I did. Best thing I have EVER read. Well, one of. Online at least. Excluding Manga.

And:
http://www.animegiant.com

"Always bring a banana to a party"

"Always bring a banana to a party"

I learned that lesson the hard way.

Lol, it's a quote from Dr. Who.

"SHOWER POWER BITCH"

Some gay myspace survey my little sister did

004.6

http://diy.despair.com/output/poster93089923.jpg

No, though that is a good idea, I mean its just pathetic that an overated book should make you ashamed to be human rather than something that actually happened that you should be ashamed of.

I had that copied

dude..just no. >.<

I'm not trying to start anything. I just had that copied.

I think he had that copied, cause he posted that in another thread. Anyways.

[QUOTE=Zetex;235849]

http://a999.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/84/l_91efa7064c52352cc0362c80b66cbac6.jpg

i dont has anything =(

I'm not trying to start anything. I just had that copied.
Lol, I just had "dude...just no. >.<" copied.

nothing copied

http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd200/Da_Bears124/avatar-2.jpg

I changed my avatar.

EDIT I changed it a little bit so the face fit the rest of Janitor Matt's skin.

star wars

wtf? i dont even remember that

Name:
Age: (19+)
Gender:
Personality:
Apperance: (image is accepted, or a detailed write)
Past:
WOC: (no guns or technology)
Fight Style: (wizardy in your alliance[can have or can learn throughout] or fight in some way)

Lol, where ya roleplayin' at?

Also, nothing copied.

The Pendragon site. Just trying it out.

Can't paste what I have copied. SORRY TO DISAPPOINT.

I slap YOUR mother like that... But she likes it. We do rough play...

(from another thread =) )

Les goûts et les couleurs ne se discutent pas.

http://img367.imageshack.us/img367/9239/screenshotbr9.png (http://imageshack.us)
http://img367.imageshack.us/img367/9239/screenshotbr9.9c52f3c6dd.jpg (http://g.imageshack.us/g.php?h=367&i=screenshotbr9.png)

From the post your desktop thread.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8tXjJL3xcM

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a125/RyuNacho/baddudes_intro.jpg

Umm.
Don't ask, 'kay? (http://youtube.com/watch?v=Tu3H3Lg64gY)

Ariel do you listen to The Secret Handshake?

They're pretty cool

I haven't before, but I'll listen to them. ^^

P.S. I have another video copied. Somehow, I always do when I come to this thread.

Here:
Charlie is so, Charlie is so, Charlie is so cool. (http://youtube.com/watch?v=RWgToZ3mPXk)

They're from Texas. I don't really like any of their songs except Summer of '98, which is very catchy.

Nothing copied.

My new favorite (http://youtube.com/watch?v=USe1NTtqmCg) video!
And guess who's cute? ;D

I love Kaylin for finding stuff like this. Gosh.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=KWKgItL1xvo

The Dø


idunno how i came across these guys but i like 'em.
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=181410567

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/442704

If the cube does speak, and we take this opportunity to remind you that it cannot, please disregard its advice.

http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/42047524/

http://onemorerobot.com/

The summer ends and we wonder where we are
And there you go, my friends, with your boxes in your car
And you both look so young
And last night was hard, you said
You packed up every room
And then you cried and went to bed
But today you closed the door and said
"we have to get a move on.
It’s just that time of year when we push ourselves ahead,
We push ourselves ahead."

And it was cloudy in the morning
And it rained as you drove away
And the same things looked different
It’s the end of the summer
It’s the end of the summer,
When you move to another place

And I feel like the neighbor’s girl who will never be the same
She walked alone all spring,
She had a boyfriend when the summer came
And he gave her flowers in a lightning storm
They disappeared at night in green fields of silver corn
And sometime in july she just forgot that he was leaving
So when the fields were dying, she held on to his sleeves
She held on to his sleeves

And she doesn’t want to let go
’cause she won’t know what she’s up against
The classrooms and the smart girls
It’s the end of the summer
It’s the end of the summer
When you hang your flowers up to dry

And I had a dream it blows the autumn through my head
It felt like the first day of school
But I was going to the moon instead
And I walked down the hall
With the notebooks they got for me
My dad led me through the house
My mom drank instant coffee
And I knew that I would crash
But I didn’t want to tell them
There are just some moments when your family makes sense
They just make sense

So I raised up my arms and my mother put the sweater on
We walked out on the dark and frozen grass
The end of the summer
It’s the end of the summer
When you send your children to the moon

The summer ends and we wonder who we are
And there you go, my friends, with your boxes in your car
And today I passed the high school, the river, the maple tree
I passed the farms that made it
Through the last days of the century
And I knew that I was going to learn again
Again, in this less hazy light
I saw the fields beyond the fields
The fields beyond the fields

And the colors are much brighter now
It’s like they really want to tell the truth
We give our testimony to the end of the summer
It’s the end of the summer,
You can spin the light to gold.

Who wrote that? It's amazing.

Dar Williams (http://www.myspace.com/darwilliams), it's a song called The End Of The Summer. She's pretty awesome. Here's another good one:

When you know the day is ending all too soon
You're just two umbrellas one late afternoon
You never know what you will say
This is your favorite kind of day
It has no walls, the beauty of the rain
Is how it falls, how it falls, how it falls

And there's nothing wrong but there is something more
And sometimes you wonder what you love her for
She says you've known her deepest fears
'Cause she showed you a box of stained-glass tears
It can't be all, the truth about the rain
Is how it falls, how it falls, how it falls

But when she gave you more to find
You let her think she'd lost her mind
And that's all on you
Feeling helpless if she asked for help
Or scared you'd have to change yourself

And you can't deny this room will keep you warm.
You can look out of your window at the storm
But you watch the phone and hope it rings
You'll take her any way she sings
Or how she calls, the beauty of the rain
Is how it falls, how it falls, how it falls
How it falls, how it falls, how it falls

42MK19J

another mysterious password.

42MK19J

another mysterious password.

That's the same one you posted over a month ago.

http://onemorerobot.com/

Ahahahaha.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/24970829?GT1=43001

lol n00b pr0n

http://www.bountybayonline.co.uk/

http://www.worldbearproject.org/

nothing copied

:(

http://kayin.pyoko.org/iwbtg/

The man made quite an unusual sight standing in Squaars doorway. A man who looked as if he had just strolled though hell. His clothes were torn and ruined. His sandals were no longer recognisable. His face battered and red from the relentless winds whipping sand as a warning that he shouldn’t be walking in a desert. Yet his face possessed no trace of desperation or for that matter any expression at all. He stood in Squaars doorway as a man with a purpose. A man who followed a path he did not quite understand but knew that he couldn't question it.
The family was to taken aback by this image to speak. So instead the stranger answered the question they hadn't asked.
"My name is Hakiim"

http://www.bmi.com/images/musicworld/o/offspring_2_500.jpg

http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd200/Da_Bears124/Ferari-Enzo-1.jpg

http://cache.kotaku.com/gaming/images/snes.jpg

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b364/Crimson_Dreams/sicktorturegame.jpg

ahaha, yes.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/south_asia/7449532.stm

Hahaha.


They probably have 3 more of those locations. We didn't do anything XD

myspace survey

EDIT not mine

http://gh.ffshrine.org/soundtracks/s

I was looking for some game soundtracks and I had saved that page. Forgot I had copied it too.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DmYLrxR0Y8

"When will it get to your house? Or did they already deliver it?"


Haha, talking to my friend about a trunk she bought.

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y272/GUSSA/poster68774059.jpg

http://reviews.cnet.com/smartphones/samsung-blackjack-ii-red/4505-6452_7-32717958.html?tag=prod.txt.3

the part where garth totally electrocutes the giant who tossed him back minutes before

http://j.b5z.net/i/u/2026897/i/whoopie_pie_classic250-126.jpg

"Muno Hoodie"

haha. In the update thread.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2xD3tkhDXE&feature=related

Except for the fucking Trigens

http://ralree.info/assets/2007/8/1/o-face.jpg

scorbutic

“AAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH MY LEG!” said Steve.
“What’s wrong?” said Bob.
“It’s fallen off.” said Steve.
“Oh.” said Bob, “Do you think we could put it back on?”
“No.” said Steve.
“Oh.” said Bob.
It was all very awkward. There was a brief pause. Then Bob spoke:
“I’ve never seen anybody’s leg fall off.” He said, blushing slightly.
“How very interesting,” said Steve.
The silence resumed.
Before long, the pair saw an old man walking along the road.
“Excuse me, Old Man,” queried Bob, “you haven’t seen this fellow’s leg anywhere, have you?” The old man stopped for a minute and contemplated the matter before shaking his head.
“No, ‘fraid not.” he said.
“Oh.” said Bob, “Only it’s quite important to him. If you do see it, do you reckon you could bring it back?”
“Yes.” said the old man, grinning is such a way as to reveal his depleted stock of brown teeth and bleeding gums. Then Bob noticed a bit of skin stuck between two of his teeth.
“I say, old fellow,” said Bob, “You haven’t eaten this dear man’s leg, have you?”
“No.” said the old man.
“That’s just as well then.” Said Bob, very much relieved; “Only, if you had, it would have been rather hard to put it back on!”
“Aye, that it would.” Said the old man, turning to leave.
“I say, old fellow,” said Bob, “That leg sticking out of your bag, where did you get it?”
“It’s a present for my Grandmother” replied the old man. He paused for a minute, then continued: “She’s a fetishist, you see”
“Wow.” Said Bob, in awe, “I’ve never met a fetishist. Do you think we could come with you?”
The old man considered this proposal for a minute.
“Yes.”
“Grand,” said Bob, “Can Steve come?”
The old man grunted in assent.
“Fantabulous.” Ejaculated Bob.
Bob held onto Steve’s hands, and the old man held onto his remaining leg, and they carried him along the road. Then it began to get late.
“It’s beginning to get late.” Said the old man “Let’s stop in that cave over there.”
“What a good idea.” Said Bob
When Bob woke up in the morning, he noticed that something was amiss. Alas, he couldn’t quite tell what it was, so he decided to get up and make some breakfast for himself, the old man and Steve. But when he got up, he noticed something.
“Steve,” he called, “you’ll never guess what?”
“What?” queried Steve, perplexed.
“Well,” said Bob, “You know my leg?”
“I think I know the one.”
“Well,” laughed Bob, “It’s disappeared!”
“Gosh, really?”
“Well I can’t see it anywhere.”
“You know, Bob,” said Steve, “that’s really very funny. You know what happened to me yesterday?”
“No.”
“Well,” giggled Steve, “My leg fell off too!”
“Oh yes!” said Bob with delight, “I must say I’d quite forgotten! Let’s tell the old man. Maybe he saw where it went.”
But the old man was nowhere to be seen.

“AAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH MY LEG!” said Steve.
“What’s wrong?” said Bob.
“It’s fallen off.” said Steve.
“Oh.” said Bob, “Do you think we could put it back on?”
“No.” said Steve.
“Oh.” said Bob.
It was all very awkward. There was a brief pause. Then Bob spoke:
“I’ve never seen anybody’s leg fall off.” He said, blushing slightly.
“How very interesting,” said Steve.
The silence resumed.
Before long, the pair saw an old man walking along the road.
“Excuse me, Old Man,” queried Bob, “you haven’t seen this fellow’s leg anywhere, have you?” The old man stopped for a minute and contemplated the matter before shaking his head.
“No, ‘fraid not.” he said.
“Oh.” said Bob, “Only it’s quite important to him. If you do see it, do you reckon you could bring it back?”
“Yes.” said the old man, grinning is such a way as to reveal his depleted stock of brown teeth and bleeding gums. Then Bob noticed a bit of skin stuck between two of his teeth.
“I say, old fellow,” said Bob, “You haven’t eaten this dear man’s leg, have you?”
“No.” said the old man.
“That’s just as well then.” Said Bob, very much relieved; “Only, if you had, it would have been rather hard to put it back on!”
“Aye, that it would.” Said the old man, turning to leave.
“I say, old fellow,” said Bob, “That leg sticking out of your bag, where did you get it?”
“It’s a present for my Grandmother” replied the old man. He paused for a minute, then continued: “She’s a fetishist, you see”
“Wow.” Said Bob, in awe, “I’ve never met a fetishist. Do you think we could come with you?”
The old man considered this proposal for a minute.
“Yes.”
“Grand,” said Bob, “Can Steve come?”
The old man grunted in assent.
“Fantabulous.” Ejaculated Bob.
Bob held onto Steve’s hands, and the old man held onto his remaining leg, and they carried him along the road. Then it began to get late.
“It’s beginning to get late.” Said the old man “Let’s stop in that cave over there.”
“What a good idea.” Said Bob
When Bob woke up in the morning, he noticed that something was amiss. Alas, he couldn’t quite tell what it was, so he decided to get up and make some breakfast for himself, the old man and Steve. But when he got up, he noticed something.
“Steve,” he called, “you’ll never guess what?”
“What?” queried Steve, perplexed.
“Well,” said Bob, “You know my leg?”
“I think I know the one.”
“Well,” laughed Bob, “It’s disappeared!”
“Gosh, really?”
“Well I can’t see it anywhere.”
“You know, Bob,” said Steve, “that’s really very funny. You know what happened to me yesterday?”
“No.”
“Well,” giggled Steve, “My leg fell off too!”
“Oh yes!” said Bob with delight, “I must say I’d quite forgotten! Let’s tell the old man. Maybe he saw where it went.”
But the old man was nowhere to be seen.
AHAHAHAHA. That's going in the text section when we get it. You wrote it, I presume?

ROME (Reuters) - An Italian man was arrested on suspicion of kidnapping his ex-girlfriend from a pub, taking her home and forcing her to iron his clothes and wash the dishes, police said Monday. The 43-year-old man dragged the woman out of a pub in the port city of Genoa, shoved her into a car and took her to his home where he made her iron and wash dishes after threatening her, they said. Police arrived at his house after being tipped off by a friend of the woman who watched the scene at the pub. The man, who was apparently furious at his ex-girlfriend for leaving him, was arrested on charges of kidnapping, police said.

nuttin copied

http://download.mozilla.org/?product=firefox-3.0&os=win&lang=en-US

firefox 3 ^

http://www.mozilla.com/en-US/


haha

http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x245/longlivethecarcrashhearts_X/robbieeeeee.jpg

Basically, Rob wanted to be added to my "heroes" thing on myspace? So...I got a picture...and there it is.
I don't like putting people in it without a picture, because then their part doesn't look as good as other people's. -___-

If you were a tree, what kind would you be?


Chocolate, vanilla, or strawberry?


Would you rather be a straight drag queen or a gay transsexual?


If you were to dye your hair, what color(s) would you choose?


If you were a body lotion, what would your scent be?


What pokemon would you be?


When choosing a golf ball in mini-golf, what color do you go for first?


Do you have any OCD like tendencies?
__________________

Bagram Air Base




^^^That was gonna be in my interrogation demotivator but I decided the reference might be too obscure.

bartholin glands

Sufjan Stevens- The Tallest Man, The Broadest Shoulders

((F*ck. That was amazingly long. And extremely good. Do you write professionally? BTW, did we ever decide where this is set? I vote for San Fran if not.))

Climbing to his feet, Jace wiped his mouth on his sleeve, staggering backwards, looking around in disturbed amazement. After a few seconds he turned and bulted away from the seen, towards the only place he could think of, a place that would hold solace. A place that would hold no numbers. A place that he was already supposed to be.

Reaching the meeting place for his team he sat down, happy to see humans without the numbers over their heads. Still in shock he stared at the ground and thought back to where this all had started.

"Come on Danny!" Jace laughed. "Lemme go!" He laughed as he tugged his way out of the jock's headlock. The jock was 6'2", broad shouldered and well muscled, with perfect straight white teeth, short orderly black hair, and dazzling emerald eyes. Jace, on the other hand, was pushing 5'10", slender, with a slightly crooked smile, tossled bottle dark red hair that was a little to long, and amber eyes. Despite these differences the boys had the same bone structure, and their features were strikingly similar, making it obvious that they were related. Before Jace had died his hair these similarities had been abundantly more obvious, leading everyone to compare him to his older brother, something that was none to flattering for Jace. "Alright bro." Danny laughed. "But you really should go out for the football team this year. It'd be good for you, show some school spirit." Danny was clearly oblivious to Jace's lack of aptitude in the athletic department. He was his mothers son, skilled in art. Danny was Dad's boy, the all American teen. Somehow Danny had never been able to understand that. Shaking his head and walking backwards, Jace replied, still laughing at the thought. "I'll think about it." Turning around he stepped forward, his head down as he laughed, and was hit from behind by what felt like a brick wall, but he knew to be his brother. Sprawling on the pavement he laughed good naturedly and asked, "Is this really the best place to demonstrate your tackling ability?" Sitting up, he lifted his head to see his brother splattered across the pavement in front of a bus. His limbs twisted at odd angles, and blood flowing out of his mouth. Jace ran over and lifted Danny's head into his lap crying, "Wake up Danny, wake up! Come on, we gotta get you to a hospital! DANNY!" But his brother's eyes were glazed and unmoving, no breath came from his mouth. Jace knew that he was gone. Silently he rocked back and forth, cradling his brother's limp form, as tears spilled down his face onto his brother's.

When the paramedics had arrived and pulled Jace away, thats when he had first seen the numbers, over every single person's head. He hadn't understood what they meant until now. Or maybe he hadm on a subconcious level, but wouldn't admit it to himself. Either way, there was no denying it now. The question that had plagued him was answered, leaving a new one in its place; "What now?"

Climbing to his feet, Jace wiped his mouth on his sleeve, staggering backwards, looking around in disturbed amazement.

lulz

http://www.time.com/time/world/article/0,8599,1815845,00.html?xid=rss-nation

should I give her mah herpeez?
Lulz

http://www.time.com/time/world/article/0,8599,1815845,00.html?xid=rss-nation

"We found out one of the fathers is a 24-year-old homeless guy" wow, thats just sad.

5016 ROE BLVD

Applied at the GameStop there. On temporary layoff again due to lack of work. =(

"We found out one of the fathers is a 24-year-old homeless guy,

http://pascalcampion.com/door.swf

Awesome flash animation I found.

http://pascalcampion.com/door.swf

Awesome flash animation I found.

wow. That is just awesome, its like 5 minutes long

I rather liked it, but especially the end because it meant I could get up and go to the bathroom.

I watched the whole thing. I liked it, but I'm not going to sit through it all again.

Wow, nothing copied.

http://editthis.info/scp_wiki/SCP-010

http://pascalcampion.com/door.swf

Awesome flash animation I found.

That's going in the next update.

#FFFF00

http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/3427/1191664289385zp9.jpg

http://classic.mountainzone.com/climbing/2000/forbidden/photos/disp-photos/07-09-very-old-man.jpg

http://www.urban75.org/photos/protest/scientology-protest.html

http://www.urban75.org/photos/protest/scientology-protest.html

Tottenham Court Road = one of my favorite places in the world

Jimi Hendrix

Is a god.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Z-yRuDzXN90

It actually isn't that bad... er... well maybe not for some people.

http://gprime.net/board/showthread.php?t=13148

www.rhythmhound.com

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/7489499.stm

http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa106/happylittleClayFox/Samiamaward.jpg

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Vym9PlKx8dY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GcNiKCmWdYE

[:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Vym9PlKx8dY

Nooo I like Senses Fail :(

http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd200/Da_Bears124/Demigod.jpg

It looks better on a black background.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=W-WSwcT9T1Q

Fact: Alex Gaskarth is a very skinny boy.
Also, I so agree with the end-ish talking part.

http://www.openmoko.com/

In any city, in any country, go to any abondoned building you can get yourself to. To the building say, "I seek the Holder of Nerve." If the house makes any noise, run. Run as fast as you can until the next day break without stop. If you can do so, you may have escaped your fate. If the door to the house opens, you are ready to move on. Whatever you do, do not enter the building if you value your life or the very essence of your soul. Instead, scale the building in any way you can. As you climb, the building will seem to grow, reaching ever higher, higher than you thought, higher than you could have imagined. Whatever you do, do not look down, for if you do, I shudder to imagine the fate awaiting you. To fall is unspeakable, unthinkable. Do not do so.

When you have reached the top of the roof, you may look around. All around you will be the ruins of a large metropolis. No matter when you began your journey it will inveriably be dusk. We recomend you do not dwell on your surroundings, and do not look down. For if you do, you may lose your courage, something you cannot afford to do at this point, as there is no turning back, and has been no turning back since you first uttered the words.

Do not turn around. If you do, all is lost. Instead, laugh, naturely. Do not force it, for if not a true laugh, the fate awaiting you is beyond those that can possibly be imagined by the frail human mind. After you laugh, you will hear the voice of a teenage boy. It will tell you to turn around, in a casual tone. Do so, on your own time. Do not turn swiftly, show no fear. Be liesurely, and move at a casual and calm pace. Standing in front of you will be a teenage boy dressed in clothing befitting the time of your own childhood. No matter what age you were when you began the climb, you to will be a teenager again. The boy is grey skinned, with murky white eyes holding black spheres inside of them. Do not say anything, for if you do you will become the boy's playmate, like so many others before you.

Instead, wait for him to speak. It may take minutes, it may take days. Eventually he will utter one phrase in a cocky tone, asking, "Truth or dare?" You must answer with these exact words; "Both, but you first." He will frown, contemplating, before smiling broadly and nodding his agreement. The truth you must ask is this, "Does bringing them together take courage?" The boy will become violently angry, but so long as you do not move, he will not hurt you. Eventually his fit will cease, and he will tell you the answer to that question, a short and simple answer compared to the others you may have learned by this point, but one that will test the very meddle of your soul.

After he has answered your question he will ask you, "And the dare?" This is important, as it is your only way of getting out alive. You must smile at him, and point of the edge of the building saying, "I dare you to jump." His eyes will go cold, and then he will smile a smile of thanks and gratitude. Dropping his cap at your feet, he will nod curtly, and step of the roof.

Pick up the hat. Pull it low over your eyes, so that you cannot see. Now follow him. Provided you have followed these instructions exactly, you will land softly on your feet, in front of the building you scaled oh so long ago. In your hands will be the cap. If ever you feel so inclined to wear the hat, you may do so. It will offer you absolute and unwavering courage, but remember. Sometimes courage is the same thing as foolishness, and not all beings in this world are as innocent as they seem. Not now that you have the cap.

That cap is object 269 of 538. Bring them together, I dare you.

http://gprime.net/video.php/isitagoodideatomicrowaveglowstic

Hey it's you! :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mSJkYTXvS0

What do you call someone in the White House who is honest, ethical, intellectual, law abiding, and truthful?

A tourist.




I posted this in the joke thread. :P

When I first read that I thought it was "What do you call a white person"...

lol. Also, nice avatar :P

Thank you. I'll change it relatively soon though. I find it a bit masculine.

http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2007/20070209.jpg

.

http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2004/20040804h.jpg

most recently to PepsiCo, which made it part of its Tricon Global Restaurants division, which in turn was spun off in 1997,

http://gprime.net/board/group.php?groupid=14



http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u231/cheezeguy/n725075089_288918_2774.jpg

http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/8231/desktopmc7.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/72/217440037_8ca190627e_o.jpg

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p.s. natus... can you post a copy of that background without the desktop icons?

http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/8231/desktopmc7.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Man, that's pretty cool because I know how to do that.

http://www.vgcats.com/comics/images/010924.gif

Uuuugh what a plagarizer.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fm9W4Ts-tw0

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Qs6u3at4jTw

http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/full-list-of-stuff-white-people-like/

Lulz.

Hahaha. Those are hilarious, because most of them hold a good bit of truth.

I wouldn't know. Lulz. I'm jk, I'm half white, I know what we like.

I wouldn't know. Lulz. I'm jk, I'm half white, I know what we like.

The top half hopefully?

Huh?

Haha, I lol'd. But nah, I'm not half and half like that Nitz! I'm like when you put a spoon of chocolate ice cream, and a spoon of vanilla ice cream into the blender and turn it on. See how it gets all mixed together to create that lighter brown color all over? Well thats me!

I can't even call myself half black.

So wait... have you posted a picture of yourself on here?

http://z.about.com/d/goeasteurope/1/5/N/1/-/-/TsarCannon.jpg

Ready...Aim....Ooooooh!!! Cheezburgur!!

I can't even call myself half black.

So wait... have you posted a picture of yourself on here?

No, I don't post pics of myself online, my mom would have a hernia. The only place that has them is my facebook, and thats private or whatever, so only people I have accepted as friends can see my profile.

I see.

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approaching curve lyrics

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This is an actual call to a hotel in Rhode Island from the website, notalwaysright.com


Me: “Thank you for calling, how may I help you?”

Guest: “Hi, yes, I’m calling because your hotel charged our credit card twice?”

Me: “Okay, ma’am, if I can have your name, I’ll look you up in the computer and we can get this straightened out.”

Guest: *morphs into an uber-witch in 3 seconds flat* “Straightened out? D**n right you’re going to get this straightened out! You charged enough for that crappy little room, I’ll be d**ned if we’re paying for it twice! My husband works too hard for his money to be charged double for something like this! There wasn’t even a BAR there!”

Me: “I’m sorry, ma’am, but if I can just have your name and the date you stayed–”

Guest: “That’s just IT! I was charged on two separate DATES. My name is _______ and my husband and I stayed there on June 9th. There’s another charge on there for the 17th, I want this fixed!”

Me: “Yes, ma’am. I understand, ma’am. I’m looking now, ma’am… okay, I see the problem. You did stay here on the 9th of June. I’m showing that someone by the name of [husband] stayed on the 17th.”

(There’s dead silence for a moment, and then whispering.)

Guest: “What?”

(At this point my stomach falls into my shoes, because I can hear her mind ticking away, and I know something she doesn’t: another name is listed on the screen with her husband’s for the June 17th stay, and it’s NOT HERS.)

Me: “Um… ma’am?”

Guest: “I see. You’ve been very helpful.”

Me: “Thank you ma’am. Can I help you with anything else today–”

(At this moment the woman drops the phone but does not hang up, and I hear her begin to scream at someone, swearing in combos I never would have thought up. I hang up quickly and try to go about my business, making a note of it to tell my boss. Then I get another phone call…)

Me: “Thank you for calling, how–”

Guest’s husband: “I want to talk to your manager, you stupid little b**ch! You dumb little c**t, you probably just cost me my marriage and I am going to sue your s**thole hotel for every penny it’s worth! Do you hear me? Do you?!”

Me: *click*

http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/080506/Mothers/Little-Miss-Sunshine-Toni_l.jpg

This is an actual call to a hotel in Rhode Island from the website, notalwaysright.com


Me: “Thank you for calling, how may I help you?”

Guest: “Hi, yes, I’m calling because your hotel charged our credit card twice?”

Me: “Okay, ma’am, if I can have your name, I’ll look you up in the computer and we can get this straightened out.”

Guest: *morphs into an uber-witch in 3 seconds flat* “Straightened out? D**n right you’re going to get this straightened out! You charged enough for that crappy little room, I’ll be d**ned if we’re paying for it twice! My husband works too hard for his money to be charged double for something like this! There wasn’t even a BAR there!”

Me: “I’m sorry, ma’am, but if I can just have your name and the date you stayed–”

Guest: “That’s just IT! I was charged on two separate DATES. My name is _______ and my husband and I stayed there on June 9th. There’s another charge on there for the 17th, I want this fixed!”

Me: “Yes, ma’am. I understand, ma’am. I’m looking now, ma’am… okay, I see the problem. You did stay here on the 9th of June. I’m showing that someone by the name of [husband] stayed on the 17th.”

(There’s dead silence for a moment, and then whispering.)

Guest: “What?”

(At this point my stomach falls into my shoes, because I can hear her mind ticking away, and I know something she doesn’t: another name is listed on the screen with her husband’s for the June 17th stay, and it’s NOT HERS.)

Me: “Um… ma’am?”

Guest: “I see. You’ve been very helpful.”

Me: “Thank you ma’am. Can I help you with anything else today–”

(At this moment the woman drops the phone but does not hang up, and I hear her begin to scream at someone, swearing in combos I never would have thought up. I hang up quickly and try to go about my business, making a note of it to tell my boss. Then I get another phone call…)

Me: “Thank you for calling, how–”

Guest’s husband: “I want to talk to your manager, you stupid little b**ch! You dumb little c**t, you probably just cost me my marriage and I am going to sue your s**thole hotel for every penny it’s worth! Do you hear me? Do you?!”

Me: *click*

hahaha, thats good.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=kDA9NbPAK8o&feature=bz301

Why do I bother? No one ever clicks on links.

We click. We just don't watch because its a stupid unfunny video of lameness.

Kate Walsh < What I had copied

uvauva

http://gprime.net/board/images/icons/icon1.gif

Fuck Yo Couch (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8057024421413656725&q=fuck+yo+couch&ei=HTSOSNjqNI6g4ALkyKjGCA)

Firefox has detected that the server is redirecting the request for this address in a way that will never complete.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nslUQvTtBYI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGUgJOXuKLw
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http://www.tooncrisis.com/

http://www.jet-set-radio.com/c mps_index.php

http://www.biggletech.com/stuff/forumpics/lame.jpg

http://www.sockdreams.com/_shop/pages/socks_detail_ProductID_640.php

nothing.



sock dreams, becca?

Sock dreams.

of coruse...

http://gregshead.net/images/2007/poopsmith.png

http://www.hulu.com/watch/28343/dr-horribles-sing-along-blog

Fuck Yo Couch (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8057024421413656725&q=fuck+yo+couch&ei=HTSOSNjqNI6g4ALkyKjGCA)

You know, I've never even seen that, but ever since I saw this post I've been walking around blurting that out at random times. It's such a good swear phrase.

*playing video games, dies* "Yeah, well you know what? FUCK YO COUCH!"

holyshitfuckcowtits




well, thats odd..

You know, I've never even seen that, but ever since I saw this post I've been walking around blurting that out at random times. It's such a good swear phrase.

*playing video games, dies* "Yeah, well you know what? FUCK YO COUCH!"

Heh, I've been saying the same thing to my friends.

yeah, it's a great last minute dumb come back.

http://www.spirithalloween.com/index.cfm/fuseaction/products.detail/_p/a/productID/1d20c2fd-f555-4093-bb64-245e14c71327/product/

Two in the pinky, one in the stinky!

five in the stinky >:O

I can only see a college 'bro' actually wearing that.

like gabrielwhist?

Actually, no.

I kinda see him in a diamond pattern green and brown sweater sitting in the dorm in those big comfy overstuffed chairs they always have, with oval frame glasses.

i just google imaged "diamond pattern green and brown sweater sitting in the dorm in those big comfy overstuffed chairs they always have, with oval frame glasses." and got this:

http://thegoat.backcountry.com/blog/files/2008/03/dog-hair-sweaters.jpg

EWWWWWW they're made from dog hair!

Actually, no.

I kinda see him in a diamond pattern green and brown sweater sitting in the dorm in those big comfy overstuffed chairs they always have, with oval frame glasses.
Disturbingly close... Have you been stalking me?

i just google imaged "diamond pattern green and brown sweater sitting in the dorm in those big comfy overstuffed chairs they always have, with oval frame glasses." and got this:

http://thegoat.backcountry.com/blog/files/2008/03/dog-hair-sweaters.jpg
Lol

EWWWWWW they're made from dog hair!
Double LOL!

i laughed so hard when i found out it was dog hair that i got hiccups.

Disturbingly close... Have you been stalking me?

I like to lay awake at night remembering the time I sat outside your baby pink curtains softly flowing in the breeze, watching you as you cut your fingernails over the trashcan. When I'm lonely sometimes I hold those dear clippings in my hand, caressing them, and then tell them i love them and sing them a lullaby.


No, what a silly notion. Honestly, what kind of psycho do you take me for?

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!

































When did we get strike out text?

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HOLY FUCKING SHIT!
































When did we get strike out text?
You've never used it?

nope

yes i have.

I always assumed we didn't have it since people gripe about it so much. How does u uze it gais?

LMFAO

my spearkers just went:



i have a BIIIIIGGGG MOOOUUUTTTHHHH

I always assumed we didn't have it since people gripe about it so much. How does u uze it gais?

You could see how if you click "quote" on one of our posts.


see?

hot dog don't have a tail


haha, i had that copied.

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You could see how if you click "quote" on one of our posts.


see?

hot dog don't have a tail


haha, i had that copied.

Does u hav 2 do dis manly ech time?

yes.

http://lh6.google.com/jraj.nk/R99M3lCAk3I/AAAAAAAAFYA/VvVBRf_d_iw/park%20Jin%20Hee4.jpg

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I have no idea what this is.

Uc2i092V
I have no idea what this is.

haha, all that came up on google search for that was this webpage.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4GdGSnhr_c

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/chi/186980585.html

umm i forget which one that is..

Another craiglist post


Dearest GameStop Girl,

When I walked into your store that fateful Tuesday, I expected only to find a smattering of half-decent titles tucked back there amongst the used 360 games. Instead I found you, surrounded by a beam of light, halfway between Assassin's Creed and Call of Duty 3. Your gorgeous dark hair was radiant in contrast with the rainbow of colors on the deluxe Bioshock behind you. The Game of the Year held no interest for me when I saw you look up and smile, even though both could hold me in Rapture.

You commanded the register when it was my turn to check out with the Orange Box. Yes, I was finally getting to play Portal. Lucky me, you said with the cutest smile. Lucky me, I thought, and then knew you had the Portal to my heart. I could care less if the cake is a lie, I'd still want to share it with you.

Oh GameStop Girl, how you make my heart meter skip a beat. If you were being held captive in a mountain fortress by a ruthless mutant mafia gangboss and I had to fight my way through 16 levels of fire-breathing undead ninjas with swords the size of small ponies, I would find a way, even if, after every level, a small man continued to taunt me by saying that you were in another castle. EVEN IF.

So, yes, GameStop Girl, I want to kill robotic zombie terrorists with you. You can even have the deluxe shotgun with explosive scattershot. I'll just use this knife over here. I'll do anything for you, just for the small, slightest chance that someday - someday - you and me could be a Wii.

Oh yeah, I love that one.


"http://gprime.net/wiki/index.php/Great_G-mindfucks" copied

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iU4iZGOrURA

Euphorium

http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd200/Da_Bears124/klowncar-1.jpg

A movie poster I made. I also surprised myself with the cool-looking explosion in the back that I also created.

"http://gprime.net/wiki/index.php/Great_G-mindfucks"

"http://gprime.net/wiki/index.php/Great_G-mindfucks"

so thats where it is!

http://gprime.net/wiki/index.php/Great_G-mindfucks

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r121/lovelyarielismylove/myspace%20stuff%20-%20ariel/gb.jpg

I don't know, I think it's funny/kinda rad.

Who are these pansy men who think they can replace the manly men of the real Ghostbusters?!?!?! The imposters must be destroyed!

Tim Allen shoulda been in Ghost Busters.

Yes.

Alexandra says: It is much more rewarding to bottle beer than emotions. You can't get wasted on emotions.

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My credit card number is copied at the moment. I'm going to copy this now instead, and paste it in.

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EDIT: Oh, the wiki.

Orion Rigel Dommisse

http://www.ktpercussion.com/images/calypsosample2.jpg

http://eitheror.kkore.net/

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=33a_1218642189
Note: This isn't a very pleasant thing to watch.

http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/A+Walk+In+The+Woods/

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nitz had it on the first page. replace your url with that.

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haha, its what i had copied

Awake ancient darkness
Dead by dreaming gods
Possess our minds with visions black
Damned to eternal sleep
But time has conquered death
And created life out of shadows
Ascending from the fathomless depths
Those who came from far beyond the stars...
Arise forgotten ones
Hear their calls and see the signs
Behold the freezing winds storming the raging seas
Contaminate the holy with disease
Where dark destroys what light create
Dreams breed in breathless sleep
Ascending from the fathomless depths
Those who dreamt eternally of our demise
Relinquishment at last
From the chambers deep below
Where thoughts are black as the universe
A burning rage that is fueled by malediction
An endless hate towards mankind
Ascending...
Yearning...
Slithering...
Horror...
Madness...
Chaos...
Death...
Despondency...
Relinquishment at last!

http://cdimg2.crunchyroll.com/i/spire4/03132008/e/8/2/1/e821e1b65bb050_full.jpg
http://cdimg1.crunchyroll.com/i/spire3/03112008/5/7/9/0/579084475dc370_full.jpg
http://cdimg2.crunchyroll.com/i/spire4/03162008/a/8/a/9/a8a94ba71dcc00_full.jpg

http://cdimg2.crunchyroll.com/i/spire4/03132008/e/8/2/1/e821e1b65bb050_full.jpg
http://cdimg1.crunchyroll.com/i/spire3/03112008/5/7/9/0/579084475dc370_full.jpg
http://cdimg2.crunchyroll.com/i/spire4/03162008/a/8/a/9/a8a94ba71dcc00_full.jpg

Another post worthy of the Great G-Mindfuck status.

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r121/lovelyarielismylove/animated/giggle.gif
Brendon Boyd Urie (;D) laughs adorably. :X

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nitz had it on the first page. replace your url with that.

whoaaaaaaaaaaa

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r121/lovelyarielismylove/animated/giggle.gif
Brendon laughs adorably. :X

You know that I love you, and I don't want to sound like an asshole, but it would be really great if you could stop referring to members of random bands like you know them on a first name basis. It's just...I don't know, it irks me.
I mean, you don't have to, but I'm just putting it out there.

For a second there, I thought you meant Brendon Small, the creator of the show Metalocalypse and the band Dethklok but I was sorely disappointed. ;D Also, the first name thing doesn't bother me at all, I just accept the fact that I won't ever really ever understand who this brendon person is.

You know that I love you, and I don't want to sound like an asshole, but it would be really great if you could stop referring to members of random bands like you know them on a first name basis. It's just...I don't know, it irks me.
I mean, you don't have to, but I'm just putting it out there.

But I have to get used to it or I'll blurt out their last names when I meet them, because I do that when I get used to saying something. Anyway, most of my friends know who I mean by now, so I'm used to just using first names. I don't do that with random bands though, either. Like I call Sonny Moore "Sonny Moore," etc. I bet you wouldn't know who I meant anyway, even if I did use last names. Ehh. x__x

I guess I'll try. I just may slip up anyway because I talk about them a lot and I'm used to calling them by just their first names, and I don't want to get used to calling them by their last names too...ugh. Oh well.

Anyway, what I have copied is this. Someone wanted it on NDP.
http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r121/lovelyarielismylove/myspace%20stuff%20-%20ariel/desktop.jpg

http://media1.break.com/static/app/v1/global/swf/ghost_player_embed.swf?sVidLoc=http%3a%2f%2fmedia1 .break.com%2fdnet%2fmedia%2f2008%2f8%2f553980_f23e f0af-4757-4bbd-a267-e71150c7ab1a_prod_1.flv&sThumbLoc=http%3a%2f%2fmedia1.break.com%2fdnet%2fm edia%2f2008%2f8%2f553980_f23ef0af-4757-4bbd-a267-e71150c7ab1a_prod_1_0001_thumb.jpg&bEmbedded=1&showExpand=0&contentURL=http%3a%2f%2fview.break.com%2f553980&sShareURL=http%3a%2f%2fview.break.com%2f553980%23T ellAFriend&vo&bIsStatsActive=1&bIsReplayStatsActive=1&volumeControl=100&sStatsUrl=http%3a%2f%2fstats.break.com%2finvoke.tx t&debugFlag=1&iSiteID=1&iContentID=553980&autoplay=0&embed=2&contentidencoded=NTUzOTgw&slimMode=0

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Ghost, GhostFacers!

phallic thumb of love





















this has been taken WAAAAY out of context

nothing copied

Copy some Ghost Facing Ghost Facers, then!

Please rate my draft out of 10 and if you can tell me which picks were good and which were bad. It was a 10-team league and I had the 7th and 3rd picks.
Marshawn Lynch, RB, Bills
Reggie Wayne, WR, Colts
Ben Roethlisberger, QB, Steelers
Carson Palmer, QB, Bengals
Edgerrin James, RB, Cardinals
Greg Jennings, WR, Packers
Kevin Smith, RB, Lions
Chris Cooley, TE, Redskins


talking about fantasy football in a sports website that I rarely visit.

1.21 niggawats in a bolt of usain

Little Janice was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, “Tell me Janice, who created the universe?” When Janice didn’t stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.

“God Almighty!” shouted Janice and the teacher said, “Very good” and Janice fell back asleep.

A while later the teacher asked Janice, “Who is our Lord and Saviour.” But, Janice didn’t even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again.

“Jesus Christ!” shouted Janice and the teacher said, “Very good,” and Janice fell back asleep.

Then the teacher asked Janice a third question. “What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?” and again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin.

This time Janice jumped up and shouted, “If you stick me with that thing one more time, I’ll break it in half and stick it up your ass!”

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a125/RyuNacho/kamina.jpg
My cape is red,
my hair is blue.
Don't believe in yourself.
Believe in me, who believes in you!

Walk this way! Talk this way!
Walk this way! Talk this way! Just gimme a kiss!
Like this!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wYOhUtRTC4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wYOhUtRTC4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OM8ODecbuhA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ev9D_ArnVOY&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aiqkDm9UoKo&feature=related

http://www.pcworld.com/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zr1fMkvb6J8&feature=related

Promenade Plantée

"____, number ____ on my list of things that ____. Right between ____ and ____."

John McCain is an addict....TO COCKS!
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Googolplex (1010100) in simple scientific notation looks like this:
1010,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,0 00,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 ,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

http://www.student-subway.com/media/image-gallery/image_database/logo-virginia-university.gif

myspace.com/valerianmiles

www.awkwrdzombie.com

I had the typo in the clipboard; I didn't put it there.

Popcorns lollypops are feral, how the hell could you like them. It doesn't taste like popcorn at all it tastes like something off.

Popcorn flavoured lollypops are absoloutly feral, worse than black jellybeans.

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Wagga Wagga

August 29, 1776