It seems like everyday I'm surfing these different internet news sites, and I'm finding more and more signs of an Apocalypse. Like Man has realized that his existence is finite, so he's decided to push the envelope by destroying society.

So I'm starting a sort of archive in here called Stop The Madness. Kind of a chronicling of these articles, and a plea to mad err mankind to stop the madness, through self awareness.

Starting with this.
2-year-old girl died after being beaten with a video game controller by her mother's boyfriend (http://www.charlotte.com/news/ap_news/story/571788.html)

Seriously, WTH?

And this: Teenagers Beat classmate unconscious and videotape it (http://www.newsday.com/services/newspaper/printedition/wednesday/news/ny-opglo095643432apr09,0,7579001.story)

Youtube is a bad drug.

And this: Woman, 83, caught in gang crossfire. (http://www.nydailynews.com/ny_local/2008/04/08/2008-04-08_woman_83_caught_in_gang_crossfire.html)

Luckily it was only her ankle, and not some vital organ that was hit. Still, it means that she be walking with crutches or a wheelchair for the rest of her life.

People should be forced to take a test before they have children.


Like, there should be some baby-making license. If you're a dumbass, your kids are probably gonna be raised to be dumbasses and further contaminate the gene pool with their idiocy.

Just stop it at the source.

hmmm
http://cupofsuffering.comicgenesis.com/vault/020714.html

Parents Fight Over Which Gang Toddler Should Join (http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/15851207/detail.html)

they dont arrest the mother who wa gonna force the child into the crips?

they dont arrest the mother who wa gonna force the child into the crips?

no way nigga. Bloodz all da way.

Thats our word cracka.

Young Man Sentenced to Years in Prison for Staying in 10 secs too Long. (http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/local/crime/bal-te.md.rape17apr17,0,5827288,full.story)

You know those judges were born South of the Mason/Dixie.

He should rape all of the judges and jury.

a woman can revoke her consent after intercourse begins.
"This goes to the heart of women's autonomy," said Lisae C. Jordan,
lol

"It says that, yes, women do have the right to make decisions about something as intimate as sexual intercourse."

lol

WTF, they didn't lock up the woman for statutory?

Young Man Sentenced to Years in Prison for Staying in 10 secs too Long. (http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/local/crime/bal-te.md.rape17apr17,0,5827288,full.story)

You know those judges were born South of the Mason/Dixie.

i mean... hasnt anyone in that courtroom head of the 5 second rule?

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!

3 Detectives Acquitted in Shooting Sean Bell (http://www.nytimes.com/2008/04/26/nyregion/26BELL.html?bl&ex=1209268800&en=0f8a35dd4edbbafb&ei=5087%0A)

I actually put off posting this last week, cus I'm actually in the process of writing an article on the case for my friend blog. But I figured I'd post it now in connection to this:

Patrols pulled off Brooklyn streets after threat to shoot cops exposed (http://www.nydailynews.com/news/2008/04/27/2008-04-27_patrols_pulled_off_brooklyn_streets_afte.html)

As outrageous as the situation is right now, threatening innocent cops that had nothing to do with the Sean Bell case is pointless. A few cops make some bad decisions and now every cop is out to harm people? That's not right.


I'll post the article on Gprime first once I'm done.

Young Man Sentenced to Years in Prison for Staying in 10 secs too Long. (http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/local/crime/bal-te.md.rape17apr17,0,5827288,full.story)

You know those judges were born South of the Mason/Dixie.
Amazing...just amazing...
Parents Fight Over Which Gang Toddler Should Join (http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/15851207/detail.html)
Why didn't the police take the damn kid away from the parents?

Why didn't the police take the damn kid away from the parents?

I'ma stick my neck out and say because an actual crime wasn't committed. The preemptive bs is the job of another arm of the state, specifically Child Services.

Ladies and Gentlemen...have you ever been sitting down in the middle of dinner and realized the one thing missing during this perfect spring night was the fact that your entire body didnt smell like a vagina?

WELL NOW YOU ALL CAN SMELL LIKE A VAGINA!!! FROM HEAD TO TOE!!!



Some GENIUS in Germany has invented "Vulva", a "beguiling vaginal scent for your own smelling pleasure".



P.S.: I wanted to post the link, but it's not... friendly. Totally NSFW. Nekkid women with the perfume bottle covering their coochies... :p

I thought this might be a fitting event for the thread.
http://www.iht.com/articles/2008/04/27/europe/austria.php

Today's sign the end is near is not an article, but a video I stumbled upon while rummaging through the dusty trunk that is Youtube. Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you: "Tight Pant Wearin’ Ass N—a” (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qs6u3at4jTw)

I tried desperately to pull something positive out of it... you know, an optimistic spin. So far all I've come up with is:

*The only way we [humans] can go from here is up…(?)

*Judging from this video, this guy probably won’t procreate!

*All I have to do is wait for his and his whole posse's inevitable demise.

*It can't be that far off.

Race War Breaks Out in Calif. High School (http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-locke10-2008may10,0,7910185.story)

The editor totally dropped the ball on that one. The headline should have been "LOCKE DOWN!"

13 Year Old Steals Dad's Credit Card to Buy Hookers (http://www.money.co.uk/article/1000390-13-year-old-steals-dads-credit-card-to-buy-hookers.htm)


“Asked why he ordered two escorts, Ralph said he thought it was the thing to do when you win a “World of Warcraft” tournament. They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them.”

**FLATLINES**

But the kicker: "Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician."

13 Year Old Steals Dad's Credit Card to Buy Hookers (http://www.money.co.uk/article/1000390-13-year-old-steals-dads-credit-card-to-buy-hookers.htm)


“Asked why he ordered two escorts, Ralph said he thought it was the thing to do when you win a “World of Warcraft” tournament. They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them.”

**FLATLINES**

But the kicker: "Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician."

THAT IS FUCKING AWESOME! COOLEST KID EVAR!

ahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

loool, ok I was just in the middle of reading an article about 2 girls 1 cup and a commercial came on the radio and a little kid says "moooom! look, they have ice cream!"

anyway, i have this (http://reddit.com/info/2g7eq/comments/c2g8wz) to contribute today.

Georgia bar's T-shirt links Obama, Curious George (http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5hSsuRlm1gQzFuWR2WalQ1guBSzVgD90LJPBO0)

I'm all for freedom of expression, but how is likening Obama to a damned monkey not over the line? I mean, I'd hate to use the race card, but that's a hate crime.

EDIT

Here it is. I had to google for the image

http://realtalkny.rawkus.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/StopTheMadnessAStoreIsSellingAShirtDepic_30DF/obama.jpg

It would be awesome if Obama had a monkey. But comparing him to one? So not cool.

It's ok to compare George W. to a monkey, but not Obama?
http://jcnot4me.com/images/Bush-monkey.gif

I'm just kidding you guys. Comparing George to a monkey is offensive to the monkey.

Indeed.

Yep.

Teens convert skull into a bong (http://edition.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/05/09/corpse.abuse.ap/)

Sneaky shoplifter (http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&VideoID=34497947)

ok its slightly off-topic but its proof that its not just us who are leading toward the apocalypse.

I know it's been long, but I've got a good one.

So now they wanna call Obama Biracial, not Black? (http://edition.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS/06/09/btsc.obama.race/index.html)


Now this is the kicker: Female calls her Boyfriend While Banging another Man (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2104559/Woman-assaulted-after-dialling-boyfriend-during-sex.html)

Note, I'm not even highlighting the fact that guy stomped her out like a bug. The real story is the call.

Imagine your phone rings, your girl ringtone come on (Some Stevie Wonder / Barry White melody) and you start smiling. Pick up the phone and hear her screaming some other man’s name, and saying my boyfriend never hit like this. Then the guy proceeds to say imma hit it, hit it, like I can’t miss, he don’t do this, he don’t do that LOL.

It’s enough to turn any man into a psycho…

Young Man Sentenced to Years in Prison for Staying in 10 secs too Long. (http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/local/crime/bal-te.md.rape17apr17,0,5827288,full.story)

You know those judges were born South of the Mason/Dixie.

It's only rape if:

a) she doesn't want it (and we all know she always does, so this rule is rather pointless)
b) you forget to yell surprise before, after, or during sex. Then it's just surprise sex, and how can you deny surprise sex?

If the young man had said in his defense, "It wasn't rape. I yelled surprise," he would have been an hero without even having to commit suicide.

loool, ok I was just in the middle of reading an article about 2 girls 1 cup and a commercial came on the radio and a little kid says "moooom! look, they have ice cream!"

anyway, i have this (http://reddit.com/info/2g7eq/comments/c2g8wz) to contribute today.

That is completely...disgusting...but hilarious. Group release party. Totally epic WIN.

FEMA Withheld $85 Million Worth Of Goods (http://edition.cnn.com/2008/US/06/11/fema.giveaway/?imw=Y&iref=mpstoryemail).

And then, 2 years later, proceeds to give them out to various Government Agencies?

Wife Hires Hitman to Kill Husband, Husband Forgives Her. (http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/crime/article4105176.ece)

This is old, but 29 Year Old Woman Is Grandmom (http://www.qctimes.com/articles/2007/12/02/news/local/doc47523ffc749ce944955510.txt)

http://www.geek.com/gun-phone-lets-you-shoot-your-mouth-off-20080609/

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/article1043081.ece

Sorry but a bit more serious one I guess.

http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/meast/07/15/yemen.childbride/index.html

Obama is my slave? (http://ny.metro.us/metro/local/article/Obama_slave_shirt_sparks_lawsuit_threat/13001.html)

What has me shocked is that this guy has a degree, so he's obviously literate, but then he says:
“He reminds me of Adolf Hitler.... he is a Muslim.”

Wow...

And I can't condone assaulting the obviously mental retarded, but what the hell was she thinking? Luckily for her, she didn't get off in East NY. smh

Hilarious!: when in doubt…..fake a heart attack (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rL4N99-8Hc)

I'm shocked to see there are no racist comments on there. There usually would be at least one.

Of course a black guy would do that.

Happy?

Um... sure, I guess?

And Louisiana stays losing... (http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/07/22/taser.death/index.html)

17 high school girls get pregnant as a fashion statement. (http://www.time.com/time/world/article/0,8599,1815845,00.html)

Didn't you already post that one?

I think I probably did.

Guy Gets the Beating of His Life for Dating the Wrong Girl
(http://www.ajc.com/metro/content/metro/atlanta/stories/2008/08/14/atlanta_teen_tortured.html)

I'm one for the "til death do us part" thing, but damn, for someone I'm barely dating? And I know when I have my daughter I will be strict with who she sees, but damned near killing the guy? After they kidnapped me I would've been like "Okay, I get your point. Screw seeing her, I'm on the next flight out of the state."

This was like, from the end of '07, but still... Missing Detroit Girl, 13, Found Living With 34-Year-Old 'Boyfriend' (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,319062,00.html)

And I thought R.Kelly was bad...


A follow up to an earlier post:
'Obama Is My Slave' T-Shirt Peddler Attacked in Boutique (http://livesteez.com/news/news_detail/1016)

I don't condone what they did, but damn if he didn't have that coming. And at least the world will be a better place if he can't have children as a result...



And most of you are probably already aware of this, but Burger King Employee Takes a Bath in Kitchen Sink (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3l_Fi8RuCIQ)

Okay, but how did some one called, “Mr.Unstable,” even get a job serving food? Major slip up in the HR department. With fast food spots this shaky, it pays to know how to cook.

Interview with the psycho below.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-ATPA8qPMw

Guinness Does A Gang Bang Commercial (http://buzzcuts.uproxx.com/special/featured/2575)

Umm... what?

Everyone is leaving gprime.

Scource: http://www.gprime.net/board

We know Nicky, we know.

I didn't until yesterday.