I'm going to my aunt's and uncles to play backyard football in the snow and then have a party there with lots of relatives. It'll be a blast. What are you guys doing?

We're in a drought, so there'll be no playing in the snow... but I'm first going to my father's family's house for about two hours... then we're going to a church at around 2 to feed the hungry, but I don't know when we're leaving, then I guess we're gonna go home and watch the game... and invite people over.

Well, at least... I think that's what we're doing. O_o I'm not too good at remembering schedules... I just know it's going to be somewhat eventful, compared to my average days.

I'm going to watch Packers beat Lions in football on ze television, then eat with my relatives at my house.

Good luck with your packers. The Bears are gonna whup your asses again. :closedeye

who cares, you're not in contention ;] Packers I think are going 13-3 this season.

I was sort of being sarcastic. The Bear's offense are a muddled pile of steaming excrement spread across a maggot-infested chunk of hardtack this season to say the least. And that doesn't say much for their defense. I don't know what happened.

You mean conquerism day?

I'm going to sit my ass down at the dinner table and feast.
That's what I'm going to do.

I'm working, and nobody's saving me any food.

You bunch of lucky fuckys.

I'm working, and nobody's saving me any food.
You bunch of lucky fuckys.
Hahahaha
Guess what!
I'm not working but my boss is still paying me for a 5 hour day.

The only difference between Turkey Day and a normal day here is the amount of food we eat.

Usually we alternate between going to my mom's side and dad's side of the family but this year my dad's side can't do it so I'm just staying home with my immediate family.

Which is going to suck.

My dad and sister are out of town, and my mom and I don't exactly get along, so.....avoiding her, watching the O.C. on the laptop, and chilling on gprime I guess.

I'm working, and nobody's saving me any food.
You bunch of lucky fuckys.
My brother's working, but he's only working until about three and he gets paid 1.5 times his usual salary, plus he got a coupon for a free turkey and frozen pecan pie (he works in a grocery store).

As for me, my mom's family's coming over. My grandmother's in from England, one of my mom's sisters moved to London a few months ago, and my favorite cousin moved to South Korea, but we'll still have plenty of people. It's a big family. And then I think Saturday is my dad's family. The only exciting part of that's going to be my dad's sister's separation from her...significant other and my grandmother's ability to cook.

Oh, and we're all going to enjoy this bitterly cold wind that those stupid Canadians passed on to us. It's 41 degrees and dry as fuck.

Dude. Fucking ain't dry. At least it shouldn't be. I mean, if yours is, you're doing something wrong.

.......
on a related note..
I DONT GIVE A FLYING FUCK
does anyone stop to think about how hard it would actually be to give a flying fuck
(and dont say you could just do it in a plane... thats cheating)

.......
on a related note..
does anyone stop to think about how hard it would actually be to give a flying fuck
(and dont say you could just do it in a plane... thats cheating)
The easiest way to make fuck fly is to launch it off a spork.

Then what is a flying fuck after it hits the ground? A squished fuck?

A dead fuck.

I love Gprime.
=D

'Tis my life source. ;D

Lol. I forgot about this thread.

A dead fuck.
I lol'd.

What do you call a fuck hiding inside a bomb?

A cluster fuck.

I made that one up ^^

I re-lol'd.

"Cluster fuck." Hmm, sounds suspicious.

?

What do you a fuck inside Michael Jackson's bed room?

A sick fuck.

:D

Also a dead fuck...if it's a boy fuck, that is.

interesting...

shwacht!

Scfifty five?

girlfriends age?

Scfifty five!

my IQ?

Scfifty five!

Your weight?

176

lulz ur t3h f47

I wai 34 pownz

i am teh binch l0tz n00b 1m not f47!!!11!

Your weight?
That's not part of the song!

Sam: Whoa. That's lots of muscle then, because you don't look like you weigh nearly that much.

ill start from where we stopped



YOU MUST PAY!


FIVE PLUS FIVE IS FIFTY FIFTY FIFTY!!!


SCHMIFTYFIVE!

Scigity scwah!

schmifty five!

Scmiggity sma!

schmifty five
MY IQ IS 55!

YOUR MAMA LOOKS?!

Schmifty five!

The answer to the universe?



(Lol, I don't know the song)

42!

shfourteen teen

doe.

a deer...

RAAAAAAAAY! A DROP OF GOLDEN SUN!

You forgot to say a female deer!!!

Oops.

If a female dog is a bitch then a female deer must be a... ditch?

A doe you fool!

Is that a female deer hooker? A doe vs. a ho?

No! But lol.

Me, a name, I call my self.

Fah, a long long way to ruuuuuuuuun!

Fah fah fah fah.

That sounds funny.

"I"ll Re you and Fa you! You know what I mean by that, boy?"

From Romeo and Juliet, swear to god.

Fah, a long long way to ruuuuuuuuun!
me, a name i call myselffffff

me, a name i call myselffffff
FAIL. Me comes before fah. The next is: Sow, a needle pulling thread!

La!!!!!!

La!!!!!!
A note to follow sow.

TEEEEE!

"herbal" tea, by the way.