don't really pay attention to what I get. I just grab something off the shelf of the nearest convenience store and go. Often it's Sweet Leaf tea.

poisonedcandy_X
06-06-2008, 03:04 PM
I'm addicted to vitamin water. Especially that kind.

happylittleClayFox
06-06-2008, 03:32 PM
Anyway, wasn't coffee a euphemism for sex at some point? How is coffee, a scalding hot, black, caffeine enriched substance even associated with sex?

Krusty_The_Klown
06-06-2008, 10:28 PM
Anyway, wasn't coffee a euphemism for sex at some point? How is coffee, a scalding hot, black, caffeine enriched substance even associated with sex?

So that would explain the burn marks around my rectum.

Natus Lumen
06-07-2008, 12:50 AM
I'm addicted to vitamin water. Especially that kind.

It always intrigued me how teenage girls go for vitamin water over just about anything else. They don't even make the label particularly appealing to the teenage girl demographic. I mean a lot of people like it, but you get girls lined up at the machines for Fuze and VW at my school like crazy (they replaced all the coke machines with powerade, Fuze, and Vitamin Water).

But for the record, I like it too.

Natus Lumen
06-07-2008, 12:51 AM
Anyway, wasn't coffee a euphemism for sex at some point? How is coffee, a scalding hot, black, caffeine enriched substance even associated with sex?
I remember hearing that association somewhere else too. I can't remember what. Maybe Pulp Fiction?

gabrielwhist
06-07-2008, 01:54 AM
It always intrigued me how teenage girls go for vitamin water over just about anything else. They don't even make the label particularly appealing to the teenage girl demographic. I mean a lot of people like it, but you get girls lined up at the machines for Fuze and VW at my school like crazy (they replaced all the coke machines with powerade, Fuze, and Vitamin Water).

But for the record, I like it too.

Because you are secretly....a girl!?!?!
http://www.memecat.com/images/memes/dramatic_look.jpg

poisonedcandy_X
06-07-2008, 02:16 AM
It always intrigued me how teenage girls go for vitamin water over just about anything else. They don't even make the label particularly appealing to the teenage girl demographic. I mean a lot of people like it, but you get girls lined up at the machines for Fuze and VW at my school like crazy (they replaced all the coke machines with powerade, Fuze, and Vitamin Water).

But for the record, I like it too.

Well, for me it basically started because of the machines at my school, too. Soda tastes kind of bad and is bad for you, and everything else is just plain, so I started drinking that and got addicted. Anyway, I think the labels are funny! What are they supposed to do, randomly put Pete Wentz's face all over the bottles or something? ;D

I mean, most of the girls I know would buy it then. With a few exceptions, but there will always be exceptions.

MeTal CaNdYcaNe
06-09-2008, 01:59 PM
Whatever happened to Welch's sparkling grape juice? That shit'll mess you up. Mmmm.

happylittleClayFox
06-09-2008, 06:10 PM
I know, and the crazy little girl who drank it like she was promoting crack.

MeTal CaNdYcaNe
06-09-2008, 06:38 PM
I wanted to rip her pigtails out.

happylittleClayFox
06-11-2008, 07:28 AM
*High Five*
Anyway, I don't like Dunkin Donuts hot coffee, it tastes insanely bitter, it sort of tastes like cigarettes.

Dudeo
06-11-2008, 12:38 PM
How do you know what cigarettes taste like?

Sen
06-11-2008, 06:18 PM
Cus he's eaten them, duh!!! Anyways...

Anyway, wasn't coffee a euphemism for sex at some point? How is coffee, a scalding hot, black, caffeine enriched substance even associated with sex?


Saying something, bub?

gussa
06-12-2008, 12:53 AM
How do you know what cigarettes taste like?

because your sense of taste is %80 influenced by your sense of smell. therefore when you smell food that smells great, you know its going to taste great.

so if i smell a ciarette, i know what its going to taste like...

MeTal CaNdYcaNe
06-12-2008, 09:54 AM
Yeah, that's how I know what dirt tastes like.

gussa
06-13-2008, 07:12 AM
and shit!


funnily enough, you sense of smell is very powerful in stimulating memories"

Rabbit face
06-13-2008, 01:58 PM
I'd really love to know what star bucks tastes like...

Natus Lumen
06-13-2008, 02:23 PM
That's very ironic. Starbucks gets the beans from third-world African nations, sells the coffee made from those beans at an exponential profit, and the African nations from which the coffee originated don't have any Starbucks.

Not to say you're from a poor African nation, but I'm assuming that the majority of Africa doesn't have Starbucks.

insan3
06-13-2008, 06:17 PM
I'd really love to know what star bucks tastes like...

Tastes like the best thing you can possibly have in your mouth at one time

Natus Lumen
06-13-2008, 06:55 PM
Hmmm

Could be what she said

happylittleClayFox
06-13-2008, 09:51 PM
because your sense of taste is %80 influenced by your sense of smell. therefore when you smell food that smells great, you know its going to taste great.

so if i smell a ciarette, i know what its going to taste like...
Actually, I've smoked. But your right, the smell of the tobacco from an unlit cigarette smells pretty much like how Dunkin' Donuts's coffee tastes to me.
Cus he's eaten them, duh!!! Anyways...




Saying something, bub?
Black people, like coffee, are made of awesome though sometimes, they taste funny and make me feel unsatisfied. Take that as you will.
I'd really love to know what star bucks tastes like...
Yeah... read my reply to Sen's comment.

Nitz
06-13-2008, 11:09 PM
I'd really love to know what star bucks tastes like...

Me too...

http://twistedsage.net/starbuck.jpg

OMNOMNOM

happylittleClayFox
06-14-2008, 02:14 PM
She tastes like rusty spaceships, sweat and lack of proper bathing.

MeTal CaNdYcaNe
06-14-2008, 04:16 PM
Actually, I've smoked. But your right, the smell of the tobacco from an unlit cigarette smells pretty much like how Dunkin' Donuts's coffee tastes to me.

YEAH!a

gussa
06-15-2008, 07:48 AM
while we are on the topic of coffee i would like to take the time to say
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y272/GUSSA/1213251814084.gif

Natus Lumen
06-15-2008, 05:01 PM
....
?

gussa
06-15-2008, 06:06 PM
oh noes!!!!..

now for proper file hosting
EDIT:tis fixed now (thats what SHE said!!!... HAHAHAHAHA pornstar joke!)

MeTal CaNdYcaNe
06-16-2008, 07:38 PM
Check out this coffee cup!
http://www.markpascua.com/wp-content/stacked-coffee-cup.jpg

Nitz
06-17-2008, 01:23 AM
She tastes like rusty spaceships, sweat and lack of proper bathing.
YEAH!
.

Sen
06-17-2008, 08:29 PM
Check out this coffee cup!
http://www.markpascua.com/wp-content/stacked-coffee-cup.jpg
I'll be honest: my first reaction was to stare at the lady's cleavage. I didn't even notice the cup til a good 5 secs later...

MeTal CaNdYcaNe
06-17-2008, 09:22 PM
That does qualify as a cup, or two, rather.