Can anyone be brave enough to come forth with an answer or at least an educated hypothesis? I have a fairly small signature image that would be considered fairly mild in size on other forums. But then again, this isn't like other forums.

When you have been here a lot, you have lots of things to put in your sigs.

kewl.

When you have been here a lot, you have lots of things to put in your sigs.
I completely agree :|

I disagree. I've been here over two years, and have ONE thing in my sig.
Edit: Oh wait, I reread that. I agree; lots of choices. Up to the person to decide how ZOMGHUEG their sig is though.

He's kinda got a point, on most forums sigs like these would be considered huge.

Who's that guy...? In your sig.

Well you see, the bigger your sig, the bigger your penis. And you know what they say about guys with big penises...



That's right, they wear big shoes

I wear big shoes, but I don't have a big sig. WHATS IT MEAN?

your penis is confused? and you don't wear big socks?

mine is rather large...

I need to make a bigger sig to reflect my penis size. Or I could just do this:
My E-Peen is huge!!!!
8==============================================D

Who's that guy...? In your sig.
The singer from Bright Eyes.

you know what they say about guys with big penises...
That's right, they wear big shoes
ironically sigged!

I don't think mine is very big.
Or is it?
I...don't go to many forums. They mostly scare me. ;D

Use a bigger screen resolution.

I have a long sig.

My sig is massive

My sig is fat.

LONGSIG IS LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLOL 4CHAN REFERENCEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG

So...if you're a girl and your sig is large...does that mean your boobies are huge?


Damn, I sure am overcompensating.

But what if you sig is three dimensional but your penis/boobs are already 3-D and a 2-D sig converts to 3-D, thus adding another dimension in the conversion, does this make your penis/boobs 4 dimensional?

I guess.

Yes, my boobs also travel along the time axis

*gasp* Where'd they go?! I think I left them at five minutes from now!

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a125/RyuNacho/1171142010418.jpg

I hate when that happens!

lol detachable time traveling penis :D

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a125/RyuNacho/1171142010418.jpg
XDDD That reminds me of Foamy the Squirrel and Germaine's jiggly butt.

lol detachable time traveling penis :D

Lol, there's actually a god called kokopelli that has a detachable penis that he places in a river to have sex with the women bathing there. In other words, O_o

Lol, there's actually a god called kokopelli that has a detachable penis that he places in a river to have sex with the women bathing there. In other words, O_o
Where did you hear about such a thing? XD

Kokopelli is actually the humpbacked flute player seen on many ancient stone wall paintings.
Where he got the detachable penis thing? I don't know.

king missle

Kokopelli is actually the humpbacked flute player seen on many ancient stone wall paintings.
Where he got the detachable penis thing? I don't know.

Yea, he's the god entertainment and I think mischief. Another signature client wanted a picture of kokopelli and I asked him what that was and he told me that interesting little fact.

And you...believed him?

I believe wikipedia. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kokopelli)

Hmm.

And OHHH! THAT'S Kokopelli? I see him on jewelry everywhere.

Wait, so maybe that isn't a flute. Does that mean he's blowing himself?

Perhaps...

Wow.

My mom has three colorful gold, green, and red ones hanging on the wall between the door and the window. I'll never look at them the same.

Anyway, I think my sig's relatively small in comparison to Gabby and Becca's.

My sig's tiny in comparison.

Hmm.

And OHHH! THAT'S Kokopelli? I see him on jewelry everywhere.
There's a bakery around where I live called Kokopelli.

Anyway, I think my sig's relatively lame in comparison to Gabby and Becca's.
Yeah, we know.

My dick's tiny in comparison.
Its ok, everyone's is.

Yeah, we know.


Its ok, everyone's is.

if samiam said that, he'd totally get a facepalm...

He's not smart enough, or witty enough to say that though. Nor would it be true for him.

What if there was a fat dude who had man boobs? would a big sig make his man boobs and penis big and/or multi-dimensional?

facepalm?

yup

note: i was saving this for samiam, but this is to prevent future stupidity

@Q and a half
*ahem*
http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/JeepJeep8/facepalm.jpg