View Full Version : I know I said this before...
But I felt the need to reiterate the fact that Lupe Fiasco's The Cool will be Rap Album of the Year!!! I'll admit, my opinion before was heavily biased and unfounded, but after listening to the Album Sampler (http://www.hiphopdx.com/index/mixtape/id.294) (Tracklist to the left) and the full version of The Coolest (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89J0otY5UI0), how can anyone disagree with me? Especially with the crap that's been released this year.
Top 5 Hip Hop Albums of 2007
1)Lupe Fiasco's The Cool
2)Eardrum (Talib Kweli)
3)American Gangster (Jay-Z)
4)Graduation (Kanye West)
5)Finding Forever (Common)
*Honorable mentions go to WuTang Clan's 8 Diagrams, but that's for an entirely different reason, one I'm not proud of....
Nicky 12-04-2007, 08:48 PM Schweet...
New Wu Tang came out this year. It wasn't their best but it beats this.
gussa 12-05-2007, 06:59 AM lol @ hip hop
gabrielwhist 12-05-2007, 08:36 PM agreed.
... And why even comment? We know how you feel about Hip-Hop.
Seriously, you don't see me dropping bullshit lines about Metallica, and we all know they suck
Siriustar 12-08-2007, 07:31 PM ... And why even comment? We know how you feel about Hip-Hop.
Seriously, you don't see me dropping bullshit lines about Metallica, and we all know they suck
One is a fairly cool song, and I will always love it. Other than that, though, major blowsville.
I don't really like Lupe all the much, but he's got an okay flow.
I HAVE to hear the full song of the one with Unkle
Natus Lumen 12-09-2007, 09:26 PM Metallica, Lupe, Kanye, Jay-Z, the Wu-Tang clan, and all other bands mentioned thus far in this thread suck. This thread is now about Coheed and Cambria.jk
Krusty_The_Klown 12-09-2007, 09:31 PM But Naked Brothers Band rocks my socks off. They're so hardcore they call themselves NAKED. But the thing is, THEY'RE NOT! Also, check this out, they're brothers but they also have a GIRL in there. Two genders at once is SOOO METAL! So it's like they're defying reality, man... woooaaaa duuuude....*thud*
Supa Fool 12-09-2007, 09:37 PM But Naked Brothers Band rocks my socks off. They're so hardcore they call themselves NAKED. But the thing is, THEY'RE NOT! Also, check this out, they're brothers but they also have a GIRL in there. Two genders at once is SOOO METAL! So it's like they're defying reality, man... woooaaaa duuuude....*thud*
They'd be a dream band with Hannah Montana and the Jonas Brothers, dude!
Krusty_The_Klown 12-09-2007, 09:40 PM They'd be a dream band with Hannah Montana and the Jonas Brothers, dude!
Yea, awesome dude! And they'd be like totally gnarly with like, a SURFBOARD! They'd be like rockin' on the waves man! And then the water would be shakin' cuz they are METAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL! *thud*
Supa Fool 12-09-2007, 09:43 PM Yea man! Surfing on, like, a technicolor rainbow! And then Hannah Montana would start singing screamo! Sweeeet.. *thud*
gabrielwhist 12-09-2007, 11:11 PM But Naked Brothers Band rocks my socks off. They're so hardcore they call themselves NAKED. But the thing is, THEY'RE NOT! Also, check this out, they're brothers but they also have a GIRL in there. Two genders at once is SOOO METAL! So it's like they're defying reality, man... woooaaaa duuuude....*thud*
They'd be a dream band with Hannah Montana and the Jonas Brothers, dude!
Yea, awesome dude! And they'd be like totally gnarly with like, a SURFBOARD! They'd be like rockin' on the waves man! And then the water would be shakin' cuz they are METAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL! *thud*
I have now completely lost all of my respect in the both of you.
Siriustar 12-10-2007, 04:58 PM Neverender, I will give you unlimited access to my music collection if you don't hate on the Wu pls
Metallica, Lupe, Kanye, Jay-Z, the Wu-Tang clan, and all other bands mentioned thus far in this thread suck. This thread is now about Coheed and Cambria.jk
Fail.
Nicky 12-11-2007, 05:49 PM There's no use in starting threads about anything that doesn't fit into the little box of heavy metal or classic rock... not here. You can humor yourself with it, but no one will know what the heck you're talking about, or even bother to find out. Though if they do actually listen to a few tracks by whoever you're talking about they'll mentally shut it out without even giving it a chance, and then bash your music tastes... while at the same time call all who disagree with their own preferences an idiot.
So um... yeah. Pointless.
Especially with hip-hop. They're too concerned about looking cool to admit that a lot of it is actually really good. Or even if they actually are being truthful about their supposed 'hatred', they're not going to simply not say anything, or even give a real and respectfully structured opinion. And God knows they're not going to actually list the artists that they've heard work of from which they've formed their opinion on... because we all know that they're only talking about crap like Soulja Boy and Hurricane Chris anyway.
gabrielwhist 12-11-2007, 06:16 PM Psh, Soulja Boy is my favorite rapper. Just cuz he is awesome. Him and M&M, he is tasty chocolate bites. And I like the Black Eyed Peas, they are also most yummyful.
And Nicky, rap IS largely idiotic. I mean, 50 cent? How can you call that music?
Nicky 12-11-2007, 06:18 PM *sigh*
Supa Fool 12-11-2007, 10:00 PM The only hip hop album I enjoyed this year was Sean Kingston's.
Siriustar 12-12-2007, 10:49 AM The only hip hop album I enjoyed this year was Sean Kingston's.
I love his voice, but otherwise fuck that you should be ashamed of yourself >:|
:P
There's no use in starting threads about anything that doesn't fit into the little box of heavy metal or classic rock... not here. You can humor yourself with it, but no one will know what the heck you're talking about, or even bother to find out. Though if they do actually listen to a few tracks by whoever you're talking about they'll mentally shut it out without even giving it a chance, and then bash your music tastes... while at the same time call all who disagree with their own preferences an idiot.
So um... yeah. Pointless.
Especially with hip-hop. They're too concerned about looking cool to admit that a lot of it is actually really good. Or even if they actually are being truthful about their supposed 'hatred', they're not going to simply not say anything, or even give a real and respectfully structured opinion. And God knows they're not going to actually list the artists that they've heard work of from which they've formed their opinion on... because we all know that they're only talking about crap like Soulja Boy and Hurricane Chris anyway.
I know all this, but that's precisely why I do it. If someone doesn't strive for equality it will never happen. I'll keep on putting up stuff like this until they are just as many hip hop threads as metal. Then I'll switch to Opera
And Nicky, rap IS largely idiotic. I mean, 50 cent? How can you call that music? Would you say that Limp Bizkit is cool? No. Good, then ther is some hope for you yet. But they are still popular. See, rap is no different than any consumer-driven genre in the music industry. They won't push what's good so much as what sells. They target the biggest market. It just so happens that the people with the money 9 times out of 10 are the half deaf ignoramuses who couldn't tell a whole note from their left foot. See example below:
The only hip hop album I enjoyed this year was Sean Kingston's.
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PS @ Gabe: I thought you'd enjoy this, or abhor it to a point that you run headfirst into a wall repeatedly until you fall unconscious. Either way, fun for me.
Here it is (http://www.datpiff.com/Dj-Doc-Rok-American-Zeppelin-mid9162.html)
gabrielwhist 12-13-2007, 12:17 AM Would you say that Limp Bizkit is cool? No. Good, then ther is some hope for you yet. But they are still popular. See, rap is no different than any consumer-driven genre in the music industry. They won't push what's good so much as what sells. They target the biggest market. It just so happens that the people with the money 9 times out of 10 are the half deaf ignoramuses who couldn't tell a whole note from their left foot. See example below:
Limp Bizkit is popular!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! When did that happen?
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PS @ Gabe: I thought you'd enjoy this, or abhor it to a point that you run headfirst into a wall repeatedly until you fall unconscious. Either way, fun for me.
Here it is (http://www.datpiff.com/Dj-Doc-Rok-American-Zeppelin-mid9162.html)
Lulz
Limp Bizkit is popular!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! When did that happen?
Well I'm pretty sure you like my regular sucky/famous band example (Metallica). Besides, they were at one point
Siriustar 12-13-2007, 08:03 AM Limp Bizkit is popular!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! When did that happen?
They had that one album that had hot dog-flavored water and an asshole reference in the title, and I think that might have been popular.
gabrielwhist 12-13-2007, 11:33 PM Well I'm pretty sure you like my regular sucky/famous band example (Metallica). Besides, they were at one point
Nope not a Metallica fan. Oh, and you DO realize that Metal and Rock are two seperate genres, right?
They had that one album that had hot dog-flavored water and an asshole reference in the title, and I think that might have been popular.
Ewwwww
You DO realize that Metal and Rock are two seperate genres, right?
Really? I (and indeed the rest of the world) (http://www.answers.com/topic/heavy-metal-music) was not aware of that. Thanks for clearing that up.
gabrielwhist 12-15-2007, 12:53 AM Really? I (and indeed the rest of the world) (http://www.answers.com/topic/heavy-metal-music) was not aware of that. Thanks for clearing that up.
Well you WERE referencing Metallica as a rock band, not a metal band. And I'm not largely a fan of metal. There is some stuff I like. I mean, there are some amazing guitar parts, but the singing is usually utter shit.
..... (ignoring)
I can officially say without fear of contradiction that Lupe Fiasco's The Cool is so far the Best album of the year (across the board). You now have *counts* 12 days to bring a new contender.
TehCat 12-19-2007, 06:39 AM Im not a big Hip Hop lover.
Firstly, that's what's so beautiful about the album. You don't have to be a lover of hip hop to love this album. Hell you could hate music itself and still bump this album, the stories are so good and dark (It's like you're listening to one of those classic radio theater shows). And that's the only album I heard this year, across all genres, that I can say that about.
Secondly, go back to whatever form of bestiality you were performing. Your bullshit locutions are not wanted.
Nicky 12-19-2007, 03:38 PM Do you have anger management... or perhaps tourettes?
Why do you always feel the need to shove in an insult in everything you post.
I take offense to that. Have I once insulted you? No? But we have had dozens of interactions. But I supposed I am a bit pissed as of late. And I do tend to get a little Scrooge-ish this time of year. As a matter of principle, I'm against Christmas.
I'd say my favorite was None Shall Pass by Aesop Rock...but that's probably because it's the only one I really listened to. I still liked it though.
Oh and Sen I listened to that one song of Lupe's album and I liked it besides his gratuitous use of the n-word.
gabrielwhist 12-19-2007, 07:20 PM ..... (ignoring)
I can officially say without fear of contradiction that Lupe Fiasco's The Cool is so far the Best album of the year (across the board). You now have *counts* 12 days to bring a new contender.
You can never say anything without fear of contradiction. And, low and behold, a dissenting nay sayer! Lupe Fiasco's The Cool is not the Best Album of the year. Perhaps the best RAP/HIP HOP album of the year, but not THE best. See, rock, and rap, and country, and techno, and hip hop, and jazz, and R&B, and classical, all have their own best album of the year, but in reality its impossible to choose a single best album out of all the genres, seeing as opinions differ so radically. I mean, its hard enough to choose a best album out of one genre. Its all opinion based.
SO. You and I will have to agree to disagree, because I will never acknowledge a rap album as best album of the year, and I doubt you will acknowledge a rock album as best album of the year. So, our opinions differ. Thats all. Not a big deal.
You can never say anything without fear of contradiction. And, low and behold, a dissenting nay sayer! Lupe Fiasco's The Cool is not the Best Album of the year. Perhaps the best RAP/HIP HOP album of the year, but not THE best. See, rock, and rap, and country, and techno, and hip hop, and jazz, and R&B, and classical, all have their own best album of the year, but in reality its impossible to choose a single best album out of all the genres, seeing as opinions differ so radically. I mean, its hard enough to choose a best album out of one genre. Its all opinion based.
SO. You and I will have to agree to disagree, because I will never acknowledge a rap album as best album of the year, and I doubt you will acknowledge a rock album as best album of the year. So, our opinions differ. Thats all. Not a big deal.
I already explained why it is the Best Album of the Year (In this thread and in the 'Album of the Year' thread. Twice.) so....
(ignoring)
Hell, to be honest, it might not even be the best rap album, but bet your ass it's the best Album across the board. (I don't believe I'm about to stoop to this....) Like how Mario's considered a better all-round character than Luigi, even though Luigi's faster and can jump slightly higher.
gabrielwhist 12-19-2007, 07:40 PM I already explained why it is the Best Album of the Year (In this thread and in the 'Album of the Year' thread. Twice.) so....
(ignoring)
Hell, to be honest, it might not even be the best rap album, but bet your ass it's the best Album across the board. (I don't believe I'm about to stoop to this....) Like how Mario's considered a better all-round character than Luigi, even though Luigi's faster and can jump slightly higher.
And guess what? That explanation doesn't mean shit. Its still a fucking opinion, not a fact.
The Cool is not the best album of the year. Opinion.
The Cool is the best album of the year. Opinion.
Both of the statements above are of equal validity, and their is no way to choose between the two of them as an acknowledged fact. Fact.
Nicky 12-19-2007, 09:08 PM Sen, you take yourself too seriously. If not in real life, you do on here. It's immature and annoying. Learn to control your temper... Just cause you hit the big "one-eight" doesn't make you any more superior than any of us, which you seem to prove time and time again.
And even if your beef is just with gabriel... it's still annoying. If you have not noticed in the past, he will never give up no matter what you say to try to prove him wrong. :P Don't get so frustrated.
Supa Fool 12-19-2007, 10:11 PM I listened to it and I don't think it's as unique as you do. :/
And guess what? That explanation doesn't mean shit. Its still a fucking opinion, not a fact.
The Cool is not the best album of the year. Opinion.
The Cool is the best album of the year. Opinion.
Both of the statements above are of equal validity, and their is no way to choose between the two of them as an acknowledged fact. Fact.
It just occurred to me- I don't care.
Sen, you take yourself too seriously. If not in real life, you do on here. It's immature and annoying. Learn to control your temper... Just cause you hit the big "one-eight" doesn't make you any more superior than any of us, which you seem to prove time and time again.
And even if your beef is just with gabriel... it's still annoying. If you have not noticed in the past, he will never give up no matter what you say to try to prove him wrong. :P Don't get so frustrated.
I don't, really. I just figured that for the week I'd try to see what it'd be like to be Gabriel or one of the other....
Moving on, it's actually kind of addictive, but it's a corrosive to the soul. I can see why Gabriel's so bitter on the religious wagon, and tries to pass it off as "passion."
And don't bring my age into this. That holds no weight in my world.
I listened to it and I don't think it's as unique as you do. :/
Okay. And?
I didn't say you'd have as deep an appreciation of it as I did. I'm quite aware that most of my views are unique to myself. I just meant that a lot of people would enjoy it.
Nicky 12-20-2007, 05:13 PM I don't, really. I just figured that for the week I'd try to see what it'd be like to be Gabriel or one of the other....
Moving on, it's actually kind of addictive, but it's a corrosive to the soul. I can see why Gabriel's so bitter on the religious wagon, and tries to pass it off as "passion."
Well that's good... I guess? O_o
gabrielwhist 12-20-2007, 07:41 PM It just occurred to me- I don't care.
Then just shut up about it.
Moving on, it's actually kind of addictive, but it's a corrosive to the soul. I can see why Gabriel's so bitter on the religious wagon, and tries to pass it off as "passion."
I have no passion for religion, or lack there of, and have never tried to pass off anything I have said on the matter as "passion".
Nicky 12-20-2007, 08:23 PM Will you two shut up please?
Siriustar 12-20-2007, 11:00 PM serious music business itt
gabrielwhist 12-21-2007, 01:14 AM Will you two shut up please?
How bout you just don't get involved for once?
Nicky 12-21-2007, 09:51 PM I wasn't aware this was a private conversation.
Supa Fool 12-21-2007, 10:08 PM But Sen..if your views are unique, then that means most people won't agree, taking it out of award contention.
Nicky 12-21-2007, 10:24 PM That would then imply that his opinion has greater value than all the rest, I guess.
Man I'm happy it's Christmas Break....
gabrielwhist 12-21-2007, 10:34 PM I wasn't aware this was a private conversation.
It wasn't. But that doesn't mean we need your bitchin on top of our arguing.
Nicky 12-21-2007, 10:41 PM I'm not "bitchin"... :P
Besides, if not me, everyone else will eventually intervene, and say far worse things than I do.
And it solves nothing.
gabrielwhist 12-21-2007, 10:58 PM Well if you prefer moanin, I'll use that instead.
Krusty_The_Klown 12-21-2007, 11:06 PM Or perhaps, deprecatory?
Nicky 12-21-2007, 11:11 PM Well if you prefer moanin, I'll use that instead.
Totally pwnt me there.
Krusty_The_Klown 12-21-2007, 11:12 PM Oh wait.... I get it -_-
Supa Fool 12-21-2007, 11:16 PM someone want to try casino with me? I'll be Wii typing really slowly. :/
Nicky 12-21-2007, 11:18 PM shuhr
Supa Fool 12-21-2007, 11:19 PM shuhr
second game from bottom.
Nicky 12-21-2007, 11:21 PM I'll probably lose.
gabrielwhist 12-21-2007, 11:48 PM Totally pwnt me there.
+100 respect points for being man enough to acknowledge when she was pwnt.
But Sen..if your views are unique, then that means most people won't agree, taking it out of award contention.
It's unique in the sense that I'm actually sentient of all that makes it so great. Doesn't mean that others won't enjoy it the same way I do... just for different reasons.
That would then imply that his opinion has greater value than all the rest, I guess.
I'm trying to decide whether I'm annoyed with you yet. I don't have an inferiority complex, Freud. I don't think my brain is the annex for all God's knowledge. But it would an affront to my principles, and an insult to all concerned if I were to act like I don't have well developed opinions on these matters. I think a lot! Is that so hard to grasp?
And Gabe, give it a rest, will ya? There's no need to insult her.
As for the Casino game, is it cool that gprime is encouraging under age gambling?
Natus Lumen 12-22-2007, 01:35 PM I need this post to increase my casino cash so I can go get my daily gambling fix.
Krusty_The_Klown 12-22-2007, 03:19 PM Will post for money.
Nicky 12-22-2007, 05:02 PM I'm trying to decide whether I'm annoyed with you yet. I don't have an inferiority complex, Freud. I don't think my brain is the annex for all God's knowledge. But it would an affront to my principles, and an insult to all concerned if I were to act like I don't have well developed opinions on these matters. I think a lot! Is that so hard to grasp?
I wasn't insulting you when I said that...
I wasn't insulting you when I said that...
I didn't really think you were. That's partially what's so annoying.
gabrielwhist 12-22-2007, 08:37 PM And Gabe, give it a rest, will ya? There's no need to insult her.
As for the Casino game, is it cool that gprime is encouraging under age gambling?
I decide when there is, and what is, reason for me to insult people. And we were already past that when you brought it up.
And yes. It is cool that g-prime is promoting gambling.
Supa Fool 12-22-2007, 11:34 PM $ plz
gabrielwhist 12-22-2007, 11:40 PM Are you asking for cash?
Supa Fool 12-22-2007, 11:43 PM Ye$
gabrielwhist 12-22-2007, 11:58 PM What is the days date? Thats right, the 22nd. And if I was to give you money, what day would this event occur on? Thats right, the 25th.
Supa Fool 12-23-2007, 12:13 AM And for that you would get an invite to my selective group.
gabrielwhist 12-23-2007, 02:48 AM Your emo group? No thanks amigo, I am an anti-emo. I believe in drinking your problems away. Not whining, and crying, and cutting yourself in a dark corner. You can join my group if you want though.
Siriustar 12-23-2007, 01:07 PM Your emo group? No thanks amigo, I am an anti-emo. I believe in drinking your problems away. Not whining, and crying, and cutting yourself in a dark corner. You can join my group if you want though.
I bet you're funny when you're wasted, like a belligerent little kid.
gabrielwhist 12-23-2007, 06:03 PM I have been told I am quite humorous. I tend to hit on anything that moves. This is why I scope out the attractive women before I lose control. That way beer goggles never cause me to make bad decisions.
Krusty_The_Klown 12-23-2007, 07:02 PM Okay....
Siriustar 12-23-2007, 11:30 PM I have been told I am quite humorous. I tend to hit on anything that moves. This is why I scope out the attractive women before I lose control. That way beer goggles never cause me to make bad decisions.
I'm not a very nice drunk; apparently, the last time I was drunk I yelled at a five year-old. But I was reeeeeeally drunk.
Supa Fool 12-23-2007, 11:34 PM Janitor Matt is going to arrest you both.
I'm not a very nice drunk; apparently, the last time I was drunk I yelled at a five year-old. But I was reeeeeeally drunk.
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a3/drumma1/razmur666.jpg
You're welcome.
Siriustar 12-24-2007, 01:53 AM http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a3/drumma1/razmur666.jpg
You're welcome.
My 666 post was about alcohol? xHARDxCOREx
gabrielwhist 12-24-2007, 02:38 AM I'm not a very nice drunk; apparently, the last time I was drunk I yelled at a five year-old. But I was reeeeeeally drunk.
Thats fuckin awesome!
Janitor Matt is going to arrest you both.
Uh oh, thats not good.
My 666 post was about alcohol? xHARDxCOREx
Yes indeed.
TehCat 12-24-2007, 07:43 AM Yeah.
Supa Fool 12-24-2007, 09:21 AM Nope.
lolwut
Krusty_The_Klown 12-24-2007, 12:39 PM That's great. Just don't throw your penis at the cops.
Natus Lumen 12-24-2007, 01:23 PM Or anything for that matter.
Krusty_The_Klown 12-24-2007, 02:02 PM You can throw insults at them for shits and giggles.
gabrielwhist 12-24-2007, 05:53 PM I just think you should refrain from throwing your penis. At anything. Ever. That should stay attached to your body at all times.
Siriustar 12-24-2007, 08:23 PM I just think you should refrain from throwing your penis. At anything. Ever. That should stay attached to your body at all times.
I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again
This happens all the time
It's detachable
This comes in handy a lot of the time
I can leave it home when I think it's going to get me in trouble
Or I can rent it out when I don't need it
But now and then I go to a party
Get drunk
And the next morning I can't for the life of me
Remember what I did with it
First I looked around my apartment
And I couldn't find it
So I called up the place where the party was
They hadn't seen it either
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
'Cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
But not this time
So I told them if it pops up to let me know.
I called a few people who were at the party
But they were no help either
I was starting to get desperate
I really don't like being without my penis for too long
It makes me feel like less of a man
And I really hate to have to sit down every time I take a leak
After a few hours of searching the house
And calling everyone I could think of
I was starting to get very depressed
So I went to the Kiev and ate breakfast.
Then as I walked down Second Avenue toward St. Mark's Place
Where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street
I saw my penis lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven
Some guy was selling it
I had to buy it off him
He wanted 22 bucks but I talked him down to 17
I took it home
Washed it off
And put it back on
I was happy again
Complete
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached
But I don't know
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass
I like having a detachable penis
Supa Fool 12-24-2007, 10:12 PM I noticed the tag is now "mad gay"
Natus Lumen 12-24-2007, 10:17 PM I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again
This happens all the time
It's detachable
This comes in handy a lot of the time
I can leave it home when I think it's going to get me in trouble
Or I can rent it out when I don't need it
But now and then I go to a party
Get drunk
And the next morning I can't for the life of me
Remember what I did with it
First I looked around my apartment
And I couldn't find it
So I called up the place where the party was
They hadn't seen it either
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
'Cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
But not this time
So I told them if it pops up to let me know.
I called a few people who were at the party
But they were no help either
I was starting to get desperate
I really don't like being without my penis for too long
It makes me feel like less of a man
And I really hate to have to sit down every time I take a leak
After a few hours of searching the house
And calling everyone I could think of
I was starting to get very depressed
So I went to the Kiev and ate breakfast.
Then as I walked down Second Avenue toward St. Mark's Place
Where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street
I saw my penis lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven
Some guy was selling it
I had to buy it off him
He wanted 22 bucks but I talked him down to 17
I took it home
Washed it off
And put it back on
I was happy again
Complete
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached
But I don't know
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass
I like having a detachable penis
I love that song! I have to go listen to that now.
gabrielwhist 12-24-2007, 11:06 PM I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again
This happens all the time
It's detachable
This comes in handy a lot of the time
I can leave it home when I think it's going to get me in trouble
Or I can rent it out when I don't need it
But now and then I go to a party
Get drunk
And the next morning I can't for the life of me
Remember what I did with it
First I looked around my apartment
And I couldn't find it
So I called up the place where the party was
They hadn't seen it either
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
'Cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
But not this time
So I told them if it pops up to let me know.
I called a few people who were at the party
But they were no help either
I was starting to get desperate
I really don't like being without my penis for too long
It makes me feel like less of a man
And I really hate to have to sit down every time I take a leak
After a few hours of searching the house
And calling everyone I could think of
I was starting to get very depressed
So I went to the Kiev and ate breakfast.
Then as I walked down Second Avenue toward St. Mark's Place
Where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street
I saw my penis lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven
Some guy was selling it
I had to buy it off him
He wanted 22 bucks but I talked him down to 17
I took it home
Washed it off
And put it back on
I was happy again
Complete
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached
But I don't know
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass
I like having a detachable penis
Yes, we have all heard detachable penis. And we all at one point found it awesome, or hilarious. But I still uphold that you should never throw your dick at anything, and you're penis should always remain attached to your body. Seriously, would you like to find your penis on a dirty blanket next to a broken toaster?
Siriustar 12-24-2007, 11:13 PM Yes, we have all heard detachable penis. And we all at one point found it awesome, or hilarious. But I still uphold that you should never throw your dick at anything, and you're penis should always remain attached to your body. Seriously, would you like to find your penis on a dirty blanket next to a broken toaster?
Dude, if I had a detachable penis, you know I'd be shaking it at the ladies all the fucking time. ALL THE FUCKING TIME. Serious lulz would ensue.
gabrielwhist 12-25-2007, 12:39 AM HAHA! Good point, good point. Still, to risky for me. Plus, every time I took it off I would feel emasculated.
Krusty_The_Klown 12-25-2007, 06:57 PM What if it went flaccid in your hand and then it slipped out and fell into a drain sewer or something?
gabrielwhist 12-25-2007, 09:15 PM *vomits*
Krusty_The_Klown 12-25-2007, 10:01 PM *dances*
Siriustar 12-25-2007, 10:13 PM What if it went flaccid in your hand and then it slipped out and fell into a drain sewer or something?
You were clearly too easygoing about the importance of having a dick, and therefore should not be entitled to one.
Krusty_The_Klown 12-25-2007, 10:33 PM You're right, that's why I have a spare.
Siriustar 12-26-2007, 12:21 AM You're right, that's why I have a spare.
yeah it's called your head OHHHHHHHHHHHH
Natus Lumen 12-26-2007, 03:30 PM That is known as nothing other than a burn.
Krusty_The_Klown 12-26-2007, 04:26 PM Yep, that's what I call a Cockburn.
Siriustar 12-26-2007, 04:56 PM Yep, that's what I call a Cockburn.
:S
Put some aloe vera on that or something jesus christ
Krusty_The_Klown 12-26-2007, 05:04 PM I was just commenting on the way you said, "oohh burn" And it was about cocks so I said "Cockburn" which combines the two in a pun.
Siriustar 12-26-2007, 05:25 PM I was just commenting on the way you said, "oohh burn" And it was about cocks so I said "Cockburn" which combines the two in a pun.
I was just totally oblivious to that.
Krusty_The_Klown 12-26-2007, 06:19 PM So now you know.
=D
Siriustar 12-26-2007, 09:51 PM So now you know.
=D
YOU CLEARLY DID NOT GET THE JOKE
get hit w/ car plx :)
Supa Fool 12-26-2007, 10:51 PM get hit w/ car plx :)
Omg kay.
...wth? I disappear for two days and this is what it comes to? Who's the closet case?
Krusty_The_Klown 12-27-2007, 02:54 PM I have no idea what murdoch is talking about. So.... buttsecks anyone?
Supa Fool 12-27-2007, 02:56 PM Omg kay.
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Siriustar 12-27-2007, 09:23 PM I have no idea what murdoch is talking about. So.... buttsecks anyone?
I was just commenting on the way you said, "oohh burn" And it was about cocks so I said "Cockburn" which combines the two in a pun.
You elaborated on why you said "cockburn" after I posted something sarcastic you took as (what seems to be) seriousness, then I made fun of you again. You subsequently appeared not to get the joke; I stated that you did not, in fact, get the joke.
This whole thing has just been a big muddled misunderstanding.
My online buddy (recording under the name 10dB) is releasing a bangin' new album, wARPED cHILDREN, and I think this might be the best shit I've heard all year.
Natus Lumen 12-28-2007, 04:31 PM Okay, let's drop this subject.
RM, post a link and I might listen.
Siriustar 12-28-2007, 07:10 PM Okay, let's drop this subject.
RM, post a link and I might listen.
You wouldn't like it. Dude raps with a heavy Glaswegian accent. More importantly, he raps.
gabrielwhist 12-29-2007, 06:54 AM LAME.
Siriustar 12-29-2007, 02:00 PM LAME.
lol be blacker
Natus Lumen 12-29-2007, 03:15 PM First I've ever heard anyone say that.
gabrielwhist 12-29-2007, 04:21 PM lol be blacker
If you mean blacker, as in classic gang banging retard, then, NEVER!
insan3 12-29-2007, 04:23 PM rap is fag
gabrielwhist 12-29-2007, 04:26 PM Hey! Don't insult gay people!
Krusty_The_Klown 12-29-2007, 04:39 PM fag is rap
Supa Fool 12-29-2007, 09:46 PM fap is rap
edited.
Natus Lumen 01-01-2008, 05:38 PM It's times like these I wonder how I got to be so awesome.
How'd you come to that conclusion?
viper.gtsr 01-01-2008, 08:36 PM He's dreaming.
Supa Fool 01-01-2008, 11:11 PM I lol'd.
I mean Lol'd.
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