I'll start. Post a comment on the one above you if you so desire.

http://a913.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/112/l_5bee978c901184435126472677421788.jpg

http://www.piepalace.ca/blog/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/sw-awesome.jpg
http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u21/mesreese/this-kid-is-awesome.jpg

http://a659.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/109/l_ea2dd03ee0eee13673d103f75664688a.jpg
http://a596.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/103/l_dc60e22eef7d320445dcd4a9ddcdab83.jpg

http://img524.imageshack.us/img524/4076/1187063684566rs9.jpg

http://site.despair.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/possibilities.jpg

http://twentynine.us/junk/god%20is%20a%20sock.jpg

http://www.twistedsage.net/prioritieshi4.jpg

http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/2387/motivation2jh1td6.jpg

lol @ the first one

http://a597.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/65/l_1cc0f2d8fc8a8ef458e6d00a47455a3c.jpg

i cant most one i like due to nudity. (naked girl eating oreos)

the the caption is:



HOLY SHIT!
i fucking love oreos!

http://www.twistedsage.net/sweetri6.png

http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/9440/56447834ff9a979fbq1.jpg

exactly, just more naked.

http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1206930576777.jpg

Argh, there's so many good ones I could post, but so many of them are sorta inappropriate :P

Argh, there's so many good ones I could post, but so many of them are sorta inappropriate :P

do you have a spare copy of Battletoads?

Hm, thought I did but I guess not. You can have this instead.

http://img234.imageshack.us/img234/4707/11828143491631b8b3158db3.jpg

Here's one for Zetex.

http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/4936/bcyf3.jpg

lol

http://www.twistedsage.net/sweetri6.png
Ah, what's this chick's name? I used to know back in the day, but I plum forgot.

Here's one for Zetex.

http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/4936/bcyf3.jpg
I was browsing through them when I saw that one. I rolled my eyes.

http://a454.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/24/l_13596f901713dc5e017a199118dfaca5.jpg

http://a291.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/16/l_615ab0aed0dfbd31fd07317de4bc6822.jpg

oh, rule 34..

anything that exists, there's porn of it.

Man this is exactly why I left Gprime in the first place... :(

you left? I always thought you were a new person who just joined

Man this is exactly why I left Gprime in the first place... :(

Says Mr. My-headline-says-"Penis Penis"

Says Mr. My-headline-says-"Penis Penis"

I left because it became 4chan (or more specifically /b/) 2.0, only instead of being better it was worse.

I left because it became 4chan (or more specifically /b/) 2.0, only instead of being better it was worse.

Then do something and change it.

Then do something and change it.

I did, I took two years off and spent that time systematically making /b/ worse. Thats right! I'm every failget, newfag, troll, spam, or mod that has ever posted in the last two years.

And it seems to have worked for the most part around here.

Then do something and change it.

If only it was that simple

I left because it became 4chan (or more specifically /b/) 2.0, only instead of being better it was worse.
I really don't understand how you can compare Gprime to /b/, other than the use of memes every now and then.

If only it was that simple
It iz

I really don't understand how you can compare Gprime to /b/, other than the use of memes every now and then.

I submit this for your perusal...

http://gprime.net/board/showpost.php?p=228619&postcount=14

Out of no where, with no connection to the thread at all, and a stale, stale copypasta...

It was relevant. Neopets are like pokemon and Mudkipz are pokemon. In that way, mudkipz are like Neopets. So I go on to ED and look up Mudkipz, and that's what I get. Since the general population of Gprime is, to varying degrees, amused by copypasta stories, I figured I'd post that.

For the record, I've never been on /b/.

Plus, threads around here get off-topic way faster than that post became irrelevant.

I think that was quite amusing.


Oh, and Nitz, and the others who use specific websites rather than trolling google to find their pics, what site do you use?

For demotivational pics I've gotten most of them from another thread over here (http://www.rage3d.com/board/showthread.php?t=33918129).

I actually scrolled through most of that thread.

Same. It was win.

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i29/auriakusG/l_928a21fe52942984307cb7a771189705.jpg
http://fds9.org/funnah/Motivational%20Posters2/15.JPG
http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/4008/demotivationalfinlandmv7.jpg
http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/7451/1185070973778bw4.jpg

^my favorites from the first couple pages^

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/hh75/DudeoLongshire/poster80533994.jpg

http://www.haibane.info/wp-content/uploads/2006/10/waffo_poster54850025.jpg

I see you use the same generator.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a0/Oolong_last_head_performance.jpg/601px-Oolong_last_head_performance.jpg

I see you use the same generator.
There is only one generator. To not use said generator is blasphemous.

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/hh75/DudeoLongshire/poster80533994.jpg

more like:

http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g206/droot14/demotivator.jpg

http://img389.imageshack.us/img389/9599/1193806836852na5.jpg

http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/2792/viewao2.jpg

http://fds9.org/funnah/Motivational%20Posters2/3.JPG

http://fds9.org/funnah/Motivational%20Posters2/72.jpg

http://fds9.org/funnah/Motivational%20Posters2/61.JPG


http://fc04.deviantart.com/fs22/f/2008/030/2/3/Middle_Earth_by_Mexicano27.jpg

http://img368.imageshack.us/img368/3073/confusionbyzielanellabl0.jpg

http://img135.imageshack.us/img135/9361/att1395116gp3.jpg

LAWLLAWLLAWL!
http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/3030/recognitionyj4.jpg

http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l272/sittal/happybug.jpg

http://img524.imageshack.us/img524/6247/poster13505099ec3bccbyb2.jpg

That last ones takes a while to realize whats actually going on

I see you use the same generator.

What is this generator you speak of?

BTW, I love your sig. FALCON PUNCH!

Expand the one I put up. At the bottom left it says "DIY.DESPAIR.COM"

Far lazy sonsabitches: link. (http://diy.despair.com/motivator.php)

Here's one I've been saving:http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/hh75/DudeoLongshire/poster12666671.jpg
Another good one was '"Church tank: Now you're screwed"

Ah, what's this chick's name? I used to know back in the day, but I plum forgot.

this isn't 4chan haha

LAWLLAWLLAWL!
http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/3030/recognitionyj4.jpg

So I tried that thing and apparently I'm 59% Jessica Alba.

XD Nice.

I'm trying it now.

AHAHAHAHA. 97% Angelina Jolie and Scarlett Johansen. I should try one with my red hair.

Scarlett I could see but Angelina? Actually (creepiness notwithstanding) I thought you look kinda like her:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v443/musicianamedave/pedobear.jpg


I also scored high with Johnny Depp, who doesn't seem like an attractive guy at all to me, but chicks seem to think so, so I'll take it.

AHAHAHAHA!

You know, I do spend an awful lot of time without my pants...

I know.













DUN DUN DUN!

It all makes sense now. You see, the other night when I was cradling my teddypedo bear and singing into a deep, deep sleep, he began speaking of Gprime and all of it's wonderful members, in detail. He told me of your obsession with boiling onions, and D_S's wish to one day parachute off a cliff, and Gussa's collection of kaleidescopes. I was frightened, and wondered how he knew. But I know now. It was you, all this time.

that is so my sig.

Gee, cool how we can see it and all.

here ya go.

Brava, diva!

It all makes sense now. You see, the other night when I was cradling my teddypedo bear and singing into a deep, deep sleep, he began speaking of Gprime and all of it's wonderful members, in detail. He told me of your obsession with boiling onions, and D_S's wish to one day parachute off a cliff, and Gussa's collection of kaleidescopes. I was frightened, and wondered how he knew. But I know now. It was you, all this time.

bu... but... how could... ho.... how could you know of my kaleidascopes?!..
i never tell nyone about my colletion. no one.. my kaeidascopes?!?!?!?!
*mental breakdown*




p.s. you have a pedobear teddy bear too?

It's okay, it's alright. Know that you are among friends.


Absolutely. But he sometimes gets lonely, I'd like to get him a mate. If you're willing to bring yours on over...

i might mail him over one day... he could do with a holiday...


i cant imagine that your pedobear could ever get lonely...

Absolutely. But he sometimes gets lonely, I'd like to get him a mate. If you're willing to bring yours on over...

You can come over here so he can visit mine. He has candy!

http://img527.imageshack.us/img527/9329/cincoki6.jpg

i might mail him over one day... he could do with a holiday...


i cant imagine that your pedobear could ever get lonely...

Okay.


He needs a new kind of love.

ok so i had some fun with the face recogition....


http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y272/GUSSA/epic.jpg

What's funny is I can totally the similarity with Brett Hull and Peter Ustinov

You get so many hilarious results on there. I did one of my completely gorgeous friend, and she got a lot of guys that look like her XDD

http://www.grumpstump.com/squidoo/duct_tape.jpg

http://i277.photobucket.com/albums/kk71/MaskedDevil/motivator9353739.jpg

http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa106/happylittleClayFox/windowsglass.jpg

lol

http://www.no-clutter.com/gallery/albums/motivational/oh-look.jpg

That's... nearly porn.

not really.

if it were porn the cupkakes wouldn't be covered by a container.

Hahahahahahahaha quoted

...

http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff83/all4srs/Motivational%20Posters/tits.jpg

one of my favorites, because it involves photobombing (http://listoftheday.blogspot.com/2008/04/photobombers-of-day.html)

http://img370.imageshack.us/img370/1048/fknmtlwu4.jpg

and I think this may be the greatest of the originals

http://images.despair.com/products/demotivators/motivation.jpg

http://i29.tinypic.com/331i0i0.jpg

http://images.despair.com/products/demotivators/motivation.jpg

Best one right there

one of my favorites, because it involves photobombing (http://listoftheday.blogspot.com/2008/04/photobombers-of-day.html)


That made me lol

http://i29.tinypic.com/331i0i0.jpg

:lolo: oarsome

http://www.demotivateus.com/posters/karma-its-a-bitch-aint-it-demotivational-poster.jpg
http://www.demotivateus.com/posters/death-permanent-demotivational-poster.jpg
http://www.demotivateus.com/posters/las-vegas-you-better-hope-it-stays-there-demotivational-poster.jpg
http://www.demotivateus.com/posters/elephants-theyre-into-some-kinky-shit-demotivational-poster.jpg

Forgot these

http://www.demotivateus.com/posters/unexplainable-demotivational-poster.jpg
http://www.demotivateus.com/posters/amputee-black-toilet-handjob-porn-demotivational-poster.jpg

Forgot these

http://www.demotivateus.com/posters/unexplainable-demotivational-poster.jpg
http://www.demotivateus.com/posters/amputee-black-toilet-handjob-porn-demotivational-poster.jpg

Haha, I went to that site and saw those. That black person one scared me

His leg actually looks like a big cock.

The death one made me lol like a little girl

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y272/GUSSA/1212672771784.jpg
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y272/GUSSA/1212745794819.jpg
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y272/GUSSA/1212900925112.jpg
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y272/GUSSA/1212920655663.jpg

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y272/GUSSA/irony.jpg
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y272/GUSSA/w0iaua.jpg

I couldn't tell what the first one was

I lol'd at the second one

I couldn't tell what the first one was


KKK member on fire

Well yeah but I couldn't tell who was setting him on fire

k

http://www.demotivateus.com/posters/gay-tree-demotivational-poster.jpg
http://www.demotivateus.com/posters/wtf-demotivational-poster.jpg
http://www.demotivateus.com/posters/barbie-shes-got-some-nice-tits-demotivational-poster.jpg
http://www.demotivateus.com/posters/black-mans-fantasty-girl-demotivational-poster.jpg

The last one made me lol. So did Barbie

I liked that last one too

I love watermelon.

why are people called white or black? we're all brown :P

Our poop maybe...

I'd expect your poop to be rainbow colored.

Nah. I mean, i find some sparkles on occasion, but...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v39/Steelmaster/bear.jpg

Is it supposed to be the outline of a man's torso?

the file name is a pretty good hint

i can see it much better if i drag my scroll bar up and down somewhat slowly, but that might not work on a crt monitor.

Just lean back from the monitor. How do you not see it?

iiiiiiiiiiiiiiits
PEDO BEAR!
which reminds me
www.worldbearproject.org

Holy Fuck!

tis quickly becoming a reccuring meme on gprime

http://diy.despair.com/output/poster81798134.jpg

I was browsing 4chan and found this, so I made this demotivator

http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q98/az-judoka/1169524237135.jpg

http://www.motifake.com/motivational_posters/c2ede953e8.jpg

I saw these images today and just had to make them demotivators.

http://twistedsage.net/interrogation.jpg

http://twistedsage.net/lakerdemotivator.jpg

So... after reading this thread over I have come to only one conclusion. Sam is extremely rascist.

What, you didn't come to the same conclusion as everyone* else that I'm a pedophilic serial-killing stalker rapist?













*Becca

Nope, just that Sams a rascist.

Yet I'm not? or anyone else that's posted a demotivator with a stereotypical picture?

Nope. Just Sam.

That's silly.

Silly willy.

Ain't nothing silly or willy about it. He definitely hates black people, even if he doesn't know it, and its only subconcious disdain.

You do realize we've all posted stuff like he has for as long as the board's been around? You're so stubborn lately.

You're not understanding me, and I don't really care. Fact remains, he hates black people.

>_>

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/hh75/DudeoLongshire/poster22149675.jpg

(I coudn't find an image from the movie that I liked.)
Another possible line was "who needs testicles when you're built like this?"

Nope. Just Sam.

Remind me: what makes me a racist?

You.

Everyone in texas is racist, silly

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/hh75/DudeoLongshire/poster22149675.jpg

(I coudn't find an image from the movie that I liked.)
Another possible line was "who needs testicles when you're built like this?"

Yeah, use the the alternate line!

One time at lunch me and my friends picked on one of our guy friends who LOOOOOOOVES mountain dew. It was funny.

K

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/hh75/DudeoLongshire/Hulk01McGuinnessCover.jpg

http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa106/happylittleClayFox/daleks-1.jpg
http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa106/happylittleClayFox/Enjoyment.jpg

http://www.motifake.com/motivational_posters/c9f765f184.jpg

http://www.motifake.com/motivational_posters/c9f765f184.jpg
oh reno...

oh reno...

You should help her out.

Go man go!

You should help her out.should I give her mah herpeez?

Dooooo eeeeeeeeeeet man! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_E1EhmdiK4)

O>o

should I give her mah herpeez?

I feel better now.

lulz

How the hell is getting an STD an act of revenge? I've heard of people actually trying to get std's and selling HIV bacteria for $$$...but revenge...?

I believe it's a gag. But hey, it's possible.

How the hell is getting an STD an act of revenge? I've heard of people actually trying to get std's and selling HIV bacteria for $$$...but revenge...?

Your health teacher needs to be fired, it's a virus not a bacteria. And sure it's revenge, sorta along the lines of a murder-suicide.

You'd have to be mad stupid to resort to that level of "revenge".

Love makes you do stupid things.

Revenge should be much more... exquisite. And so much better if you live to dance and piss on the victim's grave.

selling HIV bacteriathe cool part is, the V in HIV is virus. IF HIV were a bacteria it really wouldn't be an issue, now would it?

Viruses commonly use bacteria as hosts....

Watch while I try to cover up my blunder by attempting to swiftly sweep it under the rug. http://www.kidzworld.com/img/upload/poll/248/f989512955109.jpg

Fixed.

You're right

I had learned before that HIV was a bacteriophage but a quick Google search will tell us that HIV only infects animal and plant cells and not bacteria

So if anyone capable of editing my post would like to do so, they can say, "HIV infected blood, semen, vaginal fluid, pre-ejaculate, or breast milk" rather than "HIV bacteria".

Stay self-righteous and nit-picky, Gprime (or, to be fair, Gabby)

You're right
I always am.

Stay self-righteous and nit-picky, Gprime (or, to be fair, Gabby)
http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff6/freaqqane_100/Blog%201/guy.jpg

I always am.

Not you, you know about as much about biology as an empty vacuole. I was referring to Nitz and Napalm

Not you, you know about as much about biology as an empty vacuole. I was referring to Nitz and Napalm

Bull fuck. I got a B+ in AP Bio last semester. Should have been an A but fucking teacher didn't count my final project because of unexcused absences.

Grades don't say a thing about your intelligence level. You could be a freakin' genius, but forget to turn in all your homework because you're too busy building a black hole machine, and get an F. Or you could be a dumbass, but the teacher likes you and you get an A.

(This isn't really to you, gabby, this is more of a random rant.)

I agree whole heartedly. I got a C- in Gate Pre-Calc because I didn't turn in a single homework, despite the fact that I had an 84% test average, and got an 86% on the final. But trust me, my Bio teacher hated EVERYONE. Especially me. Cuz she was super strict, and I have problems with rules and authority.

No? YOU?! I can't imagine you have an ounce of rebellion in you.

I know! I seem like such the perfect child.

Grades don't say a thing about your intelligence level. You could be a freakin' genius, but forget to turn in all your homework because you're too busy building a black hole machine, and get an F. Or you could be a dumbass, but the teacher likes you and you get an A.

(This isn't really to you, gabby, this is more of a random rant.)

im using that as an excuse for not doing my homework now.
"i was really busy last night working on my project at home... im biulding a large Hardon Collider and didnt get any time to get reound to my chemistry homework"

im using that as an excuse for not doing my homework now.
"i was really busy last night working on my project at home... im biulding a large Hardon Collider and didnt get any time to get reound to my chemistry homework"

I know what you mean but...

Hardon Collider? Something that collides rigid penises together?

Hadron

=|

Yeah, typo. Obviously he would be building a small hardon collider.

That is his.

Hardon Collider? Something that collides rigid penises together?

Hadron

shut up... i love that word :P

I dunno, rager is better.

So if anyone capable of editing my post would like to do so, they can say, "HIV infected blood, semen, vaginal fluid, pre-ejaculate, or breast milk" rather than "HIV bacteria".HIV only infects a certain kind of antibody. Those are simply how its transmitted.

Stay self-righteous and nit-picky, Gprime (or, to be fair, Gabby)stay self-absorbed, utterly confused and misinformed.

For everything you can believe, there is a place where it is true.

Just not here.

For everything you can believe, there is a place where it is true.

Just not here.

can i get that put on a T-shirt?

Go for it.

That's awesome, Dudeo.

For everything you can believe, there is a place where it is true.

Just not here.everything you bellieve is true.

I believe that Barack Obama will undoubtedly, unarguably (yes, it is a word) become the next president of the United States of America.

I believe that Barack Obama will undoubtedly, unarguably (yes, it is a word) become the next president of the United States of America.so long as you genuinely believe it to be true. it is.

i think he will too. and once we have a black guy as our president, we automatically become the coolest country in the world

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/00627/news-graphics-2006-_627791a.jpg

Nader!

It depends on what new stories come out against Obama. Right now McCain is in front of Obama in the prelim national polls, which are pretty worthless.

EDit: nevermind, he's up by 6%.

i think he will too. and once we have a black guy as our president, we automatically become the coolest country in the world

We already had Clinton...

uh...

i wasn't being serious

I believe in faeries! *claps hands*

I do too! And they live over there! *points to gay bar*

How do you fit four gay guys on a bar stool?

Turn it upside down.

http://www.lonvig.dk/artblog-23-old-man-rembrandt-large-smk.jpg

Cool painting, I sense a feeling of exhaustion.

http://www.demotivatorblog.com/wp-content/plugins/yapb/cache/mhyn8km5i2zb.zzgj79pkdisn40owwkkccw4g.735azln2jg9k is0oo8sw8ww8.th.jpeg

Someone might've posted this one before.