We have front row seats for this theater of mass destruction. - Fight Club

He's all yours - Iron Man

I don't care if you think I'm racist, I just want you to think I'm thin.
-Sarah Silverman

We have front row seats for this theater of mass destruction. - Fight Club
+ hundreds of millions of respect points. Yes.
I don't care if you think I'm racist, I just want you to think I'm thin.
-Sarah Silverman
That is probably the funniest woman EVER.

I think all the dialogue in Lucky Number Slevin is quotable.

Remember, remember the 5th of November. The gunpowder, treason and plot. I know of no reason why the gunpowder treason should ever be forgot."

"If you are looking for the guilty, you only need look into a mirror."

- V for Vendetta

"I will live with my sorrow, I will live my own life! I will defeat sorrow, in his place. I will stand my ground and be strong. I don't know when it will be, but someday... I will conquer it. And I will do it without... false hope."

- FFX

"If you can look into the seeds of time, and say which grain will grow, and which will not, speak."

- Hamlet

"It's time to prove to your friends that you're worth a damn. Sometimes that means dying, sometimes it means killing a whole lot of people."

"There's wrong and then there's wrong. And then there's this."

"She shivers in the wind like the last leaf on a dying tree. I let her hear my footsteps, she only goes stiff for a moment."

- Sin City

"I don't know what the hell it is, but it's falling from the sky."

- One of the FFVII spinoffs that came out recently and an excellent quote.

Never gonna give you up - Rick Roll

Seriously, Sarah Silverman is my dream woman

The only one I can think of is one that I kind of...just read.

"I had a fan try to kiss me on the lips in Paris. I had to stop her--she was 12."
-Brendon Urie.

"The best things in life aren't things."

"Failure is always an option"

"Its a trap!"

He's all yours - Iron Man

I just saw that movie! It was awesome! I loved it when the guy was about to call someone on his phone and then the hand pops right through the wall and pulls him through.

I just watched The Big Lebowski and decided that no quotable quotes came from that movie, except for POSSIBLY "Fuck it, Dude. Let's go bowling."

Quote of the Week (already) - Chris Rock on Hillary: Should Hillary drop out of the Presidential race? If you leave the club at 1 a.m. it was your choice not to get laid. But if you wait 'til the club closes, you're ugly, and that's why you didn't get laid.

ahahahahahahaha

“Asked why he ordered two escorts, Ralph said he thought it was the thing to do when you win a “World of Warcraft” tournament. They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them.”

haha i love that news story.

"Tell me about the fucking golf shoes" - Raoul Duke