Post what you think are the worst things to hear when defusing a bomb.

"AAAAAAAAAAHGG! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!! heh heh, just jo-" BOOM

"Uhhh, so yea... I'm colorblind."

"I wonder what happens when you cut this..."

"Whoopsie, I think it's upside down...."

"So yea... it's definitely a bomb"
"Hey, I did your wife"
"Wha-?" BOOM

1st guy: Dude why does that bomb have 34inch speakers
2nd guy: i dont know but it says clip the green one
1st: ok *Snap* (the timer stop but a song came on)
2nd guy oh fuck... we have been

RICK ROLL!!!!

"You know, I slept with your girlfriend in college"
"Hey man, I'm going but good luck. *as leaving* Dibs on his stereo!"

Look Ma, no hands!

"Wait, you said DEFUSE the bomb?"

"Try to keep up!"

"Woah Hot potato!"

"Well, it's time for lunch. See ya."

"TERRORIST WIN"

"I guess this is a bad time to tell you I have Cerebal Palsy"

Kind of referring to Willy's quote.

"Sorry, I have ADHD.... what am I doing again. Cool! That's a really realistic bomb! I wonder what happens when you do this..."

"im about to get punk'd right? yeah whatever. ill just pretend like im all streesed out... any minute now youl try to punk me................ any minute now"

"We've only got 5 minutes to diffuse this bomb! Wait, the timer's upside do-"

Guy 1:"Alright, I got the panel off."
Guy 2:"Now cut the blue wire..."
Guy 3:"TWIZZLERS!"

Bystander: "Are you from the Bomb Squad?!"
Defuser: "Uhhh, yeah! Whatever makes you happy!"

You didn't buy the defuse kit? Fuck!

You put the green one through the purple one, then the red one through the...blue....yeah...that sounds about right...

"At least no one knows I'm a terrorist."

"At least if this blows up we will just respawn plus we're owning them... right?"

CS FTW

Don't worry guys...I got training from playing the Playstation game!

"I'm not even supposed to be here today!"

I wonder what happens if you cut this.

Hey I'm the new guy.

Defuse the bomb? My bad.

This is a test right?

I quit.

Nobody said I had to do this.

Can someone take over?

What do I do?

Duct tape solves everything, right?

C'mon guys, let's call it a day.

The red light means it's recording.

Shit, somebody's jacking our van, guys.

Oh shoot...I forgot my tools, but I packed my lunch.

Hey, a coffee machine, just what I need.

Okay...almost...theeeereOH SHINY!

Hold on guys...let's take pictures next to the bomb!

"I think it's kind of cool how the beeping gets faster and faster... wait why did it sto-"

"Hey I got it!" -BOOM

"Ok guys, we still have 5 minutes. Wait it's upside dow-"

"I'm not a man"

Do I press this button?

Who is that hooded man over there? Why is he beckoning to me? And why is my grandfather with him?

Sorry, I have short-term memory loss....

"I suppose I should tell you... I'm the one who killed your mother."

Someone set us up the bomb....

"But what you DIDN'T know...KABOOM"

"What, you mean this isn't Playdough?"

"No, I'm fully trained. Problem is I twitch in tense situations."

Guy 1: *to himself* WWMD...

Guy 2: What's that?

Guy 1: What would McGuyver do...


"Run Forrest!! Run!!!!"

"its ok.. ive only ever done this wrong once before"

Do you think heaven takes Visa?

Does anybody have the manual to this thing?

uuh, im not really good at these...ima try anyways..

"Happy Birthday Grandpa! Blow out your candles and make a wish!"

"Hi, I'm Mike Rowe..."

If you watch Discovery channel's Dirty Jobs, you'll get it.

Yeah...I get it.

"Hold on guys...I don't do bombs."

Damn! What the fuck happened to that toaster?

Oh, shit. I thought you called for a bomb RE-USER, not a bomb DE-FUSER.

Shes gonna blow.

Imma firin mah lazah.

Doctor Octagonapus.......BWAH.

Guy 1: Man, this bomb is fascinatingly complex. See this? This is a trip wire, it means that if we touch the bomb, it'll blow up immediatley. Nifty little gadget, huh?
Guy 2: But didn't you already touch i-

That didn't sound good.

Guys? Tell my mom I love her.

*uncontrollable sobbing*

Bomb Defuser: You know, I just found out my fiance cheated on me.
Cop: Gee, that sux man, but keep focused, this is a dangerous situation.
Defuser: What the fucks the point?

"holy shit, man. This thread has really gone down the toilet since the first few entries"


"what the fuck are you talking about"


"oh. uh... nothing"

"F*ck me. My life is not worth this."

"I don't get paid enough."

"You know, I've had a pretty good life."

"Wouldn't it be funny...if I just cut the wrong wire on you guys and I knew the right one the whole time?"

"NO DON'T CUT THAT ONE!" Nah, just kidding. NO DON'T CUT THAT ONE! Haha, you fell for that one again.... NO NOT THAT ONE! NO REALLY, THIS TIME I'M SERIOUS HOLY CR-"

"Soulja Boy up in dis hoe...watch me crank it...watch me roll and superman dat hoe!"

Lol.

"OH SHIT, A LION! GET IN THE CAR!"

"You know what...fuck you guys I quit motherfuckers."

"Don't worry, it won't kill you. Immediately..."

"Why bother? Life is meaningless"

"Ya know those corny old shows where the two guys would look at the bomb, then at each other, and run? *blink*blink*"

lol at the last one

I don't think there are anymore good ones we can come up with. This thread needs to end.

Don't worry man, I got this down. I know it so well I could do it blindfolded! And I will. Now, wheres that red wire? Ah! Here we go.

But Jerry thats the green wire-

*SNIP*

"Where's my gun... I'm gonna f*cking own this thing."

"Want some espresso?! *twitch* I've had eight *twitch* cups since lunch! I'm *twitch* perfectly CALM!"

Guy 1: So can you defuse it?
Guy 2: Yah, I think I got it, but I'm not sure. I mean, I've never done this before.

"So, if this uh, just so happens to explode, it won't kill anyone.... right?"

Oh there's always one to come up with.

"Wonder twin powers...activate!"

"I dunno... this might be the last chance you ever get to get a killimanjaro..."

"*sob* I don't wanna die a virgin!!!!"

"*sob* I don't wanna die a virgin!!!!"

In response: "*Sigh*... Alright, pull down your pants."

XD

I think the priest would do a better job at this.

I can't stop it! Quick, through Protoman on top of it!

Oh, wait, this is the WORST things to hear while defusing a bomb, not the BEST. My bad.

;p

kill gabrewhilst

You should really get your keyboard checked.

I suppose that would be a bad thing to hear when diffusing a bomb.

"Hey, remember when we went camping together? Yeah, I jerked off over your sleeping bag."

kill gabrewhilst

no thanks. i actually prefer him to you...

why

He's not an idiot, and he he can post with perfect grammar 99.9% of the time.

You could take a few lessons from him.

He's not an idiot, and he he can post with perfect grammar 99.9% of the time.

You could take a few lessons from him.
The irony...

"I'm black."

nah, just kidding.


"What!? I can't hear you over the deafening explosion!"

kill gabrewhilst

Whos gabrewhilst?

why

why not?
give me some reasons that dont include the words "he's an ass"

Whos gabrewhilst?
I thought I was the only one who noticed. This kid is mad dyslexic.

And here I thought it couldn't get any dumber than Samiam.

Never say those words again.

you guys are mean

you guys are mean

This is what I'm thinking.

http://threadbombing.com/data/media/2/asplode_Fail.gif

"You know...I'm the terrorist who made this bomb."

you guys are mean

And you're a rascist asshole.

And you're a rascist asshole.

And your an ass

Wow, what a comeback. :|

And your an ass

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If you look at the smiley the other way, it looks kind of like a stormtrooper helmet.

Now back on topic:

"I've always hated this building anyway..."

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No, it looks like a spear making it's way into someone rear.

And your an ass
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"Did I mention that I was color blind?"

"I hope it doesn't matter that I cheated through bomb-defusing in college."

"This bomb is a dud....haha just kidding! I can't believe you guys fell for it!"

"Someone set us up the bomb"

Guy 1:"Ooh ooh! What does this wire do?"
Guy 2:"No don't touch that o--" Boom

woah.. dejavu

I'm color blind!

Guy 1:"Defuse the bomb"
Guy 2:"Bomb? What bomb?"
Guy 1 points to the bomb
Guy 2:"That's not a bomb, that's a really big pocket watch"
BOOM!
Terrorists Win

"Ah, shit, I forgot to buy a bomb defusing kit."

"Dammit, I gotta take a leak. Save my place, wouldja?"

"Someone set us up the bomb"

Guy 1:"Ooh ooh! What does this wire do?"
Guy 2:"No don't touch that o--" Boom

You were so close to having a good post.

"Is it okay if I light one up?" *takes out a cigarette*
"NO!"
"Whoops too late."

+1

"Maybe if I just jump on the bomb before it explodes then I'll save everybody's lives but in turn I'll be blown into little tiny bits and pieces."

"Maybe if I just jump on the bomb before it explodes then I'll save everybody's lives but in turn I'll be blown into little tiny bits and pieces."

"Yea, I'm not going to go in. Any volunteers?"

"I think I need to push this button..."

"suprise, buttsex!"

Guy1:"Hey, I found the piece of metal we were looking for!"
Guy2:"That's not a the piece of metal that's a--" BOOM

Apparently the bomb is shoved up my ass, can somebody get it?

Apparently the bomb is shoved up my ass, can somebody get it?

Damn it, I left my ass tongs in my garage.

Why does this counter say 0:10?

Why does this counter say 0:10?

http://forumspile.com/Funnay-Out_of_reach.jpg

ahaha

What's this...the bomb has a paper and it says, "Haha...this bomb has AIDS on it and now you're all going to die.", I don't get it...is this supposed to be some kind of sick joke?

I had sex with your mom last night.

1. 10, 9, 8, 7
2. what are you doing
1. 5, 4,
2.arent you gonna defuse the bomb
1. 3, 2, 1 HAPPY NEW YEA-

"AAAANNNTTTHHRRRAAAAXXXX!!!!"

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GTFO

GTFO
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As i replied to TPS in the Reality thread in the Debate section.

You did? Lame....

"So I was railin' this chick and I was like uh! uh! *pelvic thrusting motion* and she was all like did you have protection? And I was all like, "no lol." And that's why I have this huge bump on forehead. So I can't think too well..."

http://www.mtv.com/onair/yo_momma/NEW_main_image_6_2007/yo-mama_281x211.jpg

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"So yeah...I kind of pissed on this bomb."

"But it's so big!"

twss

twss

Which was the point. -_-

All right, good job, it\'s time for level two.

Which was the point. -_-

+1

http://www.twistedsage.net/ban_stick_fem.jpg

Which was the point. -_-
I know, but I felt obligated.

ban who..?

Guys...I think I just shit myself.

ban who..?

Exterminator

"There's anthrax on the bomb! What do we do?!?!?"

All right, good job, it\'s time for level two.

thats what she said.

im not touching this bomb untill you all sign wavers

"What are you doing with my vibrator?"

man1: alright, almost done
man2: yep.....i fucked your wife
man1: WHAT THE FUCK GO TO HE- explosion

man1: well, defuse the bomb!
man2: HOLY SHIT, THIS IS A BOMB?

April Fools!! The fuse doesn't go out!!

April Fools!! The fuse doesn't go out!!
I lol'd.

"Turns out we're defusing the wrong bomb."

BOOM!!

Terroist Win!

Counter-terrorist:"We got this next round guys."

BOOM!!

Terroist Win!

Counter-terrorist:"We got this next round guys."

Read the whole thread. I already said one of those and the first one is blindingly obvious.

Except he totally killed it...anyways.

Okay guys...so the only thing I have here is a toothpick.

Person On Radio: "Cut the red wire! You have 4 seconds"
Person Defusing Bomb: "me don'ta speak'a inglish"
Person On Radio: "Oh Shi--"

BOOM!

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c213/bigsquig/YOU_FAIL_AT_LIFE.png

"Cut the green wire."
"I just remembered... it's opposite day!" SNIP

"All I know is that we're supposed to cover our balls and then run."

"where's the save button?"

"Where's the defusing progress bar? Am I on the right team? Do I have to press 'M?'?"

"cut the red wire"
"im colour blind"

"cut the red wire"
"im colour blind"

That one has been said...

"I'm an emo! I only cut myself so how do you expect me to cut this wire?!"

Not funny.

no u

Terrorist : "You have no chance to survive make your time. Hahaha."

Spec-Ops : "Well...You just gonna stand their and watch the thing go- BOOM!!!"

This bomb looks tasty.

This bomb is DA BOMB *childish giggling*

"There's something on your face"

"We're in a pretty sticky situation, hur hur."
"Just defuse it already!"

"Aw nuts, it's raining- ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZAAAAPPP"

"Shit... McCain won the election"

"Shit... McCain won the election"

Lol, nice one.

"So I hear that Hilary rejoined and got elected for president."
*GUNSHOT*

"So...Obama got elected president?"
*Silenced Gunshot*

http://kevinchiu.org/emote/facepalm.jpg

Youre a funny person, gabe.

You aren't.

That's only your opinion. To me, i'm the funniest person in the world.

Hows the weather in your little fantasy world?

It's a bit sunny. Looks like it might rain.

It's a bit sunny. Looks like it might rain.

Rain falls up in Bizarro World. You might want to be careful of that.

"It went up my nose!"
"It's ok Billy, it's just water."
"It went up his nose too!"
"Nope, that's semen."