Have fun catching VD and syphilis. For the rest of us, we have... creative ways of venting (http://www.myblackvalentine.com/).

Wow, Sen...

Hey, it's all in good fun

Indeed, I especially enjoyed blowing up the bubble bath stuff.

wow, i shot all of them

Blowing up the bubble bath stuff was fun, but the teddy bear one was more enjoyable.

My weights coach said "Be safe on your valentine's dates everyone" when he dismissed us today and I cracked up. Only a few people understood why I was laughing.

As for that game thing though, it didn't work so well on my computer.

Valentine's day is my least favorite holiday.

I'm So Ronery
So ronery
So ronery and sadry arone

There's no one
Just me onry
Sitting on my rittle throne
I work rearry hard and make up great prans
But nobody ristens, no one understands
Seems like no one takes me serirousry

And so I'm ronery
A rittle ronery
Poor rittle me

There's nobody
I can rerate to
Feel rike a bird in a cage
It's kinda sihry
But not rearry
Because it's fihring my body with rage

I'm the smartest most crever most physicarry fit
But nobody else seems to rearize it
When I change the world maybe they'll notice me
But until then I'rr just be ronery
Rittle ronery, poor rittle me

I'm so ronery

I didn't even realize it was valentines day until my friend told me at like 12:30.

Valentine's day is my least favorite holiday.
I didn't even realize it was valentines day until my friend told me at like 12:30.
This stupid freshman on my bus today was all, "Valentine's is ghey I've never liked it" and then I told him, "I used to be like you. Then I got laid." Everyone on my bus got really quiet. I felt a little awkward so I said "In the ass."

Seriously though. You guys need a little spirit. Or a chick.

Oh! Another story. Here goes. So at my school we had a thing where the thespian club sold sonnets for three dollars apiece, and you ordered a sonnet to be recited for someone you liked. And then at lunch today the thespian people recited the sonnets. So my friend Becky that I sit with at lunch got a sonnet read to her from 'your secret admirer' and she got all girly and giddy and wondered who it was. While she was talking to herself about who might have sent it, the biggest womanizer in our school Becky's best friend Nick was dropping winks to everyone right next to her. It made my day.

how awesome is it that I didn't get my girlfriend anything for valentines day

I did that a while back.

It didn't work too well in my favor.

Me and the GF agree that Valentines day is cheesy in addition to being a holiday only kept alive by the companies who stand to profit from it. So we don't celebrate it. Neither of us even mentioned it today. I was sick all day, though.

i was kinda sick too, i had some sort of stomach flu today.

Every girl dressed up in pink and bought their boyfriends something but their boyfriends didn't buy them anything. It was pretty funny.

"This Valentine's day, I decided to get you what I want to give you. Nothing."
"What?"
"Flowers are expensive, and they die. And chocolate will just make you fat. So I didn't get you anything."
"Honey, I...I'm speechless."
"Thats just a bonus."

I'm So Ronery
So ronery
So ronery and sadry arone

There's no one
Just me onry
Sitting on my rittle throne
I work rearry hard and make up great prans
But nobody ristens, no one understands
Seems like no one takes me serirousry

And so I'm ronery
A rittle ronery
Poor rittle me

There's nobody
I can rerate to
Feel rike a bird in a cage
It's kinda sihry
But not rearry
Because it's fihring my body with rage

I'm the smartest most crever most physicarry fit
But nobody else seems to rearize it
When I change the world maybe they'll notice me
But until then I'rr just be ronery
Rittle ronery, poor rittle me

I'm so ronery

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I'm pretty sure I've already said this, but Valentine's day happens to be my birthday. Too bad I'm a bachelor at heart.

I forgot it was gonna be Valentines until the day before.

It was cool though, we didn't do anything in school, because we had this thing like Sam did, where you hire someone to say stuff to your person. But they sang. Some of them actually sounded wicked good.