who has the record for longest distance traveled into Area 51 by a non-authorized person?

a rodent?

Dont they have some like rad security there, like auto-turrents and stuff. or is that fort knox?

2 inches, before he was blasted by an unknown alien laser.

12.5029423057 feet.

Which also happens to be number of calories my anorexic friend ate today multiplied by my phone number.

He must be on a diet then, if not, then whats your phone number?

He must be on a diet then, if not, then whats your phone number?

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He must be on a diet then, if not, then whats your phone number?
Anorexia. ANOREXIA. ANOREXIA.



Bitch don't eat.

I placed a foot inside before I got too scared. Pics or it didn't happen you say?
http://i28.tinypic.com/20ubwnn.jpg
Yeah, I had long hair. Let's fight about it.

Is that actually it?

Yeah.
First you go down this road.
http://i28.tinypic.com/huiq8l.jpg
Then you see the truck. Creepy scary.
http://i31.tinypic.com/axjx5i.jpg

wow you live in the desert

sucks

Michigan is far far from the desert, idijit. I was on vacation in Vegas.

Idjit? I always thought that pronunciation was just a variation of idiot as said by people who are too good to pronounce their syllables.

I placed a foot inside before I got too scared. Pics or it didn't happen you say?
http://i28.tinypic.com/20ubwnn.jpg
Yeah, I had long hair. Let's fight about it.
Are you sure this isn't photoshopped or something?

I'm really certain that it came from my camera, honest.

Are you sure this isn't photoshopped or something?you do understand you can walk up to the sign don't you?

anyways, back to my original question. I thought it would be in a guiness book or something. Oh well, some guy probably drove it in about maybe a mile. made it over the crest onto groom lake before they stopped him.

they didnt stop him, they beamed him up into a UFO

they didnt stop him, they beamed him up into a UFOyou do realize why the government never denies the UFO stories right?

I'm really certain that it came from my camera, honest.
Okay...well the sign in that picture looks a bit weird.
you do understand you can walk up to the sign don't you?

anyways, back to my original question. I thought it would be in a guiness book or something. Oh well, some guy probably drove it in about maybe a mile. made it over the crest onto groom lake before they stopped him.
Yeah I know, but the sign looks a bit weird in that picture.