View Full Version : How Much is Your Dead Body Worth?


Krusty_The_Klown
01-08-2008, 08:09 PM
Well, find out for yourself (http://www.justsayhi.com/bb/cadaver)

Mine was worth $5,700, no kidding. What about you guys?

Nicky
01-08-2008, 08:28 PM
WHAT????

"Congratulations, your dead body is worth $5665!"

gabrielwhist
01-08-2008, 09:49 PM
4,115. Hehe. I drink to much and eat poorly. :D

Nicky
01-08-2008, 09:50 PM
What does one have to put in order to be worth the maximum?

gabrielwhist
01-08-2008, 09:51 PM
Never smoking, never drinking, eating healthy, being in good physical condtion, etc...

MeTal CaNdYcaNe
01-08-2008, 10:30 PM
"Congratulations, your dead body is worth $6550!"

I win.

gabrielwhist
01-08-2008, 10:30 PM
Wow, you must be HELL-THAY!

Supa Fool
01-08-2008, 10:31 PM
I don't see the quiz..

MeTal CaNdYcaNe
01-08-2008, 10:32 PM
Wow, you must be HELL-THAY!

I wonder what I would've gotten if I had put "No" for "are you albino?"

gabrielwhist
01-08-2008, 10:33 PM
LOL! Wait, you're not REALLY albino, are you?

MeTal CaNdYcaNe
01-08-2008, 10:34 PM
No.

But have you ever seen a picture of me? I'm pretty pale.

But not "I eat chalk by the barrel" pale.

Supa Fool
01-08-2008, 10:36 PM
Where's the quiz.. :[

gabrielwhist
01-08-2008, 10:37 PM
OH SHEEET! I said I was a blind bald parapalegic albino dwarf who is a chain smoker, heavy drinker, and is under 12. I chose all the the worst things. Including working in an area with fumes or w/e. And this is what I got:

MAX $
Congratulations, your dead body is worth $7285!
Doesn't that make you feel great?

If you want to share your score, copy and paste the HTML code below to display it on your own site.

gabrielwhist
01-08-2008, 10:37 PM
No.

But have you ever seen a picture of me? I'm pretty pale.

But not "I eat chalk by the barrel" pale.

Lulz. You a honkey, but not a chalk eater.

Supa Fool
01-08-2008, 10:39 PM
The more unique problems you have, the more your body contributes, = $

Sen
01-08-2008, 11:45 PM
$6700

insan3
01-09-2008, 12:27 AM
Congratulations, your dead body is worth $4365!

bohoo =(

Sen
01-09-2008, 10:05 AM
I think mine 'd shoot straight down once they found out I'm black and I like to vacation in 3rd world countries...

Sen
01-09-2008, 10:07 AM
Mostly 'cause I'm black. Sickle Cell is a bitch amongst N. American Blacks.

Natus Lumen
01-09-2008, 11:53 AM
$4315.

Well damn. I'm worth more dead than alive.

Dudeo
01-09-2008, 01:31 PM
5715... But I am fu.cking tall.

God
01-09-2008, 04:10 PM
$4750
I don't think you guys are answering honestly.

viper.gtsr
01-09-2008, 05:26 PM
$6015

TehCat
01-09-2008, 05:39 PM
$5,461

Rabbit face
01-10-2008, 11:37 AM
Congratulations, your dead body is worth $6250!
Doesn't that make you feel great?

insan3
01-10-2008, 08:07 PM
Who comes up with these things?

Willy_Wonka
01-10-2008, 10:22 PM
10525 is the max i got it to


5065 is mah real one

Frank
01-10-2008, 11:52 PM
Congratulations, your dead body is worth $5450!

Doesn't that make you feel great? YAAYY!!! WOOPY!! JUMP FOR JOY!!!!not...

Rabbit face
01-11-2008, 01:20 AM
hahaha ya, some really bored person I bet.. ah I went out last night and now I feel sick

happylittleClayFox
01-11-2008, 06:20 PM
$5290, not bad I suppose
Also, try the five year old fight quiz

insan3
01-16-2008, 05:05 PM
Im not sure why my dead body was only worth 4k. One of the lower scores on here

Samiam22
01-16-2008, 05:45 PM
Congratulations, your dead body is worth $5300!

OMG Clay, I beat you by 10 bux!

PS. It said I could take on 17 five-year-olds on the five-year-old quiz. Really.

gabrielwhist
01-16-2008, 07:10 PM
http://img.qj.net/uploads/articles_module/93231/FacePalm_qjgenth.jpg

insan3
01-16-2008, 08:42 PM
That was an uneccesary facepalm gab, his post wasnt stupid for once

poisonedcandy_X
01-16-2008, 09:12 PM
5400.
I guess that's okay.
I wonder what was bad about it? Hmmm.

Samiam22
01-16-2008, 09:28 PM
Have you guys tried the Zombie apocalypse one yet? :P

gabrielwhist
01-16-2008, 10:02 PM
http://img.qj.net/uploads/articles_module/93231/FacePalm_qjgenth.jpg
all his posts are stupid insane.

gabrielwhist
01-16-2008, 11:28 PM
You could take on 29 five year old kids in a fight.

I pwn.

How Geek Are You?
You are 49% Geek!

I'm geekier than that. I must be.

You Have a 54% Chance of Survival!
If I follow my morals and try to save the ones I love.

If I think selfishly then: You Have a 74% Chance of Survival!

Congratulations! Your body is 84% effective as a human shield.

Ugh, I was way off of my game.
Your Score: 64%
Your level: SOCIAL DRINKER

Krusty_The_Klown
01-16-2008, 11:29 PM
You could take on 29 five year old kids in a fight.

I pwn.

Holy crap, that's the exact same thing I got.

diet poop
01-17-2008, 08:27 PM
LOL! Wait, you're not REALLY albino, are you?

My friend is an albino.

Natus Lumen
01-17-2008, 09:26 PM
hahaha ya, some really bored person I bet.. ah I went out last night and now I feel sick
If it's any consolation, your body value probably went up a couple dollars.

Which raises an interesting question: is this in American or Canadian dollars?

Backflip
01-17-2008, 09:31 PM
i played a washboard today!

Natus Lumen
01-17-2008, 09:32 PM
Little did he know...that washboard really played him!

gabrielwhist
01-17-2008, 10:37 PM
My friend is an albino.

lulz

happylittleClayFox
01-18-2008, 09:43 AM
I've never actually seen an albino
Btw Gabriel, we can both take out the same number of five-year olds

gabrielwhist
01-18-2008, 11:07 PM
Cuz we awesome.

Krusty_The_Klown
01-18-2008, 11:09 PM
I got the same too, even before clayfox. HA!



;D

gabrielwhist
01-18-2008, 11:13 PM
Sorry, I missed yours. U awesome 2.

Krusty_The_Klown
01-18-2008, 11:14 PM
yay. I feel about as thrilled as being winner by default of my Product Placement Competition.

Exterminator
01-20-2008, 12:40 PM
The highest I could get for a score is $5,832.

Sen
01-20-2008, 02:31 PM
"You could take on 35 five year old kids in a fight."

Is it bad that my need to survive is greater than my morality?


As for the Moon Survival...

Your score: 100%
Letter Grade: A+

All those years as a Scout.... they meant something

Drunken_Shinobi
01-21-2008, 04:00 PM
4,115. Hehe. I drink to much and eat poorly. :D
Haha...I'm worth $4,115 too.

gabrielwhist
01-21-2008, 04:02 PM
Dead body five!

Drunken_Shinobi
01-21-2008, 04:04 PM
Yay!! Now let's get sold.

insan3
01-21-2008, 06:05 PM
Mine was only worth in the 4k's too. Bad diet I guess

Dudeo
01-22-2008, 02:00 PM
39 5-year-olds in a fight.

Dudeo
01-22-2008, 02:17 PM
"Could you pass an 8th grade science test?" -100%

Samiam22
01-22-2008, 05:39 PM
If it's any consolation, your body value probably went up a couple dollars.

Which raises an interesting question: is this in American or Canadian dollars?

Yen

On the other hand, I can't believe my body is worth more than Gabriel's or DS's

gabrielwhist
01-22-2008, 07:14 PM
http://img.qj.net/uploads/articles_module/93231/FacePalm_qjgenth.jpg

Samiam22
01-22-2008, 07:25 PM
Where's Krusty when you need him?

gabrielwhist
01-22-2008, 07:29 PM
http://img.qj.net/uploads/articles_module/93231/FacePalm_qjgenth.jpg

Krusty_The_Klown
01-22-2008, 07:31 PM
*sigh*

http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd200/Da_Bears124/Haterade.jpg

gussa
01-24-2008, 11:10 AM
5.1k

Drunken_Shinobi
01-25-2008, 02:38 AM
Yen

On the other hand, I can't believe my body is worth more than Gabriel's or DS's
Yeah that's because a ninja has to sacrifice a lot of his body in learning the deadly and ancient art of ninjutsu.

gabrielwhist
01-25-2008, 03:41 AM
Plus, the way his body continues to function without a brain is of great interest to the scientific community.

Supa Fool
01-25-2008, 09:42 AM
Just stop. It's not funny at all anymore.

gabrielwhist
01-25-2008, 09:28 PM
Just stop. It's not funny at all anymore.

Its not supposed to be. Stop trying to "protect him". It makes you annoying as hell, and makes him seem like a pussy who cant fight his own battles. Until he gets better I won't stop, so STFU.
http://pandadan.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/idiot-41423.jpg

viper.gtsr
01-25-2008, 10:16 PM
Typical responses.

Drunken_Shinobi
01-26-2008, 12:50 PM
Plus, the way his body continues to function without a brain is of great interest to the scientific community.
Yes that is true and there's a reason why ninjutsu involves training mind, body, and soul. However without the mind....they're zombies, and I like to call the ninjas without a brain...ninja zombies. They're way more scarier than the zombies any zombie ever seen.

gabrielwhist
01-27-2008, 12:18 AM
Yes that is true and there's a reason why ninjutsu involves training mind, body, and soul. However without the mind....they're zombies, and I like to call the ninjas without a brain...ninja zombies. They're way more scarier than the zombies any zombie ever seen.

I was talking about Samiam.

archangel-chris
01-27-2008, 12:23 AM
$5750
Woot.

Drunken_Shinobi
01-27-2008, 03:08 AM
I was talking about Samiam.
Oh...well that's pretty interesting then.

gabrielwhist
01-27-2008, 05:25 AM
He is mentally incompetent.

Drunken_Shinobi
01-28-2008, 12:11 AM
Well he's a kid.

gabrielwhist
01-28-2008, 12:39 AM
A mentally incompetent kid.

Drunken_Shinobi
01-28-2008, 02:06 AM
Yes...kids do tend to be like that.

gabrielwhist
01-28-2008, 02:32 PM
I wasn't. None of my friends were. No human of value was. There is a diference between a bit of immaturity and complete mental retardation, with out the actual condition.

Drunken_Shinobi
01-28-2008, 11:59 PM
I guess...well if you put it that way. I was a bit like that when I was a kid, never was exactly the brightest in my class.

gabrielwhist
01-29-2008, 02:55 AM
Go back and read through some of his posts. I highly doubt that you were ever that stupid.

Drunken_Shinobi
01-30-2008, 09:38 AM
Hmm...true, I mean he shouldn't even be here in the first place. I never went to forums when I was his age.

Krusty_The_Klown
01-30-2008, 05:42 PM
cos u r dum lulz

I don't really think age matters that much except in certain cases where maturity and just plain adolescence come into play. Do you really think any 12 year old is going to read a whole discussion about computer hardware or rock pedals? I guess I can be pretty immature at times but I can't really help it.

Drunken_Shinobi
01-30-2008, 10:51 PM
Nope...but I'm pretty sure a 12 year old can do much better than Samiam can.

gussa
02-01-2008, 07:38 AM
cos u r dum lulz

I don't really think age matters that much except in certain cases where maturity and just plain adolescence come into play. Do you really think any 12 year old is going to read a whole discussion about computer hardware or rock pedals? I guess I can be pretty immature at times but I can't really help it.

yeah it was sort of a thread because i thought there were some guitarists on this forum but not much help arose from it...