View Full Version : Man what a day..


Samiam22
02-14-2008, 02:35 AM
Today I just woke up from the most twisted nightmare, I'll explain that in the Weird Dreams collumn, so I woke up, had breakfast, went back up to get dressed, only to find that my shirt was 4 sizes bigger than me (I'm a size 8 and it was a 12) and couldn't give a crap to change my shirt. When I got to school, the boring lessons started, right as they should have and always have. It's only the 2nd week of school yet it's boring as hell. The long, painful period known as English passed. I ran around at recess like the weird man I am, to notice that I was running past some squashed dog crap over and over again. These stupid little kids kept calling it "rotten poo" and one even implied that the flies were getting allergic to it. Once that weird period had passed. I did something about behaviour, ABCD, now I have to explain the rest tommorow like it or not because I'm running short on time, as it is my bedtime.

gabrielwhist
02-14-2008, 02:52 AM
http://img.qj.net/uploads/articles_module/93231/FacePalm_qjgenth.jpg

Ryu-Nacho
02-14-2008, 06:15 AM
Today I just woke up from the most twisted nightmare, I'll explain that in the Weird Dreams collumn, so I woke up, had breakfast, went back up to get dressed, only to find that my shirt was 4 sizes bigger than me (I'm a size 8 and it was a 12) and couldn't give a crap to change my shirt. When I got to school, the boring lessons started, right as they should have and always have. It's only the 2nd week of school yet it's boring as hell. The long, painful period known as English passed. I ran around at recess like the weird man I am, to notice that I was running past some squashed dog crap over and over again. These stupid little kids kept calling it "rotten poo" and one even implied that the flies were getting allergic to it. Once that weird period had passed. I did something about behaviour, ABCD, now I have to explain the rest tommorow like it or not because I'm running short on time, as it is my bedtime.
I have no idea what you're talking about.

insan3
02-14-2008, 08:53 AM
you still have recess? i pity the fool

happylittleClayFox
02-14-2008, 11:49 AM
I miss recess, it was awesome.

Dudeo
02-14-2008, 12:23 PM
Today I just woke up from the most twisted nightmare, I'll explain that in the Weird Dreams collumn, so I woke up, had breakfast, went back up to get dressed, only to find that my shirt was 4 sizes bigger than me (I'm a size 8 and it was a 12) and couldn't give a crap to change my shirt. When I got to school, the boring lessons started, right as they should have and always have. It's only the 2nd week of school yet it's boring as hell. The long, painful period known as English passed. I ran around at recess like the weird man I am, to notice that I was running past some squashed dog crap over and over again. These stupid little kids kept calling it "rotten poo" and one even implied that the flies were getting allergic to it. Once that weird period had passed. I did something about behaviour, ABCD, now I have to explain the rest tommorow like it or not because I'm running short on time, as it is my bedtime.

Hmm.. Well, the large shirt almost certainly shows signs of a subconsius inadequacy complex. Boredom at school shows that you wish to learn, but lack the mental ability. Running past shit... Man, you are screwed up. Can't you kids dream about normal kid stuff, like being a superhero? The only danger there would be a minor superiority complex...

happylittleClayFox
02-14-2008, 05:24 PM
Well Sigmund Freud, very well done.

Samiam22
02-14-2008, 09:53 PM
I see skies of gray, and clouds of black. and I think to myself. What a useless world.

Zetex
02-14-2008, 10:28 PM
http://img.qj.net/uploads/articles_module/93231/FacePalm_qjgenth.jpg

Your blatant trolling of every single on of Samiam's posts is just retarded now. It was funny for maybe the first 1 or 2 posts.

Drunken_Shinobi
02-14-2008, 11:39 PM
Today I just woke up from the most twisted nightmare, I'll explain that in the Weird Dreams collumn, so I woke up, had breakfast, went back up to get dressed, only to find that my shirt was 4 sizes bigger than me (I'm a size 8 and it was a 12) and couldn't give a crap to change my shirt. When I got to school, the boring lessons started, right as they should have and always have. It's only the 2nd week of school yet it's boring as hell. The long, painful period known as English passed. I ran around at recess like the weird man I am, to notice that I was running past some squashed dog crap over and over again. These stupid little kids kept calling it "rotten poo" and one even implied that the flies were getting allergic to it. Once that weird period had passed. I did something about behaviour, ABCD, now I have to explain the rest tommorow like it or not because I'm running short on time, as it is my bedtime.
Isn't this supposed to go onto somewhere called a "Blog"?

gussa
02-15-2008, 02:29 AM
I see skies of gray, and clouds of black. and I think to myself. What a useless world.

shut up sam.......
no one finds that funny or offensive either...
its just fail...

Exterminator
02-15-2008, 06:52 AM
I don't really know which side to go to from here.

happylittleClayFox
02-15-2008, 08:18 AM
This is the point where I just walk away.

insan3
02-15-2008, 08:56 AM
Lets just end it now

Frank
02-15-2008, 01:44 PM
Interesting...


... GUYS LIEK TOTALLY LAST NIGHT LIEK LIEK THE SKY WAS LIEK FALLING!!! AND I WAS LEIK TOTALLY LIEK LIEK....
sorry couldn't help it.

Samiam22
02-15-2008, 02:50 PM
Dead?

Ryu-Nacho
02-15-2008, 04:08 PM
Dead?
Hmmm...we're the sky to fall, that would be a likely conclusion. Though, you completely missed the point.

Natus Lumen
02-16-2008, 12:45 AM
I think that, theoretically, if all the ozone were to suddenly change its density to a number higher than that of normal atmospheric compounds, and all the moisture were to fall from the stratosphere, we could accurately say the sky was falling.

Call me Johnny Raincloud here, but I just don't think that could happen.I hope everyone got that pun; I'm feeling very triumphant towards it right now.

Nicky
02-16-2008, 03:29 AM
Samiam... I like you, because I see my old self in you. Plus no one else on the site likes you at all, and I absolutely hate to see people cornered.


I am on your side. :)

Exterminator
02-16-2008, 07:23 AM
I try to stay clear of choosing sides and getting into arguements.

Zetex
02-16-2008, 08:43 AM
I try to stay clear of choosing sides and getting into arguements.

Now start trying to stay clear of making pointless posts just to make a +1 and get your name on gprime

Post something with actual content that contributes to a thread, please

Natus Lumen
02-16-2008, 10:34 AM
I don't think his post was completely lacking in purpose. He was stating an opinion relevant to the post above his. I don't see anything wrong with that.

Nicky
02-16-2008, 07:33 PM
Technically not taking sides is taking a side.

Ryu-Nacho
02-16-2008, 08:47 PM
Samiam... I like you, because I see my old self in you. Plus no one else on the site likes you at all, and I absolutely hate to see people cornered.


I am on your side. :)
I might not like him, but I'm a fair guy. I'll stick up for him when he's right.
...
What side does that put me on?

Drunken_Shinobi
02-18-2008, 02:00 PM
I might not like him, but I'm a fair guy. I'll stick up for him when he's right.
...
What side does that put me on?
The "right" side?