What will become of this poor little mutant thingy, molested by the first living creature he found. Scarred for life, no longer able to see faceless stick people without screaming, what has the future got in store for the poor little fella?

me raping him. : D

No, that's the present of Hubert, we want to find the future. And no matter what you say, it's hard to rape for longer than an hour, so after an hour he's gonna need a different future...

oh, he can live with some porkchop sandwiches.
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they are very kind.

And these sandwiches have a dog who gets mega-fleas which kill everyone but Hubert who is transformed into a super (insert species here) and fights crimes against deli meats

So, from giant mutant tadpole to super tadpole thingy... The future is looking up. We should all go and hide, lest he turn his super powers upon those who molested him in the first place...

See what your cruelty had brought you?! Do you see!?!?!? Now, if you will excuse me, Hubert and I have bank to rob with his super powers. ;)

Hubert doesn't remember your kindness... It's 14 years onwards, and he remembers your face among the other molsters. I raised him like one of my own, bringing him up for 10 years to hate your memory... Truly, this is our lord, Akira!

No he remembers me as his sole protector and he loves me for it.

I am the voice and parent of Hubert... I choose. You're gonna have to make him remember ^_^ Buy his favour with babies ^_^ I was bored when I was experimenting with his diet...

Yeah... No. The creator of Hubert would be his voice and parent. i.e. Pink Floyd. So unless he steps in and says otherwise, Hubert loves me. You have no control over him.

I'm his adoptive parent. Pink Floyd tried to kill him.
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He closed his thread.

You don't get to adopt him. The court finds you guilty of molestation, and gives me custody of him.

He came with me. He remembered I had the cigs.
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Ahaha, there's a new member named Hubert. Who made him?

Nope. Hubert loves me for refraining from abusing him, and trying to protect him from all y'all fuck heads. He moved in with me, and I'm his new daddy.

I never abused him, I supplied him with the one thing that kept him away from suicide. I have partial custody.

You supplied cigarettes to a mutant tadpole. You are a terrible parent. You get no custody. However, I like you so you can accompany us to the movies and come over for game nights and such.

Thread closed

/life

I tried to make a character called Hubert, but it didn't work >.< Hubert is dead from lung cancer. I'm sorry Gabriel... I really am...

Lies! :crybaby:

Ok, let me be the first to ask. Who is Hubert?

Read the entire 'what is it?' thread.

Yeah who is Hubert?

Read..

I tried to make a character called Hubert, but it didn't work >.< Hubert is dead from lung cancer. I'm sorry Gabriel... I really am...

no. No. NO. NOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOOOOOO!!!

I accuse anguspie of kidnapping! You made that excuse as a cover-up!

That doesn't help

Suing people to stop depression is TOTALLY moral. -.-

I am going on a quest. A quest to find Hubert. I must save him.

I wish you look Gabriel. On this quest you must take a small, fat ginger with you to be your guide, helper, pack-horse and/or you're "companion when you get lonely... Jeez, Lord o' teh Rings is twisted...

So, Hubert is dead now?

yah.. otherwise we'd keep talking about him and soon therd be molestation everywhere...

molestation is everywhere... Even where you least expect it... *explodes*

omg!!!

Beans.

D:

Take the frown....

D:

And turn it around,

:D

and you've got a great big smile!

:D

You really just did that.

I think I'm in e-love.


;PP

You really just did that.
I think I'm in e-love.
;PP

Lol, when I was little, my mom used to say that to me whenever I was mad or sad or whatever. It still gets me to this day, mainly because of how babyish it is.

e-love FTW

Lol, when I was little, my mom used to say that to me whenever I was mad or sad or whatever. It still gets me to this day, mainly because of how babyish it is.
e-love FTW
What? E-love or "You just did that"?

MATCH.com, here we come!

What? E-love or "You just did that"?
MATCH.com, here we come!

I was commenting on e-love. The frown thing is what my mom used to say. And I guess match.com would be that. Those stupid e-harmony commercials come to mind as well with that gray haired guy talking all sincere-like. Good luck getting someone under 400 pounds that doesn't still live with their parents.

I was commenting on e-love. The frown thing is what my mom used to say. And I guess match.com would be that. Those stupid e-harmony commercials come to mind as well with that gray haired guy talking all sincere-like. Good luck getting someone under 400 pounds that doesn't still live with their parents.
Oh XD

I would never SERIOUSLY join a dating website.

ya liek cereal 4 realz. I think online dating is just creepy, considering all of the rapists lurking the interwebs. This also reminds me of Gears of War where the huge Berserker Locust is coming and the helmeted soldier is like, "OH FUCK, WE'RE FUCKED, GUYS! I'M GETTING OUTTA HERE!" And when he runs and turns the corner, he gets impaled (*hint hint*) by the Berserker anyway. XD

and the 400 pound 50 year olds.