View Full Version : Best Essay Ever
Krusty_The_Klown 03-02-2008, 08:16 PM WARNING: THIS CONTAINS GRAPHIC DESCRIPTIONS AND STRONG LANGUAGE. VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.
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I was laughing pretty hard after I read that. But I think he still should've at least gotten points for creativity though. Anyway, what do you guys think?
MeTal CaNdYcaNe 03-02-2008, 09:08 PM On the last page it says "very funny, if you are trying to get expelled," and then on page 5 it says "this paragraph may get you expelled." lulz.
gabrielwhist 03-02-2008, 09:35 PM win BIG
Forte.exe 03-02-2008, 10:45 PM sounds like something I might write lol.
insan3 03-02-2008, 10:45 PM haha, good stuff
MrNaPaLm32 03-02-2008, 11:05 PM If only that was actually a teacher and not some kids shitty handwriting.
Krusty_The_Klown 03-02-2008, 11:07 PM If only that was actually a teacher and not some kids shitty handwriting.
Yea, you could kind of tell that a real teacher didn't do that because of the bad handwriting, I don't even think a real teacher would read the whole thing anyway and the kid probably wouldn't have gotten it back.
MeTal CaNdYcaNe 03-03-2008, 11:01 AM Actually, I've seen some pretty poopoo handwriting from teachers in my day. Think about it: They have to grade 500 papers. They're not gonna be very neat about it.
Dudeo 03-03-2008, 12:32 PM Sounds like something James from my Physics class would write.
I wouldn't be surprised if he did write this.
Natus Lumen 03-03-2008, 05:35 PM If only that was actually a teacher and not some kids shitty handwriting.
My English teacher has worse handwriting than the grader. And she's a middle-aged OCD woman.
MeTal CaNdYcaNe 03-03-2008, 05:59 PM So there!
Natus Lumen 03-03-2008, 08:13 PM Does it bother you that I'm superior to you in every way?jk just felt like throwing that out there to mess with you
happylittleClayFox 03-03-2008, 09:16 PM The print is too small.....
MeTal CaNdYcaNe 03-03-2008, 09:30 PM Does it bother you that I'm superior to you in every way?jk just felt like throwing that out there to mess with you
*falls to knees in tears* YES! It truly does! Day after day, I look at myself in the mirror and think "Why God? Why didn't you give me a weenie and smelly armpits?! I HATE YOU!" Please! Can't you love me for who I am?!Back atcha. ;D
If only that was actually a teacher and not some kids shitty handwriting.
You'd be surprised...
gabrielwhist 03-04-2008, 02:52 AM *falls to knees in tears* YES! It truly does! Day after day, I look at myself in the mirror and think "Why God? Why didn't you give me a weenie and smelly armpits?! I HATE YOU!" Please! Can't you love me for who I am?!Back atcha. ;D
We need more women like you. Women who realize how unfortunate they are, and acknowledge the superiority of men. Now we watch the flames fly.
protoman 03-04-2008, 05:57 PM We need more women like you. Women who realize how unfortunate they are, and acknowledge the superiority of men. Now we watch the flames fly.
I doubt that switch it
MeTal CaNdYcaNe 03-04-2008, 06:20 PM We need more women like you. Women who realize how unfortunate they are, and acknowledge the superiority of men. Now we watch the flames fly.
Oh, look, there goes a meteor now!
Natus Lumen 03-04-2008, 06:54 PM *falls to knees in tears* YES! It truly does! Day after day, I look at myself in the mirror and think "Why God? Why didn't you give me a weenie and smelly armpits?! I HATE YOU!" Please! Can't you love me for who I am?!Back atcha. ;D
I'd say there are some women who smell worse than men. Namely, the man sitting in front of my computer typing under my user name. And having a penis is like going out into the world everyday armed with a sword while everyone else is using mere sticks and stones.
We need more women like you. Women who realize how unfortunate they are, and acknowledge the superiority of men. Now we watch the flames fly.
I couldn't have put it better myself.
Oh, look, there goes a meteor now!
More like the time machine taking us back four hundred years.
gabrielwhist 03-05-2008, 03:26 AM And having a penis is like going out into the world everyday armed with a sword while everyone else is using mere sticks and stones.
Nah, its more like going around every day in a tank while everyone else is in the kitchen making you a pie.
gussa 03-05-2008, 08:11 AM Hahahahahahahahahaha
Blaze_Phlogiston 03-05-2008, 08:15 AM http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/7822/waltwhitmanbp3.jpg
This essay is pretty funny. It's about Walt Whitman. I think...
And it's only a page long.
insan3 03-05-2008, 10:58 PM That ones not good ^
Krusty_The_Klown 03-06-2008, 09:27 PM Really? I thought it was pretty funny. I especially lolled at the last part and the dead chinamen. Or the Honors English which is pretty amazing.
Krusty_The_Klown 11-05-2008, 08:00 PM Bumpage for awesomeness.
Supa Fool 11-08-2008, 05:49 PM Bumpage for awesomeness.
deserved.
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