I have a bunch, mainly falling down and one time sitting in a bus going to school. That was my nightmare I guess. I was so glad when I woke up to find myself still in bed. But last night I had a dream where I was playing guitar and the neck just randomly snapped in half like a toothpick. O_O

What about you guys?

My weirdest dream is long and disturbing.

My wierdest dream was a lucid dream

My weirdest dream was when I was five. I had just watched a power rangers movie, the one where Ivan Ooze comes out of the manhole and starts killing everyone. So like, I was running away from him and I hid in my parents' bed and he still found me and he like possessed me. And then I woke up.

I was in a cage, it was that scene from "The last unicorn." I was seeing everything through the unicorns eyes, and I saw all the beats in the cages, and the spider's web sticks out most to me. It was so tangible.

I always have those premonition dreams. Scares the fuck out of me.

I love when that happens. Except mine are always so insignificant. I'll see my teacher saying something, and the next day/week/whatever it happens. I love that feeling you get though, when you KNOW this has happened before.

Yeah! And you get a really weird sense of De Ja Vu.

I get those all the time! I thought I was the only one too. It's especially weird when I envision something like opening a Poptart and then glancing over a the T.V. to see Spongebob on. A few weeks later, the exact same thing happens.

"The last unicorn."

unicorn?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=4MKYmCOl-DM

I love when that happens. Except mine are always so insignificant. I'll see my teacher saying something, and the next day/week/whatever it happens. I love that feeling you get though, when you KNOW this has happened before.

I used to have alot of those. not so much anymore though

I had a dream were I was playing Runescape.


Its scary....

Oh geez. Thats bad.

I get those premonition dreams, its creepy, i get one maybe 1 a week.

my dreams are always weird, In my dreams I can do anything I want, like fly or whatever, one thing I cannot do is scream. Its awful once when I was little I had a dream these trolls came to get me and they dragged me out of my bed (I was about 5 at the time) and they put me in a bag and trew me out the window and I was screaming but nothing was coming out my mouth, ahh it was horrible, I still remember it so well. and my parents room was only like 2 rooms away and they coudnt hear me, it was very traumatising!!

I had a dream were I was playing Runescape.


Its scary....

Shit dude, that game IS definition nightmare.

robots don't dream

Indeed, but people dream of robots.

Robots dream of people

Do androids dream of electric sheep?

I don't think I've ever had what someone could call a 'normal' dream.
BTW, I've had premonition dreams before too. I hate when they happen though. They're always bad for me. For example, I dreamed I was going down some certain roads during the night. I didn't know why, or where I was headed.
Next week came along, and we used those roads during the night to take me to the hospital. =(

I'm not sure, I've gone through some dreams that I wake up and go "What the fuck?!" My weirdest not sure of, Most of my dreams when I slept over my friend ash's were really,really odd...

Does he rape you in the night?

"So many ones a zeros... I think I saw a two!"

It was just a dream Bender.

i wanna hear someone wake up and say "where am i....and why does my butt hurt?"

Last night my elementary school teacher came down from the mountains where she was hiding and read everyone poetry and they all started to cry.

LOLWUT?

Anyway.

If you went camping and woke up with a condom in your butt would you tell anyone?

Or like one time I woke up with a leather mask on and a bunch of whip lashes on my back. Damn dominatrices...

Do androids dream of electric sheep?

Mad props, Philip K. Dick is amazingpants.

True dat.

Minority Report - ruined by Spielberg and Tom Cruise :P

Pretty much. I think Bladerunner and A Scanner Darkly have been the only two movies that stayed true enough to the book, or rocked enough, for me to actually like them.

i wanna hear someone wake up and say "where am i....and why does my butt hurt?"

And you be the only one who knew why

Pretty much. I think Bladerunner and A Scanner Darkly have been the only two movies that stayed true enough to the book, or rocked enough, for me to actually like them.

I have to download those sometime, it's so fucking annoying renting movies now.

Frookie invaded the sanctity of my dreams last night... >_< Becca was there too, because I was obsessing over how I was gonna draw her whole I was awake.

I suppose it's finally happened... O_o I'm having g-dreams. I really gotta spend less time on here.

I think Gprime carries a rare disease. OH YEAH! I think I had a dream about going on Gprime a while back, but not to the extent where it's live action-ey. XD That'd be pretty scweet though.

Oh yeah... I had another one early this month too. A few days after Christmas... it was Ariel, her mom, brother, and sister. They came over to... well, I actually wasn't at my house. I have no idea where we were but they were giving us late Christmas presents. So that makes three dreams so far... and all in one month. That's insanity.

Geez, Nicky! It's like when you watch too much porn or something.

Very much so.

So you're saying you've watched too much porn?

There's a such thing as too much porn?

No.

I dunno, when you have watched so much you need wacky assed fetish porn to get off, that might be too much. Or when you recognize penises.

So you're saying you've watched too much porn?

I'm not sure how to answer this.

Well yeah, when it begins to obstruct everyday life, it's too much.


Nicky: Generally, a "yes" will suffice.

Well yeah, when it begins to obstruct everyday life, it's too much.


Nicky: Generally, a "yes" will suffice.
True. I am not a perfect human being. Though I've never dreamt about porn.

So you're saying you've watched too much porn?

Impossible.

HAHA NICKY WATCHES PORN.

Who doesn't?

Seriously.





lol

Who doesn't?

Everyone knows that we all have/do. It's just funny when you actually get to thinking about it. Like "OMG! *blankety blank* watches porn!* 'Tis amusing.

I love me some midget pr0n. JK! Or am I??? 0_> Yes, I am.

hot asian kinky bondage with some fruit roll ups and a brillo pad is my personal fetish, idk about you guys though.....

Female comics are like midget porn, it's really funny but nobody wants to see it.

I don't know, midget porn is supposed to be seriously amusing, and female comics can be pretty damn funny so long as their entire routine doesn't bash men.

I had a dream about taking my french exam in spanish. -that was lastnight.

I had a weird g-dream some weeks ago. We were all in one place, dressed in black, except for Willy_Wonka. And then he came with the strangest look on his face (like he's stoned) and ran us over with a steam roller. Then I woke up.

http://img.qj.net/uploads/articles_module/93231/FacePalm_qjgenth.jpg

I was thinking that myself.

Nice dream.

So, I've come to the conclusion that we're all just a part of this cult called Gprime.

So, I've come to the conclusion that we're all just a part of this cult called Gprime.

Fruit punch anyone?

*glances left and right, hastily takes a sip*

*guffaws loudly but without thinking, also takes a sip*

"HURK!"

*THUD*

*still standing* Soooo, I'm going for some fresh air...

*still standing* Soooo, I'm going for some fresh air...

DR. OCTAGONAPUS! BLLLLLLLHHHHAAARRRRAAAGGGGGGGGGG

Run For The Hills!

http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd200/Da_Bears124/shieldscopy.jpg

Has anyone here ever experienced sleep paralysis?

Well, when I'm asleep, I'm generally frozen in terms of physical movement so yes I am paralyzed in a way when I'm sleeping.

(Yes, I'm purposely missing the point)

Okay thanks for shoving this thread even further off topic.

Crude sex jokes and 1337speak soon to follow

Okay thanks for shoving this thread even further off topic.

What can I say? I'm a pro derailer.

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p3n1s: y0ur su(h 4n 4ss
bu77: y0ur su(h 4 d1ck


ROFLRFOLRFOLCOPTERLOLERSKATES!!

That wasn't really funny.

I thought it was pretty funny.

That wasn't really funny.


it was more twards zetex when he said crude sex jokes and 1337speak soon follow..

unicorn?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=4MKYmCOl-DM

o.o

Changing the subject...

I had a dream where me and several other men in ski masks and Ak-47's robbed a wal-mart. We took hostages and everything, it was intense.

Dude, that's borderline worrying but also, fuck awesome.

I had a dream where I was driving a Ford Commordore really crappily, narrowly missing cars and smashing into lampposts. Then I got robbed by gangsters who, in the end, turned out all they wanted was the fucking stereo, because theirs didn't work. So I gave them it and my dad put in a new one. And then I woke up really.

http://img.qj.net/uploads/articles_module/93231/FacePalm_qjgenth.jpg

None of you have no idea how annoying that is. I'd rather have a negative opinion than that fucking facepalm

http://img.qj.net/uploads/articles_module/93231/FacePalm_qjgenth.jpg

I had a dream that the usage of facepalm was punishable by ban.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

not really, but it's getting old. Find something else.

http://itsnotpossible.typepad.com/trashfan/astley1.jpg

Srsly gais.

Samiam said "stop" in a mature-esque way. Quit it.

http://img.qj.net/uploads/articles_module/93231/FacePalm_qjgenth.jpg
It's more fun than it looks like.

omg! you broke the rule!

only after samiam posts..
and how is cussing saying "stop" in a mature way?

He asked nicely multiple times and only swore at the facepalm.

Indeed, plus, it's getting killed. You can only use a joke so often, too much and it's dead. As for you Sam, just come up with something witty and reply, it's how it should be.

i had a dream that i was attacked by a lion.. but i survived by raping it...
(it didnt make sense to me either)

Last week I had a dream that started out as a g-dream, which I won't go into detail about... and then my sister woke me up, but I went right back to sleep into my dream. :/ I thought I was still awake though, and in the dream I got out of bed. Then I left my room and noticed through the house windows that the neighborhood had been replaced by a graveyard... a big, infinite grassy hilly graveyard. There were a few milital officials (or some sort) standing outside of my house, sort of waiting for us to come out. I thought nothing of it... I mean, I did, but I didn't. I also felt that there was something strange about the graveyard, but in my dream I couldn't remember that there was a neighborhood there originally. Everything looked too real. It was as if I'd woken up from a dream into my dream.

But anyway so I then went downstairs for breakfast but noticed that the graveyard really was surrounding the house... all around. For miles. Every single tombstone were identical white crosses. I noticed an old lady standing in our backyard so I went out to see why she was there... sort of. I mean, in the dream I knew who she was, sort of, but now I have no idea what anything in it even meant. She was white, tall, about 5'9" if not more... had a hunched back, and was kind of fat. She also had sort of middle ages peasant-esque grandma clothing, sort of a robe-like outfit made of rough materials, and was holding the hand of a little boy, who was white, with brown hair, wearing a brown hat made of rough material, and also for some reason dressed like a peasant from the middle ages.

The old lady was standing there at the graveyard in mourning of someone. She was crying in the memory of some lost loved one of hers. The little boy seemed to be sort of confused as to why he was there but didn't say anything. But uh... anyway so I went back inside of my house, and there was a different old lady there now. She was a short, skinny and somewhat naive little old lady who was wearing more contemporary old-people clothes. She looked half blind too. Like she could see but not very well.

I then remember distinctly that for some reason it occurred to me that I should test to see if it was a dream. Usually when I have dreams and it's proven to me that it's a dream, I touch something and my hand goes right through it. So I just started running around swinging my hand through people's heads. It was then confirmed to me, after swinging my hand through a statue head, and felt nothing but air, that I was in fact, dreaming.

So then this pretty blonde lady appears in my house in search of the little old lady who was also in there. The contemporary one is who I'm talking about. I think the pretty blonde woman was one of those milital officials or something. But anyway, she had a british accent, and was talking condescendingly to the old lady. With a calm way about it though... with a smirk on her face. I don't even remember what they were talking about, but basically the old lady was under the impression that she and the pretty blonde british woman were friends of some sort. Good friends. But the blonde was just there to kill her.

I then started to see the pretty blonde lady slowly turn into this hideous hag... and then these ugly minions appear out of nowhere to kill the old lady... but I forced myself to wake up before it happened.

Now I wish I hadn't... I could have had fun with it. :P Since I realized it was a dream. Hmm... that was the first dream where I actually forced myself to escape and wake up. Odd.