I love how profound the Heelys commercial is "freedom is a wheel in your sole"


So profound

i had heelys before they were cool.

what the fuck is heelys







yeah, i'm that fucking cool



















p.s. i'm assuming they're shoes

I cant stand them. stupid little kids riding around on them and getting in your way

They can be annoying, but really, they just make kids easier to slap at high speeds.

I cant stand them. stupid little kids riding around on them and getting in your way

Next time they get in your way, grab them and shove them as hard as you can forward. Watch them zoom away out of control

Next time they get in your way, grab them and shove them as hard as you can forward. Watch them zoom away out of control

haha, sounds like good clean american fun

Next time they get in your way, grab them and shove them as hard as you can forward. Watch them zoom away out of control
ROFLMFAO

I cant stand them. stupid little kids riding around on them and getting in your way

I agree, Those kid don't give a fuck where they are going, or you for that matter. One fell right into my legs and started crying and neither the kid OR THE MOM said sorry. I was about to pull out my nine iron and beat their asses.

That's a bit excessive, seriously. It's annoying but not much else.

what the fuck is heelys







yeah, i'm that fucking cool



















p.s. i'm assuming they're shoes
They're shoes with wheels in the heels that you see people line up their feet and zoom away on.

My brother, 17, my father, 46, and my girlfriend's brother, 6, all own heelys.
I agree, Those kid don't give a fuck where they are going, or you for that matter. One fell right into my legs and started crying and neither the kid OR THE MOM said sorry. I was about to pull out my nine iron and beat their asses.
Depends on who they are and where you live, but that reminds me of the copypasta story which you may or may not have read.

Most likely I've read it. But you might as well tell me. Oh and as it seeming a bit excessive.. ehh. Maybe it is, but I do it for the good of humanity or hilarity whichever comes first.

They both start with 'h'

ahhaha my dad bought my sister heelys when they were the "in thing" here.
That fad died out VERY quickly. They're banned from almost everywhere.

Same in most schools, and stores.

Depends on who they are and where you live, but that reminds me of the copypasta story which you may or may not have read.

ahahaha.

"I'm HIV positive"

Same in most schools, and stores.
Nobody actually follows that.

If you're five and you're riding around in a store, they'll tell your mom to take the wheels out. If you're forty and wheeling through the long empty aisles of a Home Depot or Lowe's, you most likely won't get in trouble.

You mean "...forty and single and..."

Very nice.